Men with a certain waistline

[Fatt Max]

What with all this cougar talk going on and the ‘women of a certain age’ flag waving that is (quite rightly) happening, I felt it necessary in my position as Chairman of SPDFB (Society for the Prevention of Diets for Fat Bastards) to outline the advantages of the fuller figure when engaging in the old jiggy jiggy happy dance.

I have posted many advantages in the past but there is always more, ie

(a) You will never, ever be short of something to eat

(b) Fat blokes give off a scent called Minceandcheese-illyum, a potent hormone that drives any red blooded girl wild and reaching for the tommy sauce

(c) Fat blokes always carry condoms, they hold 2 litres of liquid, much easier to fill then those clumsy jugs at the wholesalers

(d) You can rub flabby manboobs to see just how those girls in the left handed DVD’s feel and still not be accused of being a raging rug muncher (although that in itself is not a bad thing)

(e) A fat bloke on a bike is probably the sexiest, most erotic thing you can think of, unless Susan Boyle’s moustache flicks yer switch

(f) A fat bloke can find the G spot cos it looks like a lolly and lollies are nice

So there you go ladies. Please feel free to browse my self help publication on this topic entitled “Oh Go On Then Big Boy, Show Me What Else You Have Hidden In Your Gut Flaps”

So there…….;)

[yachtie10]

You forgot to add us Fat blokes dont have Aids

[Fatt Max]

You forgot to add us Fat blokes dont have Aids

Correct, we can get around on our own two feet quite well thank you very much

[Ratti]

you also forgot that they are a comfortable ride. got plenty to park ones arse on and plenty to grab hold of once it all starts moving!

[mashman]

Correct, we can get around on our own two feet quite well thank you very much

greater power to weight ratio...

[Fatt Max]

you also forgot that they are a comfortable ride. got plenty to park ones arse on and plenty to grab hold of once it all starts moving!

I know, I was leaving that observation to you mate.....ooohhhhhh

[Ratti]

I know, I was leaving that observation to you mate.....ooohhhhhh

Thanks chook, you're all heart under that gorgeous belly!

[Edbear]

greater power to weight ratio...

Oh, so it's not the other way around then...

[Maha]

Wait till 1:18...........:eek5:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pJ-r06NRoIY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pJ-r06NRoIY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Big Dave]

>> old jiggy jiggy happy dance.<<

'The Horizontal Folk Dancing caper' - Nelson, H.G.

[EJK]

<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EPUc0PM7MSg&hl=ko_KR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EPUc0PM7MSg&hl=ko_KR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>

[2wheeldrifter]

you also forgot that they are a comfortable ride. got plenty to park ones arse on and plenty to grab hold of once it all starts moving!

Oh I see were your hiding now....

[MSTRS]

* Backs out slowly and closes the door reeeeeal quiet *

[Ratti]

285lbs of pure man...now THAT'S what Im talking about! yeeeeeeeeha

Might be a bit young for my taste...

[Ratti]

Oh I see were your hiding now....

moi? hiding? you're the one who wanted to hide from Foxzee and I.

I've been getting to know FattMax....

[allycatz]

Doggie style was invented for 'fat bastards' to rest their bellies on ya know!!!! ;)

[Fatt Max]

Doggie style was invented for 'fat bastards' to rest their bellies on ya know!!!! ;)

Now you tell me......

[Ratti]

Now you tell me......

Never too late chook. Mrs Max might be up for a new experience ;-)

[Fatt Max]

Never too late chook. Mrs Max might be up for a new experience ;-)

Oh no, there has been plenty of that in the Fatt household, It's just I thought doggy style was for when the footie was on plus you need somewhere to put the Pizza Box......0000000 800 - fecki-tee fecki-tee fecki-tee.......

[Ratti]

Oh no, there has been plenty of that in the Fatt household, It's just I thought doggy style was for when the footie was on plus you need somewhere to put the Pizza Box......0000000 800 - fecki-tee fecki-tee fecki-tee.......

OMG, what a smoothie FattM... a show, a romantic dinner for two AND hot sex..how lucky can a wife get???

[Genie]

Oh no, there has been plenty of that in the Fatt household, It's just I thought doggy style was for when the footie was on plus you need somewhere to put the Pizza Box......0000000 800 - fecki-tee fecki-tee fecki-tee.......

this has to be the most funniest post ever in the history (well since I been here) of KB......go Fatt Max you simply do ROCK

[Fatt Max]

OMG, what a smoothie FattM... a show, a romantic dinner for two AND hot sex..how lucky can a wife get???

I do keep telling her that you know......poor misfortunate woman...she's given me 15 of the best years of her life and all I've given her in return is shade......

[Genie]

I do keep telling her that you know......poor misfortunate woman...she's given me 15 of the best years of her life and all I've given her in return is shade......

saves on sunblock!

[Ratti]

Occurs to me that there is something I've not mentioned yet....

furry men...

the combination of fur and fat is unbelievable. the more the better!

[Fatt Max]

Occurs to me that there is something I've not mentioned yet....

furry men...

the combination of fur and fat is unbelievable. the more the better!

Well said... I have fur and fat in places where most people dont have places......

[LBD]

>> old jiggy jiggy happy dance.<<

'The Horizontal Folk Dancing caper' - Nelson, H.G.

Dancing....a vertical expression of a horizontal desire

[allycatz]

Well said... I have fur and fat in places where most people dont have places......


You sure you not one of them Russian shot putters???

[Fatt Max]

You sure you not one of them Russian shot putters???

Only if you want me to be......

[Mrs Max]

Only if you want me to be......

you do talk some shit sweetie, but I still love ya. Glad you have fucked off out for the night though because I am on my second bottle of Sav and am in need of dishing some dirt lol x x x

[Ratti]

Yeah he does..but heck he's funny! So looking forward to meeting him on 16th.

[Ratti]

another advantage to the full bodied male...well fullbreasted really.

Gives me something to hang onto if there are no grab rails on the bike. Just reach under his arms and grab his tits.

works a treat. eh FM?

[Foxzee]

another advantage to the full bodied male...well fullbreasted really.

Gives me something to hang onto if there are no grab rails on the bike. Just reach under his arms and grab his tits.

works a treat. eh FM?

Don't get me started on grab rails.............my arms are to short to reach the tits so................rofl:)

[Fatt Max]

another advantage to the full bodied male...well fullbreasted really.

Gives me something to hang onto if there are no grab rails on the bike. Just reach under his arms and grab his tits.

works a treat. eh FM?

Best tit grab I've had in years....and I was on the receiving end......Ratti, you have the best grabby hands in NZ

[Ratti]

Not sure anyone else got the point, jeepers they was lovely people, but I noticed they kept giving us odd looks. Cept Caseye, he was onto what was happening. nice chap.

O well, we was having fun. I may never be asked to help out with any BRONZ type thing again.