K Road hookers

[marty]

Jeez nearly got a free BJ last night. Was stopped at the lights next to Erox on K Rd about 9.30pm. Was heading back to the Trust Stadium to pick up some friends at Paramore. Suddenly my passenger door opens and this fuck ugly toothless slag says - 'can I get in your car? - I'm freezing - I'll give you a blow job'. 'Fuck off' I said. 'I'll smash your car' she says. 'Whatever....just fuck off....' says I (If you knew my car you'd know why that wasn't really an issue). And I drove off into the night laughing because the stuff she grabbed (stole) off the front seat was a pizza box with Mr Wedge crusts in it!!

Should I have taken the offer of the BJ?

[SMOKEU]

You should have smacked the thieving whore.

[mashman]

You should have smacked the thieving whore.

whilst getting the blow job

[mrmeal]

you probably would have needed to fork out for a tetnis (sp) shot afterwards. I'm thinking you made the right call, and your little man probably thanks you too :)

[SMOKEU]

whilst getting the blow job

She might bite. You never know, there could be a hidden tooth somewhere in the other wise 'toothless' bitch.

[Headbanger]

Always amazes me how ugly the whores are, They never look like that in the movies.

[kiwifruit]

Now tell us the real story :D

[mashman]

She might bite. You never know, there could be a hidden tooth somewhere in the other wise 'toothless' bitch.

Ha ha ha ha... sabre tooth... At least she would have earned the smack then... but i do indeed take your point... in a manner of speaking...

[Toot Toot]

Problem is in that area of K' Rd... probably wasn't a woman..

[Ronin]

Waits for Ixion to post...

[mynameis]

Whey hey hey I smell I bluff here :lol:

Spill the beans how was it? :laugh:

Did you just cover her/his face with the pizza box and just went for it aye :rofl:

[golfmade]

My guess is the car door was actually locked, through the glass she looked somewhat inviting on a cold, dreary night, so he unlocked the door only to be shocked at what got in.

[EJK]

One thing for sure. She was hungry.

[Mudfart]

if she was toothless, i woulda gone for it. I had the same thing, when i had to pull a u turn and stop, the whore thought i was interested in "it". "it" was a dude. or one butt ug mofo. I WAS interested. BUT, it wasnt why I pulled up.

[avgas]

Wasn't that cold last night. This time change the story about you getting a blow-job to something believable.

[Tank]

Always amazes me how ugly the whores are, They never look like that in the movies.

You just need a better budget.

[EJK]

You just need a better budget.

like...... Lisa Lewis? How much was for her on one whore website? :lol: $4k was I think (seen it on 60 Minutes years ago).

[Pussy]

like...... Lisa Lewis? How much was for her on one whore website? :lol: $4k was I think (seen it on 60 Minutes years ago).

She'd have to pay me more than that.....

[CookMySock]

Yeah you should have bunched it in the tooth!

Steve

[YellowDog]

Not sure I find the idea of a BJ from smelly whore ro be much of a turn on at all.

[mashman]

Not sure I find the idea of a BJ from smelly whore ro be much of a turn on at all.

close your eyes, pinch you nose, open the door and away she blows...

[Tank]

like...... Lisa Lewis? How much was for her on one whore website? :lol: $4k was I think (seen it on 60 Minutes years ago).

Yeah - she advertises something like that - but lets be honest - Im pretty sure all get a bloody good discount off the sticker price.

[WolfCollared]

Was she hot?

Did your car get an STD?

K road is loosin it thesedays.

[Headbanger]

You just need a better budget.

I'm more of a sightseer.....

[Laava]

Not sure I find the idea of a BJ from smelly whore ro be much of a turn on at all.

You could always give her a "one eyed pirate"?

[Mudfart]

Wasn't that cold last night. This time change the story about you getting a blow-job to something believable.
im sick atm. is anyone else sick? really sore throat, cant sleep so fukin sore. runny nose, retarded head symptoms too.

[Big Dave]

I can understand the outrage. As if Marty would want ANY sort of Job.

[nallac]

jeez you could of at least been nice to skiddy, a ladyboy has to earn a living some how.

[Donor]

Always amazes me how ugly the whores are, They never look like that in the movies.

That's because the good looking ones are busy with clients from earlier in the evening.

DAMHIK :innocent:

[Ixion]

Speaking of which, I hope you are taking good care of Daisy and Betsy

[Berries]

As the saying goes, you don't look at the mantlepiece while stoking the fire. A BJ is a BJ, and no teeth, sheesh, obviously a bonus.


Should I have taken the offer of the BJ?
I reckon you did and posted this to so you can show the wife and prove your innocence when she finds out. Either that or they were bloody good mates you were picking up :msn-wink::msn-wink:

[scracha]

She just wanted a warm drink

[oldrider]

Jeez nearly got a free BJ last night. Was stopped at the lights next to Erox on K Rd about 9.30pm. Was heading back to the Trust Stadium to pick up some friends at Paramore. Suddenly my passenger door opens and this fuck ugly toothless slag says - 'can I get in your car? - I'm freezing - I'll give you a blow job'. 'Fuck off' I said. 'I'll smash your car' she says. 'Whatever....just fuck off....' says I (If you knew my car you'd know why that wasn't really an issue). And I drove off into the night laughing because the stuff she grabbed (stole) off the front seat was a pizza box with Mr Wedge crusts in it!!

Should I have taken the offer of the BJ?

You said she had no teeth, so your gear would be safe enough! :lol:

[Pixie]

you probably would have needed to fork out for a tetnis (sp) shot afterwards. I'm thinking you made the right call, and your little man probably thanks you too :)

You shouldn't play tetris with a hooker.You don't know what you might catch

[Laava]

You shouldn't play tetris with a hooker.You don't know what you might catch
Yeah but it is amazing how much you can fit in one box!

[Donor]

Speaking of which, I hope you are taking good care of Daisy and Betsy

I did try to PM you on this matter - however your inbox is full. A certain asian needs some prodding!

[Fatt Max]

Fuck me, you mean to tell me you let someone steal food scraps out of your car, thats so wrong mate

Any hooker wants my left overs she will have to fight me for them I'm afraid, I dont give food away that lightly

By that way, thanks for letting me know where my missus was that night, she told me she was down the bingo....thought it was strange that she gave me a BJ and my cock was covered with crumbs the next morning.......extra cheese please.............

[Fatt Max]

As the saying goes, you don't look at the mantlepiece while stoking the fire. A BJ is a BJ, and no teeth, sheesh, obviously a bonus.


I reckon you did and posted this to so you can show the wife and prove your innocence when she finds out. Either that or they were bloody good mates you were picking up :msn-wink::msn-wink:

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