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Ratti
16th February 2010, 16:02
MrsM? YOur man rocks! If you ever get sick of him, just slap an address label on him and send him down, I'll pay the postage.
Seriously, he's a gem. Was my pleasure to look out for him today.

Couldnt wait to get my gear off and get back to him with the van this pm...

and about the dusty knees and boots...I remembered on the way home how it got there....but will wait till he posts the evidence.
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 16:50
MrsM? YOur man rocks! If you ever get sick of him, just slap an address label on him and send him down, I'll pay the postage.
Seriously, he's a gem. Was my pleasure to look out for him today.

and about the dusty knees and boots...I remembered on the way home how it got there....but will wait till he posts the evidence.

He ROCKS that is a certain.......:):woohoo::woohoo:

Loved the song.........it was awesome to meet you and Ratti..............thanks for the HUGE bear hug....I'm slowly starting to breathe properly again now.....oh and wow your name really does suit you....LOL;):woohoo:

Hey Ratti post up the pic....or if it's really bad just keep it away for another moment....LOL
Ratti
16th February 2010, 17:36
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/118695-Ahhhhh-I-remember-being-single

check this out and be inspired!
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 19:13
I hear all you three had a good session today???

without me... I am feeling alittle dejected that I missed you's all :(
Ratti
16th February 2010, 19:18
ooooooooooo baby it was a good'un for sure! does it count that we at least thought of you???? I believe Foxz was texting you as FM and I were finishing up? Sure did work up a sweat...

hsssssssssssss, hot stuff! stay tuned for the pix FM has them on his camera.

gee Foxz, you're tiny! talk about BigKitty and LittleKitty. Stillit aint the size of the claws that counts, its knowing how to use 'em. and we sure do Kitten
Fatt Max
16th February 2010, 19:26
See now,

The facts as presented, are as follows:

(a) Wellington, 16.02.2010
(b) The Beehive
(c) A couple of hundred leather clad bikers
(d) One of them fat

Now, add that all together and view the photographic evidence presented.......Ratti's knees with dust all over them (didnt get the picture of the grass stains on her jacksy though...)

Consider your verdict KB.....

Your witness Me Lud....
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 19:33
I could imgine FM how that has happened,

Ratti begging you to wash her floors in a G-string?
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 19:34
ooooooooooo baby it was a good'un for sure! does it count that we at least thought of you???? I believe Foxz was texting you as FM and I were finishing up? Sure did work up a sweat...

hsssssssssssss, hot stuff! stay tuned for the pix FM has them on his camera.

gee Foxz, you're tiny! talk about BigKitty and LittleKitty. Stillit aint the size of the claws that counts, its knowing how to use 'em. and we sure do Kitten

Ohhh how sweet you WHERE thinking of me... I'm touched :hug:
Ratti
16th February 2010, 19:35
chocolate fish for the one who posts the best reason as to how I got in such a state...heres a hint..nah bugger ya. SOrt it for yourself.
Ratti
16th February 2010, 19:37
Ohhh how sweet you WHERE thinking of me... I'm touched :hug:

would have been if youd bothered to turn up
Fatt Max
16th February 2010, 19:38
would have been if youd bothered to turn up

lol....brilliant......mate, my fecking jaw is aching from all of your comments today, can you please.....actually no, keep going girl...
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 19:45
chocolate fish for the one who posts the best reason as to how I got in such a state...heres a hint..nah bugger ya. SOrt it for yourself.

Chocolate fish! ya cheap cat!
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 19:48
would have been if youd bothered to turn up

Touched mmmm feeling the tingling sensation of a claw tearing at my flesh... in a nice way :)
Ratti
16th February 2010, 19:50
yeah well, ya gets wotcha pays for Sweets...
we could offer an alternative....winner gets to clean my house ( in his G-string)... or get a chocolate fish
Ratti
16th February 2010, 19:51
Touched mmmm feeling the tingling sensation of a claw tearing at my flesh... in a nice way :)

I hear you have a nice touch with Kittens

probably wouldnt have needed to claw..unless you ask nicely that is
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 19:53
yeah well, ya gets wotcha pays for Sweets...
we could offer an alternative....winner gets to clean my house ( in his G-string)... or get a chocolate fish

chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish
Ratti
16th February 2010, 19:58
lol coward
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:03
lol coward

So come on... spill a hint Ratti
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:05
ooooooooooo baby it was a good'un for sure! does it count that we at least thought of you???? I believe Foxz was texting you as FM and I were finishing up? Sure did work up a sweat...

hsssssssssssss, hot stuff! stay tuned for the pix FM has them on his camera.

gee Foxz, you're tiny! talk about BigKitty and LittleKitty. Stillit aint the size of the claws that counts, its knowing how to use 'em. and we sure do Kitten

Yes we were texting he had run out of housework so I was giving him the next direction.............which was <<<<<<<<<that way
LOL...tiny....my claws rock thou......all good kittens come in their own special packages:)
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:06
chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish chocolate fish

God your easy............
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:11
chocolate fish for the one who posts the best reason as to how I got in such a state...heres a hint..nah bugger ya. SOrt it for yourself.

You bounced off the bouncy castle.......LOL
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:11
I hear you have a nice touch with Kittens

probably wouldnt have needed to claw..unless you ask nicely that is

Kittens..... maybe :)
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:15
Kittens..... maybe :)

But can you handle a CAT..................
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:21
You bounced off the bouncy castle.......LOL

BOuncy castle? there was a bouncy castle? How did I miss that?
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:21
God your easy............

Am I ? I play hard to get young lady.... !

;)
Fatt Max
16th February 2010, 20:22
BOuncy castle? there was a bouncy castle? How did I miss that?

I can help you there, just clear me a space and lie me down me darlin'
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:22
Yes we were texting he had run out of housework so I was giving him the next direction.............which was <<<<<<<<<that way
LOL...tiny....my claws rock thou......all good kittens come in their own special packages:)

YES!
Go Kitten. Never ever EVER leave a man idle, they're nothing but trouble without housework to do
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:23
But can you handle a CAT..................

Throw one at me babe! I'l have it purrrrrrin in a flash :)
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:23
Am I ? I play hard to get young lady.... !

;)

NOt what I've heard
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:24
I can help you there, just clear me a space and lie me down me darlin'

DOnt have to lie you down loverboi...got a good grip on ya tits in the pub remember?
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:25
Throw one at me babe! I'l have it purrrrrrin in a flash :)

One does not throw cats, one entices them
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:28
DOnt have to lie you down loverboi...got a good grip on ya tits in the pub remember?

The bouncey castle came alive..................LOL
Mrs Max
16th February 2010, 20:28
Hey gals,
Did that fat bastad of a man of mine behave himself today? He's in his studio at the mo, got the PC for a few minutes so dish me some decent dirt lol
Nah, Ratti, thanks for looking after him. Foxee, you too
Him buzzing so I may have to work some dirty chill out moves on his wobbly ass later
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:29
The bouncey castle came alive..................LOL


Ohhhh THAT bouncey castle.... well it's all spillin out now Ratti!
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:29
Am I ? I play hard to get young lady.... !

;)

But just have to post to KB before you go for the kill........................LMAO now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Ya Drifter...................
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:30
One does not throw cats, one entices them

Entices them with meat I take it??
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:32
One does not throw cats, one entices them
He may need to start a thread to get that advice....................lol:) before he goes to the pub
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:33
no dirt to dish Kitt, he behaved utterly appropriatly..bugger him!

well, cept for once or twice!

Shamed ourselves utterly in the pub, but that wouldnt have been the first time for either of us.

Ask him about the cock I keep in my pocket... prob the best one of the day
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:34
Entices them with meat I take it??

hot young and tender oughta do it
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:35
He may need to start a thread to get that advice....................lol:) before he goes to the pub

rotflmho absolutly Kitten. Unbelievable! 'drift what WAS going through your mind?
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:36
But just have to post to KB before you go for the kill........................LMAO now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Ya Drifter...................

It's the spoils of war foxz... and hey what if I got lost in action?
Mrs Max
16th February 2010, 20:37
no dirt to dish Kitt, he behaved utterly appropriatly..bugger him!

well, cept for once or twice!

Shamed ourselves utterly in the pub, but that wouldnt have been the first time for either of us.

Ask him about the cock I keep in my pocket... prob the best one of the day

Oh well, same old FM. Yes, he told me about the cock. Didnt f*****g tell me that Hot Ducatti guy likes cock did he. Fark, said hi to the bloke only to see him give his BF a big schlapping kiss on the doorstep. Nothing queer as folk eh
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:38
nowt so queer as a duc rider anyway
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:39
It's the spoils of war foxz... and hey what if I got lost in action?

we'd post a memorial and go looking for a new one.
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:40
hot young and tender oughta do it

Well daaaa I got that right lol
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:41
Well daaaa I got that right lol

You're a man, best to keep things simple
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:43
nowt so queer as a duc rider anyway

Nah no way... saw some strange shit AT the pub... WTF is with with blokes in skirts in ___________
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:44
You're a man, best to keep things simple

Me to a T!
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:45
mmmm men in skirts.

easy access
nice view
sexy swish as they walk

much the same as with women in skirts i believe????
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:45
Me to a T!

I rest my case M'Lud
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:47
It's the spoils of war foxz... and hey what if I got lost in action?

We'd find you cos you make a post as to where you are...........lol
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:47
I rest my case M'Lud

on who's door mmm ? see your turning to the older side lol
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:48
Nah no way... saw some strange shit AT the pub... WTF is with with blokes in skirts in ___________

Thank god you changed...............eh
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:50
You're a man, best to keep things simple

Man...simple.....geez kitten and all in the one sentence........he'll have to google that one............
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:50
We'd find you cos you make a post as to where you are...........lol

My mum always said to let people know where you are... thank you :)

always listen to your mum....
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 20:53
Thank god you changed...............eh

Ha ha you got me... I try to fit in with the norm and I still get shit for it! :(
Ratti
16th February 2010, 20:54
sounds interesting...what was he wearing that he had to take off Foxz?

pant pant dribble
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:58
Ha ha you got me... I try to fit in with the norm and I still get shit for it! :(


Quick someone put the dummy back in:baby:....
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 20:59
sounds interesting...what was he wearing that he had to take off Foxz?

pant pant dribble

I'm not sure it was him taking it off.................lol:)
Ratti
16th February 2010, 21:03
did he need some help? Hey Gatch is back on the cougar thread, lets get him
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 21:04
Quick someone put the dummy back in:baby:....

Dummy...! I'll give you a choking hazard miss :)
Foxzee
16th February 2010, 21:08
did he need some help? Hey Gatch is back on the cougar thread, lets get him

There was just one moment in time.............:)
Ratti
16th February 2010, 21:10
s'all right him be back...once bitten by a Kitten...
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 21:13
s'all right him be back...once bitten by a Kitten...

Bitten the word could be mauled....

:)
Ratti
16th February 2010, 21:16
Foxz! what DID you do to our poor wee lad?

Have you forgotten Aunty Rattis advice to cougars? Be gentle with lads, they break easily.

'drift may never get over the trauma..and with ACC axing abuse councilling, that only leaves him with KB'rs to get him thru it

nice, i like it
2wheeldrifter
16th February 2010, 21:24
Foxz! what DID you do to our poor wee lad?

Have you forgotten Aunty Rattis advice to cougars? Be gentle with lads, they break easily.

'drift may never get over the trauma..and with ACC axing abuse councilling, that only leaves him with KB'rs to get him thru it

nice, i like it

Yeah and you guys are all sympathy.....
Ratti
16th February 2010, 21:28
one does ones best
Ratti
16th February 2010, 21:41
Hey Foxz, theres a pic of you and your girl

http://www.wfactor.org/?p=gallery&g=acc
Foxzee
17th February 2010, 08:36
Hey Foxz, theres a pic of you and your girl

http://www.wfactor.org/?p=gallery&g=acc

OMG...there is to..........I failed to dodge Chrissi once again....LOL:)