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Suney
10th May 2005, 14:02
A few weeks ago I was knocked off my bike by a lady who cut into my lane, yeah I don't care about that but preferred if it didn't happen.
But I'm really annoyed at what one of my friends said, hes all anti bike and reckon they shouldn't be on the road..etc
He didn't say it to my face but said it to all my other friends, he laughed when I fell of my bike and said it was bound to happen and I deserved it for riding a bike, he also implied that he would still feel the same way if I crashed and died from a motorbike accident.
Now I'm not really a sympathy seeker but do you guys agree is a ****witt for saying things like that. I put it down to him being an ignorant american :wait: :wait:

That's my rant for the day :mad:

Biff
10th May 2005, 14:08
You call that a "friend". Shit - I'd hate to meet your enemies.

Sutage
10th May 2005, 14:09
nice 'friend'

scumdog
10th May 2005, 14:10
A few weeks ago I was knocked off my bike by a lady who cut into my lane, yeah I don't care about that but preferred if it didn't happen.
But I'm really annoyed at what one of my friends said, hes all anti bike and reckon they shouldn't be on the road..etc
He didn't say it to my face but said it to all my other friends, he laughed when I fell of my bike and said it was bound to happen and I deserved it for riding a bike, he also implied that he would still feel the same way if I crashed and died from a motorbike accident.
Now I'm not really a sympathy seeker but do you guys agree is a ****witt for saying things like that. I put it down to him being an ignorant american :wait: :wait:

That's my rant for the day :mad:

Why do you still call him a friend??
And easy on the 'ignorant American' he's just ignorant, where he comes from doesn't come into it, we've a country full of ignorant right here.

One day it'll bite him on the bum when something happens to him and you hear about.

Kharma dude, Kharma

Badcat
10th May 2005, 14:11
A few weeks ago I was knocked off my bike by a lady who cut into my lane, yeah I don't care about that but preferred if it didn't happen.
But I'm really annoyed at what one of my friends said, hes all anti bike and reckon they shouldn't be on the road..etc
He didn't say it to my face but said it to all my other friends, he laughed when I fell of my bike and said it was bound to happen and I deserved it for riding a bike, he also implied that he would still feel the same way if I crashed and died from a motorbike accident.
Now I'm not really a sympathy seeker but do you guys agree is a ****witt for saying things like that. I put it down to him being an ignorant american :wait: :wait:

That's my rant for the day :mad:

dude - i'm glad you are here with us - you need better friends.

k

jazbug5
10th May 2005, 14:14
It's a nasty attitude that many seem to share.
My ex boss laughed when I had my first off; and even though I was limping quite badly for several days, the sadistic pr*ck sent me on as many little errands as he could come up with. No prizes for guessing that he hated bikes.

bugjuice
10th May 2005, 14:18
people are often affraid of the unknown, and things they don't know. They won't know unless they try, but until then, they should shut up about what they know little about. I'd loose him if he's unwilling to listen and learn, and move on to some better people

Waylander
10th May 2005, 14:19
Watch that immagrant american comment mate there are a few of us on here.

Anyway yea I say ditch him. Anyone who says that kind of shit isn't worth being around. Even a few members of my family never talk to me or my dad cause we ride. I say who needs them.

Mr Skid
10th May 2005, 14:19
I suspect that a lot of the anti bike types secretly would like to ride, but lack either the coordination or courage to do so.

Attribute his actions to jealousy, then post his home address.

Motoracer
10th May 2005, 14:25
He is obviously mislead/brainwashed with incorrect info OR he has had someone close to him die or get seriously injured on a motorcycle to think in that way. However most decent people who do not like motorcycles, still respect our choice for riding.

Either way, he is very ignorant. Like others have said, with all things put aside, he is definetly not a friend.

P.S. Chin up and good luck with getting yourself sorted.

Badcat
10th May 2005, 14:28
It's a nasty attitude that many seem to share.
My ex boss laughed when I had my first off; and even though I was limping quite badly for several days, the sadistic pr*ck sent me on as many little errands as he could come up with. No prizes for guessing that he hated bikes.
my last bin (on the mighty VanVan) was a fairly low speed wet road affair.
the chump behind me in a cage pulls up beside me while i'm grovelling on the road, yells "get a car!! " and wheelspins off.

i suppose the opportunities to feel superior in a mid-eighties jap sedan are few and far between - he must of been taking it while he could....

k

Quasievil
10th May 2005, 14:44
Watch that imgrant american comment mate there are a few of us on here.


:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

Paul in NZ
10th May 2005, 15:03
Watch that imgrant american comment mate there are a few of us on here.

What are you telling us? :killingme

(Quasi seemed to get it)

Paul N

The Tazman
10th May 2005, 15:04
I hope you no longer call him a friend. People like that make me :puke:

I have no problems with people that have different points of view as long as they respect that you have yours.

It is good you are on here. I have made some good friends on here already and hope to get to know more of you in times to come.


Take care guys and girls

Taz

MOTOXXX
10th May 2005, 15:11
if i were you id wait outside his house and try n run him down with ya bike :ride:

Waylander
10th May 2005, 15:15
What are you telling us? :killingme

(Quasi seemed to get it)

Paul N

Leave me alone you two I've had a shit couple of weeks and I'm starting to get sick. I think I can be forgiven a few spelling mistakes.

Paul in NZ
10th May 2005, 15:15
A few weeks ago I was knocked off my bike by a lady who cut into my lane, yeah I don't care about that but preferred if it didn't happen.
But I'm really annoyed at what one of my friends said, hes all anti bike and reckon they shouldn't be on the road..etc
He didn't say it to my face but said it to all my other friends, he laughed when I fell of my bike and said it was bound to happen and I deserved it for riding a bike, he also implied that he would still feel the same way if I crashed and died from a motorbike accident.
Now I'm not really a sympathy seeker but do you guys agree is a ****witt for saying things like that. I put it down to him being an ignorant american :wait: :wait:

That's my rant for the day :mad:

Maybe you ought to slap him upside the head and then when he asked why you did that you can laugh and tell him that he deserved it for being a wanker...

However...

The fact is statically you are far more likely to have a motorcycle accident if you ride a motorcycle. Most motorists are most unlikely to fall off a motorcycle while driving a car... :killingme

No honestly, the guy is a joy sucker... Ask him if he feels the same way about skiers, snowboarders, mountain climbers, jet skiers, golf, rugby players, equestrians (spelling??), (approved) mountain bikers, going out for a few ales or meeting women etc.... Every activity has some risk. Perhaps he should go buy a Volvo (and never drive it 'cos that could be dangerous), never boil water etc etc etc...

Boring twats that like need an attitude readjustment.... You need more understanding friends... ...

Cheers

Paul in NZ
10th May 2005, 15:19
Leave me alone you two I've had a shit couple of weeks and I'm starting to get sick. I think I can be forgiven a few spelling mistakes.

Spelling was fine...

Grammer was amusing though...

Hope you have not got what I had I still feel bloody awful... Get well..

Cheers

Waylander
10th May 2005, 15:23
Spelling was fine...

Grammer was amusing though...

Hope you have not got what I had I still feel bloody awful... Get well..

Cheers
Don't know what it is all I know is that I have a bloody big headache and stomache doin loops. You talking about the "few of us" bit? There are, beside my multiple personalities. Celticyankee is one though she doesn't post much anymore. Lilmsrocker got chased off. And there are a few from the states that are still there but plan on moving or visiting.

badlieutenant
10th May 2005, 15:32
we could get nc-30 liquered up and make her mad then throw her at him ? timing would have to be impeccable tho. screw it up and you might lose a leg or somin :devil2:

ManDownUnder
10th May 2005, 15:36
But I'm really annoyed at what one of my friends said, hes all anti bike and reckon they shouldn't be on the road..etc

He didn't say it to my face but said it to all my other friends, he laughed when I fell of my bike and said it was bound to happen and I deserved it for riding a bike, he also implied that he would still feel the same way if I crashed and died from a motorbike accident.

You need the Nike attitude dude... just do (something about) it.

Go ask him why he said those things - ask if he really did and try to understand his point of view. If it's a simple aversion to bikes (and likely his opportunity to make himself look big by making others small around him) let him know it's a chilish outlook and he should grow up.

Gimme his email addres - hell I'll do it!

MDU

MSTRS
10th May 2005, 15:39
we could get nc-30 liquered up and make her mad then throw her at him ? timing would have to be impeccable tho. screw it up and you might lose a leg or somin :devil2:
:killingme :killingme :killingme
Suney - you already know the answer. Stop seeking safety in numbers mate

Lou Girardin
10th May 2005, 15:39
Don't say a word, fuck 'em, who cares what tossers think.

surfchick
10th May 2005, 15:39
if your mate with the stink sense of humour is so all fired into cars i heard of cat piss tipped into all the air-con intake vents at the base of the wind shield is really hard to ever gid ride of. every winter when he cranks up the heater... :devil2: :devil2: :devil2:

ManDownUnder
10th May 2005, 15:47
if your mate with the stink sense of humour is so all fired into cars i heard of cat piss tipped into all the air-con intake vents at the base of the wind shield is really hard to ever gid ride of. every winter when he cranks up the heater... :devil2: :devil2: :devil2:

THAT'S MEAN!!!!

A hand ful of rice in the air vents works too - takes FOREVER to come out...

Maybe a fish under one of the seats...

Fish oil on on of the back carpets (fisholine...)

Get a lencil and draw down the side of a couple of spark plugs connecting the tip of the plug with the metal screw base...

Sugar in the fuel...

Wallpaper paste and newspaper all over the windscreen...

Brake fluid in the fuel (smokes like hell...)

Oil in the fuel (lotsa fixing for no good reason...)

ummm... get a couple of mates, buy a car wreck (with no wheels) ad carry it round and drop it onto the BACK lawn of his house...

Sneak into his house and boil up all his suger in a pot - turn it to toffee then just turn the stove off - let it set.

As above, but put just enough sugar into multiple pots...

Talk to someone in the fire brigade and get some "foaming agent" (I think that's what it's called). Put some CAREFULLY into the toilet cistern and wait for that fateful flush...

Barley sugar in the shower rose... STICKY HAIR!

Write some fun message on his front lawn in roundup.

hmmm... that's all I can think of for now... sorry it's not an exhaustive list of fun things to do with a prat... it's a good starting place though

MDU :devil2:
PS don't ever piss me off - my revenge will be childish but also unexpected and memorable!

Biff
10th May 2005, 16:00
You want evil:

Place some polystyrene into a cup then pur petrol into it, it dissolves the polystyrene. Then take a light bulb and drill a small hole into the glass. Take a syringe and a larger gauge needle and inject the prepared solution into the bulb.

replace a light bulb in his house with your NewImproved model. And wait outside until he next switches the light on. The explosion and molten polystyrene causes rather dramatic burns ya know. Allegedly.

Something a little less evil:

Buy a small canister of cigarette lighter fluid, the aerosol can variant. Place it at the end of his cars exhaust pipe then give it a good thump, or push it with a stick until it lodges itself in his exhausts centre box. Within minutes of his nest drive in the car...KABOOM. One new exhaust system please. Allegedly.


I have worse. But they're much, much worse :devil2:

Blakamin
10th May 2005, 16:37
THAT'S MEAN!!!!



Maybe a fish under one of the seats...


fish under the back floor in a panelvan is a good one too (spare wheel well in falcon PV's)
did it to a mate when he had his daughter one weekend.... the PV was parked for 3 days.... in 35 degree heat... (doesnt take her in it coz its a shitbox)

shoulda seen the blow-flies that had no way to get out!!!!!! :killingme :killingme

took him ages to work out where the smell was comin from.....

badlieutenant
10th May 2005, 16:49
some animal poo pushed up under or around door handel with thorns etc mixed in. works bested when done at night. (whats one the first things you do when you prick your finger ??) (no jokes about fingering your prick please)

Storm
10th May 2005, 16:50
Tell the waste of space to get f*&ked. Not worth pissing on if he's on fire

SPman
10th May 2005, 16:59
I have worse. But they're much, much worse :devil2:
Please...tell us more
I'm interested
Sounds like fun
Are they tested, tried and true? :whistle:


Basically - I'm with Lou on this one!

Al
10th May 2005, 17:02
I agree with what Lou said, fukkem! :ride:

Al

Motu
10th May 2005, 17:02
Did you guys used to rent cars from me?...sounds kinda familiar.A sack of mussels in the boot,and other left overs from fishing trips,always split milk,nappies,grown up underware with an oops inside,getting the stink out of rental cars was a mission.We had a smell killer,worked pretty well,but seemed to react with milk,it made a worse smell than the milk.

Ghost Lemur
10th May 2005, 17:46
Sounds like he's got "Jeremy Clarkson Syndrome".

Hates motorcycles because he doesn't have the kahuna's to ride one, but secretly wishes he could.

Forget about him.

Zed
10th May 2005, 17:53
...Now I'm not really a sympathy seeker but do you guys agree is a ****witt for saying things like that. I put it down to him being an ignorant american :wait: :wait:

That's my rant for the day :mad:Ignoring the american comment, I would question what sort of a friend this guy is if he said those things 'behind my back' and especially the part about feeling the same negative way if I were ever killed whilst riding.

*Choose* your friends wisely Suney!

Btw, everything he said was crap. :done:

Suney
10th May 2005, 21:33
Sorry bout the American comment, I didn't mean to label a whole culture based on this one guy. What I really meant is that he is one of those typical american frat boys...

Biff
10th May 2005, 21:38
Are they tested, tried and true?

Yes, yes, yes. But I'd be daft to admit, publicly, that I was the one that had, had, had.

As for more suggestions - The one I posted was bad enough and I probably shouldn't have suggested it. And if I put forward any other suggestions, and some muppet then put one of them into practice, then I'm sure I could be done for something, particularly in the event of somebode getting hurt. So best I leave those ideas for my worst enemies......

Waylander
10th May 2005, 21:38
Sorry bout the American comment, I didn't mean to label a whole culture based on this one guy. What I really meant is that he is one of those typical american frat boys...

Oh ok that makes sense.

Biff
10th May 2005, 21:43
Sorry bout the American comment, I didn't mean to label a whole culture based on this one guy. What I really meant is that he is one of those typical american frat boys...

Holes, shovels etc etc

What?
11th May 2005, 06:20
A bloke I know once referred to me as a "temporary New Zealander", so I suggested he go to Starship and ask a few ten-year-olds with terminal cancer for their opinions. That shut him up.

ManDownUnder
12th May 2005, 07:43
Gelatine in the toilet water...

Put plenty in and stir slighly. Sets overnight and generally looks just like water... till it's in use - and you don't get that watery noise...

"oh oh"

Yup - you have to grow old, but growing up is optional!
MDU

avgas
12th May 2005, 08:05
my response to people who tell me to drive instead of ride is:
a) grow something, balls, dick, spine.....
b) shrink something, ego, pants, head.......
c) pull something out, ego, dick, head, pants, bullshit.....
d) learn to drive
e) you go to hell, you go to hell, you rot and you die, you fudge packing, goat pumping, 'apparently' empower, sack of proverbial mush!!!!!

sometimes i combine all 5 - its quite an intresting conversation.

Oh and a i had a 'friend' just like yours, he asked why i wore all my gear one day, i told him for protection.....he said he was to hard for that.
......
funny thing was, that later on he messed with my sister, and my friends - got a helmeted headbut and a leather gloves in the guts. I felt nothing :niceone:

inlinefour
12th May 2005, 08:36
If this was one of my "friends" then that person would not be remaining a friend at all. Sounds like a right proper cunt that really needs to be told so...