Virtues of the 40+ male

[Ratti]

Here we go ladies and gents.

Dont be shy, lets show these nice young lads that life does in fact start at 40. Anything prior is just a practice run eh?

[Headbanger]

Only 20 years before being eligible for the pension.
Youngsters will offer to help you across the road.
Japanese cruisers start to make sense.
The wife leaves ya for a younger model.
Cops and doctors start looking like they should still be in school.
You start looking at cars that are easy to park
You get some nifty reading glasses
Grey chest hair
Gray hair on your nads
You creep out young ladies when you stare at them




woooohoooo.....roll on 60

[slofox]

Only 20 years before being eligible for the pension.
Youngsters will offer to help you across the road.
Japanese cruisers start to make sense. Not really...
The wife leaves ya for a younger model. Other way round mate...
Cops and doctors start looking like they should still be in school. They should!
You start looking at cars that are easy to park
You get some nifty reading glasses
Grey chest hair
Gray hair on your nads
You creep out young ladies when you stare at them I always did anyway...




woooohoooo.....roll on 60 Too late for me on that one...

Just a couple of amendments there Headbanger...

[Headbanger]

Pure speculation, Still in my prime at 35.

[Fatt Max]

Feck, I'm going to love this one.

But, have work to do just now.....however I shall leave you with.....

...at 40, I am still chasing women, just that now I forget what I am chasing them for.

Missing you already

[Pwalo]

Here we go ladies and gents.

Dont be shy, lets show these nice young lads that life does in fact start at 40. Anything prior is just a practice run eh?

Sorry but being over 40 merely makes you more cynical, and aware of how much bollocks most people (including yourself) spout.

[Ratti]

Sorry but being over 40 merely makes you more cynical, and aware of how much bollocks most people (including yourself) spout.

complete bollox! Totally agree.

Am at the wonderful age in life where I don't give a fat rats arse any more. fun eh? shame you not quite ready to join us.

Take care, we need your sort to balance us

[Fatt Max]

Sorry but being over 40 merely makes you more cynical, and aware of how much bollocks most people (including yourself) spout.

Actually mate, it makes you more clinical....you have to visit more clinics beacuse of various things.

However, us older lads get free Viagra to help us rise to the occasision where you boys need to spend thousands on porn and little bottle blond girlies who want to savage your credit card and are a crap root anyway because they simply dont know how to jump on and ride a fella.

Give me the older lady anytime.....

But Ratti is right, we do need you young lads to give us wider perspective.....and to show us where we parked out bikes cos we always forget, see.....

[Foxzee]

Sorry but being over 40 merely makes you more cynical, and aware of how much bollocks most people (including yourself) spout.

Me thinking .......we need to find a liddle sense of humour somewhere......maybe it's hiding in your bollocks....LOL

[sinfull]

Actually mate, it makes you more clinical....you have to visit more clinics beacuse of various things.

However, us older lads get free Viagra to help us rise to the occasision where you boys need to spend thousands on porn and little bottle blond girlies who want to savage your credit card and are a crap root anyway because they simply dont know how to jump on and ride a fella.

Give me the older lady anytime.....

But Ratti is right, we do need you young lads to give us wider perspective.....and to show us where we parked out bikes cos we always forget, see.....

Free ??????

[Bren]

Woohoo, still got 4 months (and counting) till I am forty....

Will keep on getting dirty till the last, and have already started being naughty (well not really)...

[Love my Bonnie]

I want to know if we can clone Fatt Max so we can all have one?
He sounds like a sweetee

[MSTRS]

If you are married, regular assumes a new definition.

[slofox]

This comes a little later again......

[CookMySock]

little bottle blond girlies who want to savage your credit card and are a crap root anyway because they simply dont know how to jump on and ride a fella.But it's so, er, satisfying, showing them. ;)


But Ratti is right, we do need you young lads to give us wider perspective.....and to show us where we parked out bikes cos we always forget, see.....Wilder perspective? Snort, unlikely.. Oh, wider..

Steve

[Tank]

But it's so, er, satisfying, showing them. ;)

Given that you are a married man DB - is this :

a) a distant memory from when you were single
b) Just blokes talking it up
c) something that you dont mind advertising to KB you do regardless of being married?

[MSTRS]

Since when did he ever let common decency, ethics or marriage ever stop him...

[Ratti]

play nicely or you can go to your bedrooms...alone!

lets continue with the advantages of being 40+... bearing in mind that it is likely to be a load of bollocks or maybe a lot of bollocks-or something

[Tank]

lets continue with the advantages of being 40+...

postrate exams by nice Asian girlie dotors (according to SpankMe)

[mashman]

Given that you are a married man DB - is this :

a) a distant memory from when you were single
b) Just blokes talking it up
c) something that you dont mind advertising to KB you do regardless of being married?

d) a part of the DB school of grooming...

only thing i'm happier about, the closer i get to 40 (this year), I don't have to groom as much, as in preen myself etc... unless of course it has been demanded of me!

[Fatt Max]

The Fat Randy Bastards Guide to Being 40

- Pies seem smaller cos your hands are bigger

- Same goes for your winkie, mind you that has been my problem for years

- Women of the same age know so much more about getting said winkie back to life after a session

- It is so much more important that an erection is used pretty much as soon as it happens

- Going to the bog is so much more fun when you are about to wet / crap yourself

- Younger people offer you somewhere to sit but unfortunately its no longer on their face

- You can act a complete prat in public, especially in bars, and get away with it

- People actually don’t mind too much if you smell of cabbages

- French kissing is a real adventure because you never know who’s teeth will end up in your mouth

- 40+ women are so much more sexier because they imagine you are younger and you imagine they actually like you

- Buying condoms at this age is effectively paying for sex without the galloping knob rot afterwards

- My mums mates are attractive all over again….you fecking know that’s true

- I don’t feel guilty now that I fancies my maths teacher when I was at school….if he found out he would be horrified

- 40+ women who ride motorbikes……..phoooaaaarrrrrrr

- 40+ women who ride motorbikes and eat pies……fecking phooooaaaaarrrrrrr

- 40+ women who ride motorbikes, eat pies and drink beer……………oops, you know that bit I sad about using an erection…must dash…….oh I say…..

[Maha]

Life (for me anyway) started at 40....7 1/2 years ago.
I was seperated after 10 years of marriage....phew close call that was!
Moved and now live in a very very nice part of NZ.
Met and married the love of my life.
No longer need to spend hours in Chat Rooms.
Went over seas for the very first time.
Got into Motorcycling. Now on my fourth bike, two brand new, two 2nd hand.
We are now pretty much child free, and at the point in life where we can choose to do what ever the hell we want.

I felt so shackled up until the end of my first marriage.

[Fatt Max]

I felt so shackled up until the end of my first marriage.

You lucky bastard, I'm still paying for the shackling thing.....though I do get a discount on the 'Tank Commander Vs Milkmaid' role play...with toys....

[Edbear]

Ah, 40... I remember it well... :yes: At least I think I do... :confused:Wasn't that just yesterday...? :eek5:

You wait until you're over 50, then life gets really fun, 'cept when you lose your keys, wallet, phone, glasses and forget why you just walked into the kitchen... :doh:

[Tank]

I do get a discount on the 'Tank Commander Vs Milkmaid' role play...with toys....

Maaaate - you promised not to tell.

Commander Tank.

[Fatt Max]

Maaaate - you promised not to tell.

Commander Tank.

Sorry babe, just slipped out...

Hey, you free for a session of "Oh Mrs Miggins, You're Sitting On My Artichokes" later...I'll bring the WD40 cos KY is so fucking expensive, especially on a pension...

[Tank]

Sorry babe, just slipped out...

Hey, you free for a session of "Oh Mrs Miggins, You're Sitting On My Artichokes" later...I'll bring the WD40 cos KY is so fucking expensive, especially on a pension...

you sure know how to turn a bloke on. You bring the WD, I'll bring the 80 grit.

[Maha]

Sorry babe, just slipped out...



Happens when go soft. Like a big Poo in reverse.

[slofox]

Great thing about the 40+ bit is that there are fewer and fewer women who are "too old" for you...

[Fatt Max]

Great thing about the 40+ bit is that there are fewer and fewer women who are "too old" for you...

Wise words mate,

Look out 40+ ladies I say....wey hey....

[Maha]

Wise words mate,

Look out 40+ ladies I say....wey hey....

He went from Sly Fox to Slo Fox over night....;)

[MSTRS]

Great thing about the 40+ bit is that there are fewer and fewer women who are "too old" for you...

...or those you can catch are grateful?

[Skyryder]

Great thing about the 40+ bit is that there are fewer and fewer women who are "too old" for you...

At twenty five it's down hill all the way from there on out for us guys. Still, going down hill is a lot more fun than the climb up and the downhill bit last longer too. Just one of my 'takes' on ageing and life..


Skyryder

[Ronin]

But it's so, er, satisfying, showing them. ;)



Steve

Credit card? I thought thats what the van was for.

[Genie]

The virtues of the 40+ male.....wouldn't know about that. My ex husband was 6 years younger than me. He wasn't good for much beyond the bedroom. Seriously, freakin useless. Just as well I'm not.

[allycatz]

The virtues of the 40+ male.....wouldn't know about that. My ex husband was 6 years younger than me. He wasn't good for much beyond the bedroom. Seriously, freakin useless. Just as well I'm not.

My ex gave me five gorgeous kids....I guess he got some things right

[Foxzee]

The virtues of the 40+ male.....wouldn't know about that. My ex husband was 6 years younger than me. He wasn't good for much beyond the bedroom. Seriously, freakin useless. Just as well I'm not.

Gentle chick....you'll release the inner hounds of all the 40+ men when they read that you are not useless in the bedroom....cripes Fatt Max will begin to do backflips and Drifter will start taking more clothes off...........LOL:)

[rickstv]

I've noticed one thing about getting older, the quack stops worrying about your family jewels and starts taking an unhealthy interest in your arshole.
Rick.:eek5:

[Retroqueen]

Wise words mate,

Look out 40+ ladies I say....wey hey....

Hmmmmmm rides a motorbike (tick) hmmmmmmmmmmmmm eats pies (tick) hmmmmmmm and drinks beer......(tick) does that mean three ticks I'M IN!!!!

[smoky]

I have always thought she made am awesome 40 year old, mind you it would've been better if Mary were a little Goth.
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[YellowDog]

Only 20 years before being eligible for the pension.
Youngsters will offer to help you across the road.
Japanese cruisers start to make sense.
The wife leaves ya for a younger model.
Cops and doctors start looking like they should still be in school.
You start looking at cars that are easy to park
You get some nifty reading glasses
Grey chest hair
Gray hair on your nads
You creep out young ladies when you stare at them




woooohoooo.....roll on 60

Being able to see the grey hair on your nads (over the stomache) would be a plus point!

[tri boy]

At 40ish, men can almost take a leak without spraying the floor.
Cleaning come off curtains is a thing of the past, as we can't "shoot" that far anymore.
Higher quality of booze n drugs in the house.

[allycatz]

I've noticed one thing about getting older, the quack stops worrying about your family jewels and starts taking an unhealthy interest in your arshole.
Rick.:eek5:

Aww even 'arseholes' need looking after

[Fatt Max]

Aww even 'arseholes' need looking after

Yes I know, I hear my bank manager is not well at the moment.....

[Fatt Max]

Hmmmmmm rides a motorbike (tick) hmmmmmmmmmmmmm eats pies (tick) hmmmmmmm and drinks beer......(tick) does that mean three ticks I'M IN!!!!

I think I'm in love........again.....

[Fatt Max]

Being able to see the grey hair on your nads (over the stomache) would be a plus point!

Hair on the nads...? Do you really get hair on the nads....? Not seen mine since I was 12 so I wouldnt know.......30 years and all this time it was hair, I thought it was residue starch off me knickers.....

[Foxzee]

I think I'm in love........again.....

You I think you are too easily lead in your old state.....................LOL:)

[Fatt Max]

You I think you are too easily lead in your old state.....................LOL:)

Yep, guilty as charged,

As for easily lead, I wish I could get some lead in the old pencil a bit more easily..........eek.....

[peasea]

Gentle chick....you'll release the inner hounds of all the 40+ men when they read that you are not useless in the bedroom....cripes Fatt Max will begin to do backflips and Drifter will start taking more clothes off...........LOL:)

I think you miss-read the post. Most likely on purpose.

[Foxzee]

Yep, guilty as charged,

As for easily lead, I wish I could get some lead in the old pencil a bit more easily..........eek.....

Apparently there are exercises that can be done...now if we had Dean on this thread he could wiki it for you FM...go fobid just let us all hope that he doesn't draw the diagrams..................LOL

[Foxzee]

I think you miss-read the post. Most likely on purpose.

Dam.......that's what's happens when you get a youngin in a mature thread...we always miss read you old buggers.....;)

[smoky]

I can’t say I know what the virtues of the 40+ male is for you ladies, but as a 40+ male I can say what I find virtuous about being 40+;

You can rip around on motorbike, party all night and drink whiskey, but unlike when I was in my 30’s; my immaturity is now thought of as “youthful” and “refreshing’ instead of “irresponsible” and “annoying.”

I take time now days to write poetry and drink wine, I prefer candle lit dinners and BBQ’s – good conversation has become an enjoyable art, I have discovered I genuinely enjoy learning about another person – 40 is a time of discovering ones soul

I don’t care if my ears are hairier than my head, that when I go to brush the hair out of my eyes – it’s my eyebrows. I lamented my youth, tried in vain to extend it’s image, until I discovered what the best kind of woman like; I have a contentment and confidence that seems to get me in enough hot water now days

As for intimacy or recreational pleasure; as you get older you tend to focus on giving rather than getting off. Confidence is a real asset.
And what's all this bullshit about not enough lead in the pencil, or a bit slow getting started - I'm better than I've ever been - yeha bring it on

[peasea]

...that's what's happens when you get a youngin in a mature thread..

Are you saying you wear old clothes?

[Fatt Max]

Apparently there are exercises that can be done...now if we had Dean on this thread he could wiki it for you FM...go fobid just let us all hope that he doesn't draw the diagrams..................LOL

Oh, yes I know all about them......can get a bit messy if you fuck them up (especially the 'rotation' sequence) so it's just handy that we live next to the Kleenx factory.

Mind you, soft lighting, scented oils and a picture of Susan Boyle on the back of any motorbike you care to mention would soon get the old boy pumping........yeeeaaaahhhhhh..........

[Fatt Max]

I can’t say I know what the virtues of the 40+ male is for you ladies, but as a 40+ male I can say what I find virtuous about being 40+;

You can rip around on motorbike, party all night and drink whiskey, but unlike when I was in my 30’s; my immaturity is now thought of as “youthful” and “refreshing’ instead of “irresponsible” and “annoying.”

I take time now days to write poetry and drink wine, I prefer candle lit dinners and BBQ’s – good conversation has become an enjoyable art, I have discovered I genuinely enjoy learning about another person – 40 is a time of discovering ones soul

I don’t care if my ears are hairier than my head, that when I go to brush the hair out of my eyes – it’s my eyebrows. I lamented my youth, tried in vain to extend it’s image, until I discovered what the best kind of woman like; I have a contentment and confidence that seems to get me in enough hot water now days

As for intimacy or recreational pleasure; as you get older you tend to focus on giving rather than getting off. Confidence is a real asset.
And what's all this bullshit about not enough lead in the pencil, or a bit slow getting started - I'm better than I've ever been - yeha bring it on

I believe I have found my god.......ommmmmm.....

[Foxzee]

Are you saying you wear old clothes?

Depends on what items you are referring to ...some may be a liddle thread bare:whistle:

[Monkeynz]

I'm over 40 and have a 9 month old son and a wife 11 years my junior, I say life is great. Although the body is telling me otherwise, I'm not fat but my muscles and bones ache a lot and thats not because of the younger wife either, he he.

[Foxzee]

Oh, yes I know all about them......can get a bit messy if you fuck them up (especially the 'rotation' sequence) so it's just handy that we live next to the Kleenx factory.

Mind you, soft lighting, scented oils and a picture of Susan Boyle on the back of any motorbike you care to mention would soon get the old boy pumping........yeeeaaaahhhhhh..........

Ummmm.....Susan Boyle????........ok FM you have got me there............LOL

[Ratti]

Hmmmmmm rides a motorbike (tick) hmmmmmmmmmmmmm eats pies (tick) hmmmmmmm and drinks beer......(tick) does that mean three ticks I'M IN!!!!

You'n me both Retro! Jeez FM, I hope you've set aside some time on the 16th...thats at least 3 of us willing to stand in line for our turn. Only with MrsM's permissionof course, if she-who-must-be-obeyed says NO then it's all off!

[Fatt Max]

Ummmm.....Susan Boyle????........ok FM you have got me there............LOL

Yeah, it's a throwback from my 'I Really Want To Get Jiggy With Funny Looking Scottish People' phase.

I'm over it now, however I do find the Briscoes lady quite attractive. Sometimes I imagine me and her rolling around the towels and laundry accessory isles, with her saying "yeah fat boy, give me 50% off all weekend, 50% off all weekend, yeah baby, yeah, oh yeah, uh uh uh, oh babbbeeeeee, yeaaaahhh.......oh you fucking fat whore, do that to me over the checkout and I'll cut you a deal on some plates with matching cups......"

[Fatt Max]

You'n me both Retro! Jeez FM, I hope you've set aside some time on the 16th...thats at least 3 of us willing to stand in line for our turn. Only with MrsM's permissionof course, if she-who-must-be-obeyed says NO then it's all off!

Honest;y, you will be doing her a favour...she has to remove my undies every night and is now quite grossed out by the whole thing.....

[Ratti]

Good on ya Smoky. Having recently discovered the joys to be had from 50+ men...damn I wish I had known earlier. I've always had them express an interest, but always thought they were too old. More like I was too immature.

Having thoughts about 60+ now! easy to do as my part time job has plenty of eye candy passing by. trust me, it comes in all ages and variations of size, colour and language.

so many men, so little time! Only another 30-35 years...however will I manage?

[Ratti]

Honest;y, you will be doing her a favour...she has to remove my undies every night and is now quite grossed out by the whole thing.....

Rubbish, that's not what she said before she got too drunk to type the other night!

[Fatt Max]

Rubbish, that's not what she said before she got too drunk to type the other night!

She was a bit drunk to do something else as well, such a waste........imagine spilling a good curry, thats just so......unsexy.....

[Foxzee]

Yeah, it's a throwback from my 'I Really Want To Get Jiggy With Funny Looking Scottish People' phase.

I'm over it now, however I do find the Briscoes lady quite attractive. Sometimes I imagine me and her rolling around the towels and laundry accessory isles, with her saying "yeah fat boy, give me 50% off all weekend, 50% off all weekend, yeah baby, yeah, oh yeah, uh uh uh, oh babbbeeeeee, yeaaaahhh.......oh you fucking fat whore, do that to me over the checkout and I'll cut you a deal on some plates with matching cups......"

LOL....that will explain why the 50% off table is always on a bloody lean........it"s been MAXED out!!!!!!!!

[Fatt Max]

LOL....that will explain why the 50% off table is always on a bloody lean........it"s been MAXED out!!!!!!!!

Never knock it till you tried it.........

Mrs Max and I once had the urge to have a root on the washing machine one Saturday arvo, best sex I've ever had, she was screaming her head off....amazing......cant go back to Hill & Stewart anymore though, the judge said so.....

[Foxzee]

Good on ya Smoky. Having recently discovered the joys to be had from 50+ men...damn I wish I had known earlier. I've always had them express an interest, but always thought they were too old. More like I was too immature.

Having thoughts about 60+ now! easy to do as my part time job has plenty of eye candy passing by. trust me, it comes in all ages and variations of size, colour and language.

so many men, so little time! Only another 30-35 years...however will I manage?

ummmm......I think you may have to start having more than one at a time.....just to get through them all in time:woohoo:

[Fatt Max]

ummmm......I think you may have to start having more than one at a time.....just to get through them all in time:woohoo:

Brilliant advice, and so practical.....

[allycatz]

ummmm......I think you may have to start having more than one at a time.....just to get through them all in time:woohoo:

Maybe alphabetical order as well.....

[Foxzee]

Never knock it till you tried it.........

Mrs Max and I once had the urge to have a root on the washing machine one Saturday arvo, best sex I've ever had, she was screaming her head off....amazing......cant go back to Hill & Stewart anymore though, the judge said so.....

nothing like good vibrations......lol

dam you FM.....I have this mental pic and it wont leave>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:crazy:

[Fatt Max]

Maybe alphabetical order as well.....

My real name is Aaron Aaronsen...from sveeden....ya......

[allycatz]

My real name is Aaron Aaronsen...from sveeden....ya......

She'll be needing to catch a few zzzzzz's at the end of it too I would imagine

[u4ea]

you guys are absolutely hilarious!! lovin this thread!..at 37 there may be hope for this 'ol girl yet!!!!You men make aging disgracefully very welcoming!

[Ratti]

Excellent advice Kittens!
Alphabetically, more than one at a time.

one from each decade over 40 every day?

[Fatt Max]

She'll be needing to catch a few zzzzzz's at the end of it too I would imagine

zzzzzzz's at the end.......thats a first......all of the ladies I have entertained in the past usually get the zzzzzzzz's during......

[Ratti]

Never knock it till you tried it.........

Mrs Max and I once had the urge to have a root on the washing machine one Saturday arvo, best sex I've ever had, she was screaming her head off....amazing......cant go back to Hill & Stewart anymore though, the judge said so.....

Washing machines are good for solo efforts too.

[allycatz]

zzzzzzz's at the end.......thats a first......all of the ladies I have entertained in the past usually get the zzzzzzzz's during......

That would depend entirely on the battery life would it not????

[Fatt Max]

Washing machines are good for solo efforts too.

Yeah but it's nothing like the real thing.....rooting a dishwasher is just the most......

[Ratti]

your washing machine has batteries??

geez mine runs off a plug in the wall

[Fatt Max]

That would depend entirely on the battery life would it not????

I suppose.

Mind you, I do not have a beer belly, it is in fact a solar panel for a sex machine.........nah, thats a lie, its a beer belly really

[allycatz]

your washing machine has batteries??

geez mine runs off a plug in the wall

Bit big for the bedroom though....and all those gushing hoses

[Fatt Max]

Bit big for the bedroom though....and all those gushing hoses

A gushing hose......ahh memories......

[Foxzee]

zzzzzzz's at the end.......thats a first......all of the ladies I have entertained in the past usually get the zzzzzzzz's during......
That explains your passion for things that vibrate........it is a keep them awake tool......u cunning man:)

[cc rider]

I was going to post a lill something about all you lovely 40+ men out there.
Yes, while not the usual sort of thread you see me on... :shifty:

But as I was eating, while reading, I now I have an unfortunate food association with men 40+ :sweatdrop
This in itself does not necessarily have to be a bad bad thing. I have fond memories of sharing strawberries & yummy thick cream &... but I digest.

My concern & again it is not of great concern, merely a nom nom nom ... 'Oh My!' Mmmm! OoH! Aaa! Oops! Hehe! sort of concern (Not always good manners to 'have what she's having' in a public place), is the choice of what I was eating.

While this is a thread reguarding the virtues of those delightful 40+ men, who have only gotten hotter, yummier, more selfconfident, independent, funnier, more interesting & courteous, not forgetting good with their (well ladies, we al know what they're good with ;).... Tools sillys Tools), I seem to have aquired a reverse, culinary, stimulus.

I find myself already looking forward with nordy antici....... pation to any future meals with good company.
It may be wrong, but I feel the 40+ men will forgive & understand a 40+ girl for having such thoughts :innocent:


Oh! the food you ask?


Tacos... hot creamy run down your fingers & lick 'em up the middle yummy take a big bite tacos.

Sorry, what were we talking about???? Memory must be going :scratch:

[Fatt Max]

I was going to post a lill something about all you lovely 40+ men out there.
Yes, while not the usual sort of thread you see me on... :shifty:

But as I was eating, while reading, I now I have an unfortunate food association with men 40+ :sweatdrop
This in itself does not necessarily have to be a bad bad thing. I have fond memories of sharing strawberries & yummy thick cream &... but I digest.

My concern & again it is not of great concern, merely a nom nom nom ... 'Oh My!' Mmmm! OoH! Aaa! Oops! Hehe! sort of concern (Not always good manners to 'have what she's having' in a public place), is the choice of what I was eating.

While this is a thread reguarding the virtues of those delightful 40+ men, who have only gotten hotter, yummier, more selfconfident, independent, funnier, more interesting & courteous, not forgetting good with their (well ladies, we al know what they're good with ;).... Tools sillys Tools), I seem to have aquired a reverse, culinary, stimulus.

I find myself already looking forward with nordy antici....... pation to any future meals with good company.
It may be wrong, but I feel the 40+ men will forgive & understand a 40+ girl for having such thoughts :innocent:


Oh! the food you ask?


Tacos... hot creamy run down your fingers & lick 'em up the middle yummy take a big bite tacos.

Sorry, what were we talking about???? Memory must be going :scratch:

A fantastc post....

There really is nothing more erotic, more sexy, more downright pornographic than a woman giving a taco a bit of 'Ali Mau' action.

Now, couple that with bacon, eggs, sausage, beans, two slices of toast and a cup of tea in a bath with a chick who's just hopped off a bike after a hard and sweaty day in the saddle, and you really do have 'pants explosion' city.....

Leave the healthy salads and bird type meals to those 20-something kiddy chicks who feck about down the Viaduct drinking RTD's and trying to shag 20 something kiddy boys in theor corporate suits. Give me a chick who loves her food any day........wey hey.....

[Ratti]

I have fond memories involving a bottle of Bailies Irish cream and melted chocolate....

Can't stand sugary stuff myself, but he had a sweet tooth - and tongue :bleh:

LOL those brown and white sheets Drift was talking about would have come in handy that afternoon.

There's a lot to be said for older men who are over themselves and willing to play :blip:

[MSTRS]

There's a lot to be said ...

Women...always got a lot to say. Even when they have their mouths full.
:sweatdrop:whistle:

[Fatt Max]

I have very fond memories of an evening with Bayleys and Cointreau over a heap of ice. The drink is called an orgasm.....I'll leave the rest to you I suppose...

Oh, didnt bother with sheets, best enjoyed in a spa pool at midnight in Raro......oohhh I say...!!

[CookMySock]

I didn't think alcohol went well with indoor bungy. A racehorse or two, for sure.

Steve

[cc rider]

A fantastc post....

There really is nothing more erotic, more sexy, more downright pornographic than a woman giving a taco a bit of 'Ali Mau' action....Oh Max, I'm only going to disappoint you my sweet.... I swing the other way...






I'm a vegi :bleh:

[nudemetalz]

I'll let ya know what 40 is like in 12 days time ... ;)

[Fatt Max]

Oh Max, I'm only going to disappoint you my sweet.... I swing the other way...






I'm a vegi :bleh:

Great......

Dont get me started on what you can do with the tickly flowery bits on the end of a bunch of celery........

And as for eggplant, well, bite down on something, I'm going in..........

[golfmade]

If you're bald don't need to worry about getting a hair cut, that's a virtue ain't it?

[cc rider]

True, being all soft & silky smooth is rather nice.... :p :bleh: I'm sure being bald is has it's advantages too :D

[Fatt Max]

True, being all soft & silky smooth is rather nice.... :p :bleh: I'm sure being bald is has it's advantages too :D

Yes it has many.

My favourite is that it saves time and money in selecting an amusing costume for a fancy dress party. Simply buy a cheap polo neck sweater and go as a willy.

Cheaper still, turn up in nothing but your Y fronts. When asked "What are you?" simply reply "a premature ejaculation, I've come in my pants"

[cc rider]

Great......

Dont get me started on what you can do with the tickly flowery bits on the end of a bunch of celery........

And as for eggplant, well, bite down on something, I'm going in..........Oh, butt if I'm biting down, how are you going in.... Is you a illusionist Max, cause I'm sure you'll need mirrors for this

A good veging is nothing without a squirt of dressing... do you prefer home made??
Nothing more annoying then having a mouthful stick in your throat due to lack of tasty topping.

It's refreshing to know that 40+ men are taking an active interest in what's good for them & thier girls

[Fatt Max]

Oh, butt if I'm biting down, how are you going in.... Is you a illusionist Max, cause I'm sure you'll need mirrors for this

A good veging is nothing without a squirt of dressing... do you prefer home made??
Nothing more annoying then having a mouthful stick in your throat due to lack of tasty topping.

It's refreshing to know that 40+ men are taking an active interest in what's good for them & thier girls

Hey, I know you.....you're that lady on the food channel with the big knockers.........can you say you are even if you're not........go on, ah go on......eh eh......

[cc rider]

I'll let ya know what 40 is like in 12 days time ... ;)Actually nude, we'd prefer to hear from your missus, what a 40 yo is like :blip:

[cc rider]

Hey, I know you.....you're that lady on the food channel with the big knockers.........can you say you are even if you're not........go on, ah go on......eh eh......Yeah, you got me Max (grabs remote.. flicks stations... where that friggen food channel .grrr!)

[Fatt Max]

Actually nude, we'd prefer to hear from your missus, what a 40 yo is like :blip:

She told me I was fucking amazing.......oops, sorry......

[Skyryder]

Yes it has many.

My favourite is that it saves time and money in selecting an amusing costume for a fancy dress party. Simply buy a cheap polo neck sweater and go as a willy.

Cheaper still, turn up in nothing but your Y fronts. When asked "What are you?" simply reply "a premature ejaculation, I've come in my pants"

Of which reminds me of a mime artist doing an impression of a knee trembler. Loosely translated as a 'panta panta panta panta ' mime.


Skyyrder

[nudemetalz]

She told me I was fucking amazing.......oops, sorry......

Actually she said you were lousy and that you faked your orgasm !!
:whistle::bleh::killingme

[Fatt Max]

Actually she said you were lousy and that you faked your orgasm !!
:whistle::bleh::killingme

Oh yeah.......still, a faker is a faker..........

[cc rider]

Actually nude, we'd prefer to hear from your missus, what a 40 yo is like :blip:


She told me I was fucking amazing.......oops, sorry......yeah, but she told me that first... hehe

and we never faked it Rah! :woohoo: Rah!

[Fatt Max]

yeah, but she told me that first... hehe

and we never faked it Rah! :woohoo: Rah!

Dont suppose the event is on YouTube just yet.....

[cc rider]

depends on when nude has finished editing


(apologies to nudes lovely missus... we have no shame... well Max doesn't :dodge:)

[nudemetalz]

My Wifey who just had a baby is actually a closet lesbian?? Cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cc rider]

My Wifey who just had a baby is actually a closet lesbian?? Cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bet she looks hotter now then she ever did :blip:

how's buby going nude? Perhaps more pics soon :)



hi kitten :wavey:

[Foxzee]

Actually she said you were lousy and that you faked your orgasm !!
:whistle::bleh::killingme

The pie was going bloody cold that's why..........remember it's FM here...only give him one piece of meat at a time to think about......rofl:

[nudemetalz]

bet she looks hotter now then she ever did :blip:

how's buby going nude? Perhaps more pics soon :)



hi kitten :wavey:

How's this one, taken Sunday night..

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Sorry, hi-jacking the 40+ thread..

[cc rider]

Yeah & you may have to wipe his chin inbetween bites too

[crazyhorse]

How's this one, taken Sunday night..


Sorry, hi-jacking the 40+ thread..

Hes so adorable..............you just wanna cuddle him :) {me too, for interrupting the thread... once a mummy, always a mummy :lol:}

[Foxzee]

Hey CC.....fellow kitten

Are you referring to somebody with your 40+ men are simply scrumptious.....LOL:).........

I have noticed that a certain toy has not been around of late...maybe Aunty has him locked away....:)

[cc rider]

Nude, Caleb is such a cutie, I hear he looks like his mum hehe!
Thank you hun, no highjacked... highlighted

I see by the foot action, he's either going to be a dirtbiker or ride a cruiser, maybe even a Harley :rofl:

[nudemetalz]

ooiii !!!
Italian motorcycle rider, no-less...preferably the pushrod ones !!!

[Foxzee]

He is soooooo cute...........well done Nudez and Mrs Nudez...and don't stop hijacking thread with pics like that:)

Awww just makes me want to have more.............

[cc rider]

:dodge: was waiting for that

damn, cs is going to kill me too :dodge: :whistle:

maybe a bevel haha!

damn, I want a duc :(

[nudemetalz]

Thanks..

As a nearly 40+ male (keeping on the thread here ;) ) I feel it is my duty to share another picture to satisfy the lovely ladies on here's needs :)
(he turned a week old today)

"everybody's Kung-Fu fighting...."


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[cc rider]

Ok, we need more virtues men

[cc rider]

Thanks..

As a nearly 40+ male (keeping on the thread here ;) ) I feel it is my duty to share another picture to satisfy the lovely ladies on here's needs :)

"everybody's Kung-Fu fighting...."Your commitment to satisfying the ladies is duly noted & will be rewarded in kind. (by your own lovely lady :hug:)

I'm thinking drummer in the school band

[Foxzee]

:dodge: was waiting for that

damn, cs is going to kill me too :dodge: :whistle:

maybe a bevel haha!

damn, I want a duc :(

Who is cs hun and why would she kill ya........or have I got the complete wrong end of the stick again....LMAO

Well do share kitten.......I'm a really good matchmaker...........????????????????:)

[Foxzee]

Thanks..

As a nearly 40+ male (keeping on the thread here ;) ) I feel it is my duty to share another picture to satisfy the lovely ladies on here's needs :)
(he turned a week old today)

"everybody's Kung-Fu fighting...."


<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/?action=view&current=Calebkungfu.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/turbo_NZ/Calebkungfu.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Keep them coming.....going clucky

[allycatz]

Seriously cute wee man, well done!

[cc rider]

Ok, so as an 'approaching' 40+ man, nude, what do you feel about it.. being 40?
Does it worry you or are you just too happy with the bliss of your new family, to bother about any labels?

Go with the 2nd choice ;)

[Ratti]

Hey CC.....fellow kitten

Are you referring to somebody with your 40+ men are simply scrumptious.....LOL:).........

I have noticed that a certain toy has not been around of late...maybe Aunty has him locked away....:)

Not me Kitten. ToyBoy has been keeping a low profile tho. Perhaps he's found a nice young thing to entertain him. Probably one who doesnt expect him to do her housework first!

[nudemetalz]

Well I love the fact that I'm started a family at 40. Done a lot of the things I've wanted to do,...fairly sensible (I use fairly) and in the right place to be able to do it.

Turning 40 used to scare me, but not at all now. Age is only a state of mind.


(and another...Nudey & Caleb)

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[Fatt Max]

Probably one who doesnt expect him to do her housework first!

now where is the fun in that.....

Been known to vaccum in the nude, drives herself to distraction........cant go into Godfrey's again though, prudish bastards......

I love doing the housework, the rewards can be......welll........sticky I suppose

[Foxzee]

Not me Kitten. ToyBoy has been keeping a low profile tho. Perhaps he's found a nice young thing to entertain him. Probably one who doesnt expect him to do her housework first!

Ok if you don't have him and I don't ................CC where the hell have you got him.....

You sly kitten...........

ps: even if you don't just make up stories that you do...............:)

[Fatt Max]

Well I love the fact that I'm started a family at 40. Done a lot of the things I've wanted to do,...fairly sensible (I use fairly) and in the right place to be able to do it.

Turning 40 used to scare me, but not at all now. Age is only a state of mind.

And that, my mate, is the post of the fucking year, good onya.

I have an album coming out this year, a few gigs planned, a book being (hopefully) published and am getting involved with protests again after 25 fecking years. 40+ means you are alive mate, survived the materialistic mind set of your 20's and the kicks in the nuts you get in your 30's. You're hitting 40 with a fantastic family and a great attitude to life.

Honestly mate, people like you make this great world even better, grab it, have it, love it

good on ya and love from the Fatt family to yours.....

[cc rider]

Who is cs hun and why would she kill ya........or have I got the complete wrong end of the stick again....LMAO

Well do share kitten.......I'm a really good matchmaker...........????????????????:)"You're terrible Muriel" No, you dag, cs is an italian owner and MALE.

Yes put down the stick before you hurt yourself, kitten :laugh:

Oh, no. No matchmaking for me.:nono: :nya:

[Foxzee]

now where is the fun in that.....

Been known to vaccum in the nude, drives herself to distraction........cant go into Godfrey's again though, prudish bastards......

I love doing the housework, the rewards can be......welll........sticky I suppose

hahaha...you got a very SUCKY vac then FM....

[nudemetalz]

Cheers FM !!!!
:)

[Foxzee]

"You're terrible Muriel" No, you dag, cs is an italian owner and MALE.

Yes put down the stick before you hurt yourself, kitten :laugh:

Oh, no. No matchmaking for me.:nono: :nya:

DUH!!!!!...I've done it again...oh I'm with you now I fink..........ok puttin the stick away till I have the right end...........:)

[cc rider]

Well I love the fact that I'm started a family at 40. Turning 40 used to scare me, but not at all now. Age is only a state of mind.:hug: :hug: You will always be an awesome 40+ man to us Nudey. (even 12 days before)

And that, my mate, is the post of the fucking year, good onya.

You're hitting 40 with a fantastic family and a great attitude to life.

Honestly mate, people like you make this great world even better, grab it, have it, love it

good on ya and love from the Fatt family to yours.....From all the Bad Kitten Club :grouphug:

Max, you have said quite eloquently what we all think .

[Foxzee]

:hug: :hug: You will always be an awesome 40+ man to us Nudey. (even 12 days before)
From all the Bad Kitten Club :grouphug:

Max, you have said quite eloquently what we all think .

What she said Nudez ....well done.....on everything.....:)

Luffs again from the BKC

[nudemetalz]

Max has an excellent way of putting things.

[cc rider]

He does indeed. Also a fine trait... for any man :niceone:

[Ratti]

Off topic, but since the Kittens are hanging out here today....
price for T's is prohibitive to say the least. Methinks me shall have to pull finger and add scrennprinting to my list of skills.
What I can do tho is email the file to your private address and you can take it or a printed copy ( it fits onto A4 paper ) to a heatsetter and get them to do an iron-on transfer onto a shirt for you. Its what Im going to do anyway. pm me with your addy and I'll flick it off to you.

Found a secondhand, grotty brown Tshirt yesterday...am intending to drip dye stripper onto it to make it patchy cream and brown....then off to Queensgate mall to the stall there that does heatsetting.

[Fatt Max]

Off topic, but since the Kittens are hanging out here today....
price for T's is prohibitive to say the least.

Why bother with T shirts...in fact any kind of top I say.......ooeeerrrrr

[allycatz]

Why bother with T shirts...in fact any kind of top I say.......ooeeerrrrr
Can go without the t-shirt but still need a bra....boobies kinda bounce up to meet me when we go over bumps on the road

[Fatt Max]

Can go without the t-shirt but still need a bra....boobies kinda bounce up to meet me when we go over bumps on the road

Tell me about it, I'm a fat bastard, remember.......

[allycatz]

Tell me about it, I'm a fat bastard, remember.......

You have moobies???:eek5:

[Fatt Max]

You have moobies???:eek5:

Put it this way, Dolly Parton refuses to stand next to me anymore.....sort of puts her off her stride.....

[allycatz]

Put it this way, Dolly Parton refuses to stand next to me anymore.....sort of puts her off her stride.....

I always had a flat chest, now they just getting bigger the older I get.....I appear to be turning into my mother

[Fatt Max]

I always had a flat chest, now they just getting bigger the older I get.....I appear to be turning into my mother

OOOoooohhhhhhhhh...................

[Ratti]

yeah, Iknow how that one goes Alley...far out I remember a few years ago realising my arse was starting to resemble my mothers....eeek.

as for the no T shirt thing...it's simple FM. My chest is to big to fit under the heat press so it's easier to get it on a shirt and wear that.

You want a copy of the file Alley? FM and cc already have theirs

[Foxzee]

yeah, Iknow how that one goes Alley...far out I remember a few years ago realising my arse was starting to resemble my mothers....eeek.

as for the no T shirt thing...it's simple FM. My chest is to big to fit under the heat press so it's easier to get it on a shirt and wear that.

You want a copy of the file Alley? FM and cc already have theirs

ooooo send on to me....I'll pm you now Aunty:)

[nudemetalz]

Can go without the t-shirt but still need a bra....boobies kinda bounce up to meet me when we go over bumps on the road

Some of us (nearly) 40+ guys like that look of bouncing !!!!

[Genie]

Ok if you don't have him and I don't ................CC where the hell have you got him.....

You sly kitten...........

ps: even if you don't just make up stories that you do...............:)

found him...hiding under my bed

[Genie]

Some of us (nearly) 40+ guys like that look of bouncing !!!!

some of us perfer the term "jiggling"....

[nudemetalz]

jiggling...and a little cold.... heh heh heh ;)

[Genie]

oooh yeah, that's what I have been informed. Apparently it causes all the blood in the body to rush in one direction!!!!!

[MSTRS]

some of us perfer the term "jiggling"....

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[Coldrider]

I thought the difference in terminology, bouncing or jiggling denoted size.

[MSTRS]

I thought the difference in terminology, bouncing or jiggling denoted size.

I reckon it has more to do with the bump...you know...a speed hump makes 'em bounce...a cattle stop makes 'em jiggle.

[Ratti]

found him...hiding under my bed

Worn out or just scared? When you're done can I have him next? Found a pot today that had veges from saturday nights dinner still in it...I need him to do my housework.

[Ratti]

Heck, mine definatly bounce, bloody hurts to.

[Fatt Max]

Heck, mine definatly bounce, bloody hurts to.

Feel for you there sister.......

[Foxzee]

found him...hiding under my bed

Far out Drifter gets around....hope you gave him a good workout...can't have him getting that flabby 40+ look..............:)

[Foxzee]

oooh yeah, that's what I have been informed. Apparently it causes all the blood in the body to rush in one direction!!!!!


Let's hope if FM tries this he's the right way up...........*hehehe*

[Edbear]

Put it this way, Dolly Parton refuses to stand next to me anymore.....sort of puts her off her stride.....

My wife is jealous, she reckons mine a re bigger than hers! Not true of course and, of course, hers look far nicer than mine!


some of us perfer the term "jiggling"....

Some of us prefer them any way at all....

[Fatt Max]

My wife is jealous, she reckons mine a re bigger than hers! Not true of course and, of course, hers look far nicer than mine!..

Yeah mate, 100% agree, the last time I saw 'em.....oops.....

[Ratti]

Occurs to me that older chaps are easier to catch cos they cant run as fast.

[Foxzee]

Occurs to me that older chaps are easier to catch cos they cant run as fast.

No but the old buggers unfortunately can still ride quick............

[MSTRS]

Occurs to me that older chaps are easier to catch cos they cant run as fast.

Did it not occur to you that 'we' want to be caught...

[Pussy]

Did it not occur to you that 'we' want to be caught...

" Where are you hiding?"

" Not telling!"

"When I find you, I'm going to severely ravish you!"

"I'm in the wardrobe down the hallway...."

[Swoop]

"I'm in the wardrobe down the hallway...."
"Wardrobe" is another name for a "closet"...
You're not coming out of one, by chance?:thud:








Never know with suzuki riders these days...:rofl:

[Pussy]

"Wardrobe" is another name for a "closet"...
You're not coming out of one, by chance?:thud:








Never know with suzuki riders these days...:rofl:

Another dodgy meatbomb, huh?
Us pilots a straight..... sorry, Swoop! :)

[Ratti]

No but the old buggers unfortunately can still ride quick............
True..but not if you take their keys

[allycatz]

True..but not if you take their keys

and assuming they remember where they put them

[Ratti]

lol...er- quite right Ally.

so where did you put your keys today Kitten? I keep losing mine. in spite of this fool proof system I devised for keeping track of them. Must be that Im not a fool and thats why its not working?

[allycatz]

No probs with the car keys but Im renown for losing keys at work somewhere in the retirement Village and having to backtrack round Villas to find them again...mind you I do remember an occaision a few years back when a certain wee slag at the pub put my exs car keys into her handbag not realising he and I had got back together....closest Ive ever come to giving another female a black eye...and the reunion was fairly short lived as well lol!

[nudemetalz]

Well I've been 40 for just over a week now. Don't feel any different...apart from everyone telling me I'm an old bastard now !!

[Ratti]

We could probably help you feel old if you need assisitance?

Not really, I didnt either. I think it has snuck up on me tho. How's your dear wee man doing? grown out of his first guzzi yet? T shirt that is.

[nudemetalz]

I do notice pushing that Guzzi in and out of the garage seems to be getting a little more difficult these days......

Caleb is doing fine, getting bigger by the day....going through nappies like they're going out of fashion !!
Might have to make him a new Guzzi T soon though !!

[allycatz]

Well Im clinging on to the last few months of me 40's.....50 soon arrgh!!!!

[Blackbird]

Well I've been 40 for just over a week now. Don't feel any different...apart from everyone telling me I'm an old bastard now !!

Mrs B still reckons that it's like living with a 5 year old despite me having reached 62. I don't feel much different from when I was (much) younger, except that my joints creak a bit on occasions and tolerance of boy racers and the like is about zero!