Waitangi Day

[EJK]

Any volunteers to throw a punch at John Key this year? :lol: Any takers?


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Btw, happy birthday Dean

[2wheeldrifter]

You don't tell my missus to cook the fukin eggs!

[george formby]

A few likely looking volunteers have thundered past this morning.

[EJK]

So any "dance" happened?

[MisterD]

I don't wanna punch him...a kick up the arse to get reversing some of the last 9 years of socialist bollocks, but not a punch as such...

[Tank]

So any "dance" happened?

Dean is still heading up there. The little 250 takes its time on the grownup hills.

[piston broke]

Dean is still heading up there. The little 250 takes its time on the grownup hills.

hey, i think i just saw him this side of the dome valley.
well i guess it was him as he was taking his shirt off.or it may have been youngplonker16

[EJK]

WHERE IS DEAN?

I created this thread just for him!!

[Dean]

Im here, anyone want to apologise on the mess the English made the Maori today???

[tri boy]

Im here, anyone want to apologise on the mess the English made the Maori today???

Good to see Maori have finally taken responsibilty for their past and future finally.:rolleyes:

[crazyhorse]

They would still be in grass huts, killing each other. Not riding bikes, having internet etc if the English weren't around now, would they???

Nope! Thought not :lol:

[Dean]

They would still be in grass huts, killing each other. Not riding bikes, having internet etc if the English weren't around now, would they???

Nope! Thought not :lol:

There isnt any Maori people, we are extinct, there is no such thing as a Maori only a 'Eastern European sub group' or 'Half/quarter cast'. So where do we feel a belonging, doesent everyone deserve to have a sense of belonging or roots to culture and its people because we cant all ours is turned into Scottish or Irish. Hell up north alot of Maori have mixes with the Yugoslavians. Europeans have taken that away from us.

[crazyhorse]

There isnt any Maori people, we are extinct, there is no such thing as a Maori only a 'Eastern European sub group' or 'Half/quarter cast'. So where do we feel a belonging, doesent everyone deserve to have a sense of belonging or roots to culture and its people because we cant all ours is turned into Scottish or Irish. Hell up north alot of Maori have mixes with the Yugoslavians. Europeans have taken that away from us.

I hardly think they were forced to have sex, creating so many children.

I think you may need to re-think that one. Everyone had a choice when they found new partners. Ever thought they liked the Europeans????

You are correct, there are now no true full-blooded Maoris in NZ or in the world. Therefore I cannot understand why there is so much Bullshit about Waitangi Day, as the cultures have interchanged so much now.

Lets just get on with life as it is in this day and age

[Dean]

But Crazyhorse, the Europeans took Maori women as their wife's starting from before the treaty. Apparently the Maori women were 'beautiful' to the English men so they acted on it.
Bit before the 1900's the Maori men were in a shortage of Maori women and the population came to an equilibrium at 60,000 people on both sides then years after that Maori became a minority.

'There's three cookies on a table, two of the most finest to you get taken, if you leave the last cookie on the table there its going to go stale and off, best to eat it all up.'

[McWild]

Im here, anyone want to apologise on the mess the English made the Maori today???

No, but I am sorry you seem to be such an ignorant, racist prick.

[zahria]

Im here, anyone want to apologise on the mess the English made the Maori today???

Haha!! Sounds like a Tui billboard!!

[wbks]

I don't wanna punch him...a kick up the arse to get reversing some of the last 9 years of socialist bollocks, but not a punch as such...What the fuck is wrong with the degree of socialism in NZ? Would you prefer to have a mirrage of wealth like the majority of yanks?


But Crazyhorse, the Europeans took Maori women as their wife's starting from before the treaty. Apparently the Maori women were 'beautiful' to the English men so they acted on it.
Bit before the 1900's the Maori men were in a shortage of Maori women and the population came to an equilibrium at 60,000 people on both sides then years after that Maori became a minority.

'There's three cookies on a table, two of the most finest to you get taken, if you leave the last cookie on the table there its going to go stale and off, best to eat it all up.'So Maoris and White people bred with each other, what's wrong with that? If all races were "Pure" we'd all be inbred... In fact, with such a small original number of maoris to last Maori almost a thousand years I'd say they needed a bigger genetic pool eventually... Unless of course you like breeding with distant relatives

[crazyhorse]

'There's three cookies on a table, two of the most finest to you get taken, if you leave the last cookie on the table there its going to go stale and off, best to eat it all up.'

That is an interesting statement you have there.

However, as I am not English, I will argue your other viewpoint, as I clearly do not know enough of that. However, I would have thought that the Maori were fairly well populated prior to the first boat arriving and it would have taken many years for the English to have made the move here and for the numbers to have over ruled the quota you describe causing the reduction of true Maori to occur.

[wbks]

There isnt any Maori people, we are extinct, there is no such thing as a Maori only a 'Eastern European sub group' or 'Half/quarter cast'. So where do we feel a belonging, doesent everyone deserve to have a sense of belonging or roots to culture and its people because we cant all ours is turned into Scottish or Irish. Hell up north alot of Maori have mixes with the Yugoslavians. Europeans have taken that away from us.
So Dean... Why not celebrate your Scottish or Irish and Maori heritage? If you go far enough back into your family tree you will trace back to Asia within a few thousand years, so does that mean you will call your Maori ancestry "irrelivant"?

[crazyhorse]

So Dean... Why not celebrate your Scottish or Irish and Maori heritage? If you go far enough back into your family tree you will trace back to Asia within a few thousand years, so does that mean you will call your Maori ancestry "irrelivant"?

That is actually a valid point... family trees are not a one sided affair :wari:

[Dean]

So Dean... Why not celebrate your Scottish or Irish and Maori heritage? If you go far enough back into your family tree you will trace back to Asia within a few thousand years, so does that mean you will call your Maori ancestry "irrelivant"?

wbks and Crazyhorse.

If I go far back in gene's as Scientists have done, that is go further then just the 5 different races everybody spawned off from the continents, I will find we all came from one man and one women, who knows how they ended up there but that means we are all inbred it just depends on how far back you want to go. But we dont like to acknowledge it like that do we? Same then that Maori like to acknowledge our heritage which started from Hawaiki us being Tangata Whenua.

Also how can I take pride and learn in what I dont know, what is not classified or similar as Maori culture and language - that is Taiwanese culture and language, since we came from them.

I do respect my Scottish heritage I know where my Scottish fam came from and what village.
Difference is, Maori is mostly mentioned on here mainly because people on KB blame the Maori for being the most drag down to the country and its economy - wrong, we are products of Europeans, its like wbks mother calling him a 'son of a bitch'.

[SMOKEU]

Any volunteers to throw a punch at John Key this year? :lol: Any takers?


It's tempting. but I'd end up K9 if I did.

[wbks]

wbks and Crazyhorse.

If I go far back in gene's as Scientists have done, that is go further then just the 5 different races everybody spawned off from the continents, I will find we all came from one man and one women, who knows how they ended up there but that means we are all inbred it just depends on how far back you want to go. But we dont like to acknowledge it like that do we? Same then that Maori like to acknowledge our heritage which started from Hawaiki us being Tangata Whenua.

Also how can I take pride and learn in what I dont know, what is not classified or similar as Maori culture and language - that is Taiwanese culture and language, since we came from them.

I do respect my Scottish heritage I know where my Scottish fam came from and what village.
Difference is, Maori is mostly mentioned on here mainly because people on KB blame the Maori for being the most drag down to the country and its economy - wrong, we are products of Europeans, its like wbks mother calling him a 'son of a bitch'.You're products of yourselves, and what "5 races" are you refering to? Last count there were a few more than that...
I've forgotten what your actual point was...

[Dean]

You're products of yourselves, and what "5 races" are you refering to? Last count there were a few more than that...
I've forgotten what your actual point was...

If your mother called you a 'son of a bitch' wouldnt you find that a bit hilarious.

Mongoloids ( Asians)
Negroids (African)
and the rest I cant remember.

[wbks]

If your mother called you a 'son of a bitch' wouldnt you find that a bit hilarious.

Mongoloids ( Asians)
Negroids (African)
and the rest I cant remember.What? I guess so, but what does that have to do with anything? Those are races, but most people talk race more specifically as ethnic groups, and you're talking about Maori, so I figured you were talking about Maori "race".

[Pixie]

Hone wants to change the spelling to "White Hangy Day"

[Dean]

Bottom line.

There's no such thing as a 'Maori' people they are extinct! Maybe its the Moa getting back at us! lol

If you can miraculously provide me a source that can prove there is a full blooded Maori please do.

Stupid people blame Maori for un-employment, theft, etc


When they should be blaming fellow Europeans

If Maori were full blooded then it would be valid to divide us into groups of the most unemployed etc and conclude on solid evidence that Maori breed baddies.

[wbks]

Bottom line.

There's no such thing as a 'Maori' people they are extinct! Maybe its the Moa getting back at us! lol

If you can miraculously provide me a source that can prove there is a full blooded Maori please do.

Stupid people blame Maori for un-employment, theft, etc



If Maori were full blooded then it would be valid to divide us into groups of the most unemployed etc and conclude on solid evidence that Maori breed baddies.
Funny that, you and most "maori" are addiment that y'all are Maori when it comes to culture and being held above other NZers in certain ways.

[Dean]

Now you're just being stupid.

Maori culture still exists and always will, just because the people go extinct doesent mean the culture can go without acknowledgement or rememberance.

I may not be Maori, but I do have enough respect and decency for my far traced back Ancestors who lived the real Maori life to uphold them in mana (pride).

[wbks]

Now you're just being stupid.

Maori culture still exists and always will, just because the people go extinct doesent mean the culture can go without acknowledgement or rememberance.

I may not be Maori, but I do have enough respect and decency for my far traced back Ancestors who lived the real Maori life to uphold them in mana (pride).
I'm being stupid? I'm not the one saying that there is some sort of criminal gene that white cunts infested maori offspring with, thereby making them criminals, which is what you're saying. Someone who couldn't graduate last year of highschool, probably never even did highschool biology, trying to make judgments on complex genetics. But I'll humor you... Why aren't jails absolutely ridden with white people, if they are the root of all evil like you claim they are? And don't deny it, you're saying it in less words all the time

[Dean]

I'm being stupid? I'm not the one saying that there is some sort of criminal gene that white cunts infested maori offspring with, thereby making them criminals, which is what you're saying. Someone who couldn't graduate last year of highschool, probably never even did highschool biology, trying to make judgments on complex genetics. But I'll humor you... Why aren't jails absolutely ridden with white people, if they are the root of all evil like you claim they are? And don't deny it, you're saying it in less words all the time

Now you are even more stupid and believe me im embarrassed for you.

Well lets see here, 'why are there no whiteys in jail'.

Do you have to be white to be English? Or German?

[Dean]

Why are Italians considered 'white people' when there skin is very brown, hell their skin is the same colour as Maori.

[wbks]

Why are Italians considered 'white people' when there skin is very brown, hell their skin is the same colour as Maori.They aren't considered white people


Now you are even more stupid and believe me im embarrassed for you.

Well lets see here, 'why are there no whiteys in jail'.

Do you have to be white to be English? Or German?
lol really? Why are you embarrassed? Why am I stupid? You have to be born in England to be English, Germany to be German, so I would be very surprised if there are many Brits or Germans in our correctional facility... Why are you pointing it out? Are you saying that all the Maoris in jail are English or German? That it a little strange considering they have most likely never ventured into Europe

[Dean]

They aren't considered white people


lol really? Why are you embarrassed? Why am I stupid? You have to be born in England to be English, Germany to be German, so I would be very surprised if there are many Brits or Germans in our correctional facility... Why are you pointing it out? Are you saying that all the Maoris in jail are English or German? That it a little strange considering they have most likely never ventured into Europe

I am embarrised for you because normally you say smart educated opinions and can keep it up with the adults on here, this question well its comical.

Lets see here, by your logic every blonde haired blue eyed chick that walks around the mall with caramel skin is Maori? Every hot chick that goes to the beach is Maori? Every brown person wearing a turban is Maori? Every brown person working as affairs ministers for the Indian community are Maori?

And even though you have white skin, you arent a white person if you havent been born in your 'white country' or visited it?

But then the ultimate truth, if there's no such thing as Maori people.......then what does it matter if the person IS brown. Hook, line, Sinker.

[wbks]

I am embarrised for you because normally you say smart educated opinions and can keep it up with the adults on here, this question well its comical.

Lets see here, by your logic every blonde haired blue eyed chick that walks around the mall with caramel skin is Maori? Every hot chick that goes to the beach is Maori? Every brown person wearing a turban is Maori? Every brown person working as affairs ministers for the Indian community are Maori?

And even though you have white skin, you arent a white person if you havent been born in your 'white country' or visited it?

But then the ultimate truth, if there's no such thing as Maori people.......then what does it matter if the person IS brown. Hook, line, Sinker.Dean, you suffer from some kind of disorder. Here it is so I don't need to explain this any more:
If you're white and born in New Zealand, you are a New Zealander or to categorize you, "pakeha", not a German or Englishman.
If you are of Maori anscestry born in New Zealand, you are a New Zealander, to categorize you, "Maori", according to other Maori and every person in this country
If you have white skin, than you have white skin... Do I really need to explain this? If you are white, you are white, it makes no difference where you have been.
People wearing turbans are usually not Maori, and I don't know why you would think I would think they are. I am seriously wondering if you have some disorder that makes you drastically misread anything set out in front of you? How is that my logic? My logic is that white people in NZ aren't european, they weren't born in Europe, they are defined as Pakeha. Why would I call anyone with a tone of skin Maori? I'll call them that if they ARE maori.... Is this really so confusing?

[Dean]

My response was far fetched because your queston was purely idiotic.

Your logic is like if if an atheist walks into a church and that straight away makes him a Catholic.

[wbks]

My response was far fetched because your queston was purely idiotic.

Your logic is like if if an atheist walks into a church and that straight away makes him a Catholic.No, being born in a country makes you from that country. This is called nationality. German is a nationality. You are not german, you've never been there (or atleast weren't born there), so why would you be? Your genetic makeup has nothing to do with being German or not

[Dean]

No, being born in a country makes you from that country. This is called nationality. German is a nationality. You are not german, you've never been there (or atleast weren't born there), so why would you be? Your genetic makeup has nothing to do with being German or not
Because my Ancestors lived in germany longer then anyone therefore they and there offspring (me) reserve the right to be called German because ever since the country was called Germany they were inhabitants!!

If a African American goes into Germany, he is a resident in Germany, he lives in Germany, but is not German!

[Eyegasm]

WOW....

Black, white, brown, yellow, green...

We are all one. Human. (well cept for green maybe)
Just be glad your not Aboriginal, they have had it alot worse than Maori
Actually, so have the American Indians.

[JimO]

im not a pakeha im a european

[Love my Bonnie]

get over yourselves!!

As NZers, we are all imported from somewhere else

[wbks]

get over yourselves!!

As NZers, we are all imported from somewhere elseBut according to chief supervisor of all things modern biology none of us are actually NZers, just Germans Englishman and "Hawiikians"? Dean, go call yourself and all your mates German to the next German tourist, they'll either tell you that you aren't or just laugh. If we all called ourselves what our ancestors were we'd all be african! But to answer your example - An african man would be still african in germany, because he was born in africa. However, if he was born in germany, but had african parants for example, he wouldn't be african, he'd be German

[Dean]

But according to chief supervisor of all things modern biology none of us are actually NZers, just Germans Englishman and "Hawiikians"? Dean, go call yourself and all your mates German to the next German tourist, they'll either tell you that you aren't or just laugh. If we all called ourselves what our ancestors were we'd all be african! But to answer your example - An african man would be still african in germany, because he was born in africa. However, if he was born in germany, but had african parants for example, he wouldn't be african, he'd be German

I would laugh at you if you were born in Tonga and call yourself a 'Tongan' or born in Samoa so you call yourself 'Samoan'.

Because to be a 'tongan' is what the indigineous people are - so you arent, but according to your logic you have to be because of nationality.

You would be a citizen of Samoa, a tax paying citizen.

[Tank]

Hey Dean - are you not supposed to be in school at this hour of the day - or are you wagging already?

[Tank]

I would laugh at you if you were born in Tonga and call yourself a 'Tongan' or born in Samoa so you call yourself 'Samoan'.

Actually place of birth often establishes citizenship - and gets you the passport. So yep - being born in Tonga can indeed make you legally Tongan - even if you leave a few months later.

[Love my Bonnie]

WTF are you talking about Dean??
You make no sense!

Are you related to Winston Peters by any chance?
You both talk shit & you are both racist idiots.

[Tank]

WTF are you talking about Dean??
You make no sense!

Are you related to Winston Peters by any chance?
You both talk shit & you are both racist idiots.

Not that he has mentioned as yet. But so far he has claimed to be related to:

Rico Gear
Temuera Morrison
The famous French general Pompay (who turned out to be Australian - but dont let that ruin a good story)
Michael Hill (who is going to give him millions on his 18th birthday).

I dont think Im missing any - if I am Im sure he will point it out.

[Mully]

But according to chief supervisor of all things

I think you mean "Deanipedia" (I'm hoping it'll catch on)

[Dean]

Not that he has mentioned as yet. But so far he has claimed to be related to:

Rico Gear
Temuera Morrison
The famous French general Pompay (who turned out to be Australian - but dont let that ruin a good story)
Michael Hill (who is going to give him millions on his 18th birthday)..
It is Hosea Gear and no I dont claim to be related however I once called him 'my twin brother' under sarcasim and he is my role model.
Read the immigrants speak english thread and I reveal who I have found out it is my real ancestor.
Never mentioned Michael hill for giving me something when I turn 18 its my Grandad

[Tank]

It is Hosea Gear and no I dont claim to be related however I once called him 'my twin brother' under sarcasim and he is my role model.
Read the immigrants speak english thread and I reveal who I have found out it is my real ancestor.
Never mentioned Michael hill for giving me something when I turn 18 its my Grandad

Oops on the Gear mistake - sorry.

In the English thread you just showed your ignorance - you argue your familys background - then showed you didnt know who it was or where they came from. From memory you also found out you were less maori than you thought. twas a fail of epic nature.

Michael Hill - oh yes you did.

edit - oh and arnt you supposed to be at school today? wagging already?

[Dean]

edit - oh and arnt you supposed to be at school today? wagging already?
No you see I got offered a full time job in Dargiville as a furniture maker (bedding) under the knowledge of me not being enrolled in School.
Well it turns out the school enrolled me without my permission and assigned me to classes, so for the past week I have been marked truent, so im going to school this year and when I finish I will see if the company are in need.

[Love my Bonnie]

OK, then why arent you in school now?

[Str8 Jacket]

No you see I got offered a full time job in Dargiville as a furniture maker (bedding) under the knowledge of me not being enrolled in School.
Well it turns out the school enrolled me without my permission and assigned me to classes, so for the past week I have been marked truent, so im going to school this year and when I finish I will see if the company are in need.


OK, then why arent you in school now?

Its our fault. Us white people invented little things called 'leaving papers' however Dean failed to read the fine print and now he is stuck in the education system. Of course he cant think for himself and go and fill out the paper work....

[crazyhorse]

OK, then why arent you in school now?

What she said :done:

[Tank]

No you see I got offered a full time job in Dargiville as a furniture maker (bedding) under the knowledge of me not being enrolled in School.
Well it turns out the school enrolled me without my permission and assigned me to classes, so for the past week I have been marked truent, so im going to school this year and when I finish I will see if the company are in need.

So you turned down a full time job you wanted because your school was expecting you in. Didnt you just think of saying to them - oops sorry forgot to tell you - Im moving to D'vill and have a job.


OK, then why arent you in school now?

Lazy / stupid - take your pick.


Its our fault. Us white people invented little things called 'leaving papers' however Dean failed to read the fine print and now he is stuck in the education system. Of course he cant think for himself and go and fill out the paper work....

Hes not stuck - all he needed to do was tell them he wasnt coming back - no impact / no foul. To be honest his story smacks of bullshit. Upshot is he is just wagging.

[Str8 Jacket]

Hes not stuck - all he needed to do was tell them he wasnt coming back - no impact / no foul. To be honest his story smacks of bullshit. Upshot is he is just wagging.

Oh most definately. Although maybe he thinks he educating *us* in his own silly lil mind.

It must be the pakeha's fault though, somehow.

[Love my Bonnie]

I agree with Tank, BULLSHIT!!

He must be related to Winnie!

[Dean]

You ladies never needed to get stationary for school?
Items for the chosen courses and unifrom that I might add is expensive?
Im going tommorow with everything set up ready.

[fire eyes]

Bottom line.

There's no such thing as a 'Maori' people they are extinct! Maybe its the Moa getting back at us! lol

If you can miraculously provide me a source that can prove there is a full blooded Maori please do.

Stupid people blame Maori for un-employment, theft, etc



If Maori were full blooded then it would be valid to divide us into groups of the most unemployed etc and conclude on solid evidence that Maori breed baddies.

Iv been reading your posts .. and well .. fk your a queer cunt alright .. you know most Maori people .. weather they be one bit, two bit or three bit Maori .. don't actually care how many bits of Maori they actually are .. they consider themselves Maori with the added knowledge that thier geneology actually stems into other cultures as well. Why does anyone have to provide you with a source to prove there are full-blooded Maori's .. who gives a fuck dickhead .. claiming and being proud of your Maori heritage and knowing your bloodlines .. ALL your bloodlines .. is enough don't you think???? .. and thats not even delving into the spiritual side of things .. tis bullshit like your posts that actually incites more negativity towards Maori. Breeding baddies? baddies are global.

[Str8 Jacket]

You ladies never needed to get stationary for school?
Items for the chosen courses and unifrom that I might add is expensive?
Im going tommorow with everything set up ready.

Well no I always had to move to get to school. I did find that stationery was expensive, espeically when I was on the independant youth benefit and having to pay my own way while going to school though....

[Dean]

So you turned down a full time job you wanted because your school was expecting you in. Didnt you just think of saying to them - oops sorry forgot to tell you - Im moving to D'vill and have a job.
.

They put me in good classes I thought I'd never get into so in effect it lured me back into it.

History
English 02 (the smart class)
Economics
PE
Health

[Love my Bonnie]

I hope its NZ history so you might one day know what the hell you are talking about!!

[Dean]

Iv been reading your posts .. and well .. fk your a queer cunt alright .. you know most Maori people .. weather they be one bit, two bit or three bit Maori .. don't actually care how many bits of Maori they actually are .. they consider themselves Maori with the added knowledge that thier geneology actually stems into other cultures as well. Why does anyone have to provide you with a source to prove there are full-blooded Maori's .. who gives a fuck dickhead .. claiming and being proud of your Maori heritage and knowing your bloodlines .. ALL your bloodlines .. is enough don't you think???? .. and thats not even delving into the spiritual side of things .. tis bullshit like your posts that actually incites more negativity towards Maori. Breeding baddies? baddies are global.
Oh blah blah blah
My point is valid, there is history of Maori and Maori culture but there isnt actual Maori people. You can embrace Maori culture and embrace your history of bloodlines but at the end of the day your a halfcast or quarter cast.

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh blah blah blah
My point is valid, there is history of Maori and Maori culture but there isnt actual Maori people. You can embrace Maori culture and embrace your history of bloodlines but at the end of the day your a halfcast or quarter cast.

And you're still a fuckwit.

[Dean]

Leave me alone then, all you people challenging me is just baiting me so that I get angry.

[Tank]

They put me in good classes I thought I'd never get into so in effect it lured me back into it.

History
English 02 (the smart class)
Economics
PE
Health

Good on you re the English (you have improved a ton since you have been on this site - so thats credit for your own hard work.)

But:
History - reading your other threads - you are seriously fucked on this one.
Economics - You have problems with basic facts - I see a "F" in your future
PE - Yeah thats a hard course to get in
Health - Another hard to get in course - start with dedorant.

[Tank]

Leave me alone then, all you people challenging me is just baiting me so that I get angry.

Would you prefer we mass-debate you?

[Str8 Jacket]

Leave me alone then, all you people challenging me is just baiting me so that I get angry.

Grow up, start listening and stop inciting racism then you silly little git. We aint challenging you, we're are disagreeing with you which is always going to happen in life no matter what colour you are or, in your case no matter how stupid you are.

[Dean]

Grow up, start listening and stop inciting racism then you silly little git. We aint challenging you, we're are disagreeing with you which is always going to happen in life no matter what colour you are or, in your case no matter how stupid you are.

Calling me a 'silly little git' and 'fuckwit' and everything else you say doesent make your point valid because you cant be mature like Tank and actually be real and straight up about my behaviour on this site. I wont listen to a person who has worse self controll then me dear I say it.

[Str8 Jacket]

Calling me a 'silly little git' and 'fuckwit' and everything else you say doesent make your point valid because you cant be mature like Tank and actually be real and straight up about my behaviour on this site. I wont listen to a person who has worse self controll then me dear I say it.

Being mature is very overated. Much like you.

[Dean]

Good on you re the English (you have improved a ton since you have been on this site - so thats credit for your own hard work.)

But:
History - reading your other threads - you are seriously fucked on this one.
Economics - You have problems with basic facts - I see a "F" in your future
PE - Yeah thats a hard course to get in
Health - Another hard to get in course - start with dedorant.
PE is a hard course to get in, you have to be very fit we run cross country's alot around Shakespeare. People with Asthma or beer belly's we break em Mentally and Physically, Socially until they leave the course, may sound harsh but because we suffer if a member falls behind because everything is group activities not individual ones. Its like the army for level 3.

Im glad you're the mature one around here compared to someone else.

[Str8 Jacket]

Ha, I passed PE with an 'A' in 5th, 6th and 7th form and that was with chronic health problems including Asthma..... :wait:

Anytime you want to show me what maturity looks like Deanis then go right ahead..... ;)

[Mully]

God, can you two please just break this sexual tension and get a room already. The tension is palpable

This constant flirting in every thread between you two is getting tiresome.....

[Str8 Jacket]

God, can you two please just break this sexual tension and get a room already. The tension is palpable

This constant flirting in every thread between you two is getting tiresome.....

He just wont take the hint! I dont know how many ways I can tell him that I love him.... I give up! :rolleyes:

[Mully]

He just wont take the hint! I dont know how many ways I can tell him that I love him.... I give up! :rolleyes:

Alright, Dean - the ball's in your court (so to speak).....

I say you head to Wellington and give her one.

[Str8 Jacket]

Alright, Dean - the ball's in your court (so to speak).....

I say you head to Wellington and give her one.

My man will be waiting to 'give him one too'.... ;)

[Mully]

My man will be waiting to 'give him one too'.... ;)

I didn't think Dean was into that??

Still, the more the merrier, right?

[Dave Lobster]

and thats not even delving into the spiritual side of things .. tis bullshit .

No No No. Spiritual side?? THAT'S bullshit!!


Why does anyone have to provide you with a source to prove there are full-blooded Maoris ..

I'm curious to know how many of the maori have any written evidence of their family tree from longer ago than, say, 200 years?!

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm curious to know how many of the maori have any written evidence of their family tree from longer ago than, say, 200 years?!

My family (Maori) have and it's very interesting but I get your point.... Maybe for some people it's better just not knowing and living an illusion! ;)

[Dean]

Ha, I passed PE with an 'A' in 5th, 6th and 7th form and that was with chronic health problems including Asthma..... :wait:

Anytime you want to show me what maturity looks like Deanis then go right ahead..... ;)
We get assesed on group team activities ie we pick a partner and if they slow us down then we both lose credits.

God, can you two please just break this sexual tension and get a room already. The tension is palpable

This constant flirting in every thread between you two is getting tiresome.....
If its anyone with the sexual tension its here not me.
Im going to Wellington on the 20th but im going with a pack of bro's so if she finds me on the street ma wungries will protect me.

[Dave Lobster]

ma wungries will protect me.

What are wungries?

Are they similar to cooties?

[Str8 Jacket]

Im going to Wellington on the 20th but im going with a pack of bro's so if she finds me on the street ma wungries will protect me.

:killingme

a pack of bro's. How profound for a 'Waitangi Day' thread!!! :laugh:

[Dean]

I got a few Wellingtons on my list to ignore or escape from in Wellington.

But judging by their character I doubt they are the ones who go partying and cause mayhem on the streets on a Sat night.

[Tank]

Calling me a 'silly little git' and 'fuckwit' and everything else you say doesent make your point valid because you cant be mature like Tank and actually be real and straight up about my behaviour on this site. I wont listen to a person who has worse self controll then me dear I say it.

Being straight up about your behavious on this site - I agree with St8 Jacket - you are a fuckwit. And thats my mature view of the matter - Gald you value it.


PE is a hard course to get in, you have to be very fit we run cross country's alot around Shakespeare. People with Asthma or beer belly's we break em Mentally and Physically, Socially until they leave the course, may sound harsh but because we suffer if a member falls behind because everything is group activities not individual ones. Its like the army for level 3.
.

How would you know - you havnt turned up yet. When you do you will learn that there is a lot more to level 3 PE than running around a park - more book work than running. But - hey Im sure it will be useful when you work in the northland factory.

[Tank]

I doubt they are the ones who go partying and cause mayhem on the streets on a Sat night.

But at least they are old enough to do so if they want to.

[Mully]

Being straight up about your behavious on this site - I agree with St8 Jacket - you are a fuckwit.


Wait, do you want to shag Dean as well?

[Str8 Jacket]

Wait, do you want to shag Dean as well?

I think you need to move on now mate. *I* have never started a thread about Dean or his love live, can *you* say the same? Hmmm?

[Mully]

I think you need to move on now mate. *I* have never started a thread about Dean or his love live, can *you* say the same? Hmmm?

Yes - I can say I've never started a thread about it.

Just read between the lines of you two constantly sniping at each other - read to the deep-seated longing and so on....

[Dean]

But at least they are old enough to do so if they want to.

Then they wouldnt be rebels! They would be people conforming to 'the man'.

[Str8 Jacket]

Yes - I can say I've never started a thread about it.

Just read between the lines of you two constantly sniping at each other - read to the deep-seated longing and so on....

Semantics. You're the only one that seems concerned about Dean's sexual life.... Well apart form Nallac and co.

[Mully]

Semantics. You're the only one that seems concerned about Dean's sexual life.... Well apart form Nallac and co.

Semantics are what I do.....

EDIT: and it amuses me. Is that so wrong??

[Str8 Jacket]

Semantics are what I do.....

hehe, sounds like there's a song in that just waiting to come out! ;)

[Dean]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej6MfQxI2tE

[imdying]

This thread needs more of the RSDB (http://rsdb.org/)...

[Str8 Jacket]

This thread needs more of the RSDB (http://rsdb.org/)...

Ape - Blacks - Self Explanatory.

Bit racist isn't it! ;)

while we're at it, this story from stuff is very timely:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/3303536/Male-moas-had-it-hard-research

My Fave bits:
"Male moa lost out to females as they grew up
and
immature males were as common as females but as adults they made up only a quarter of the population. It seems likely that female moa, who were much larger than the males, were giving the boys a hard time - perhaps being territorial and excluding males from the best habitat

Maybe the Moa made themselves extinct? hmmm