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oneofsix
19th November 2012, 11:59
just can't get tasty cigars these days - if you know what I mean

cc rider
19th November 2012, 12:41
was there ever?? :doobey:... if you know what I mean

Edbear
19th November 2012, 13:10
Wasn't that a song? IYKWIM?

cc rider
19th November 2012, 13:38
by Smokey??? if you know what I mean

husaberg
19th November 2012, 16:48
by Smokey??? if you know what I mean
Sally Fields Band it from what i understand. she thought Forrests schooling was very important nevertheless...IYKWIM

cc rider
19th November 2012, 17:13
Gidget went to the beach... Maynard G. Krebs got stuck on one... if ya know what I mean

husaberg
19th November 2012, 17:32
But stuck myself. I often find it very hard even with a incisive rapier wit to penetrate such carefully concealed double entendre. so alas i will no doubt fire let fly a salvo (across your bow) with nun of my own later....IYKWIM

cc rider
19th November 2012, 17:46
Your humour is non too shaggy... if you know what I mean

husaberg
19th November 2012, 18:14
Scooby-Doobie surely does, as did his beatnik friend. But his Honey came in and she caught him red-handed sleeping with the girl next door. ....IYKWIM

Maha
21st November 2012, 11:53
Doth thee have thy means to repel such heathenistic bullshit...if you know what I mean.

oldrider
21st November 2012, 22:03
Did you mean hedonistic? (As in, if it feels good, just do it?) Aint that Hippy type Philosophy .... if you know what I mean? :confused:

husaberg
21st November 2012, 22:07
hedonistic.....In my experience head never feels bad unless it not being given enough of "On with her head" (Henry the 8th re John Thomas 1585)...........Iykwim

Maha
22nd November 2012, 10:33
I could have meant Nesian Mystic...iykwim.

swtfa
22nd November 2012, 11:43
My philosophy - if you can't be good, be good at it... IYKWIM

Maha
22nd November 2012, 11:49
Marilyn once said, when Im good Im very good but when Im bad Im even better...iykwim.

*was either her or Ronald Ragan...:facepalm:

Edbear
22nd November 2012, 12:13
I'm not very good at being bad, and probably pretty bad at being good, if you know what I mean. :facepalm:

husaberg
22nd November 2012, 18:17
I'm not very good at being bad, and probably pretty bad at being good, if you know what I mean. :facepalm:

The Good the Bad and the er........appearance challenged(to sober to yet consider) .......IYKWIM

cc rider
22nd November 2012, 22:04
Smacked wif the ugly stick... if ya know what I mean :crazy:

husaberg
22nd November 2012, 22:17
When one is Poking the fire thy rarely gazes at yon mantlepiece. Branch out and turn over a new cheek IYKWIM

cc rider
22nd November 2012, 22:21
I wore 1 poka dot & 1 striped sock today... if you know what I mean :facepalm:

husaberg
22nd November 2012, 22:29
worn carpets vs drapes or venetian blinds for french doors IYKWIM

oldrider
23rd November 2012, 08:23
I wore 1 poka dot & 1 striped sock today... if you know what I mean :facepalm:

If that's all you were wearing nobody (hetero male's anyway) would have noticed them .... if you know what I mean! :bleh: :blip:

Edbear
23rd November 2012, 10:42
Smacked wif the ugly stick... if ya know what I mean :crazy:

Can't imagine that, if you know what I mean...

husaberg
23rd November 2012, 20:58
Oh Imagination is one womens most sexiest attributes....Assuming you don't mind me interjecting...........iykwim:drool:

oldrider
26th November 2012, 11:30
Ultimate imagination is fantasy ... always in control until reality is encountered! .... If you know what I mean! :shit: :facepalm: :o

Edbear
26th November 2012, 14:26
An unimaginable controlled fantasy is not realistic, if you know what I mean.

husaberg
26th November 2012, 16:44
please don't ruin my fantasies by introducing reality ......IYGWIM

Edbear
27th November 2012, 06:50
On the Internet it's all real isn't it? IYKWIM

oneofsix
27th November 2012, 06:53
reallelity is perception and perception is reallelity IYKWIM

Edbear
27th November 2012, 06:58
My perception of reality is fantastic, if you know what I mean... :cool:

husaberg
27th November 2012, 10:37
Ah...... perception beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
At night when beer goggles are donned some are unsure what exactly they be holding....iykwim

Edbear
27th November 2012, 12:24
After 35 years of marriage I definitely know what I be holding at night, if you know what I mean...

Maha
27th November 2012, 12:59
A teddy with one eye?...if you know what I mean.

husaberg
27th November 2012, 17:18
A teddy with one eye?...if you know what I mean.

know eye dear.......beats me...... iykwim

oldrider
27th November 2012, 22:54
Well, it appears that the ayes have it! .... If you know what I mean! :msn-wink:

Hopeful Bastard
27th November 2012, 22:59
Want a curtain to wipe that tear on? IYKWIM

cc rider
28th November 2012, 00:08
My view out the window is blind if you see what I mean

Edbear
28th November 2012, 06:21
A teddy with one eye?...if you know what I mean.

I like Teddy's, especially the sexy lace ones, if you know what I mean... :love:

Maha
28th November 2012, 06:40
My one is green with.......opps have I said too much?....iykwim.

Edbear
28th November 2012, 06:43
My one is green with.......opps have I said too much?....iykwim.

Far too much! I am blinded in my imagination at the sight! IYKWIM :sick:

oldrider
28th November 2012, 07:52
My one is green with.......opps have I said too much?....iykwim.

They made film called ... "The green mile" ... :sick: ... Maybe it was based on your Teddy! .... If you know what I mean!

swtfa
28th November 2012, 08:11
Teddy "Tickle me Elmo"... IYKWIM :laugh:

Edbear
28th November 2012, 08:16
Teddy's tickle my fancy, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

oldrider
28th November 2012, 14:14
Teddy's tickle my fancy, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

Hmmmmm, so Edbare has a bit on the side named Fancy! .... If you know what I mean! :shit: Could be :corn:

Edbear
28th November 2012, 14:17
Hmmmmm, so Edbare has a bit on the side named Fancy! .... If you know what I mean! :shit: Could be :corn:

Fancy wears the pants, IYKWIM... :shifty:

husaberg
28th November 2012, 16:42
if you get real early you might get a chance to wear the pants...IYKWIM (for a while anyway lets be realistic)

oldrider
28th November 2012, 20:20
Oldriders have always shared the pants which is good because we like to get into each others now and then ... if you know what I mean! :shutup:
:sick:Hmmm, too much information perhaps! :eek5:

husaberg
28th November 2012, 20:39
Oldriders have always shared the pants which is good because we like to get into each others now and then ... if you know what I mean! :shutup:
:sick:Hmmm, too much information perhaps! :eek5:

oh dear.....info i can handle... but pictures i would rather not see........ what has been seen cannot be unseen..... IYKWIM
or is that obscene

cc rider
29th November 2012, 01:40
Handle with care... if you know what I mean :hug:


... OK everyone :grouphug:


... I clearly need a Teddy, even a 1 eyed type :(

Jack Sparrow :love:



I reeallly like maltesers

husaberg
29th November 2012, 05:59
Handle with care... if you know what I mean :hug:


... OK everyone :grouphug:


... I clearly need a Teddy, even a 1 eyed type :(

Jack Sparrow :love:



I reeallly like maltesers

ok...jack a bird well..i only see only good things can come with this attitude. But k.i.o.t.d.l....iykwim

oldrider
29th November 2012, 06:26
Handle with care... if you know what I mean :hug:


... OK everyone :grouphug:


... I clearly need a Teddy, even a 1 eyed type :(

Jack Sparrow :love:



I reeallly like maltesers

:shifty: Thinks, change name to Teddy by deed poll today and :Pokey: .... If you know what I mean! :blip: (Then is it the red pill or the blue pill? Sigh!)

cc rider
29th November 2012, 23:40
ok...jack a bird well..i only see only good things can come with this attitude. But k.i.o.t.d.l....iykwim'Do you see what I see' if you know what I mean

song in head... well only that line :bleh:


:shifty: Thinks, change name to Teddy by deed poll today and :Pokey: .... If you know what I mean! :blip: (Then is it the red pill or the blue pill? Sigh!):laugh: You lovely cuddle bunny (bear)


I like the red smarties if you know what I mean

Ratti
30th November 2012, 13:04
I'll have a shot at anything dipped in chocolate

iykwim

Bald Eagle
30th November 2012, 13:46
or just the shot... iykwim

husaberg
30th November 2012, 17:28
def sure i wouldn't want to be shot from behind by a brown beer...........IYKWIM

Edbear
30th November 2012, 18:11
A shot of chocolate is often the best in many situations if you know what I mean.

husaberg
30th November 2012, 18:23
Would require more than chocolates. like over my dead body etc..before i wood let a bear intrude my picnic basket..iykwim

Edbear
30th November 2012, 18:25
Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sick: Not my style, if you know what I mean!

husaberg
30th November 2012, 18:27
"Not that there's anything wrong with it, Jerry" IYKWIM

Edbear
30th November 2012, 18:28
What's right with it? IYKWIM :confused:

husaberg
30th November 2012, 18:31
First rate birth control, i guess?..............but you are preaching to the choir............:buggerd:iykwim



'Do you see what I see' if you know what I mean

song in head... well only that line :bleh:




are you sure it was not this one.....
Hunters & Collectors
This Morning lyrics
I know, I know...only CC's are.... (http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/h/hunters_collectors/this_morning.html)

Maha
1st December 2012, 06:20
I Will Come To You At Night Time...iykwim.

oldrider
1st December 2012, 07:59
Things that move in the night! :eek: .... If you know what I mean!

Maha
1st December 2012, 08:03
Like a thief.....if you know what I mean.

oldrider
1st December 2012, 11:14
You mean like: Tinker tailor soldier sailor richman poorman beggerman, - Maha? :confused: ..... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

husaberg
1st December 2012, 22:08
Bed is the poor man's opera....Sex is the poor man's polo.........and he that loveth pleasure shall be a richly rewarded........iykwim

cc rider
2nd December 2012, 20:20
It ain't over 'til the fat lady rolls over... if you know what I mean :wings:

Laava
2nd December 2012, 20:26
I,m over fat ladies rolls , if you know what I mean!

cc rider
2nd December 2012, 20:28
Try their burgers instead... if you know what I mean :sick:

husaberg
2nd December 2012, 21:05
georgie pie and frosty boy....things he brings are packed with joy...... often licked never beaten IYKWIM

cc rider
2nd December 2012, 21:10
I like hot apple pie & sunny boys... if you know waht I mean:shifty:

swtfa
2nd December 2012, 21:20
Hugo said 'You go,' but I said 'no you go,' and soon he was back with a pack... and we ate in the back... IYKWIM

husaberg
2nd December 2012, 21:25
I like hot apple pie & sunny boys... if you know waht I mean:shifty:
i like long walks on the beach and ̶p̶o̶r̶n̶o̶g̶r̶a̶p̶h̶y̶ photography.................iykwim


Hugo said 'You go,' but I said 'no you go,' and soon he was back with a pack... and we ate in the back... IYKWIM
i came....i saw.... i er.... conjurgated....... iykwim

cc rider
2nd December 2012, 21:34
I like aeroplane jelly, aeroplane jelly for me... if you know what I mean

cc rider
2nd December 2012, 21:40
i like long walks on the beach and ̶p̶o̶r̶n̶o̶g̶r̶a̶p̶h̶y̶ photography.................iykwim


i came....i saw.... i er.... conjurgated....... iykwimYou seem to have a tickle in your throat young husadud,,, if you know what I mean *cough* *cough*

husaberg
2nd December 2012, 21:57
You seem to have a tickle in your throat young husadud,,, if you know what I mean *cough* *cough*

Thanks for your concern nursey but arn't you off the clock tonight? but if you feel i may be coming down with something, fetch me 10cc of vitamin C stat.

I like aeroplane jelly, aeroplane jelly for me... if you know what I mean
i love the way Jelly quivers but it's too sweet for my taste...i purfer spicy treats IYKWIM

cc rider
2nd December 2012, 22:08
Thanks for your concern do you feel i may be coming down with something. fetch me 10cc of vitamin C nursey stat.I fink you're one sick lil puppy... if you know what I mean :spanking:


i love the way Jelly quivers but it's to sweet for my taste... IYKWIM

Ahhh... the sound of landing belly first :thud:... if ya knows woddle I mean

husaberg
2nd December 2012, 22:17
I fink you're one sick lil puppy... if you know what I mean :spanking:



Ahhh... the sound of landing belly first :thud:... if ya knows woddle I mean

I find it pretty hard to argue with either statement really.............:whistle:
but i am always up for a robust debate........iykwim

cc rider
2nd December 2012, 22:29
I agree... if you know what I mean :blink:


... no that's not right :scratch:

husaberg
2nd December 2012, 22:46
I agree... if you know what I mean :blink:


... no that's not right :scratch:

oh you know when its right..... cause it will be frowned upon by most religions.....iykwim

cc rider
2nd December 2012, 22:51
Christ!!! :( if you know what I mean

oldrider
2nd December 2012, 22:59
Tried jelly wrestling once - the bloody jelly won! :sick: .... if you know what I mean! :crybaby: (Sigh: I hear KY jelly is more user friendly!) :psst:

cc rider
2nd December 2012, 23:06
(Sigh: I hear KY jelly is more user friendly!) :psst:That's handy... if you get a grip on what I mean

oldrider
3rd December 2012, 06:17
Grip sip and tip! (On the case!) ... If you know what I mean! :bleh:

husaberg
3rd December 2012, 12:12
a na nana na nah.....
da na na nanana na.........iykwim

cc rider
3rd December 2012, 19:53
a na nana na nah.....
da na na nanana na.........iykwimthe na's have it... iv yo no wot i meen

Edbear
3rd December 2012, 20:07
Or was that the Nana's if you know what I mean?

husaberg
3rd December 2012, 21:30
the na's have it... iv yo no wot i meen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bxyEgb8jQxY


Or was that the Nana's if you know what I mean?

Gilf bound to be a few, now that i are approaching the age of a ̶m̶i̶d̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ midwife crisis

cc rider
3rd December 2012, 23:27
GILF... OMG, I had to google that :facepalm: (I'm a bit of duff) if you know what I mean

Settle down husaman :calm:

oldrider
4th December 2012, 15:05
GILF? .... I got me one of those :love: works a treat! ..... If you know what I mean! :whistle:

Maha
4th December 2012, 15:48
Fuck there some knobz on this poxy site...they should stick to FB....iykwifwm.

husaberg
4th December 2012, 16:18
Fuck there some knobz on this poxy site...they should stick to FB....iykwifwm.

Fuck who stole the cookie from the cookie jar....iykwim

oldrider
4th December 2012, 19:13
Fuck there some knobz on this poxy site...they should stick to FB....iykwifwm.

Sounds like serious discord has been partaken upon! .... If you know what I mean! :confused:

husaberg
4th December 2012, 19:51
Discord maybe there is a few Knots in someones undergarments or at the least placed slightly askew. iykwim

cc rider
4th December 2012, 19:58
Boy scouts are good wif knots... if ya know what I mean

husaberg
4th December 2012, 20:10
I'm not capable of living up to all the Boy Scout philosophy......iykwim.

cc rider
4th December 2012, 20:16
buy some girl guide cookies... if ya know what I mean :innocent:

husaberg
4th December 2012, 20:23
lets hear it for the girls...... lets give them all a hand.........you know, you got to understaaaaaaaaaaaand.....
I esp like the one's dipped in chocolate........iykwim

cc rider
4th December 2012, 23:04
I'm a bit dippy sometimes... i don't mean to be... if you know what I mean :blink:

husaberg
4th December 2012, 23:26
chicken dip and corn chips, but you mustn't double dip....iykwim

cc rider
4th December 2012, 23:31
That only counts if you dip the same end twice... if you know what I mean

Maha
5th December 2012, 05:46
..and old old saying ''The three wippets'' wip it in wip it out and wipe it...iykwim.

cc rider
5th December 2012, 08:52
whip it! whip it good!

Ratti
5th December 2012, 12:59
you had me at whips- ikwim

Maha
5th December 2012, 13:27
.....no strings attached, but a tie wouldn't go a miss...if you know what I mean.

oldrider
5th December 2012, 14:30
Would a "Hog tie" cut it for you? .... If you know what I mean! :ride:

Maha
5th December 2012, 15:11
No...but Anne likes pigs, and thats not to say I look with in a curly tail...if you know what I mean.

Edbear
5th December 2012, 15:13
So you like to get high on the hog and pig out then. If you know what I mean?

Maha
5th December 2012, 15:18
...I prefer Appletons or a nice cold Stella Artois....if you know what I mean.

husaberg
5th December 2012, 17:02
...I prefer Appletons or a nice cold Stella Artois....if you know what I mean.

Stelllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa desire can drive people crazy, esp if you have an inferiority complex......... iykwim

cc rider
5th December 2012, 17:29
Oh that's just crazy talk that is... if you know what I mean

husaberg
5th December 2012, 17:57
She drives me crazy ............ and i can't help myself..iykwim

oldrider
5th December 2012, 18:05
No...but Anne likes pigs.

I've often been compared to a pig and for Anne (Sigh) .... I would take flying lessons! :niceone: ... if you know what I mean!

husaberg
5th December 2012, 18:18
I've often been compared to a pig and for Anne (Sigh) .... I would take flying lessons! :niceone: ... if you know what I mean!

Is thou doth compared to a swine.
My good man demand satisfaction, settle it with a duel, equipped with er.......... pork swords?iykwim

Mom
5th December 2012, 18:55
I've often been compared to a pig and for Anne (Sigh) .... I would take flying lessons! :niceone: ... if you know what I mean!

I have been directed to this thread lovely thang, if you know what I mean

cc rider
5th December 2012, 19:06
direct & upfront is the way to go... if ya know what I mean

Mom
5th December 2012, 19:09
direct & upfront is the way to go... if ya know what I mean

Oh, I love it direct and upfont...if you know what I mean :love:

Mom
5th December 2012, 19:10
direct & upfront is the way to go... if ya know what I mean

I was going to type the opposite but thought better of it, if you know what I mean :o

husaberg
5th December 2012, 19:22
I am sure either of your positions are coming across successfully iykwim

Mom
5th December 2012, 19:25
I am sure either of your positions are coming across successfully iykwim

You obviously fit in here :weird:


You probably should not have said that, I worry about Oldriders health :devil2: IYKWIM

husaberg
5th December 2012, 19:36
An old rider (i guess) wood have a few tricks left up his sleeve, Which wood be construed as new tricks to a younger pillion.:laugh:....iykwim

Mom
5th December 2012, 19:41
An old rider (i guess) wood have a few tricks left up his sleeve, Which wood be construed as new tricks to a younger pillion.:laugh:....iykwim

Wood? Wude man... :innocent:

Shut Up! All who know me :spanking:

IYKWIM

husaberg
5th December 2012, 19:45
Wood is commonly used by beavers to construct a dam . It's far more successful than the little dutch boys method of using his finger to plug a dyke..iykwim

Mom
5th December 2012, 19:48
Wood is commonly used by beavers to construct a dam .indeed it's far more successfully than the dutch boys method of plugging a dyke..iykwim

Dykes have never turned me on, I quite like beavers ( animal of my home country), but I do appreciate an nice Woody IFYWIM

Edbear
5th December 2012, 19:53
This thread is too wude for me at mo, I wait til I can post less wude if you know what I mean.

husaberg
5th December 2012, 19:55
This thread is too wude for me at mo, I wait til I can post less wude if you know what I mean.
my posts are not actually rude.....nono its how ones dirty mind interprets them. that the rude bit (between your teeth)


Dykes have never turned me on, I quite like beavers ( animal of my home country), but I do appreciate an nice Woody IFYWIM

oh...... oh..... Canada.......... ?home of the Mounties...........
Problem with wood is it decays with age and unless treated carefully borer can be an issue.....iykwim

cc rider
5th December 2012, 19:56
nothing cuter then a busy beaver... if ya know what I mean :blip:

:wavey: mom

cc rider
5th December 2012, 20:00
This thread is too wude for me at mo, I wait til I can post lessah wude if you know what I mean.this may take awhile Ed, you may want to go re-tile the bathroom while waiting if ya know what I mean

Mom
5th December 2012, 20:02
this may take awhile Ed, you may want to go re-tile the bathroom while waiting if ya know what I mean

He can come up here and re-tile mine iykwim

Hi CC :chase:

Edbear
5th December 2012, 20:02
this may take awhile Ed, you may want to go re-tile the bathroom while waiting if ya know what I mean

Actually Mrs. Bear just got out of the bath...


If you know what I mean...

Mom
5th December 2012, 20:03
Actually Mrs. Bear just got out of the bath...


If you know what I mean...

Good night Eddy Bear IYKWIM

husaberg
5th December 2012, 20:04
nothing cuter then a busy beaver... if ya know what I mean :blip:

:wavey: mom

cute isn't a beaver just a rat with better PR.............
No sorry ...... The beaver is an industrious wood munching critter mammal...............
profoundly underrated for its ability to store vast quantities of wood , also enabling vast storage of liquids under pressure......iykwim

oh Ed you pulled out before she was finished now that's wude............

cc rider
5th December 2012, 20:11
Actually Mrs. Bear just got out of the bath...


If you know what I mean...A lil regrouting, noice ;) if ya nudge nudge what I mean

husaberg
5th December 2012, 20:14
A lil regrouting, noice ;) if ya nudge nudge what I mean

Too late i think hes popped off, laid down tools and thrown in the towel.........

cc rider
5th December 2012, 20:17
what was that apple mixer for the gin we had? Have a barby drink for me gorgeous :love:
if ya remember what I mean :innocent:

allycatz
5th December 2012, 20:19
Actually Mrs. Bear just got out of the bath...


If you know what I mean...

Was it a bubble bath or was she just full of wind IYKWIM?

husaberg
5th December 2012, 20:26
You girl are putting the wind up me. As there's about 4 lovely ladies now on this thread, i fear i may be about to be ganged up on:rolleyes:.........iykwim

oldrider
5th December 2012, 20:37
Hey Mom, I grew up in "Woodville" :whistle: (True story, I kid you not) .... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

Maha
6th December 2012, 05:54
Just through the gorge where I spent my first 14 years....if you know wha' I mean

oldrider
6th December 2012, 06:32
Yep ... that's it, "wood" is in the DNA! :blip: (Or the jeans in this case) .... If you know what I mean! :lol:

husaberg
6th December 2012, 06:52
As the rot sets in you might find oldriders pillion might sence the decay down there, then issue you with a DNR.............iykwiw.........

Edbear
6th December 2012, 06:59
Nice day, today, if you know what I mean...

husaberg
6th December 2012, 07:14
Carpe diem. The early bird catches the worm, Gather ye rosebuds while ye may............ iykwim

cc rider
6th December 2012, 07:51
For $500, what was Rosebud?… if you guess what I mean

oneofsix
6th December 2012, 08:03
an old codgers bob sled - IYKWIM

husaberg
6th December 2012, 09:12
For $500, what was Rosebud?… if you guess what I mean

rosebuds are best plucked while young and firm much like mellons i guess
But for $500 a shot i would expect them to belong to a middleton, although......... i guess the arse just fell out of that market..............iykwim

cc rider
6th December 2012, 19:01
you deserve the Cain... if you know who I mean

husaberg
6th December 2012, 19:14
you deserve the Cain... if you know who I mean

ohlllll Mc'Cain you've done it again.
Sticks and stones make break my bones, but whips and chains excite me....iykwim:laugh:

Mom
6th December 2012, 19:30
I prefer a much more subtle approach :spanking: if you know what I mean

cc rider
6th December 2012, 19:35
I prefer a much more subtle approach :spanking: if you know what I meanIt will only encourage husa & he's incorragable (bad spellin) enough… if ya know what I mean :rolleyes:

husaberg
6th December 2012, 19:35
I prefer a much more subtle approach :spanking: if you know what I mean

subtle, well, bowl me over with a feather, you dust protest too much, i obviously can't hold a candle to you.......iykwim


It will only encourage husa & he's incorragable (bad spellin) enough… if ya know what I mean :rolleyes:


Do you mean inconjugal ( my spelling is also bad)butt you're a far naughtier gurl than i..iykwim.......

Mom
6th December 2012, 19:54
subtle, well, bowl me over with a feather, you dust protest too much, i obviously can't hold a candle to you.......iykwim




Do you mean inconjugal ( my spelling is also bad)butt you're a far naughtier gurl than i..iykwim.......

She is not naughty! We shared tongue and she made the pics vanish... she is magic if you know what I mean :o

husaberg
6th December 2012, 20:00
She is not naughty! We shared tongue and she made the pics vanish... she is magic if you know what I mean :o
I kissed a girl on facebook once, she liked it
so she doth speak with a forked tongue........pics or it only happened on maha's thread.... iykwim.

Maha
6th December 2012, 20:17
Oh it happened, in broad daylight and the setting was delightfully...bridging...if you know what I mean.

cc rider
6th December 2012, 20:22
we don't need pics, we have our memories & an audience at the time... if I remember :wings:

I has the mazic :devil2:


it was a great ride Maha, as I recall…if you know what I mean

husaberg
6th December 2012, 20:51
Memories, Like the corners of my mind, Misty water-colored magic mammaries, Of the way you were.......iykwim
Scattered pictures, Of the smiles we left behind

<img src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/5/27/15/enhanced-buzz-7311-1306526140-22.jpg " width="290px"/>

cc rider
7th December 2012, 07:43
I remembered something but I forgot what… if ya know what I mean

oneofsix
7th December 2012, 08:12
I remembered something but I forgot what… if ya know what I mean

If I knew what you meant I would know what you had forgotten and be able to remind you and therefore it wouldn't be forgotten... if ya know what I mean

cc rider
7th December 2012, 08:39
Would be gud, if only I knew what I was talking about :confused: if you know what I mean (hmmm)




wonders off mumblig to self

Edbear
7th December 2012, 08:47
I wasn't aware you had to know what you were talking about on here, if you knows what I mean :psst:

cc rider
7th December 2012, 08:52
I was trying to be uneek… iv ya know what I mean

Edbear
7th December 2012, 10:18
Always remember you are unique, like everyone else, if you know what I mean.

Maha
7th December 2012, 11:28
Every Rose Has an Akzel....if you know what I mean.

Bassmatt
7th December 2012, 11:49
Can't see the point of this thread ..if you know what i mean

Maha
7th December 2012, 11:53
Then go find one where you can because, 8915 posts would suggest otherwise...if you know what I mean.

Edited to more....polite wording :shifty:

Bassmatt
7th December 2012, 11:57
Don't feel the need to be polite on my account...if you know what I mean

Bassmatt
7th December 2012, 12:01
Then go find one where you can because, 8915 posts would suggest otherwise...if you know what I mean.


Bigger isn't always better...if you know what i mean

Maha
7th December 2012, 12:04
It is when it comes to ice creams ...if you know what I mean

Edbear
7th December 2012, 12:05
The point of this thread is it's a distraction from seriousness and an enjoyable way to explore play on words and make fun of the ambiguity of the English language, if you know what I mean. :msn-wink:

oldrider
7th December 2012, 12:36
Thank you Edbare, I now know what you mean ... if you know what I mean! :thud:

Edbear
7th December 2012, 12:44
Thank you Edbare, I now know what you mean ... if you know what I mean! :thud:

My pleasure old chap, I'm pleased you know what I mean if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:

swtfa
7th December 2012, 12:49
Thank you Edbare, I now know what you mean ... if you know what I mean! :thud:

Ditto Edbear and is "EDBARE" a new kind of brazilian wax?... if you know what I mean

Edbear
7th December 2012, 12:57
Ditto Edbear and is "EDBARE" a new kind of brazilian wax?... if you know what I mean

I believe oldrider started spelling it like that due to a risque post of mine, some time ago, IYKWIM

husaberg
7th December 2012, 15:32
The risque posts help to prop up the threadbare tent....iykwim

Mom
7th December 2012, 17:44
I was trying to be uneek… iv ya know what I mean

You know how you catch a deer eh?

Uneek up on it if you know what I mean

oldrider
7th December 2012, 18:52
You may control the doe but the buck stops here! ... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes: (Corny I know ,well we all have to struggle now and then!) :o

Mom
7th December 2012, 18:56
You may control the doe but the buck stops here! ... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes: (Corny I know ,well we all have to struggle now and then!) :o

Can I assist with that struggle Mr Grey...

Wish I knew what I mean, I have not read the books LOL But I can imagine :blip: if you know what I mean

Edbear
7th December 2012, 19:36
When Alzheimer's sufferers get a sense of de ja vu it's because they feel they have forgotten something before, if you know what I mean.

husaberg
7th December 2012, 20:39
if you can remember that you have forgotten something, you don't suffer from Alzheimer's......so tis'what was it you unmembered........if you know what I mean

cc rider
7th December 2012, 23:22
Can't see the point of this thread ..if you know what i meanI think the point Bass was making was a 'prickly' one... if you know what I mean

... was I just smarted then the average thorn??? :blink:

husaberg
7th December 2012, 23:32
Its a bear market, hedge funds are down, but i still feel that if you are ensure liquidity and confidence in asset appreciation things may turn arround.....iykwim

Hopeful Bastard
7th December 2012, 23:36
Its a bear market, hedge funds are down, but i still feel rather bullish though.....iykwim

Keep on top of the Shrubbery and you wont have a twig stick you in the wrong spot.. IYKWIM

husaberg
7th December 2012, 23:43
I quite enjoy a spot of gardening, topiary as it were..but planting seed is what i do best though...... iykwim

cc rider
7th December 2012, 23:51
A quiet spot in the garden to read is so relaxing... if you know what I mean

husaberg
8th December 2012, 02:18
A place of deep contemplation and relaxing anticipation ....... iykwim

swtfa
8th December 2012, 15:50
I shiver with anticipation while you contemplate your next bold move... iykwim ;)

husaberg
8th December 2012, 16:21
They both shiver with eager anticipation at the mere thought of a tender caress igniting..............

Hopeful Bastard
8th December 2012, 16:22
I shiver with anticipation while you contemplate your next bold move... iykwim ;)

Queen to A4 If you know what I mean.. (If you see what I did there)

cc rider
8th December 2012, 16:27
My bishop takes your queen... if you know what I mean :shifty:

husaberg
8th December 2012, 16:27
Bishop take the queen so early on with out the beforegame maneuvers. i think you just sunk the blue ball and will end up snookering yourself

cc rider
8th December 2012, 16:32
... there is always confession before redemption... if you know what I mean

husaberg
8th December 2012, 16:46
... there is always confession before redemption... if you know what I mean
.
Thy sins i guess are only as a result of the flesh, so confess thy sins and i will wash them away and cast out thy sins with holy water ......IYKWIM

cc rider
8th December 2012, 18:03
... glad I'm atheist... if you know what I mean :eek:

Edbear
8th December 2012, 18:14
Sin defined is missing the mark of perfection so that's all of us I guess if you know what I mean. :no:

cc rider
8th December 2012, 18:25
That makes me very sinful... if you know what I mean :facepalm: :blink:



... bergmeister, not A word, not a single word :nono:

husaberg
8th December 2012, 18:29
All sins are attempts to fill voids..........Yet of the seven deadly sins, only envy is no fun at all.iykwim.


... bergmeister, not A word, not a single word :nono:

I have not opened my lips...............

Edbear
8th December 2012, 18:42
That makes me very sinful... if you know what I mean :facepalm: :blink:

... bergmeister, not A word, not a single word :nono:

C'mon, I fear you underestimate yourself. If I wasn't so modest I would be perfect if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:

husaberg
8th December 2012, 19:01
my purfect night in would also be a night out, and a night in, downtown with an uptown girl like all the best tales, it should include a happy ending........iykwim.
and include Nachos

cc rider
8th December 2012, 19:08
my purfect night in would also be a night out, maybe downtown with an uptown girl........and include NachosGrrrr... you edited, so I tried editing, laptop crashed, then froze so I went to make a cuppa, my sarong came undone, I tripped, spilt the tea, unplugged the laptop cord, internet wouldn't connect.... if you know what I mean :mad:


... and I have no cookies for my cuppa :weep:

you owe me a drink hussy :drinknsin

husaberg
8th December 2012, 19:16
likes salsa, likes it hot and spicey, and latein rhythm.....iykwim

cc rider
8th December 2012, 19:39
I'd like to learn how to salsa... if you know what I mean :wari:

husaberg
8th December 2012, 19:49
The man leads and the lady follows on,She hangs on his every move, she drapes herself Well it's a bit naughty.......
Ps you had me a sarong , above.Well your off to a fine start........iykwim

Edbear
9th December 2012, 15:55
Many a man has been undone by a sarong coming undone, if you know what I mean... :shifty:

Maha
9th December 2012, 16:08
Nothing sarong with that :msn-wink:.......if you know what I mean.

Edbear
9th December 2012, 16:17
S'long as said sarong belongs to the right lady, you're soright, if you know what I mean.

husaberg
9th December 2012, 16:25
salacious sacrificial satin sarong..............Sayonara ....iykwim

oldrider
9th December 2012, 16:33
:spanking:

cc rider is 10 short of perfection in her race/signature number on display on her posts, hope she is working on it! .... If you know what I mean! :wait:

Mom
9th December 2012, 17:48
Satin dresssing gowns, and full noise (running) part company down the front and create rude telephone calls from neighbours :o if you know what I mean.

Gives "show us yer tits" a whole new meaning LOL

husaberg
9th December 2012, 18:04
Satin dresssing gowns, and full noise (running) part company down the front and create rude telephone calls from neighbours :o if you know what I mean.


Free free, Set them freeeeeeee.........It wood be rude knot too.. sawrong... if you know what I mean.

cc rider
12th December 2012, 01:28
cc rider is 10 short of perfection in her race/signature number on display on her posts, hope she is working on it! .... :wait:How wude!!! I do have a ways to go before then cheeky :girlfight:(is race # & club name :) ) if you know what I mean


Satin dresssing gowns, and full noise (running) part company down the front and create rude telephone calls from neighbours :o Oops! I misread 'full nose' :laugh:
I only made the first 2 call... wreally my dear :shifty: ... if ya nose what I mean


I have 1 full time neighbour so there may be some nudyness around the top deck (that ones for you husahusa):moon: if you can imagine what I mean


Free free, Set them freeeeeeee.........It wood be rude knot too.. sawrong... if you know what I mean.Sawright :wings: you know it :blip:

oldrider
12th December 2012, 07:36
For cc rider, we are wude men in the South .... if you know what I mean! :lol:

Edbear
13th December 2012, 10:55
How wude!!! I do have a ways to go before then cheeky :girlfight:(is race # & club name :) ) if you know what I mean

Oops! I misread 'full nose' :laugh:
I only made the first 2 call... wreally my dear :shifty: ... if ya nose what I mean


I have 1 full time neighbour so there may be some nudyness around the top deck (that ones for you husahusa):moon: if you can imagine what I meanSawright :wings: you know it :blip:

You'll have him falling of his chair soon, if you know what I mean... :wacko:

Maha
13th December 2012, 11:51
You're not drunk if you can still hang onto the floor.....if you know what I mean.

cc rider
13th December 2012, 13:20
you're not sober if you didn't know there was a chair… if you know what I mean :blink:

Maha
13th December 2012, 14:32
Chair bro.....iykwim.

husaberg
13th December 2012, 18:07
Chairs well am not a leg man myself.....but everyone needs a leg up occasionally..so Lets hear it for the gurls, Lets give the boys a hand....Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Let's hear it for the gurlz.........iykwim

Mom
13th December 2012, 18:28
Chairs well am not a leg man myself.....but everyone needs a leg up occasionally..so Lets hear it for the gurls, Lets give the boys a hand....Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Let's hear it for the gurlz.........iykwim

Or a leg over? The boys can hand it for themselves :devil2: IYKWIM

husaberg
13th December 2012, 18:34
Or a leg over? The boys can hand it for themselves :devil2: IYKWIM

yeah some situations, we men can handle ourselves, but other situations require a women's touch...like, it takes TUTU tango (ie black swan)...iykwim...

BEST MOVIE EVER:jerry:

Mom
13th December 2012, 18:41
yeah some situations, we men can handle ourselves, but other situations require a women's touch...like, it takes TUTU tango (ie black swan)...iykwim...

BEST MOVIE EVER:jerry:

Obviously have not concept of sharing self handling :innocent: ahem :o if you know what I mean

sorry John :love:

husaberg
13th December 2012, 18:46
Shearing self handling? ewe don't pull the wool over my eyes. Although the lanolin could make ones hands awfully supple...iykwim
<img src="http://www.farmersmutual.com/Images/FARMERS%20MUTUAL.jpg" width="100px"/>

Mom
13th December 2012, 19:03
Shearing self handling? ewe don't pull the wool over my eyes. Although the lanolin could make ones hands awfully supple...iykwim

And sheepskins are so fluffy... iykwim

husaberg
13th December 2012, 19:05
And sheepskins are so fluffy... iykwim

Fluffy ducks are often best plucked....but some, Tomcat's puuuurfur c̶h̶e̶f̶ Suede ...........iykwim

cc rider
13th December 2012, 22:47
How do you pervswede a duck to lay its feather down... if you know what I mean... *quack* *quack*



.... oh & you too are way smuttier them me :innocent:







:killingme :rofl: :whistle:

Maha
14th December 2012, 05:35
I can answer that, but lurky lew may take it the wrong way as per usual.........again...if you know what I mean. ;)

Edbear
14th December 2012, 07:53
Shearing self handling? ewe don't pull the wool over my eyes. Although the lanolin could make ones hands awfully supple...iykwim>

Mom has a reputation already if you know what I mean...

husaberg
14th December 2012, 16:10
Mom has a reputation already if you know what I mean...

yeah as ED says i must spread it around a bit more before giving it to mom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex) again anyway.iykwim


I can answer that, but lurky lew may take it the wrong way as per usual.........again...if you know what I mean. ;)
Pansy took it the Wong (http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/4337061/Pansy-Wong-resigns-Cabinet-spot-over-travel-perk) way, yet still ended up The Right Honorable. So there is Honor amongst some thieves IYKWIM

cc rider
14th December 2012, 23:24
yeah as ED says i must spread it around a bit more before giving it to mom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex) again anyway.iykwimZow you sink mom is a German fellow wif de white beard andz a ting for zigars... very interesting, very interesting indeed... if you have the cognitive faculty of deciphering what I am saying...

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh :wari:

did I say that outload??? :shifty: ... my slip

husaberg
15th December 2012, 08:17
Zow you sink mom is a German fellow wif de white beard andz a ting for zigars... very interesting, very interesting indeed... if you have the cognitive faculty of deciphering what I am saying...

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh :wari:

did I say that outload??? :shifty: ... my slip

Ya interesting guy, i think he liked his mom a little too much,(shit he was always banging on about her) was he the first afflicted with parapraxis? Whereas your slip is an inevitable self fulfilling prophecy.....

Edbear
15th December 2012, 08:46
I think I slipped on my cognitive faculty if you know what I mean.

husaberg
15th December 2012, 09:53
Clean up in isle 5,polished and waxed floors will do that to you...........iykwim

Coldrider
15th December 2012, 11:30
and thus, 'soap on a rope' was invented, IUKWIM

husaberg
15th December 2012, 13:13
Hang em high ladies, because if you give a man enough rope and he'll try too lasso another woman......iykwim

cc rider
15th December 2012, 15:26
… I'm at the end of my tether… if y'all know what I mean

Edbear
15th December 2012, 15:31
They say that when you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on! If you know what I mean.

husaberg
15th December 2012, 15:34
knot ready to tie the knot,but Interestingly some people need to be tied up in order to lose their inhibitions.......iykwim:shifty:

swtfa
15th December 2012, 23:03
Does one need a password to play this game - oh no knot I... iykwim

husaberg
15th December 2012, 23:34
Game.... you, had me at oh........iykwim

swtfa
16th December 2012, 09:30
Game.... you, had me at oh........iykwim

Have ya missed me oh?... iykwim

husaberg
16th December 2012, 10:46
O off coarse miss swifa....what was the question?.........iykwim

Edbear
16th December 2012, 11:04
Sounds a bit questionable to me... If you know what I mean. :Police:

husaberg
16th December 2012, 11:11
Narr, your fears are unsounded, for my literally intentions are completely dishonorable...iykwim

Mom
16th December 2012, 16:53
They say that when you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on! If you know what I mean.

Never give up if you know what I mean!

cc rider
16th December 2012, 16:59
Never give up if you know what I mean!Even if you bite off more then you can chew... if you know what I mean



or it may become hard to swallow.. if you know what I mean

husaberg
16th December 2012, 17:33
Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think....iykwim:shit:

cc rider
16th December 2012, 18:01
When i was a kid I used to be able to fit my hand in my mouth... fingers double jointed...
... I see you can still fit your foot in yours... if you know what I mean :spanking:

Maha
16th December 2012, 18:18
@ 7:20pm---->> total viewers = (2 members and 49 guests)......:confused: iykwim.

Edbear
16th December 2012, 18:19
Sigh, you beat me to it, again, IYKWIM

cc rider
16th December 2012, 18:21
Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think....iykwim:shit:On second thoughts... maybe you're right husawusa, jus finished a 400g bag of marshmallows.
... but in my defence, they were less then 12mths until Used by Date... if you know what I mean :sick:

Maha
16th December 2012, 18:22
Quick!...show 'em ya nuts...:weird:...if you know what I mean

cc rider
16th December 2012, 18:23
@ 7:20pm---->> total viewers = (2 members and 56 guests)......:confused: iykwim.Purves :bleh: