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Ixion
29th January 2010, 21:06
1. When you ride straight ahead past the motorway onramp, so you can check out if there is a Police check point on it. As opposed to blasting past on the left hand shoulder at full gauntlet, figuring that by the time they get their cars started and in pursuit you'll be off at the next off ramp and lost in the suburbs
2, Whilst doing a U turn to get back to the on ramp (clear of check points), riding past a house where there is *obviously* a party building up, and one where certain scheduled substances will be in ready supply, without even *trying* to gatecrash
3. Even though it's a good bet that a simple "Rebekah said to come round" would get you in.
4. Justifying the above to yourself on the basis that even if tested you would probably be under the limit.
5. Knowing what the limit is.
6. Not having anywhere else to go go to tonight except home.

Sad. Very sad. Ichabod , the glory is departed.

Mom
29th January 2010, 21:12
Sad. Very sad. Ichabod , the glory is departed.

Geeze Ixion, thanks for dragging a gal down :mellow:

Big Dave
29th January 2010, 21:27
4. Justifying the above to yourself on the basis that even if tested you would probably be under the limit.


Sounds like you made a fair fuckin' mess of it after you got home though

Motu
29th January 2010, 21:50
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6. Not having anywhere else to go go to tonight except home.
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That's the saddest part.Even sadder is knowing no one wants to see me wherever I would want to go other than home....

Headbanger
30th January 2010, 08:41
Miserable buggers.

I love my house, Best place on the planet.

and gate crashing dropkick parties full of strangers?....sounds like a shit plan to me.

Murray
30th January 2010, 08:54
The advantages of having a good pub within 5 minutes walk. Go early, drink hard, stagger home and get a nights sleep to enjoy the next day. Go to the pub early, drink hard, stagger home and get a nights sleep to enjoy the next day. Go to the pub early, drink hard, stagger home and get a nights sleep to enjoy the next day. Go to the pub early, drink hard, stagger home and get a nights sleep to enjoy the next day.Go to the pub early, drink hard, stagger home and get a nights sleep to enjoy the next day. Go to the pub early, drink hard, stagger home and get a nights sleep to enjoy the next day. Go to the pub early, drink hard, stagger home and get a nights sleep to enjoy the next day.

Good week

slofox
30th January 2010, 11:04
6. Not having anywhere else to go go to tonight except home.



And knowing that when you get home, there's only the cat there to greet you...mind you, that's a definite plus sometimes...depending on the state you arrive in...

YellowDog
30th January 2010, 11:35
It's a great day guys.

Go burn some rubber.