Beauty tips from Beckham

[Ms Piggy]

David Beckham explaining his beauty regime: "Being out in the cold and rain doesn't help your skin, so moisturiser in the morning is a big thing. And at night it's the eye cream. A manicure is probably my favourite pampering splurge." Taking notes, lads? :msn-wink:

[Sparky Bills]

UMMMM..
ERRRRRRR..

Hey WT, take some notes will ya :killingme

[Sensei]

I thought it was slapping on Posh's G-Sting :killingme

[Ixion]

David Beckham explaining his beauty regime: "Being out in the cold and rain doesn't help your skin, so moisturiser in the morning is a big thing. And at night it's the eye cream. A manicure is probably my favourite pampering splurge." Taking notes, lads? :msn-wink:

I always think a good foundation is so, like, essential myself.

[MOTOXXX]

remember he does play soccer :shutup:

[Storm]

I feel the most appropriate response for this threads is;
Sorry, CSL. I'm straight

[bugjuice]

ghay, pufft and brainless.
can't stand beckham, or most soccer players for that matter. or that barbie doll of a wife. There's more intelegence on Mars than the pair of them together

[Skunk]

I thought it was slapping on Posh's G-Sting :killingmeI thought he was into anything BUT Posh's g-string.

[SPORK]

I thought he was into anything BUT Posh's g-string.
You mean like my g-st... uhh... pants?

[Ixion]

You mean like my g-st... uhh... pants?
David Beckham is into your pants ? Oh well, whatever rocks your boat ducky
:devil2:

[Jamezo]

I might comment, but I just had my hair blow-dried and straightened by my mum.........................no shit

gimme a break, I have a broken arm! I rule!

[Biff]

I read a lads mag a while back, and it said that Kiwi guys were amongst the worst in the world for looking after their physical appearance, interms of skin/hair care etc, just behind Ozzies. Honest - don't blame me - blame FHM.

I occasionaly moisturise by the way. I also have a penis, a Ms Biff and a couple of Bifflings. I am not a sausage jockey and consider myself quite masculine thank you.

As a matter of interest - When does Sex in the City start up again ?

[Storm]

Yeah, but you're a strumpet/ special case. Dunno what category you fall into :bleh: :bleh:

[Sutage]

He gets to screw Posh Spice. I dont.

He wins :(

[StoneChucker]

He gets to screw Posh Spice
That'd be like sprinkling a little paprika on the end of your knob. Sure, it'll feel like you were on fire for a few minutes... But, you'd then realise that she's mostly plastic, shrinking on a daily basis and that there's better things to have on your knob than spice :killingme

[SPORK]

David Beckham is into your pants ? Oh well, whatever rocks your boat ducky
:devil2:
Hey, I never said I liked it! Although, I never said I didn't...

[Ixion]

That'd be like sprinkling a little paprika on the end of your knob. Sure, it'll feel like you were on fire for a few minutes... But, you'd then realise that she's mostly plastic, shrinking on a daily basis and that there's better things to have on your knob than spice :killingme

Hey, if you don't want her, pass her over here. I'm not so fussy. :killingme

[The Tazman]

That'd be like sprinkling a little paprika on the end of your knob. Sure, it'll feel like you were on fire for a few minutes... But, you'd then realise that she's mostly plastic, shrinking on a daily basis and that there's better things to have on your knob than spice :killingme

Nicely put SC :killingme

Can I just add that one of the AB's likes to look his best! ! ! ! ! ! ! :whistle:

[Biff]

Yeah, but you're a strumpet/ special case. Dunno what category you fall into :bleh: :bleh:

SmoothSkinnedFreshLookingWrinkleFree strumpet perhaps?

Anyhoo - Slipstream is the real strumpet here. I'm just keeping the seat warm for her ....by occassionaly farting on it.

[StoneChucker]

Hey, if you don't want her, pass her over here. I'm not so fussy. :killingme
Hey, I've got nothing against plastic :killingme It's just not my preferred um, err, nevermind :nono:

[Mooch]

I read a lads mag a while back, and it said that Kiwi guys were amongst the worst in the world for looking after their physical appearance, interms of skin/hair care etc, just behind Ozzies. Honest - don't blame me - blame FHM.

I occasionaly moisturise by the way. I also have a penis, a Ms Biff and a couple of Bifflings. I am not a sausage jockey and consider myself quite masculine thank you.

As a matter of interest - When does Sex in the City start up again ?

Kiwi blokes don't bother with this stuff because acording to FHM they're to busy "getting it" as aposed to "looking for it" :whistle:

[SPORK]

SmoothSkinnedFreshLookingWrinkleFree strumpet perhaps?

Anyhoo - Slipstream is the real strumpet here. I'm just keeping the seat warm for her ....by occassionaly farting on it.
Well, stake your claim and

Put your lovely signature thingas back!

[Biff]

Put your lovely signature thingas back!

No can do sorry. I was politely asked to remove them by one of our female KB'ers. And far be it for me to do anything to offend anyone here....

[SPORK]

No can do sorry. I was politely asked to remove them by one of our female Kb'ers. And far be it for me to do anything to offend anyone here....
:crybaby: RIP