ATGATT Police

[GOONR]

The ATTGATT police turned up at work today. Her jacket and lid where the same bright yellow. I think the light on the back is just the finishing touch! :sick:

We have parking for bikes under the building, never seen this one parked up before. The mophead rider turned up just after her, wearing a flimsy dress, jandal's no gloves etc. Just the usual mophead standard of gear really. She got the 10 commandments of ATGATT thrown at her.

I just stood back wondering why she thought she had the right to try to dictate to someone what they should wear.

So now I know what the ATGATT police really look like, it's bright.

[Big Dave]

The Carlin Paradigm: everyone going faster than you is a lunatic - everyone going slower is an idiot.

[Ixion]

That light is illegal

[GOONR]

That light is illegal

It was wired up as well so I guess it works.

[vifferman]

It was wired up as well so I guess it works.
So what's it for? Is that actually a two-wheeled rubbish truck or emergency vehicle or summat? :confused:

[Swoop]

I think I puked in my mouth.

Where are the fashion police when you need them?

[Latte]

So what's it for? Is that actually a two-wheeled rubbish truck or emergency vehicle or summat? :confused:

Goonr already said - it's the ATTGATT Police :laugh: , and it also does alternative duties as the emergency response Waaaaahmbulance ;).

[GOONR]

So what's it for? Is that actually a two-wheeled rubbish truck or emergency vehicle or summat? :confused:

Nope, just her normal daily ride :pinch:

[HenryDorsetCase]

I'm going to hell for (among other things)

a) thinking bad thoughts about the person whose bike that is without knowing them (but come on LOOK at it); and

b) sometimes wearing jeans and a jacket and non armoured boots AND A HALF FACE HELMET when riding around.

[imdying]

That light is illegalNo, it's legal on service vehicles... and that's obviously a first response waaaahbulance unit :yes:

[slofox]

Hells bells, even I don't have a friggin' light on the back :crazy: and I'm pretty ATGATT - for myself anyway...skin gets brittle once you're a hundred years old...

[GOONR]

Hells bells, even I don't have a friggin' light on the back :crazy: and I'm pretty ATGATT - for myself anyway...skin gets brittle once you're a hundred years old...

I thought the light was a great touch :laugh: and she certainly knew all about what gear people should wear and she wasn't afraid to let them know either. :Pokey:

[HenryDorsetCase]

She totally needs to sign up here and let us know the error of our ways.

that'd be great.

Ima buy one of them chrome WW2 Wehrmact helmets that the bad boys wear specially.

[pzkpfw]

I'm more or less ATGATT, but geez!

It's like, wearing a condom is a good thing, and safe. But if you are just gonna shake hands instead, it's no longer sex.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Oh yeah, I know that chick.

[slofox]

I thought the light was a great touch :laugh: and she certainly knew all about what gear people should wear and she wasn't afraid to let them know either. :Pokey:

Wellll...I did see a guy arse off close to my local supermarket last year. He didn't have much gear on and managed to peel his right leg of most skin from hip to ankle...certainly illustrated how fragile skin is when it's rubbing along the tarmac...(or chipseal in this case...). I felt like an ATGATT nazi that day...

[Pwalo]

Nope, just her normal daily ride :pinch:

You live in Auckland, don't you.

[p.dath]

Maybe she does a lot of reversing and needs a rear flashing light? :lol:

[neels]

That's very yellow. :wari:

The traditional purpose of the flashing light is to notify other road users of a hazard, obviously she has realised how dangerous her riding is and the danger she poses, and taken appropriate steps to warn them. ;)

[vifferman]

Goonr already said - it's the ATTGATT Police :laugh: , and it also does alternative duties as the emergency response Waaaaahmbulance ;).
Snortle.......

[GOONR]

You live in Auckland, don't you.

erm, yeah!?

[Genie]

there's some weirdo's in the big city.

[Grubber]

there's some weirdo's in the big city.

Theres that little Nelsonian again...
Your right though....plenty of the weird up here.
Would have to say, the yellow bike probably doesn't even come close to that here in Aucks.

[GOONR]

Wellll...I did see a guy arse off close to my local supermarket last year. He didn't have much gear on and managed to peel his right leg of most skin from hip to ankle...certainly illustrated how fragile skin is when its rubbing along the tarmac...(or chipseal in this case...). I felt like an ATGATT nazi that day...

Yeah, I had an off back in the UK (many many years ago), about two weeks after I got all of the right gear. If I hadn't had the right gear on I would be a right mess to this day. Needless to say I don't leave home without it now.

EDIT: But I draw the line at a yellow flashing light on the back of the bike! (excluding indicators of course)

[slofox]

Yeah, I had an off back in the UK (many many years ago), about two weeks after I got all of the right gear. If I hadn't had the right gear on I would be a right mess to this day. Needless to say I don't leave home without it now.

EDIT: But I draw the line at a yellow flashing light on the back of the bike! (excluding indicators of course)

You and me both!:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

[CookMySock]

She got the 10 commandments of ATGATT thrown at her. I just stood back wondering why she thought she had the right to try to dictate to someone what they should wear.No one is telling anyone what they should do, and no one threw anything at anyone.

It's just what they think, and they are passionate about it.

It's wrong to mistake passion for persuasion. I am sure you are passionate about something too - doesn't mean you are telling everyone what they should do? ay. ;)

Steve

[GOONR]

No one is telling anyone what they should do, and no one threw anything at anyone.

It's just what they think, and they are passionate about it.

It's wrong to mistake passion for persuasion. I am sure you are passionate about something too - doesn't mean you are telling everyone what they should do? ay. ;)

Steve

Fair comment about passion and persuasion DB, although I would say the commandments definitely became airborne! they where flying.

[Mr Merde]

I know that bike and that parking spot.

Khyber Pass Road by any chance?

If so I parked there for almost 3 years

[GOONR]

I know that bike and that parking spot.

Khyber Pass Road by any chance?

If so I parked there for almost 3 years

Sure is the spot.. I've never seen the bike here before, only been here 6 months though but it's usually the same old same old parking up. It's not your bike is it?:shutup:

[R6_kid]

Anyone who skimps on quality when it comes to buying a motorcycle has no grounds to dictate ANYTHING to ANYONE. WTF is Daelim?

[Mr Merde]

Sure is the spot.. I've never seen the bike here before, only been here 6 months though but it's usually the same old same old parking up. It's not your bike is it?:shutup:

Not my bike. I finished there about 14 months ago. Worked for Fujitsu on the second floor. It was Infinity Solutions then. Bike belongs to one of their female computer techs.

She also rides a SV650

[GOONR]

Not my bike. I finished there about 14 months ago. Worked for Fujitsu on the second floor. It was Infinity Solutions then. Bike belongs to one of their female computer techs.

She also rides a SV650

That's the place...

She has a SV650 and rides that other thing, is she mental?

[Big Dave]

I know that bike and that parking spot.

Khyber Pass Road by any chance?

If so I parked there for almost 3 years

You're not the chic with the fishnet stockings and the protruding belly are you?????

[Mr Merde]

You're not the chic with the fishnet stockings and the protruding belly are you?????

Not the last time I looked but whatever floats your boat.........................................thing s can be arranged!!!!!!!!

[kiwifruit]

Sweet ride.

[Ixion]

It's the fishnet stocking that you find really sweet , isnt it?

[Big Dave]

>>but whatever floats your boat..<<
No - fine thanks - Just that last time I rode past taking the Coleman's shortcut, your penis was hanging out.

[YellowDog]

I know that bike and that parking spot.

Khyber Pass Road by any chance?

If so I parked there for almost 3 years

The scooter's in your spot, she's in my old spot.

[LBD]

I noticed "Yellow Dog" was reading this post....must have picked up the scent of Yellow...

someone said the rider has a SV 650....good on her for looking after it and commuting on this Yellow thing....and if she commutes around a city where there are one or two idiot car drivers then full marks for her wearing the gear and riding on a bright yellow thing...I would give her some bling

Fashion follows form and Safety follows function....and ner the twa shall meet

[peasea]

She totally needs to sign up here and let us know the error of our ways.

that'd be great.

Ima buy one of them chrome WW2 Wehrmact helmets that the bad boys wear specially.

Go here;
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Helmets-clothing-footwear/Helmets/auction-268394048.htm

[rustic101]

The way to get around lighting up you bike is not too, but rather light up yourself, as there are no regulations around what a rider can wear only. Lighting is restricted to the bike/ car/ truck/ bus/ push bike/ ice cream cart lol so the last was a quick lick....

[Renegade]

maybe she moon lights for works infrastructure by night, either way thats gay

[nico]

crikey............ott much

[nico]

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and winner for worlds gayest helmet goes to...

[Genie]

That's the place...

She has a SV650 and rides that other thing, is she mental?

apparently, so I have been informed, all women are mental (shut up Grubber)

[GOONR]

apparently, so I have been informed, all women are mental (shut up Grubber)

Ain't that the truth! :innocent:

[Genie]

Ain't that the truth! :innocent:

maybe, maybe not.
Does depend on the time of the month (oooops) and how much a man has wound up the women!!!!
Why do men get such a kick out of winding up women....they really get their jolly's off!

[sleemanj]

Bike belongs to one of their female computer techs.

She also rides a SV650

Enough with the inconsequential detail, the question on everybody's mind is, of course, IS SHE HOT. (and are there pics).

[yachtie10]

Anyone who skimps on quality when it comes to buying a motorcycle has no grounds to dictate ANYTHING to ANYONE. WTF is Daelim?

Daelim Industrial is a Korean compay which used to make the Honda motorcycles for the local market. This is probably why you see thousands of them in places like Cambodia. The Honda Daelim is the prefered bike for the Mototdop (motorcycle Taxi) as they last forever and are easy to fix and keep on the road (I would say maintain but that doesnt appy to Cambodia)

[danchop]

ive seen her lots of times coasting down nelson st,the light is constantly flashing too and does stick out like dogs balls on the wet days.cops probably think its more safe even though its illegal,it is one way of getting nearly everyone on the streets to look at your bike without spending a fortune

[Genie]

ive seen her lots of times coasting down nelson st,the light is constantly flashing too and does stick out like dogs balls on the wet days.cops probably think its more safe even though its illegal,it is one way of getting nearly everyone on the streets to look at your bike without spending a fortune

seriousy, she rides with the lights flashing! she's on to something?????

[DMNTD]

WTF is Daelim?

The highest selling motorcycle in Korea :shutup: serious

[zeocen]

You gotta admit though GOONR, working in the city - you see some pretty disasterous things coming from the ol' scooter community! Maybe she's been working in CBD for too long and is just plain fed up.
I park in the basement of our building and am next to a bright red scooter, occupied by a lady with a half face helmet, skirt, heels and blouse. I don't say anything to her because that's her perogative, but the crazy antics of the scooting community as a whole in Auckland CBD almost puts the ACC increase in perspective :/


Still, that bike... and I thought *I* had bad taste..

[GOONR]

You gotta admit though GOONR, working in the city - you see some pretty disasterous things coming from the ol' scooter community! Maybe she's been working in CBD for too long and is just plain fed up.
I park in the basement of our building and am next to a bright red scooter, occupied by a lady with a half face helmet, skirt, heels and blouse. I don't say anything to her because that's her perogative, but the crazy antics of the scooting community as a whole in Auckland CBD almost puts the ACC increase in perspective :/


Still, that bike... and I thought *I* had bad taste..

Your not wrong about the scooters in the CBD, I was filtering to the front of a queue at the lights the other day and a scooter squeeeezed between me and the cars on my left, whilst I was moving. Some of them are right loon's.

[shrub]

seriousy, she rides with the lights flashing! she's on to something?????

Why doesn't she live in ChCh? All we have is the middle aged man with a goatee who rides around town on a bicycle wearing women's clothing, a woman on a yellow Daelin with a flashing light is much cooler.

[Grubber]

apparently, so I have been informed, all women are mental (shut up Grubber)

Damn! Another missed opportunity.....slides away in disgust...

[Thunder 8]

I think I puked in my mouth.

Where are the fashion police when you need them?

:lol::lol: hahaha........ What he said.

[varminter]

I know that bike and that parking spot.

Khyber Pass Road by any chance?

If so I parked there for almost 3 years

Thats a long time to park, what were you doing in the mean time, walking??