Sex ed for women, circa 1960

[HenryDorsetCase]

So who is up for some of the "more unusual" practices?

and some great advice there....

[slofox]

Jeez...no wonder women's lib took off in the 70's...

[crazyhorse]

What a load of bollocks! :killingme He can dam well do as he pleases to himself :rofl: I will not rush the bathroom for HIM! and as for making myself beautiful for him - just look at my avatar ... it speaks for itself :whistle:

GO Womens LIB :woohoo:

[firefighter]

Hairy bra burning lesbians ruined a lot for the man of today........

[YellowDog]

"A small moan" :rofl:

The maoning is never small and certainly doesn't need encouragement.

[riffer]

For some reason my wife laughed uproariously when I read this to her.

[JellyBellyKelly]

he he he what a laugh!!!!!!!

[allycatz]

Sheesh the only thing it doesn't mention is pull up his jarmies when ya finished

[LBD]

What a load of bollocks! :killingme He can dam well do as he pleases to himself :rofl: I will not rush the bathroom for HIM! and as for making myself beautiful for him - just look at my avatar ... it speaks for itself :whistle:

GO Womens LIB :woohoo:

Hey...but its a 2 way street....she has desires too, and I keep clean shaven, fresh breath, and showered to reflect that two way mutual nature of our relationship....

[MIXONE]

Sheesh the only thing it doesn't mention is pull up his jarmies when ya finished

A girl after my own heart...

[crazyhorse]

Hey...but its a 2 way street....she has desires too, and I keep clean shaven, fresh breath, and showered to reflect that two way mutual nature of our relationship....

Shower together................saves more water.
They used to say this, but i am sure we tend to use more this way :laugh:

[crazyhorse]

Sheesh the only thing it doesn't mention is pull up his jarmies when ya finished


A girl after my own heart...

What? you were jammies :rofl: How unromantic :wari:

[MIXONE]

What? you were jammies :rofl: How unromantic :wari:

Yes but underneath them I'm always naked...

[crazyhorse]

Yes but underneath them I'm always naked...

oh la la..... night visions..........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Pussy]

So who is up for some of the "more unusual" practices?

and some great advice there....

All sounds pretty fair to me.....

[LBD]

Shower together................saves more water.
They used to say this, but i am sure we tend to use more this way :laugh:

Things get good and slippery in the shower.....including the floor, careful you dont loose your footing and break something....

[crazyhorse]

Things get good and slippery in the shower.....including the floor, careful you dont loose your footing and break something....

You mean to say something can break.....? :rofl:

[retro asian]

LOL, I'm gonna go get me some congress.....giggity giggity

[howdamnhard]

Ha,ha that is CLASSIC !

[cc rider]

Once upon a time in the land of "In your fucking dreams mate" there lived a delusional man.....

[Big Col]

Now what was wrong with that advice.LOL.

[sidecar bob]

Id like to know what "unusual practices" involved in the '60s'

[avgas]

Fuck I knew those vows were for something. I am getting fucking ripped off.

[Laava]

Once upon a time in the land of "In your fucking dreams mate" there lived a delusional man.....

Oi!!!! Cook me some eggs!

[Mom]

Oi!!!! Cook me some eggs!

Poached or scrambled? :kick:

[KiwiPhoenix]

"When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had"

This is where the fake orgasm comes from! :rofl:

[oldrider]

Works for me! :lol:

[cc rider]

Oi!!!! Cook me some eggs!Cook Em!!!! F%$5^7*K&$#@ B^#@!:?*&^%
Bloody ditch :spanking:


"When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had"

This is where the fake orgasm comes from! :rofl:No "Hi honey I'm home" is where that cums from. Bah! ha! ha! ha! ha!

[Morepower]

Once upon a time in the land of "In your fucking dreams mate" there lived a delusional man.....

Hey thats where I live !!! or so I get told from time to time :lol:

[Ronin]

Cook Em!!!! F%$5^7*K&$#@ B^#@!:?*&^%
Bloody ditch :spanking:

No "HI honey I'm home" is where that cums from. Bah! ha! ha! ha! ha!

Exit stage left... The pool boy...

[sidecar bob]

Exit stage left... The pool boy...

If shagging is "congress" how did politicians in the US end up being called Congressmen?

[ManDownUnder]

If shagging is "congress" how did politicians in the US end up being called Congressmen?


You need to ask? Try Googling the two words and see what comes up...

[ManDownUnder]

If shagging is "congress" how did politicians in the US end up being called Congressmen?


You need to ask? Try Googling the two words and see what comes up...

[Ronin]

'Cos with a Politician your always fucked.

[mazz1972]

An oldie....

The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF THE HOUSE.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after
dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director."

[cc rider]

Hey thats where I live !!! or so I get told from time to time :lol:Ah... would that be up the far end of Nofuckin Way


Exit stage left... The pool boy...You might have more luck as a banana boi then a cabana boi :shutup: :chase:

[Ronin]

Ah... would that be up the far end of Nofuckin Way

You might have more luck as a banana boi then a cabana boi :shutup: :chase:

Bananas are good for you and a part of a balanced diet :innocent:

[Laava]

So is fish skin good for you as the scales are essential in a balanced diet. Ba-doom tish!

[cc rider]

Bananas are good for you and a part of a balanced diet :innocent:Hmmm... True. Butt only when taken orally :shutup:

[cc rider]

So is fish skin good for you as the scales are essential in a balanced diet. Ba-doom tish!Nothing wrong with the skin, butt most people can't cum at swallowing the head. Va Va Va Voom!

[Ronin]

Hmmm... True. Butt only when taken orally :shutup:

Shouldn't you be in the kitchen? :yes:

[cc rider]

Shouldn't you be in the kitchen? :yes:Shouldn't you be giving your left hand a break :bleh:

[Ronin]

Shouldn't you be giving your left hand a break :bleh:

Allready typing one handed

[Laava]

Nothing wrong with the skin, butt most people can't cum at swallowing the head. Va Va Va Voom!

Not too much of an issue for me, I like a little head! Bahahahahahaha,ha!

[FJRider]

and some great advice there....

When does it become LAW ... :chase:

[cc rider]

Allready typing one handedClearly my education has been serverely lacking. With the correct seat though, I can use both hands to type :shifty:

[cc rider]

Not too much of an issue for me, I like a little head! Bahahahahahaha,ha!As do we all... as do we all..... tee hee hee

[EJK]

Porno killed the sex education class.

[cc rider]

Porno killed the sex education class.But in the other hand, it did increase the sale of raincoats & the consumption of popcorn

[Laava]

You lot, esp CC are having way too much fun with all this smutty inyourendo!

[cc rider]

You lot, esp CC are having way too much fun with all this smutty inyourendo!Yes butt Laava my sweet, if you're going to have sumpin inyourendo, then smutty would be the prefered foreplay...mat :innocent:

[Spazman727]

Those were the days. Too bad I wasnt born yet.