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MSTRS
7th May 2005, 15:16
10% of women had sex within the first hour of their first date

20% of men had sex in a non-traditional place

36% of women favour nudity

45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes

46% of women experienced anal sex

70% of women prefer sex in the morning

80% of men have never experienced homosexual relations

90% of women would like to have sex in the forest

99% of women have never experienced sex in the office.

CONCLUSION: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of
having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

MORAL: Do not stay late in the office.
Nothing good will ever come of it

Motu
7th May 2005, 16:18
I have never worked in an office - 99% of women have never met me.....

Blakamin
7th May 2005, 16:51
MORAL: Do not stay late in the office.
Nothing good will ever come of it
MORAL: becoming a forestry worker increases chances of anal sex.... yours or theirs????? :killingme

Waylander
7th May 2005, 16:59
MORAL: becoming a forestry worker increases chances of anal sex.... yours or theirs????? :killingme

Hmm I think I would rather work at a bike shop and not take the risk of it being mine (proud to be one of the 80%) Wich reminds me Bikes 'n Bits is hireing. Gonna go in on monday and since they know me there I might just get a job.

Hitcher
7th May 2005, 17:02
So who's going to volunteer to tell a lumberjack that he takes it up the arse?

Waylander
7th May 2005, 17:03
So who's going to volunteer to tell a lumberjack that he takes it up the arse?

I nominate Hitcher.

MSTRS
7th May 2005, 17:04
Gonna go in on monday and since they know me there I might get lucky.
Careful how you say that.... :devil2: :killingme :whistle:

StoneChucker
7th May 2005, 17:11
So who's going to volunteer to tell a lumberjack that he takes it up the arse?

I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

Prancing from tree to tree, as they feltch down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The dainty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The cocky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

With my best buddy spooning my pride, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm so gay
I sleep all night and I flirt all day

He's a lumberjack, and he's so gay.
He sleeps all night and he flirts all day

Hitcher
7th May 2005, 17:34
I nominate Hitcher.
Go cuddle your teddy, you poof...

Joni
7th May 2005, 17:36
Careful how you say that.... :devil2: :killingme :whistle:
Glad I was not the only one who saw that... :laugh:

Waylander
7th May 2005, 17:41
Go cuddle your teddy, you poof...

You never gave it back after borrowing it.

Waylander
7th May 2005, 17:41
Glad I was not the only one who saw that... :laugh:

Yea, yea shut up you two I fixed it.

inlinefour
7th May 2005, 17:42
I nominate Hitcher.

I second that nomination :killingme :laugh: :D
Oh and the name calling will not bring back ted either :killingme