Mizone Hypotonic - WTF?

[Usarka]

Hypo: Deficient, less than normal.
Tonic: Restorative, curative.

[SMOKEU]

Hypo: Deficient, less than normal.
Tonic: Restorative, curative.

It's just another bullshit marketing scam selling diluted soft drink without the fizz for exorbitant sums of currency.

[Usarka]

By calling it a deficient restorative cure.

Stupid marketing fuckers (in general - so don't get all defamatory you sugar pimps) wouldn't know a scab if it fell into their felch straw.

[Hitcher]

Hypo: Deficient, less than normal.
Tonic: Restorative, curative.

It's marketing speak for soft drink. Or bullshit. I never can remember which.

[Lilly2w]

It's marketing speak for soft drink. Or bullshit. I never can remember which.

here's something to wet your whistle with!
http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_peecola.jpg

[steve_t]

Yeah, it's not tonic in the way you've written. It just means it's more watered down than say Powerade which is 'isotonic'.

I've always laughed at

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pocari_Sweat_(Otsuka_Pharmaceutical).jpg

[pc220]

Hypotonic. Guess it has a catchy ring to it.

[AllanB]

I've read that it helps you to masturbate much longer if you sip a bottle of it during the act. And of course after one has finished, the restorative properties of the drink allow you to quickly start again. Pictures soon.

I believe that quite a few KB members drink this while on line ..........

[Lilly2w]

I think most would prefer a cold beer, such as this..

http://extra.listverse.com/amazon/unfortunateproducts/vergina.jpg

[98tls]

I've read that it helps you to masturbate much longer if you sip a bottle of it during the act. And of course after one has finished, the restorative properties of the drink allow you to quickly start again. Pictures soon.

I believe that quite a few KB members drink this while on line ..........

Possibly easier to simply use the bottle for the act therefore saving yourself the restorative process.