Insect knowledge

[Maha]

Do Blue Arsed Fly's really run around?
Or is that bullshit.
Come to think of it, I dont think I have ever seen a Blue Arsed Fly.
Do they even exist?

[peasea]

Do Blue Arsed Fly's really run around?
Or is that bullshit.
Come to think of it, I dont think I have ever seen a Blue Arsed Fly.
Do they even exist?

Erm, yes they do exist.

[Headbanger]

What about "All over the place like a crazy woman's shit?"

[peasea]

What about "All over the place like a crazy woman's shit?"

Not sure if this is female but is this what you're after?

http://www.assfrito.com/tag/shit-splatter/

[sinfull]

Fuck the black bastards !!!

Seen them walking all over me bike pukin and feeding off their dead mates so i hahahaha sprayed the bike in black flag !!

Now when i ride, not only is the last thing they see their arsehole but they get a head rush doin it !

[Maha]

Ok cool, why then, do they run around?
I Fly is called a fly because thats what it does, it Flies.
Why would one brand of fly go against the trend?

[Maha]

Fuck the black bastards !!!

Bill buddy, I think you'll find they are Blue......or is it just thier arse?.....:confused:

[sinfull]

Ok cool, why then, do they run around?
I Fly is called a fly because thats what it does, it Flies.
Why would one brand of fly go against the trend? Pull their bloody wings off and call em a walk ! Worst thing i done is agree to a mate bringing a calf round to chomp down my 3 ft lawns ! The friggin fly population has trebled grrr

If it weren't for the fact there are bees and wasps, id ride around with my visor up so i could bite the little fuckers !

[Big Dave]

The biggest Aussie bush Flies are blue and behave in an entirely erratic manner. Scuttling or airborne, they also appear capable of scratching their arse and their eyes simultaneously. Some of the King Blues weigh up to 4kg.

[sinfull]

Some of the King Blues weigh up to 4kg. Closes his visor !!!!

[Maha]

The biggest Aussie bush Flies are blue and behave in an entirely erratic manner. Scuttling or airborne, they also appear capable of scratching their arse and their eyes simultaneously. Some of the King Blues weigh up to 4kg.

Thats alot of germs flying in formation fur sure!

[AllanB]

Biker Fly .

[Pixie]

Ok cool, why then, do they run around?
I Fly is called a fly because thats what it does, it Flies.
Why would one brand of fly go against the trend?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

[Big Dave]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A 2nd year's gag.

[Usarka]

Stoned flies.

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[Big Dave]

You're the generation that gave us that 'birdman' cartoon stuff aren't you? Well I hope you're satisfied.

[Usarka]

You're the generation that gave us that 'birdman' cartoon stuff aren't you? Well I hope you're satisfied.

Very. Ahhhh (rubs belly).


Edit: that was made about 10 years ago.......

[Drunken Monkey]

You're the generation that gave us that 'birdman' cartoon stuff aren't you? Well I hope you're satisfied.

Birdman sucked, but Harvey Birdman - that's comedy...

[Big Dave]

You're getting comedy and travesty mixed up.

[MisterD]

Erm, yes they do exist.

Yep, what youse all call blow flies, us poms call bluebottles...

[peasea]

Yep, what youse all call blow flies, us poms call bluebottles...

I remember Bluebottle......... and Neddy Seagoon. (Not forgetting Moriaty.)
Fuck I'm old.

[oldrider]

The cartoon in post #15 said it all really!

Having a slow day up there Maha!

Bloody funny wee thread actually.

One of my favourite sayings that, "running around like a blue arsed fly". Very cool. :woohoo: Yep, very cool indeed!

[Maha]

The cartoon in post #15 said it all really!

Having a slow day up there Maha!

Bloody funny wee thread actually.


One of my favourite sayings that, "running around like a blue arsed fly". Very cool. :woohoo: Yep, very cool indeed!


Thats where the idea of this thread came from John, I heard some dude on the radio use that saying.

Now for my next thread, stay tuned, it should be more riverting than this.

[Big Dave]

Threaded rivets?

You send the apprentice to get them.

[Maha]

Threaded rivets?

You send the apprentice to get them.

Let me know when you get back.

[Big Dave]

Will do - while I'm out - how do you want your severance pay?

[Maha]

Um, even I have more money than a bull can shit!
Where is the logic in that saying?
Bulls cannot shit money.
They shit bullshit.

[Genie]

now listen here, there is no logic.

none what so ever. Its a dumb saying from long,long ago.....which was pretty much about the once upon a time

[Gareth51]

Just take one wing off if you want them to run around in circles.

[Maha]

now listen here, there is no logic.

none what so ever. Its a dumb saying from long,long ago.....which was pretty much about the once upon a time

Yeah when exactly was that?
Is that like a Jiffy?..an expression of time, ''back in a jiffy'' '' wait a sec'' etc?....all lies but people always go ''ok''.

[Genie]

like the other lie,

not a problem

[Maha]

Nuffins' neva a prob wif me.

[Genie]

spelling and grammer


yeah man, no probs, all sweet as

not, i'm pissed off and angry and have no time to fullfill your unreasonable request



ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, feeling better now, NOT

[Maha]

Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide?

Since when does a river have a tide?. it just goes out.

[nudemetalz]

When I first saw the title I thought it read : Incest knowledge...
hmm,...what can I share here....

[Shadows]

The biggest Aussie bush Flies are blue and behave in an entirely erratic manner. Scuttling or airborne, they also appear capable of scratching their arse and their eyes simultaneously. Some of the King Blues weigh up to 4kg.

Reminds me of a guinea pig discussion on here a while back. Those fuckers can get pretty big too.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/45997-Guinea-pigs-in-the-wild? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/45997-Guinea-pigs-in-the-wild)

[pete376403]

Um, even I have more money than a bull can shit!
Where is the logic in that saying?
Bulls cannot shit money.
They shit bullshit.
The phrase is "...more money than a bulls GOT shit" . Makes perfect sense

[pete376403]

Dont cross the river if you cant swim the tide?

Since when does a river have a tide?. it just goes out.
Lots of rivers experience tides, eg: http://www.severn-bore.co.uk/

Lots of these old cliches are based on facts

[Maha]

The phrase is "...more money than a bulls GOT shit" . Makes perfect sense

Then why does everyone use the word CAN then instead of GOT? in fact, when the word is said it sounds like KIN as in ....
.....a bull kin shit. thats why I always thought it was CAN not GOT......if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

Lots of rivers experience tides, eg: http://www.severn-bore.co.uk/

Lots of these old cliches are based on facts

Bugger off with your perfect world crap will ya?, ya spoiling a good thread.........:shifty:



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