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slowpoke
1st March 2010, 09:58
After my less than stellar efforts down South at the first round of the National's I arrived home from 3 weeks at work to a well busted bike and a pile of parts that would hopefully transform it from trash into treasure.

By the time Sidewinder arrived Wednesday night with my fuel pump/filter etc it was lookin' good to push the button and fire it up: noise! Beautiful beautiful noise! With Billy coming to the rescue with fairings to be fitted at Manfeild things were finally lookin' pretty good.....

....until the guy who had offered to bring my replacement gloves over from Wellington piked it at the last minute and I had to do an emergency 2 hour round trip to Lower Hutt late Thursday afternoon.

....and the guys changing my tyres on Thursday decided to play with their dodgy new wheel balancer rather than change the tyres accumulating at their feet.

....and the pin snapped off the front stand as I was gettting set up at Manfeild.

....and after finally getting on track for the second last session of the day the sexy new billet roll-a-click brake lever didn't allow enough travel to let the master cylinder bleed port open and jammed the front brakes on in the middle of the track on the second lap.

....and in the last gasp session of the day the bike started hesitating/surging and losing power after just another couple of laps. So much for "gixxer power 4 eva", as written on so many toilet walls....

So all in all, just shitty lil' problems and running around getting nowhere, on top of a bike that just felt disgusting after a fork spring change and clicker flicking after my suspension woes at Ruapuna.

So unlike at Ruapuna I decided to listen the lil' voice in the back of my head saying "Sir, please step away from the vee-hickle" and parked it up. I needed some low pressure test time to get the thing sorted, not trying to push it at the National's with the hairs on the back of my neck standing on end waiting for the "next thing".

Thanks heaps to:
Chris Osborne who raced home to grab/make another front stand pin for me
Billy (AutoCycle Refinishers) for making up a great set of Yoshi type fairings that fit nicely straight up.
Kerry Dukie for changing tyres at a moments notice
Mark Bennett for figuring out my stoopid brake problem and arranging a quiet test session on the back circuit out of everyones way
Everyone who missed me as I was stuck in the middle of the track. I was seriously considering dumping the bike and running for it, but figured at least standing up the bike was an easier target to miss for you guys.

Finally, why most racers would rather ride around in the rain and cold in the middle of winter, battling just to get a spot in the stables, rather than the stunning weather and your choice of umpteen great pit spots at a summer event has got me beat. You've got rocks in your head.

Tony.OK
1st March 2010, 10:11
Buy A Honda!!!!!!!!!!! :)

slowpoke
1st March 2010, 10:17
Buy A Honda!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Hmmmmm, I wonder I get one of them from.........cheeky coont!

Biggles08
1st March 2010, 10:27
Yeah bro...was pretty surprising seeing you in the middle of the track! I would have baled to the inside of the track myself....F#$k the bike! lol
It actually made it worse that there was someone else off the track on the inside waving his hands....distracting every ones attention to him and then we looked back at the corner and then there you were!!! Doh!!!

JayRacer37
1st March 2010, 10:29
Saw you walking around on friday, that sucks. Want me to sort the wee issues at the hillclimb? ;)

slowpoke
1st March 2010, 11:39
Saw you walking around on friday, that sucks. Want me to sort the wee issues at the hillclimb? ;)

Have you got some matches on ya? That'll sort the fucker.....

What happened to you mate? Saw you comin' in on the trailer and no results......?

slowpoke
1st March 2010, 11:44
Yeah bro...was pretty surprising seeing you in the middle of the track! I would have baled to the inside of the track myself....F#$k the bike! lol


Yeah, I wasn't so much worried about the bike, had some good new crash knobs fitted, but after seeing a few guys coming around 2 abreast I was worried about parking a bigger obstacle in front of people. Rightly or wrongly I just thought skinnier the better and prayed you guys would be good enough to slip passed, which you were. First time I've wished for a centre stand on a GSXR!

JayRacer37
1st March 2010, 11:55
Have you got some matches on ya? That'll sort the fucker.....

What happened to you mate? Saw you comin' in on the trailer and no results......?

Yeah, I can chuck it off cliffhanger for you if ya like!

I crashed on Friday morning and landed badly on my worse shoulder, I tried riding the 600 again on Sat morning but couldn't hang onto it right so I shelved it for the weekend and just rode the 650, which is much less of a handful! A few days of working the shoulder and I'll be right though.

Toast
1st March 2010, 13:55
Everyone who missed me as I was stuck in the middle of the track. I was seriously considering dumping the bike and running for it, but figured at least standing up the bike was an easier target to miss for you guys.

Finally, why most racers would rather ride around in the rain and cold in the middle of winter, battling just to get a spot in the stables, rather than the stunning weather and your choice of umpteen great pit spots at a summer event has got me beat. You've got rocks in your head.

So that's what that was all about!

Sorry to hear that it didn't happen for ya. Most likely a good choice though! Wish I'd been as wise in the last session on Friday rather than pushing myself, letting my munted wrist pack up on me and do a muppet drop on the freshly mown grass!

And yeah, you're right, the meeting was awesome!

KS34
1st March 2010, 15:28
Great to finally meet ya dude, shite luck, but great attitude, fix her up and get back on the donkey!

slowpoke
1st March 2010, 18:52
So that's what that was all about!

Sorry to hear that it didn't happen for ya. Most likely a good choice though! Wish I'd been as wise in the last session on Friday rather than pushing myself, letting my munted wrist pack up on me and do a muppet drop on the freshly mown grass!

And yeah, you're right, the meeting was awesome!

Yeah, it wasn't so much what had happened as what could happen. My better half has put up with a lot over the last month or so and to fuck up again, with everything telling me to give it a rest would have been salt on an open wound!

You were flyin' out there, I take it you had a lil' moment in race 1? Great lap time, and good to see ya bounce back in race 2.


Great to finally meet ya dude, shite luck, but great attitude, fix her up and get back on the donkey!

Yep, lookin' forward to chasing that sexy red arse soon! The bike looks great and you should be proud of your efforts on the lil' sen fiddy Ken.

roogazza
1st March 2010, 19:42
You a religious man Spud ? Someone trying to tell you something ? Not having much luck, huh. lol.
[QUOTE=slowpoke;
Finally, why most racers would rather ride around in the rain and cold in the middle of winter, battling just to get a spot in the stables, rather than the stunning weather and your choice of umpteen great pit spots at a summer event has got me beat. You've got rocks in your head.[/QUOTE]

Beats me, why do they do that ? G.

Toast
1st March 2010, 19:46
Yeah, it wasn't so much what had happened as what could happen. My better half has put up with a lot over the last month or so and to fuck up again, with everything telling me to give it a rest would have been salt on an open wound!

You were flyin' out there, I take it you had a lil' moment in race 1? Great lap time, and good to see ya bounce back in race 2.



Yeah there will be another day :)

Combination of no fitness, stuffed wrist/hand pain, and usual muppetness. Lucky the grass was dry!

johan
2nd March 2010, 10:15
Hey mate,

Great to see you again on Saturday!

I can't believe all the bad luck you've had this season, but I reckon it can only get better from here!