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cs363
30th January 2010, 11:09
Interesting illustration showing why sport bikes are superior to other styles... :whistle:

http://static.blogo.it/motoblog/striscia_01.jpg

slofox
30th January 2010, 11:13
I knew it reminded me of something...

Laxi
30th January 2010, 11:16
cool find! but they're missing the "Honda position"

Genie
30th January 2010, 11:28
oh yeah, that be right. They know what they talking about....yeeha party time on a sportbikes!!!!!!

steve_t
30th January 2010, 11:34
LOL. Great poster :laugh:

Big Dave
30th January 2010, 11:46
I didn't know they made inflatable dolls shaped like sportsbikes. :-P

Grasshopperus
30th January 2010, 11:54
Yep, that's going onto the cubicle wall come Tuesday.

cs363
30th January 2010, 11:56
I didn't know they made inflatable dolls shaped like sportsbikes.

Those aren't sportsbikes BD.... 193187

Big Dave
30th January 2010, 11:58
New slant on 'blow job'!

Pussy
30th January 2010, 12:21
New slant on 'blow job'!
It's alright, Dave.... cs363 has been overdosing on this.....

cs363
30th January 2010, 13:10
It's alright, Dave.... cs363 has been overdosing on this.....

Yummmm, good stuff! :D

EJK
30th January 2010, 13:12
more the merrier with a pillion

carbonhed
30th January 2010, 16:40
I've always thought that when you're riding a cruiser you assume the exact same position as when sitting on the crapper reading a paper... so major opportunity blown there.

nudemetalz
30th January 2010, 22:05
...and that Duca....I mean "sportbike position", does your desmos need doing regularily..?

anyway, where's the Guzzi position?
Bent over still like the sportbike but upright enough to see the gurly... :rofl:

and as for Pussy,..lots more Dolmio Sportbikes in the thread than Su-Sushi Sportbikes... :lol:

Pixie
31st January 2010, 09:10
It's alright, Dave.... cs363 has been overdosing on this.....

A line from "Back of the Y":
...golden showers,pearl necklaces,dolmio grins....

oldrider
31st January 2010, 09:38
Mrs O/rider says her memory is faiding and she now wants me to buy a bloody "sports bike", WTF! :blip:

crazyhorse
31st January 2010, 09:46
Interesting illustration showing why sport bikes are superior to other styles... :whistle:

http://static.blogo.it/motoblog/striscia_01.jpg

Yip - I love those sportbike positions :whistle:

cs363
31st January 2010, 10:58
anyway, where's the Guzzi position?
Bent over still like the sportbike but upright enough to see the gurly... :rofl:

The Guzzi position? Interesting that you ask, whilst at first glance one would assume that it's the same as a normal sportbike position (the V11 Sport & 1000SS share similar seat/bar/peg relationships) and of course it even has the word 'Sport' in it's name, the unfortunate fitment of the engine, probably due to some inebriated designer after a few too many bottles of Chianti, gives the Moto Guzzi rider his own unique stance.
Here (attached) we see this demonstrated by an ex-Moto Guzzi test rider, carrying the permanent deformity caused by the constant knees-spread riding position.

nudemetalz
31st January 2010, 11:40
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheeky b@sta@rd !!

Genie
31st January 2010, 18:33
What's a buell rider doing then?

nudemetalz
31st January 2010, 19:00
The Guzzi position? Interesting that you ask, whilst at first glance one would assume that it's the same as a normal sportbike position (the V11 Sport & 1000SS share similar seat/bar/peg relationships) and of course it even has the word 'Sport' in it's name, the unfortunate fitment of the engine, probably due to some inebriated designer after a few too many bottles of Chianti, gives the Moto Guzzi rider his own unique stance.
Here (attached) we see this demonstrated by an ex-Moto Guzzi test rider, carrying the permanent deformity caused by the constant knees-spread riding position.

tut tut .......this is how it should be !!!!
bl000dy Duke riders.....

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/?action=view&current=riding_postions_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/riding_postions_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

cs363
1st February 2010, 18:19
tut tut .......this is how it should be !!!!
bl000dy Duke riders.....

As it should be?! Perhaps...in some deluded imagination, far, far away.....

Meanwhile, back in the real world:

<a href="http://s476.photobucket.com/albums/rr122/cs363/?action=view&current=riding_postions_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr122/cs363/riding_postions_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>