Alison Mau a lesbian?

[Maha]

See, now ya talkin'!

[Tank]

At last reasonable looking lesbians. Normally they look nothing like you watch in the movies.

You go girl (and get it on video)

[bane]

Lasr rumour i heard - she was going out with Marcus Lush. Therefore answer to your question is "probably"

[slowpoke]

Noooooo! What a waste.......a .hot, smart (in no particular order) older woman who's gone off guys. Bugger!

[YellowDog]

Lesbian?

I don't care which country she comes from, she's still a lot chick!

http://auckland.jollypeople.com/files/2008/07/324163.jpg

[Headbanger]

I just knocked off a quick one while reading the thread title.

This can only add to my Alison Mau fantasies.

[Mully]

Pics and the masses can decide.

[ynot slow]

Lesbian-if I give you the wool will you knit me one?

[firefighter]

I'm obviously living under a rock, who's she been scissor grinding? I really really wanna know! :whistle:

[MIXONE]

Ooooh aarrr.The mind boggles and the imagination runs wild...

[cs363]

Nooooooooooooo....say it isn't so.



On the other hand........ :confused:

[firefighter]

Nooooooooooooo....say it isn't so.



On the other hand........ :confused:

Like you were ever going to get a hoon anyway, this just ups the thrash material. Awesome........

Now someone tell me who's she's growling out!

[firefighter]

Ooooh aarrr.The mind boggles and the imagination runs wild...

Imagine if she did a Paris Hilton/Pammy Anderson.

She'd be able to retire in a month or two.

[Headbanger]

Her and her girlfriend are on the front page of the Herald on Sunday.

[Genie]

Noooooo! What a waste.......a .hot, smart (in no particular order) older woman who's gone off guys. Bugger!

I can understand why, fuck sorry but some guys are just such low life lying bastards.

[firefighter]

Her and her girlfriend are on the front page of the Herald on Sunday.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Headbanger again."

[pc220]

I can understand why, fuck sorry but some guys are just such low life lying bastards.

Yeah and...................?

[Big Col]

A bit harsh genie,

[The Stranger]

I can understand why, fuck sorry but some guys are just such low life lying bastards.

Somone who no doubt can answer. Why chicks go for the bad boys - then wonder why they wind up with low life lying bastards?
Typical bloody woman, gets what she wants then moans about it.

[Genie]

A bit harsh genie,

I did say sorry, I know it's harsh, it's a harsh world out there......I didn't say all guys only some.
I know a couple of women that have left their husbands for another woman. Getting rather common. (Nick Smith's wife was one of them...you see my point about the low life lying bastard thingy)

[Laava]

I can understand why, fuck sorry but some guys are just such low life lying bastards.

I agree! It's a pity that they don't team up with the low life lying bitches and make each others lives hell!

[pc220]

Cant argue against the Nicks Myth angle.

[Tink]

I did say sorry, I know it's harsh, it's a harsh world out there......I didn't say all guys only some.
I know a couple of women that have left their husbands for another woman. Getting rather common. (Nick Smith's wife was one of them...you see my point about the low life lying bastard thingy)

haha yup I understand... dated one for a year... until he slept with my friend around the corner, who I thought was a friend, mind you would not turn me in the other direction... cause there are a lot of really nice guys out there... :)

[Genie]

haha yup I understand... dated one for a year... until he slept with my friend around the corner, who I thought was a friend, mind you would not turn me in the other direction... cause there are a lot of really nice guys out there... :)

Personally, I'd never change sides, males are so much easier to get on with and ...well they got the goods;)

[Mrs Max]

Well, good on her I say, what ever fllicks the switch.
Fatt, of course, has a different angle on this which involves a collection of DVD's and pictures, the randay bastard lol
I'll let him off though, had dinner cooked for me last night with a 2 course desert if you know what I mean

[The Stranger]

haha yup I understand... dated one for a year... until he slept with my friend around the corner, who I thought was a friend, mind you would not turn me in the other direction... cause there are a lot of really nice guys out there... :)

Did your friend know you were with low life lying bastard?
Was your friend male around teh corner male or female?

[davebullet]

Ali and i went out for a while, but i was too bad-ass for her, riding a Suzuki and all.

[MIXONE]

Imagine if she did a Paris Hilton/Pammy Anderson.

She'd be able to retire in a month or two.

I'd pay to watch if it was Pammy for sure.

[Trudes]

I'd tap that.

[Hitcher]

A Kiwi Biker member once wryly noted that he had nothing against lesbians, as long as they were hot.

This should save him reposting to that effect.

[Headbanger]

I can understand why

Same, Pussy on pussy is fuckin hot.

What I don't understand is why there isn't more of it.

[cs363]

Here it is....think they may have a sales spike today......:laugh:

[retro asian]

Here it is....think they may have a sales spike today......:laugh:

Well scissor me timbers!!

[MisterD]

A Kiwi Biker member once wryly noted that he had nothing against lesbians, as long as they were hot.

This should save him reposting to that effect.

That was probably my esteemed friend Flatcap...in which case I think the qualification is: as long as they're both hot. In which case, pending a better photo than the Harold has provided, judgement is reserved.

My comment to the tittle tattle provided by "Pork Chop" Glucina...gender isn't relevant, but your daughter's teacher...go Ali ;)

[Maha]

Here it is....think they may have a sales spike today......:laugh:

I was only going to buy the Sunday star until........

2 members and 12 guests viewing?.......Hi Ali :wavey:

[marty]

Well, good on her I say, what ever fllicks the switch.


is flicking the switch anything like flicking the bean?

[Tink]

Did your friend know you were with low life lying bastard?
Was your friend male around teh corner male or female?

No she only saw his pretty face, not his ugly personality... and lol ye a female!

[Pixie]

Same, Pussy on pussy is fuckin hot.

What I don't understand is why there isn't more of it.
Like this?


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[Hitcher]

Like this?



No. I'm sure it was much smaller and even harder to read than that.

[Pixie]

No. I'm sure it was much smaller and even harder to read than that.

Bloody quick draw.
It's fixed now

[rachprice]

Just because she has a realtionship with a woman doesnt mean she is a lesbian, she could be bisexual

[Headbanger]

Just because she has a relationship with a woman doesn't mean she is a lesbian, she could be bisexual

GIGGITY GIGGITY ....Oh yeah.

[Hitcher]

she could be bisexual

I can play that on my ukulele as well.

[Mom]

Gigiddy gigiddy....Oh yeah.

You might want to manage your fluid levels mate, a nice drink of water will replenish what you lose.

[NZsarge]

Oh well, good on her I guess, looks as she might have herself a hot g/f too...

[Maha]

Just because she has a realtionship with a woman doesnt mean she is a lesbian, she could be bisexual

No shes a Lesbian, dont take that away from us.

[Grubber]

haha yup I understand... dated one for a year... until he slept with my friend around the corner, who I thought was a friend, mind you would not turn me in the other direction... cause there are a lot of really nice guys out there... :)

Did this one also....shook the guys hand and said "best of luck with that, and thanks" then waved goodbye to the both of them. Funny thing is they didn't stay together. Go figure!
Not sure about the changing sides thing.....all seems a bit odd that only now she finds out she likes the girlies.

[oldguy]

Here it is....think they may have a sales spike today......:laugh:

I can't wait for the sex tapes to start showing up.
funny thing the headline on Robin Brook was what court my eye then I noticed the alison Mau's story.

[oldguy]

Just because she has a realtionship with a woman doesnt mean she is a lesbian, she could be bisexual

is that like when a woman goes shopping, they have to things in there hand, but don't know which they want so get both, if they could only just make up their mind.

[rachprice]

No shes a Lesbian, dont take that away from us.

Don't you like the idea of joining in haha



Not sure about the changing sides thing.....all seems a bit odd that only now she finds out she likes the girlies.

She probably always liked them, but she was in a relationship just because it was the opposite sex doesn't mean she would still go around cheating on her husband


is that like when a woman goes shopping, they have to things in there hand, but don't know which they want so get both, if they could only just make up their mind.

Nah just plain wants both

[Mully]

I'd pay to watch if it was Pammy for sure.

Really??

The Pammy one is "out there" (tm) for free. It's nothing special.

[gtr boy]

all males are BORN lesbian..................

[Maha]

Don't you like the idea of joining in haha


Didn't do much for me the first time round.

[slofox]

all males are BORN lesbian..................

Yeah - I'd be a lesbian if I wasn't heterosexual...:whistle:

[scumdog]

Lesbian-schmezlian, who cares??

[Qkkid]

Personally, I'd never change sides, males are so much easier to get on with and ...well they got the goods;)
Well talk about a bloody greaser upperer;)

[The Stranger]

Well talk about a bloody greaser upperer;)

She wasn't talking about you mate.

[Qkkid]

She wasn't talking about you mate.

Up yours:blip:

[mynameis]

Meeeeh she's alright.

Imagine how Simon Dallow would be feeling now :lol:

I heard she also hooked up with Rebecca Singh from TV3 who is also a lesbo.

[Genie]

Well talk about a bloody greaser upperer;)

...but, I speaketh the truth. (I'm good at greasing, like really really good)

[Fatt Max]

Meeeeh she's alright.

Imagine how Simon Dallow would be feeling now :lol:

I heard she also hooked up with Rebecca Singh from TV3 who is also a lesbo.

Far out.......I'm just off to the toilet.......

[crazyhorse]

Its starting to look like most TV presenters are turning gay :rofl:

[westie]

Lick lick_____

[mynameis]

Its starting to look like most TV presenters are turning gay :rofl:

Rebecca Singh came out ages ago.

[firefighter]

Lesbian-schmezlian, who cares??

My right hand is pretty sick of the whole thing I can tell you that much..........:whistle:

[crazyhorse]

Rebecca Singh came out ages ago.

Man. I am so far behind the times............. :whsitle:

[Tank]

Rebecca Singh came out ages ago.

I didnt know that - but sweeeeeeeet !

[Mr Merde]

[QUOTE=Rocketgal68;1129639179]....... until he slept with my friend around the corner...QUOTE]


DOGGY STYLE ??????

[smoky]

Personally, I'd never change sides, males are so much easier to get on with and ...well they got the goods;)

If I were a chick I'd be a lesbian

[SPman]

Man. I am so far behind the times............. :whsitle:

whsitle ?????

[nudemetalz]

Mind you, 'ole Ali Mau was well known quite a while ago for not trimming the bush under her arms...apparently...
If that ain't a sign,..what is..??!!

And she's now a curry muncher ?
(:lol: just had to use that one)

[crazyhorse]

whsitle ?????

Yip, me whsitling - its a new tune..... wanna hear it????? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: he he hhe

[Laava]

Its starting to look like most TV presenters are turning gay :rofl:

My friend Aynslie and her sister refused to believe me that Tamati was gay! I could not believe they couldn't see it! I said "I'll tell you something else. He's a maori!" They seemed to already know that tho.

[crazyhorse]

My friend Aynslie and her sister refused to believe me that Tamati was gay! I could not believe they couldn't see it! I said "I'll tell you something else. He's a maori!" They seemed to already know that tho.

LOL .... well, I only just learned that the other day too - until then I was just like your sisters :innocent:

[Maha]

And she's now a curry muncher ?
(:lol: just had to use that one)

She aint shagging Rebecca Singh.....no no no, her kids hip hop dance teacher!

[phill-k]

could paul henry bring her back from the dark side?

[Scouse]

See, now ya talkin'!well if she is a lesbo she can lick my flaps any day of the week

[Maha]

could paul henry bring her back from the dark side?

Anything is possible, dont know if Ali has always had the hots for women? she may have just tried it and thought ''fuck yeah must get me some more of that''...and now seems happy to be having hot strap-on pumping sex with another female, she could turn back, who knows, but I doubt it will have anything to do with Paul Henry.

[Maha]

well if she is a lesbo she can lick my flaps any day of the week

You will have to scoop ya shitter out first Steve....;)

[Scouse]

I watched breakfast this morning and saw Ali in a whole new carpet munching light

[Ronin]

Alison presenting breakfast with Pippa this morning... Goodness me...

[slowpoke]

Alison presenting breakfast with Pippa this morning... Goodness me...

Ali = hot
Pippa = definitely not. She's no bag o' hammer's but the sanctimonious attitude is nauseating.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I'd pay to watch if it was Pammy for sure.

seen a non-airbrushed pic lately? I wouldnt touch her with yours.

[Headbanger]

This video is the hotness

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/3330232/Mau-hits-out-at-gossip-mag

[Jonno.]

Ali = hot
Pippa = definitely not. She's no bag o' hammer's but the sanctimonious attitude is nauseating.
http://i48.tinypic.com/2j31z12.jpg
I don't care what kind of attitude she's got :woohoo:

[Mully]

What do you reckon the chances are that we can get video of Ali Mau and Sam Hayes doing the dirty??

I'd pay for that - whatever the price even with 15% GST

F-F-F-F-F

[Maha]

What do you reckon the chances are that we can get video of Ali Mau and Sam Hayes doing the dirty??

I'd pay for that - whatever the price even with 15% GST

F-F-F-F-F

Featuring Pippa Wotsaface as the 'opps OMG excuse me Im the meter reader person who just walked in on the action'?

[Number One]

Alison Mau a Lesbian?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=160754

On another note - good on her for giving Womans Day shit this morning!

[Mully]

Featuring Pippa Wotsaface as the 'opps OMG excuse me Im the meter reader person who just walked in on the action'?

Yes please.

Or the pizza delivery girl

[Maha]

Yes please.

Or the pizza delivery girl

Who ordered the Meatlovers???

[Genestho]

Poor Ali. And go Ali - Just read the hit back at Woman's Day.

Lol, a wise man (on KB :whistle:) once said; all girls are lesbians, they just don't realise it till they try it!! (huh?)

Scouse, just had a closer look and realised what's in your avatar, WTF?? Damn you man! :laugh:

EDIT: agree with Mom, this threads all condensated and sweaty, keep ya fluids up boys! :rofl:

[Mully]

Who ordered the Meatlovers???

Which is what I'll call the movie.

[Usarka]

good on her for giving Womans Day shit this morning!

Bollocks it makes her a frikkin hypocrite. Breakfast regularly does "celebrity" gossip but she can't handle the jandal when it's her in the spotlight caught munching the rug.

[The Stranger]

Bollocks it makes her a frikkin hypocrite. Breakfast regularly does "celebrity" gossip but she can't handle the jandal when it's her in the spotlight caught munching the rug.

But, but, she's a hot lesbo so of course we support her.

[The Pastor]

Didnt that gay guy get fired from that show?

[Number One]

Bollocks it makes her a frikkin hypocrite. Breakfast regularly does "celebrity" gossip but she can't handle the jandal when it's her in the spotlight caught munching the rug.

Following someones friends and family taking pics of them shopping or buying coffee clad in their trackies just doesn't rate as 'celebrity gossip' in my books. BTW the hot lesbo thing I only learned on KB!!! Wahoo go KB breaking important news frontiers everywhere :chase:

[Mudfart]

Alison maus' a lezbo.
HOT.
To Simon Dallow: No man is judging your bedroom abilities.
NOT. You gotta be gay to turn a hottie to the dark side.

[sil3nt]

Didnt that gay guy get fired from that show?Yeah and thank fuck for that! Although that was good morning not breakfast. He was an annoying little tosser.

[quickbuck]

Alison maus' a lezbo.
HOT.
To Simon Dallow: No man is judging your bedroom abilities.
NOT. You gotta be gay to turn a hottie to the dark side.

Umm, she left him a few years back.... Marcus Lush was her latest.... Or, was he??
You can never really believe all you read in the gossip mags...

[Edbear]

Umm, she left him a few years back.... Marcus Lush was her latest.... Or, was he??
You can never really believe all you read in the gossip mags...

But, but, but.... If you can't believe the gossip mags, who can you believe...? :wacko:

[Maha]

Didnt that gay guy get fired from that show?

:lol: Ever seen that wanker doing the Haka?
Not a pretty sight.....:oi-grr:
Pasty white homo slappin' his chest wearing nothing but a straw skirt.....:crazy:

[scumdog]

But, but, but.... If you can't believe the gossip mags, who can you believe...? :wacko:

KB?????:scratch:

[fliplid]

KB?????:scratch:

You believe this "place" is credible?

[quickbuck]

You believe this "place" is credible?

Are you saying it isn't?
Boy, am I in the poo...

[Edbear]

You believe this "place" is credible?

This place is incredible.... :pinch:

[Maha]

This place is incredible.... :pinch:

Incredibly credible in fact!

[Edbear]

Incredibly credible in fact!

Credibly incredible...?

[davebullet]

This place is incredible.... :pinch:

Naa. just incredulous!

[Laava]

Indelibly!......

[oldguy]

I don't care what kind of attitude she's got :woohoo:

yea Id have pipa over ali any day Hot hot hot hot.

If she went with marcus lush, the writting was on the wall, is he not your maculine looking lesbian.

[quickbuck]

Pipa has the neck of a Giraffe.... I guess she is okay if you are into that...
Bet you now notice how long her neck is...

Also, look at Toni Marsh's fingers...

[dipshit]

I would like to see her making out with Renee Wright. :drool:

Now that would make good television!

[slowpoke]

I would like to see her making out with Renee Wright. :drool:


Mmmmmmm Renee........and Carly Flynn.......