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SS90
29th January 2010, 08:52
I was thinking to myself today, I wonder what "The pride of Paul Holmes" is up too.......... one google search and...........

http://www.3news.co.nz/Millie-Elder-could-face-jail-time/tabid/423/articleID/138582/Default.aspx
:mellow:
Zuki lover
29th January 2010, 08:55
OH Dear ............... some people just never learn, do they :(
Tank
29th January 2010, 08:55
I reckon that girl would be an absoultley filthy root. :niceone::niceone:
Zuki lover
29th January 2010, 08:57
Another reason not to go there.....................
Tank
29th January 2010, 08:59
Another reason not to go there.....................

Actually I was saying it in "its a good thing" way
Katman
29th January 2010, 09:05
Actually I was saying it in "its a good thing" way

I was thinking she could be given home detention............







........at my place.
MisterD
29th January 2010, 09:06
I reckon that girl would be an absoultley filthy root. :niceone::niceone:

I think you've got waay too much class for her old son...

http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/files/2010/01/millie-2.jpg

From the Orca (http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/2010/01/28/silly-millie/)
imdying
29th January 2010, 09:09
AIDS junkie scum
Katman
29th January 2010, 09:14
I think you've got waay too much class for her old son...



On second thoughts............

:sick:
Tank
29th January 2010, 09:14
I think you've got waay too much class for her old son...

Aww thanks - but Im pretty shallow. Besides - I wasnt looking to marry the thing.
Logpot
29th January 2010, 09:14
I could fix her................
SS90
29th January 2010, 10:09
I think you've got waay too much class for her old son...

http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/files/2010/01/millie-2.jpg

From the Orca (http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/2010/01/28/silly-millie/)

This is my new wallpaper......... Millie, you're a legend......
onearmedbandit
29th January 2010, 10:19
Wonder whose phone number is on her hand? Or is it her tick bill?
mashman
29th January 2010, 10:22
I reckon that girl would be an absoultley filthy root. :niceone::niceone:

Ayeeeeeeee
FlangMasterJ
29th January 2010, 10:36
Gotta admit. She looks damn fine in that pic.
Pussy
29th January 2010, 14:55
This is what the spoilt little bitch needs......
Ferkletastic
29th January 2010, 15:10
Perfect case study of poor little rich girl trying to piss of Daddy syndrome.
Number One
29th January 2010, 15:49
As much as she's brought all this on herself and is a stupid biarch for it all - this is a sad story.

What if it was my kid...I actually have to admit that I feel quite sorry for mole nose Paully
JimO
29th January 2010, 16:15
she needs to do jail time to give her a scare
P38
29th January 2010, 16:23
I reckon that girl would be an absoultley filthy root. :niceone::niceone:

Mate .........think of the consequences........

You may become a regualr at the VD clinic.

Ya dick could turn green and drop off a few weeks after said bonk occured.
mashman
29th January 2010, 16:30
Mate .........think of the consequences........

You may become a regualr at the VD clinic.

Ya dick could turn green and drop off a few weeks after said bonk occured.

Absolutely... don't be a fool, protect your tool!!!!
R6_kid
29th January 2010, 16:30
I'd hit it. Thank god for condoms!
Smifffy
29th January 2010, 16:44
AIDS junkie scum

AJS rider - who knew?

:lol:
MIXONE
29th January 2010, 16:47
She's had more chances then a game of monopoly.
Lock the silly tart up I say.
Maha
29th January 2010, 16:48
This is what the spoilt little bitch needs......

With ya there John.
She is a scrubber and will always be a scubber, I feel sorry for those who wish to have thier cock anywhere near that....

Says a bit about thier real life situation I guess?
Scouse
29th January 2010, 16:58
With ya there John.
She is a scrubber and will always be a scubber, I feel sorry for those who wish to have thier cock anywhere near that....

Says a bit about thier real life situation I guess?Come on now Mark there is nowt wrong with bad girl pussy s'long as it dont smell like a stale trout
cs363
29th January 2010, 17:31
Shame to see her journey down the plug hole, as long as she hangs out with that no-hoper boyfriend of hers and his 'associates' she doesn't stand a chance.
One day, many years from now she'll probably realise the error of her ways, but she'll be a old crone before her time by then I'm picking. Just a sad, sad situation....
Pussy
29th January 2010, 17:49
Shame to see her journey down the plug hole, as long as she hangs out with that no-hoper boyfriend of hers and his 'associates' she doesn't stand a chance.
One day, many years from now she'll probably realise the error of her ways, but she'll be a old crone before her time by then I'm picking. Just a sad, sad situation....

I won't red bling you for that, cs363.... but she is just a jumped up spoilt little bitch.
If she is looking for sympathy.... it's after "shit" and "suicide" in the dictionary.
Lock the stupid little slapper up... for a long time
Headbanger
29th January 2010, 17:50
Shame to see her journey down the plug hole, as long as she hangs out with that no-hoper boyfriend of hers and his 'associates' she doesn't stand a chance.
One day, many years from now she'll probably realise the error of her ways, but she'll be a old crone before her time by then I'm picking. Just a sad, sad situation....

Shes right where she wants to be, I wouldn't bet on her ever thinking its all been a mistake, whose to say she won't be happy with her crowd at 40?
Maha
29th January 2010, 17:53
Come on now Mark there is nowt wrong with bad girl pussy s'long as it dont smell like a stale trout

The smell of stale trout and the consistancy of 60 grit sandpaper, yeah real nice.....:sick:
All conjecture at this point because I dont really know.
cs363
29th January 2010, 18:04
I won't red bling you for that, cs363.... but she is just a jumped up spoilt little bitch.
If she is looking for sympathy.... it's after "shit" and "suicide" in the dictionary.
Lock the stupid little slapper up... for a long time

I wouldn't expect red bling from you mate, it tends to be a tool used by those with no argument.
I suspect you may be right, though I don't know her personally (obviously you've been there..... :lol:) I thought I'd allow her a small amount of benefit of the doubt (a few beers after work does give you a more kindly outlook...).
I do think she'd have a damn sight better chance of repairing her life if she wasn't hanging around with the group she's with, but you make your own choices at the end of the day I guess.... Hell, I've been seen in public with you FFS! :D


Shes right where she wants to be, I wouldn't bet on her ever thinking its all been a mistake, whose to say she won't be happy with her crowd at 40?

As above, I concede you and Pussy are probably right on reflection. her tale of woe is just about becoming comedic....seems like she's in court just about every other week!
SMOKEU
29th January 2010, 18:26
I'm keen to slip her a sly 1.
rustic101
29th January 2010, 18:37
Wonder whose phone number is on her hand? Or is it her tick bill?

I'd say at a guess or stab in the dark its her dealers plate number lol 'BLE...' lol junkies are not that smart ;) Then again maybe its her plate number and is how she remebers to locate her car lol
Pussy
29th January 2010, 18:57
Hell, I've been seen in public with you FFS! :D





Yes! Aren't you lucky? :)
Swoop
29th January 2010, 19:18
I'd hit it.
With what? Crowbar, hammer...
tribsanor
29th January 2010, 21:34
Why would you call your left tit Connor?
I might call my penis Cynthea
MaxB
29th January 2010, 21:48
I think you've got waay too much class for her old son...

http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/files/2010/01/millie-2.jpg

From the Orca (http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/2010/01/28/silly-millie/)

'Oh no Mr Frodo, we must destroy the ring before it destroys us both.'
SS90
30th January 2010, 09:46
I'd say at a guess or stab in the dark its her dealers plate number lol 'BLE...' lol junkies are not that smart ;) Then again maybe its her plate number and is how she remebers to locate her car lol

I have spent the last few days decifering the code on Millie's hand, and would now like to make my research known.

Basically, we have to quickly look at what (no who) Millie Elder is.

She is the (step) Daughter of Paul Holmes.

Now, overlooking the lifestyle afforded to a (step) child of a highly overpaid broadcaster (considerably more well paid that the prime minister of New Zealand, but that's another story......) What is important, is the " upbringing" it would involve.

Paul Holmes, so often portrayed himself as a "mouth piece for the common people" ("Cheeky Darkie"), "asking the hard questions" ("didn't we pay for your Taxi Mr O'Conner?) etc......

Now, we all know that "the common people" want the "P" epidemic removed from the New Zealand Society,and I now believe that Paul Holmes (bless his sole), using Millie Elder as an undercover "mole" (pun pun) is infiltrating the New Zealand "P" scene to "blow the lid" off the whole thing, and, bring the dealers too their knees.

Basically, the letters on Millies hand are a CODE.

I am not at liberty to divulge the code on here (fear of destroying Millie's cover), but I can tell you that it is NOT simply delerious ramblings of a "P" crazed Whore.............

Hopefully, after it is all over, Paul Holmes and Millie Elder will write a documentary about the whole thing, and then we all (myself included) will feel pretty damned silly for thinking ill of them aye!
red mermaid
30th January 2010, 12:24
Yes, but will Paul Holmes put a CD out in regard to this for Christmas?

That is really the big question.
Her_C4
30th January 2010, 13:04
Basically, the letters on Millies hand are a CODE.



'BLEACH' is a code? For what? Good to know she is sterilizing her gear...
cs363
30th January 2010, 13:09
Looks more like BLE969 to me, an expired/replaced plate for a Range Rover...the plate's history is interesting:

EPK985 2008, July 14th
VAINDR 2006, October 13th
VEINDR 2004, January 23rd
BLE969 2003, July 29th


Vein Doctor? Maybe she's getting all the punctures patched up...... :whistle:
pete376403
30th January 2010, 22:11
Looks more like BLE969 to me, an expired/replaced plate for a Range Rover...the plate's history is interesting:

EPK985 2008, July 14th
VAINDR 2006, October 13th
VEINDR 2004, January 23rd
BLE969 2003, July 29th


Vein Doctor? Maybe she's getting all the punctures patched up...... :whistle:
Veindr - pretty sure that is/was the plate of a cosmetic surgeon in Wgtn, specialising in varicose veins. He had a R/rover, too. Before that, he was a GP in Upper Hutt. Delivered a couple of our kids, 30 odd years ago.
SS90
31st January 2010, 01:24
Looks more like BLE969 to me, an expired/replaced plate for a Range Rover...the plate's history is interesting:

EPK985 2008, July 14th
VAINDR 2006, October 13th
VEINDR 2004, January 23rd
BLE969 2003, July 29th


Vein Doctor? Maybe she's getting all the punctures patched up...... :whistle:

Hmmm, no, no...it's definitely a code...... alerting her crime squad "minders", of the location of the biggest "P" cookhouse in South Auckland
CookMySock
31st January 2010, 01:47
.... but I can tell you that it is NOT simply delerious ramblings of a "P" crazed Whore.Oh bugger. I was hoping.

Steve
Skyryder
31st January 2010, 17:28
Shes right where she wants to be, I wouldn't bet on her ever thinking its all been a mistake, whose to say she won't be happy with her crowd at 40?

She'll still be throwing tantrums. The guys will be sniffing round the young chicks looking for a bit 'rough' but Millie will be past it and as sour as hell.


Skyryder
Pixie
31st January 2010, 19:05
Gotta admit. She looks damn fine in that pic.

That's ok.
Even skanks with prison ink need someone to love them.