If You Know What I Mean

[Coldrider]

One too early - if you know what I mean!nope never was mine, that what play it agian was for, iykwim

[Edbear]

Well, that's all played out if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

But this is the Song That Never Ends...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

How can it end? If you know what I mean.

[Ghost_Bullet]

ends with a bang, if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

Armageddon? if you know what I mean....

[Ghost_Bullet]

are you a geddin it, if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

That would be telling, and a lady never tells (neither does the Tart), if you know what I mean....

[Edbear]

'Cause you don't want to be a Tartle-tale if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

She always wants to be a tart...it's just her tail that gives her trouble...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Heads or tails ...... if you know what I mean! :innocent:

[Edbear]

To coin a phrase if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

Oh you guys are just tooo funny...if you know what I mean

Cheers and thanks for all the giggles. :love:

[Edbear]

Oh, when it comes to funny, we're full of it if you know what I mean... :drinkup:


And my pleasure on the giggles... :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Over-full, I'd say...some of it keeps spilling...if you know what I mean

[Ghost_Bullet]

eeew grab a tissue, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

There's a tissue for every issue if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

I missue tissue but that the issuse if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Missing the tissue can certainly create more issues, if you know what I mean...

[Foxzee]

Bless you!.....if you know what I mean

[Ghost_Bullet]

Amen if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Gezundheit ....... if you know what I mean! :sick:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Gez' again confused very, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Sounds like a big one, much over spray? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Blew clean through if you know what I mean....

[Genie]

bit like an ill wind...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

'Twas the dodgy curry if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

don't need dodgy curry somedays...if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

Sometimes it just blurts out if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

It's all in the aim ... if you aim to please ... if you know what I mean ...

[MSTRS]

And if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie...if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

So you rode the penny-farting if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Im 48 Ed not 108 if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Neither being your waist measurement...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Or your IQ if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

one should always aim to please...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Aim - a little more precise than 'in the general direction' ?...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Why the fuck dont women put the tiolet seat back up when they are finished with it if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Not rocket science, eh...if you know what I mean

[nadroj]

If you fold your toilet paper allways use odd numbered sheets - if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Depends...dunnit...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Toilet paper?..Steelo FTW if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Only for tin-bums of you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Whats that about arse and shine if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

You're not saying that's rust in your Y fronts...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Glow-worms of you know what I mean

[Maha]

...a tomo full of bright lights is not always what it seems if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

If they are using camcorders, does that make them tape worms...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Glowing tape-worms using cam-corders in tomo's makes for a soap opera of the dark and dubious if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

....a film fit for Vincent Price one might say if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

I think something more than soap would be called for...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

"It's soap, Jim, but not as we know it!" if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Klingons will indeed cling on if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Only on the starboard bow if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Are Klingons a milder form of Willnots...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

In sheepland they are called dags if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Dangleberries...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

...biddy bids if you know what I mean....

[Edbear]

Old biddy's are a dag if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

a dag? or the whole arse end? if you know what I mean....

[Edbear]

Depends whether they still have their licence if you know what I mean

[Maha]

What a sheep thrill if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

Baaa...humbug...and Merry Christmas ...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Thats the lambest joke ever...boon tish! Marry Xmas if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Not one to be the butt of then! ....... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:

Merry Christmas all you lamb chops out there and I hope you don't get the wool pulled over your eyes by Santa or his elves :Police: !

[Maha]

The turkey is in the oven and no, thats not code for anything if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

...an average of 606.7 post per month :gob::rockon: if you know what I mean.
..whos the slacker doing the .7...:facepalm:

[yungatart]

...an average of 606.7 post per month :gob::rockon: if you know what I mean.
..whos the slacker doing the .7...:facepalm:

Umm...probably me...I'm just not as clever as all you other folks...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Does the shirt lie, then...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Umm...probably me...I'm just not as clever as all you other folks...if you know what I mean

or, perhaps you have better things to do off the computer...if you know what I mean

(of course you are cleverer than any old man - you is a girl and we both know the girls are betterer than boys!)

[Edbear]

Hey! I resemble that! If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

(of course you are cleverer than any old man - you is a girl and we both know the girls are betterer than boys!)

True but at what precisely ........ if you know what I mean! :devil2:

[MSTRS]

It didn't really take 2 days to think of this (I've been away), but girls are no better than boys, since they can't learn how to put the seat up...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

It didn't really take 2 days to think of this (I've been away), but girls are no better than boys, since they can't learn how to put the seat up...if you know what I mean

Liar, you've been sitting in front of your computer stressing out about how to reply and you come up with the lamest line ever and you so don't want to start "that" line of thinking, you'll only end up in trouble....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Waddaya mean "end up in trouble"? I'm never out of it...if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

With me ... it's only the depth that varies ... if you know what I mean ... :facepalm:

[MSTRS]

If you're like me, you'll keep a straw handy...if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

I just wish I only need a straw ... if you know what I mean ... :shit:

[MSTRS]

A straw isn't long enough? Goddamn! If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Girls are much betterer at being girls than boys and thank God for that if you know what I mean.. :love:

[FJRider]

But some boys are still girls ... if you know what I mean ... :yes:

[Genie]

and some girls think they are boys:shit:if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

And so many boys and girls just don't know what to think anymore if you know what I mean... :bye:

[yungatart]

And even more boys and girls don't think at all, if you know what I mean.....

[Edbear]

Once they think they know it all they don't think they need to think at all if you know what I mean... :blink:

[Ghost_Bullet]

And I am all thought thinking out, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I'm not as think as you dumb I am...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

And I'm jober as a sudge too if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Still working on that ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

So a work in progress if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

progress ... that means going forward ... right ... ??? if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Hmmmm... I believe it depends upon one's viewpoint and where one is heading, as one man's progress may well be another man's regress if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

So...the question is...a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy? If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Depending on the size of the bottle, a similar effect if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

...or the contents...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

So the contents of the bottle in front of me may make me as content as a frontal lobotomy if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

'till morning ... if you know what I mean ...

[BMWST?]

but its the afternoon..... if you know what i mean

[Ratti]

but of which day? Ive lost track iykwim

[Edbear]

You can lose track s'long as you don't lose the plot if you know what I mean...

[BMWST?]

You can lose track s'long as you don't lose the plot if you know what I mean...

there's a plot? if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

Oh, sorry, wrong thread, if you know what I mean... :facepalm:

[BMWST?]

we are sowing now? i am :confused: iykwim

[Edbear]

Without sowing the plot there's no reaping which means sorrow in the farrow and you've lost it, if you know what I mean... :yes:

[BMWST?]

i got no answer to that if you know what i mean
(now i really gotta go pull the starter form the PD!)

[FJRider]

I got no answer ... what was the question ??? ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

"To what question is '42' the answer?" if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

MY favorite ... the meaning of life ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

I wonder what the answer would be to the meaning of death, if you know what I mean...

[yungatart]

That's just maudlin...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

If I get as much out of death as I have out of life, I'm up for it! ....... If you know what I mean! :confused:

[Edbear]

Death being the opposite of life, I kinda think it's a dead-end if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Life is not a through-road...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

There's no turning back on the road through life if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Fuk turning back ... Just open the throttle and go for it ... if you know what I mean ...

[oldrider]

There's no turning back on the road through life if you know what I mean

There is some stuff I don't want to do again, so turning back is not an option ....... if you know what I mean! :oi-grr:

Mistakes are OK once but if they are mistakes what's the point of repeating them, lucky to have made it this far, believe me!

[MSTRS]

Just sometimes I'd like to be 18 again (and know what I know now)...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

That's in the dimly remembered and ever increasingly distant past now if you know what I mean... sigh...

[oldrider]

Turn the light off and you can be any age and with whom ever you want to be with ..... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

Personally I am contented with my lot, nothing wasted nothing wished for "almost" every chance taken! :whistle: (sigh) happy happy happy!

[FJRider]

Once was enough :facepalm: ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

[Edbear]

Once is never enough, if you know what I mean... :msn-wink:

[BMWST?]

Once is never enough, if you know what I mean... :msn-wink:

i played this game once if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

i played this game once if you know what i mean

Did you win... if you know what I mean...?:innocent:

[FJRider]

This game you never win ... if you know what I mean ...

[BMWST?]

it doesnt matter if you win or lose..if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

It's a game I love to play if you know what I mean...

[Coldrider]

Doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's whether you score that counts, :shit::innocent: if you know what i mean

[FJRider]

my ex said that ... if you know what I mean ...

[98tls]

You should have put something in her mouth,if you know what i mean.

[Maha]

About too, if you know what I mean...night night.

[Edbear]

There were a lot of fireworks last night if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

All I could hear was bang bang bang bang if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Why didn't you get up and unlock the door and let her in then? If you know what I mean...

[Maha]

I think it may have been the neighbours Ed, I have good hearing if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Ah, so the neighbours were banging on your door... the mind boggles, if you know what I mean... :blink:

[oldrider]

Happy 2011 ....... if you know what I mean! :ride: :wavey:

[Edbear]

If I'm hap...hap...happy am I a double happy if you know what I mean?

[yungatart]

I'm not, I have to go to work, if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

'tis but a 3 day week, if that makes you feel any better...if you know what I mean

(I'm off to work too)

[yungatart]

I've already done two days this week, if you know what I mean....

[Edbear]

I've already done two days this week, if you know what I mean....

Only three days to go then... :sunny: if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

I've already done two days this week, if you know what I mean....

I know what you mean, I'm waiting for a weekend off...if you know what I mean:scooter:

[Edbear]

I know what you mean, I'm waiting for a weekend off...if you know what I mean:scooter:

After 9 mths confined pretty much to the house :bye: I finally escaped up North for three days! Had a fabulous time with friends! :sunny: Slept most of yesterday as for some reason I was a wee bit tired.... But boy was it great to be out and away and free, if you know what I mean!!!! :woohoo:

[MSTRS]

Free, but not stolen, is always good...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Stolen moments... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

It's raining again but :whocares: .... if you know what I mean! :ride:

[Ghost_Bullet]

"I cant stand the rain" if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

It's raining again but :whocares: .... if you know what I mean! :ride:

Wot you have rain...give it here ...now I say NOW...if you no what I mean!

[Coldrider]

Wot you have rain...give it here ...now I say NOW...if you no what I mean!and send it north after you're finished, IUKWIM

[Maha]

Oh Ethal you're sooooo cold if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

and send it north after you're finished, IUKWIM

It ain't going nowhere till I have 3 tanks full...fight ya for it...IUKWIM

[Coldrider]

It ain't going nowhere till I have 3 tanks full...fight ya for it...IUKWIMI just want to have a day less than 30deg, iukwim

[oldrider]

I just want to have a day less than 30deg, iukwim

Ahhh, the luxury of Southern hospitality, warm days cool nights ....... if you know what I mean! :yes:

[Edbear]

I just want to have a day less than 30deg, iukwim

Drink less and you'll stand more upright if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Sobriety is a must for a stand-up comedian...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I knew a man who thought he was a wit; well, he was half right, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

And the crowd cheered when that half left? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Once the half left it was all right if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

He could make a double bill, all by himself...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

If you're bad, a double is good if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Not a good idea if you're tight...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I had a good idea once, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

I have an idea that once I was good...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I'm still good once if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

I had an idea that seemed good at the time ... if you know what I mean ...

[Coldrider]

It's all in the timing, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Especially if you want a good time by being good at the time if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

Or ... a good time by being bad at the time ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Oh, is that the time..? If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Apparently time waits for no man ...... if you know what I mean! :no:

[Maha]

Can I just check my clock and get back to you...if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

Today time just seemed to stand still ... if you know what I mean ...

[Genie]

and most of my time was in the damn kitchen....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

and most of my time was in the damn kitchen....if you know what I mean

Must..resist...must...resist.... if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[FJRider]

To feed the hoarde that is the family ??? ... if you know what I mean ...

[FJRider]

Must..resist...must...resist.... if you know what I mean... :innocent:

Resistance is useless ...we know you want to ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Experience has taught me that one must be at the top of one's game to engage the enigmatic Genie in repartee if you know what I mean... :yes:

[Coldrider]

Experience has taught me that one must be at the top of one's game to engage the enigmatic Genie in repartee if you know what I mean... :yes:Is a repartee a party in the kitchen, (excuse my ignorance) if you know what i mean.

[Maha]

and most of my time was in the damn kitchen....if you know what I mean

You must have a laptop if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

You must have a laptop if you know what I mean.jamie oliver on ipad, iukwim

[Edbear]

Is a repartee a party in the kitchen, (excuse my ignorance) if you know what i mean.

'Tis the exchange of witty banter between two parties if you know what I mean...

[Coldrider]

'Tis the exchange of witty banter between two parties if you know what I mean...so there is now two parties I have missed out on, iukwim

[Genie]

I've been misisng all the parties of late, need to up my game me thinks....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Missing out on late party games in the kitchen means upping the ante for sure IYKWIM...

[yungatart]

Party games in the kitchen can lead to all sorts of trouble if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Oh trouble in the kitchen, it sure does get hot in there...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Getting hot in the kitchen is no trouble if you're not bothered if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Depends who's sitting on the element when the switch gets knocked...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

You can put a ring around that ...... if you know what I mean! :shit:

[yungatart]

A ring of confidence? if you know what I mean?

[MSTRS]

burning ring of - oh that was a song, wasn't it.... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Ahah, so we must be talking about a dodgy curry kitchen if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

something dodgy going on in the kitchen....if you know what I mean:innocent:

[Edbear]

She can only dodge so far in our kitchen, it's quite compact and there's only one exit if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Could always hide in the fridge if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Wouldn't that make one frigid, if you know what I mean..?

[Maha]

check the use by date if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

check the use by date if you know what I mean.or it will go off, :innocent:, IUKWIM

[Edbear]

Cryogenics FTW if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Did you mean cryonics? If so hold that thought .... if you know what I mean! :cold:

[Coldrider]

Did you mean cryonics? If so hold that thought .... if you know what I mean! :cold:Cool baby, Austin Powers, man (or # ) of mystery, IUKWIM

[oldrider]

Can this thread get to five stars? ....... If you know what I mean! :confused:

[yungatart]

Legendary status, like the Southern Cross, if you know what I mean....

[MSTRS]

Southern Cross isn't a legend - it's real AND I've seen it...if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Southern MEN were born under three stars ... if you know what I mean ...

[MSTRS]

Surely only one - and that was a wandering jobbie...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

what the hell is a wondering jobbie? if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

what the hell is a wondering jobbie? if you know what I mean

its a wandering star ...if you know what I mean ...

[FJRider]

Surely only one - and that was a wandering jobbie...if you know what I mean

Three stars like I said ... now you know ... If you know what I mean ...

http://www.theadelphi.co.nz/images/speights.JPG

[Edbear]

Is that where the expression "starry-eyed" comes from IYKWIM?

[MSTRS]

You're thinking of 'beer goggles'...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Yeah, beer goggles can make one starry-eyed, especially if one is boozed up to the eyeballs and ogling IYKWIM...

[MSTRS]

... boozed up to the eyeballs...

Back teeth floating eh? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Hanging the epiglotti in it if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Uvula...and no, it's not a lady bit...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

One could get in trouble telling a lady she has a very nice Uvula if she didn't know what you mean, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

As a motor vehicle they have a very good safety record if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

As a musical instrument they have a variable record if you know what I mean..

[Maha]

Do you pluck it or strum it if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Many a fine tune is played on an old fiddle...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

true, but its the reed that worries me if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

If your tongue is that long she'll probably gag IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

Hey!! I can lick my eyebrows...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

either ou have a very long tongue or very bushy eyebrows...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Yes. If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

His left eyebrow couldn't agree with his right so they compromised and decided to meet half way if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

coming to a compromise can mean a mess on the sheets. iykwim

[Edbear]

Compromising positions can get very messy if you know what I mean

[Maha]

coming to a compromise can mean a mess on the sheets. iykwim

Thats when you call ''half time change sides'' if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

ha...someone doesn't like the wet spot...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Fight leakage...here, hold this pencil...no, not with your hands...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Funny how often it looks like a map of Australia ........ if you know what I mean! :eek: (what does that tell yah?) :killingme

[MSTRS]

What? The wet spot? Or it's ex-transitory-container? If you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

What? The wet spot? Or it's ex-transitory-container? If you know what I mean...

The wet spot (of which Genie speaks!) ....... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Genie]

Can't say I've looked...must check it out next time...if you know what I mean:msn-wink:

[MSTRS]

Optimist!! If you know what I mean

[Genie]

Of course...I truely believe that I shall have all that I desire....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Hmmmm... What was that about being careful what you wish for...? If you know what I mean...

[Genie]

Hmmmm... What was that about being careful what you wish for...? If you know what I mean...

I'm not wishing, I grant the wishes...if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

With this (http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/fanny_muffins.jpg) you can have a (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/6/4/85%20Its%20Stiffy!.jpg) anytime you like...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

I'm not wishing, I grant the wishes...if you know what i mean

Do your wishes come in packs of three? ...... If you know what I mean! :msn-wink:

[Edbear]

I'm not wishing, I grant the wishes...if you know what i mean

Kinda like "Your wish is my command!" IYKWIM...

[Ratti]

With this (http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/fanny_muffins.jpg) you can have a (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/6/4/85%20Its%20Stiffy!.jpg) anytime you like...if you know what I mean

resist. resist. resist
I KNOW I will regret clicking these links.IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

No. You won't. This is (almost) a family show...f you know what I mean.

[Genie]

resist. resist. resist
I KNOW I will regret clicking these links.IYKWIM

Resistance is futile...if you know what I mean:bleh:

[MSTRS]

No point in crossing your legs and saying 'No', then, is there? If you know what I mean

[Genie]

Better to turn around...if you know what I mean:msn-wink:

[MSTRS]

Ooooh - I felt my knees go a little weak...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Just as well you're sitting then isn't it...if you know what I mean