Valentines Day

[crazyhorse]

Tell us what you guys/gals do for :heart: Valentines Day :heart:

1. Do you go out of your way to do something special,
2. just show your loved one they are special to you in an inexpensive way
3. or forget the day exists,

Just wondered what KB'ers think about it :confused:
[just for laughs, thats all]:rofl:

[one fast tl1ooo]

No 3

am i gonna die

[Stirts]

Valentines day .... commercial farken hype that puts pressure on you to find the perfect card, and the perfect gift, . . . Isn't there enough pressure in relationships without having to live up to some romantic ideal on Valentine's Day?

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.

[Str8 Jacket]

Umm, when is Valentines Day BTW? I would like to get my cat something nice....

[Stirts]

Umm, when is Valentines Day BTW? I would like to get my cat something nice....

Pussies love toys!

[crazyhorse]

Umm, when is Valentines Day BTW? I would like to get my cat something nice....

My puddy tat aint getting nothing from me - after the little shite bit me yesterday, and for no reason at all. But its this Sunday...... And its gonna be inexpensive for me too! :laugh: :rofl: [and I won't be giving a bj either!]

[Str8 Jacket]

But its this Sunday......

Awesome, me and my man can go for a ride. ;)

Giggidy giggidy!! :yeah: :yeah:

[mashman]

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.

that pretty much sums it up for me. Get a card, write a dirty verse and if i remember a bunch of flowers to prove that i'm not the completely crass insensitive arse that she sees the other 364 days of the year!

[slofox]

Valentines day .... commercial farken hype that puts pressure on you to find the perfect card, and the perfect gift, . . . Isn't there enough pressure in relationships without having to live up to some romantic ideal on Valentine's Day?



Wot she said...blardy commercial crap. And given the fact that I have to sell my friggin' house, herself can go buy her own friggin present...

[crazyhorse]

Wot she said...blardy commercial crap. And given the fact that I have to sell my friggin' house, herself can go buy her own friggin present...

Ouch :weep:

[Str8 Jacket]

Wot she said...blardy commercial crap. And given the fact that I have to sell my friggin' house, herself can go buy her own friggin present...


Ouch :weep:

Come on, you know you agree with him!!

My man and I dont buy birthday or Xmas pressies for each other either. Why waste your money on crap when you can save the $$ and go racing instead!! :)

[jim.cox]

Just wondered what KB'ers think about it


Yet more crass bullshit American commercialism - doesn't belong here...

[Maha]

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[crazyhorse]

Come on, you know you agree with him!!

My man and I dont buy birthday or Xmas pressies for each other either. Why waste your money on crap when you can save the $$ and go racing instead!! :)
Yeah, but he wasn't really talking about Valentines day... he has deep shit going on in his life.

Hey, I agree, it is bullshit, but interesting to know what some might do. My son's girlfriend wants him to buy a black rose - I told him to pack a picnic....... More fun in that :innocent:

[jim.cox]

My son's girlfriend wants him to buy a black rose

"Say It With Flowers - Give Her A Triffid" :)

[Stirts]

My son's girlfriend wants him to buy a black rose

Well that will save him a shitload of money, I am sure they only charge him the "off peak" rate for a dead rose!

[Foxzee]

Well I ain't gunna get shite cos I don't have a man...and the men I do know won't even know what Valentines Day is or let alone what a rose is until it pricks them.....LOL:)

[crazyhorse]

Well that will save him a shitload of money, I am sure they only charge him the "off peak" rate for a dead rose!

ha ha ha - we told him to go to Cornwall Park, pinch a rose, and spray paint it black :rofl:

[crazyhorse]

"Say It With Flowers - Give Her A Triffid" :)

:rofl: :rofl: - Yeah, that'll do it :sunny:

[EJK]

Cricket

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[Reido]

Got her a cute little heart necklace and gonna take her (on the bike) to have a takeaways picnic on the beach :love:
or something ;)

[Laxi]

14th is my birthday so I dont need to do crap for it:woohoo:
EDIT: 13th is anniversary and same applys:pinch:

[Love my Bonnie]

I love vanentines day, coz my birthday is the next day.
I get to buy myself 2 presents.
Yesterday, I got myself a new front tyre for Valentines day
& for my birthday, I'm taking myself to Paeroa next weekend

God, I'm so good to me LOL

[Edbear]

Come on, you know you agree with him!!

My man and I dont buy birthday or Xmas pressies for each other either. Why waste your money on crap when you can save the $$ and go racing instead!! :)

Here too. I don't like being told when to buy gifts and what to buy. Can't blame commerce for trying though. Last anniversary we decided to go into Whitcouls, pick a card for each other, read them and put them back... ;)

[crazyhorse]

Last anniversary we decided to go into Whitcouls, pick a card for each other, read them and put them back... ;)

:rofl: What a fantastic idea.... I love it :)

[crazyhorse]

That Valentines Day, all she wanted to hear him say was 'I love you'
All he wanted to hear was his balls slapping against her arse :rofl:

[one fast tl1ooo]

That Valentines Day, all i wanted to do was to go 4wding. O wait i am... :lol:

[Edbear]

That Valentines Day, all i wanted to do was to go 4wding. O wait i am... :lol:

Yeah, well I think one of your previous posts blew your chances at doing much else... :whistle:

[Brownbikerbabe]

ROFL What a romantic bunch!

[one fast tl1ooo]

Yeah, well I think one of your previous posts blew your chances at doing much else... :whistle:

You think so.

[crazyhorse]

That Valentines Day, all i wanted to do was to go 4wding. O wait i am... :lol:
And your problem is?

[Edbear]

You think so.

:pinch:....

[one fast tl1ooo]

Mmmmmmmmmmm no problem. :sweatdrop :sweatdrop :sweatdrop :sweatdrop

[Str8 Jacket]

ROFL What a romantic bunch!

Hey! You don't need romance when you have a bike!! :)

[jim.cox]

You don't need romance when you have a bike!!

And you're still allowed lust :)

[slofox]

Well I ain't gunna get shite cos I don't have a man...and the men I do know won't even know what Valentines Day is or let alone what a rose is until it pricks them.....LOL:)

Awwwwwww.......here ya go then...

[Foxzee]

Awwwwwww.......here ya go then...

Awwwwww....thanks slofox......huggies :)

[kwaka_crasher]

Definitely none of that crap. I don't need a specific day set aside for me to let my wife know I love her. I do that every day.

Fuck all the commercial bullshit - Christmas, Easter, Valentines Day, New Years Eve etc. I'll leave that for the hoi polloi.


My puddy tat aint getting nothing from me - after the little shite bit me yesterday, and for no reason at all.

But that's the best time to do it- when you're not expecting it. Despite naming a cat "Mittens" or "Fluffy" they're still wild animals you know.

I've actually trained mine to attack. She likes to surprise me with full on leg attacks from beneath the bushes as I walk past. Fucking cool cat. Not so cool when I'm in shorts but.

[Grubber]

I love vanentines day, coz my birthday is the next day.
I get to buy myself 2 presents.
Yesterday, I got myself a new front tyre for Valentines day
& for my birthday, I'm taking myself to Paeroa next weekend

God, I'm so good to me LOL

Awesome... yea i spend a lot of time shouting myself trips here and there. Figure we just deserve it sometimes.
I even allow myself to sit quietly sucking on a couple of cold ones while watching my daughter wash my bike too!
Shit i am so good to her....must adjust board accordingly.

[YellowDog]

Dirty underwear is mutually beneficial.
(not that kind of dirty)

[davebullet]

If you are cash strapped, you can nick some flowers (council flowerbeds are helpful here) and make her breakfast in bed or a nice home cooked dinner with a few candles on the table. Then get her liquored and have your fun later. :buggerd:

[tigertim20]

Ill be buying her nothing, and if she complains, Ill go buy her a dildo so she can go fuck herself

[crazyhorse]

Ill be buying her nothing, and if she complains, Ill go buy her a dildo so she can go fuck herself

Maybe she wants the dildo and fuck her self too

[p.dath]

Ill be buying her nothing, and if she complains, Ill go buy her a dildo so she can go fuck herself

So your getting her everything she wants then huh :). That might make her next birthday tricky.

[one fast tl1ooo]

Ill be buying her nothing, and if she complains, Ill go buy her a dildo so she can go fuck herself

:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

[crazyhorse]

So your getting her everything she wants then huh :). That might make her next birthday tricky.

No, thats when you buy her the pole too :laugh:

[p.dath]

No, thats when you buy her the pole too :laugh:

Wow, just had a brain flash.

How about a pole with a built in dildo?

[crazyhorse]

Wow, just had a brain flash.

How about a pole with a built in dildo?

Now you sound a bit strange.......... ;)

[MIXONE]

Wow, just had a brain flash.

How about a pole with a built in dildo?

You know that no hands hanging upside down on the pole thing that some strippers do?
With a dildo pole it could be no hands and no legs...

[p.dath]

You know that no hands hanging upside down on the pole thing that some strippers do?
With a dildo pole it could be no hands and no legs...

Now that would be muscle control!

[Fatt Max]

A good, hard, filthy root costs nothing and means more than some poxy card or a crap pressie....and all girls love a good, hard, filthy root....

[Subike]

I thought Valentines Day was for secret lovers, to send a message to that other person you really want to be with but they dont know.
And to recieve love notes from a person who love you that you dont know about.
A time for sending a gift to that married man/woman
The handsome boss at your work
the sexy receptionist in the ofice you deliver parcels too.
A time to express your secret love towards another.
Not this comercial crap that we see today, and it is manipulated by retailers to include people who already know each other.
hell thats just greed buy the rich pigs wanting to steal more of your money

[phred]

Me and my darlin going for a ride together with a nice lunch somewheres.

[AllanB]

We usually don't do anything for it. Having said that I've been a grumpy shit this week (so I've been told) so I got MrsB a box of chocs for tomorrow.

Mind you she will be lucky to get half of them once the kids see them!

I like the above ride and lunch idea.

[crazyhorse]

I thought Valentines Day was for secret lovers, to send a message to that other person you really want to be with but they dont know.
And to recieve love notes from a person who love you that you dont know about.
A time for sending a gift to that married man/woman
The handsome boss at your work
the sexy receptionist in the ofice you deliver parcels too.
A time to express your secret love towards another.
Not this comercial crap that we see today, and it is manipulated by retailers to include people who already know each other.
hell thats just greed buy the rich pigs wanting to steal more of your money

Its anything you want it to be ............if you find someone who you wanna send that secret message to, fine, if you don't, then your loved one is the one to express your love to - but hey, its all a bit of fun :heart:

[steve_t]

My missus told me today that even though she'd always ranted to me about how she hates cliches like flowers or chocolate, that she misses the fact that I used to get them for her :laugh: I told her that I knew the whole time that she was just like every other female but was saying crap about disliking cliches to try to display a sense of individuality. Of course, it's been cheaper for me to not buy those things so I wasn't going to say anything :laugh: And she admitted that I was correct, but she doesn't want anything for tomorrow anyway ;)

[ynot slow]

I grabbed a card,why?Romantic,yeah right.Why do people make a BIG thing about one friggin day,costs nothing to say "I love you"and can do that each day and mean it,that means more than any bloody crappy gift or flowers.People in a relationship that is all the woman wants,a simple love you with meaning.

[Ragingrob]

My girlfriend is overseas for this month and I just got a txt from her saying to check inside her helmet for my valentine's day gift (she left two weeks ago), now I can not wait for her to get back and put them on!!! :2thumbsup

I couldn't really think to do all that much, I've just organised a funny valentine's day "miss you" ecard thing with a message from me to get emailed to her tomorrow. Think it'll make her day for sure though!

[Little Miss Trouble]

Although I despise the commercialism of it I still couldn't help but smile at the flowers I recieved :)

[crazyhorse]

Its not about the commercialism at all, its about sharing something with the one you do love. And it does not need to involve money at all....

[crazyhorse]

My girlfriend is overseas for this month and I just got a txt from her saying to check inside her helmet for my valentine's day gift (she left two weeks ago), now I can not wait for her to get back and put them on!!! :2thumbsup

I couldn't really think to do all that much, I've just organised a funny valentine's day "miss you" ecard thing with a message from me to get emailed to her tomorrow. Think it'll make her day for sure though!

I sent an e-greeting. they are fun. sounds like you have a very sweet and sexy gf

[YellowDog]

A few years back I met the sister of an ex-girlfriend from the late 1970s. We had a great chat and I confessed that it was me who sent an annonimuous valentines card to her each year all those years ago. It wasn't because I fancied her, but it was because I knew her boyfriend was a complete tosser.

She was quite annoyed with me. She said that she always knew her boyfriend was a complete tosser but she shagged so many blokes to try and find out which one had been sending her the cards. There must have been a lot of shags as she said that 3 of them actually claimed to have been sending the cards that I sent.

We don't keep in touch :rofl:

[Okey Dokey]

I made homemade croissants this morning. We had cheese and bacon on them for a breakfast Valentine's Day treat. Yummy. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

[crazyhorse]

I made homemade croissants this morning. We had cheese and bacon on them for a breakfast Valentine's Day treat. Yummy. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

Yummmmmmmy. When my guests wake up, we're all off out for breakfast today, and I got my man a box of chocs (for us to share of course!)

[Okey Dokey]

Sounds great! Enjoy the choccies together.

[Love my Bonnie]

I got a present from a man I hadn't met before
Sound romantic??
Not bloody likely

bloody copper gave me a fucken speeding ticket!!!!!!

[crazyhorse]

Sounds great! Enjoy the choccies together.

Thanks - jolly thing says I have run out of rep!

[FROSTY]

I completely refuse to buy into the entire valentines day bullshit. I figure youv'e got much deeper issues than just a buncha flowers if you can fix a years neglect with a buncha flowers and some chocks

[crazyhorse]

http://www.funmunch.com/comments/holidays/valentines_day/valentines_day_comment_graphic_01.gif Happy valentines day to each and every one of you

[martybabe]

I took the bride to some thermal pools, a fizzing hot bubble bath, some very nice wine and sexy nibbles. Don't give a monkeys if it was valentines or not it was just an excuse to have a lovely intimate romantic frolic.

Apparently, the melting heart shaped chocolate delivered on the tip of a very eager throbbing man truncheon wasn't the most romantic gesture I could have come up with but I did score some points for some very deft chocolate/ Knob balancing.

Try giving some 'cockolate' Today, maybees you wont get slaped on the back of the head like me eh :laugh:

[Edbear]

I took the bride to some thermal pools, a fizzing hot bubble bath, some very nice wine and sexy nibbles. Don't give a monkeys if it was valentines or not it was just an excuse to have a lovely intimate romantic frolic.

Apparently, the melting heart shaped chocolate delivered on the tip of a very eager throbbing man truncheon wasn't the most romantic gesture I could have come up with but I did score some points for some very deft chocolate/ Knob balancing.

Try giving some 'cockolate' Today, maybees you wont get slaped on the back of the head like me eh :laugh:

You're lucky that's the only place you got slapped! :facepalm:

I said to my wife as I brought her breakfast in bed this morning, (As I do every morning...:shutup:), "Oh, it's Valentines day today". She said, "Oh, yes, it is.." and we carried on watching the Breakfast show...

[ynot slow]

I was about to be given a coffee in bed,alas had to have a Barium meal at horspital this morning and no food/drink for 6hrs beforhand.

Actually I don't need a day to remind me how much we mean to each other,to comercialised crap.Usually do the text greeting instead of card.

[steve_t]

I was about to be given a coffee in bed,alas had to have a Barium meal at horspital this morning and no food/drink for 6hrs beforhand.

Actually I don't need a day to remind me how much we mean to each other,to comercialised crap.Usually do the text greeting instead of card.

Barium meal? Imaging later today? Hope you're OK.
You'll just have to join with the rest of the young'uns and celebrate February 15 - "Steak and BJ Day" :innocent:

[Stirts]

I received an accidental text yesterday, it said:

Hi, be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx

Being Valentine's Day I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back:

Don't bother, I don't love you, you're a cunt & I have been shagging your brother.

I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came:

You ok mum?

[Swoop]

For fuck's sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.
The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her.






The wife said she's not wanting much for valentines day.
She said,"Just some chocolates and a few little surprises will do me."
Kinder Eggs it is then!:woohoo:





For Valentine's day i am following my wifes wishes. She wants something that will take her by suprise, make her never forget the day, a present that will give us both satisfaction and something that will make her rub her eyes in disbelief.


Pepperspray it is then.

[Mental Trousers]

A divorce is the only thing that I would ever get out of Valentines Day. The wife reckons the only reason I would buy into all that commercialized bullshit is if I'm feeling really guilty for something, and feeling that guilty that I have to do something on Valentines Day must mean I'm having an affair.

So left over take aways for dinner it is.

[Maha]

We have no left overs here so, we are going out for tea, my treat...:rockon:

(subways been open a year now)

[p.dath]

Were going for an evening ride to a deserted beach. Were packing a bag with a drink each, blanket and some towels (planning to go for an evening swim).

[slofox]

Were going for an evening ride to a deserted beach. Were packing a bag with a drink each, blanket and some towels (planning to go for an evening swim).

An evening swim...and..?

[Little Miss Trouble]

Oh how a year changes things, the guy who brought me flowers last year became obsessive-compulsively clingy very soon after, creepy bleh!

Much happier with my man who doesn't need a "holiday" to do something nice for me and makes me feel special every day :love:

[slofox]

Thought I had already posted this but can't see it any where...Try again.

Valentine's Day yesterday, so I asked the Mrs what she would like as a gift.

She went all thoughtful for a bit and then she said "Well...How about something shiny? Something that could get me from 0 to 150 in a couple of seconds...
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.
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So I bought her a set of scales.

We visit the lawyer tomorrow

[Stirts]

I hate the way everyone exploits Valentine's day by putting their prices up.
I just paid $100 for two Rohypnol.

[Maha]

I just paid $100 for two Rohypnol.

Love it when you talk dirty....:blink:

[Fatt Max]

As with every year, Valentines Day is at least 4 good blow jobs for me with champagne and strawberries.

The champagne and strawberries is to take the taste away.

I wonder what the missus is doing this year?

[Gone Burger]

oooo I got chocolates on Friday from an out of town client, and a card from an un-named kb member yesterday. Rock on - That saved me the hassle of sending one to myself again this year. Oh - and a sloppy kiss from my dog that was not so gratefully welcomed.

[Fatt Max]

oooo and a card from an un-named kb member yesterday. Rock on .

Oh so thats where it went. Dont suppose you could forward it to Katman for me could ya...?

[Gremlin]

I just paid $100 for two Rohypnol.
:lol: Come here, save yourself the cost of the drugs...

Can we still call it rape?

[Fatt Max]

I made homemade croissants this morning. We had cheese and bacon on them for a breakfast Valentine's Day treat. Yummy. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

Nah, its through his pants and on the end of the old giggle stick there....

[Stirts]

Can we still call it rape?

No means yes.....I mean yes means no :doh:

it's all very confusing really

[Gremlin]

No means yes.....I mean yes means no :doh:

it's all very confusing really
Not at all... all you need to remember is no means yes...

[crazyhorse]

Not at all... all you need to remember is no means yes...

no.... don't stop........................ means, yes... keep going :rofl: