Work vehicle 1 - Harley riding lane splitter 0

[Donor]

...and this kids, is why following too close to a lane splitting emergency vehicle under lights and sirens is a BAD thing.

Having a patched bike rider hit the rear of my vehicle at ~50km/h on the Southern m'way this arvo, was a great way of:

1) Scaring the shit out of me, my offsider and a medical team
2) Delaying the transport of a very ill person
3) Taking a work vehicle off the road for near on 3 hours to do paperwork and settle nerves.

Said rider picked his bike up and decamped before we could get details or ascertain injury. Thankfully my vehicle was okay, as were all the occupants.

'nuff said - please proceed to bag Harleys/Emergency vehicles/Gerbils - I've said my bit.

[mattian]

crikey...... my only concern is with the poor bastard you were transporting. I hope they (and you guys) were ok after all of that.

[Ronin]

Gerbils... Asshole creatures

[Genie]

well, that's just shocking, what a plonker on the harley.
Was he blind (flashing lights) and deaf (siren)?
Was definately dumb!

[Donor]

well, that's just shocking, what a plonker on the harley.
Was he blind (flashing lights) and deaf (siren)?
Was definately dumb!

As mentioned, he had a patch on.

Explains a bit I guess.

[Genie]

Seriously though, how could he not see you, it's not like you're driving a mini!

[FJRider]

As mentioned, he had a patch on.



Might need a few more ... now ...

[Pogo2]

I'd say doing gods work....

i.e one less Harley on the road and one less patched member on the road.

The only downer on the whole event must have been the delay for your patient and the damage to the vehicle!

[Toaster]

As mentioned, he had a patch on.

Explains a bit I guess.

Let me guess............... "POLICE"

[scumdog]

I'd say doing gods work....

i.e one less Harley on the road and one less patched member on the road.

The only downer on the whole event must have been the delay for your patient and the damage to the vehicle!

I thought said patched HD rider rode off?

Or did I misread something?

[Toaster]

But seriously, sad to hear of this incident. It's the last thing you'd need in the middle of a job.

[Genie]

I thought said patched HD rider rode off?

Or did I misread something?

you didn't misread.....he did ride off.....probably still trying to work out what he hit!!!

[Donor]

Seeing as he had no rego plate when he decamped, I guess the authorities will probably either have recovered a stolen plate, will recover a stolen bike or at least find one sore little boy.

[Bikemad]

Seriously though, how could he not see you, it's not like you're driving a mini!

maybe he was waving to a fellow biker..........................

[nallac]

How dare you!.

Jezz get in the way of a Harley lane splitting!.tut tut tut.
Shame on you.....
Don't you know most Harley riders OWN the road.

Poor guy now has to rechrome and polish his bike....

[Pedrostt500]

Farken Gerbils!!!

[BIG DOUG]

so all patch holders are morons? OR NOT

[Genie]

oh no not all, some are in fact rather intelligent. What's with this stereo-typing of groups!

[Headbanger]

Seriously though, how could he not see you, it's not like you're driving a mini!

I believe he would have been deliberately following the ambulance as the traffic moves aside for them.

Probably spied a fine looking honey in a car he was passing that required some perving at, and while he was busy doing so hit the ambo.




Happens all the time.

[Donor]

so all patch holders are morons? OR NOT

Did I say that?

Though many would suggest your question is a rhetorical one...

[CHAPLIN]

Tuff cunt with a patch, there that proves they are so tuff they just bounce of steel, no, they are just the lowest of the low, who will be hiding behind that tuff patch

[gijoe1313]

Crikey me ol'wife beater shirt wearing matey! Does this mean that you now have a Harley-esque shape impact in the rear? I hope the patient in the end was okay!

[sinfull]

Tuff cunt with a patch, there that proves they are so tuff they just bounce of steel, no, they are just the lowest of the low, who will be hiding behind that tuff patch

We know where you live !

[nudemetalz]

When I read this, it reminded me of this part out of a movie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=befbA2-XCwE

[Donor]

Crikey me ol'wife beater shirt wearing matey! Does this mean that you now have a Harley-esque shape impact in the rear? I hope the patient in the end was okay!

Yeah, the beauty of it is that it looks like he laid the bike down and sent it across 3 lanes of traffic, and it's been him that hit the vehicle. Not a scratch on the vehicle thankfully. Huge cloud of debris, so it's gonna be pretty broken - I feel really sorry for him.

No really.

I do.

[spacemonkey]

Poor guy now has to rechrome and polish his bike....


Patched harley rider with no rego plate?
Hmm I'm kinda picking he didn't own the bike somehow...... Which kinda affects my sympathy levels.

[kiwifruit]

three hours?

[DMNTD]

maybe he was waving to a fellow biker..........................

Now I know you're taking the piss!

[JimO]

...and this kids, is why following too close to a lane splitting emergency vehicle under lights and sirens is a BAD thing.

Having a patched bike rider hit the rear of my vehicle at ~50km/h on the Southern m'way this arvo, was a great way of:

1) Scaring the shit out of me, my offsider and a medical team
2) Delaying the transport of a very ill person
3) Taking a work vehicle off the road for near on 3 hours to do paperwork and settle nerves.

Said rider picked his bike up and decamped before we could get details or ascertain injury. Thankfully my vehicle was okay, as were all the occupants.

'nuff said - please proceed to bag Harleys/Emergency vehicles/Gerbils - I've said my bit.

was it a eye patch

[Big Dave]

Won't SOMEBODY think of the ACC levy!

[Genie]

Won't SOMEBODY think of the ACC levy!

As the gentleman in question bolted without the assistance of the 'on-the-spot' Ambo's I don't think ACC will be required.

[gatch]

As the gentleman in question bolted without the assistance of the 'on-the-spot' Ambo's I don't think ACC will be required.

Nar he'll rock up to the local A & E when the bike is stashed "I fell down the stairs".

[Genie]

Nar he'll rock up to the local A & E when the bike is stashed "I fell down the stairs".

well that would be marvellous, would come under 'At home' accident not under the 'Motorcycle' category.

[peasea]

Tuff cunt with a patch, there that proves they are so tuff they just bounce of steel, no, they are just the lowest of the low, who will be hiding behind that tuff patch

My my, you da man!
Come and meet some of my friends and call them the lowest of the low.
Ya poofta.

[Toaster]

well that would be marvellous, would come under 'At home' accident not under the 'Motorcycle' category.

Doesn't everyone ride their bike down the stairs at home??!!

[peasea]

well that would be marvellous, would come under 'At home' accident not under the 'Motorcycle' category.

Brilliant! Tiz a shame he took off actually, he could have been advised to call it a rugby injury, coz if any group needs to pay ACC levies it's gotta be sports freaks.

[Genie]

I suppose you could say he was 'tackling' the ambulance.

And what is it with people on here tarring all with the same brush. I'm wondering just how many actually take the time to have a good look at themselves before they go passing judgement.

this guy could in fact be a University Professor who in his spare time happens to belong to a group of Motorcyclists who just happen to have a name and wear said name upon their backs. What was that old saying....yeah, never judge a book by it's cover.

[gatch]

I suppose you could say he was 'tackling' the ambulance.

And what is it with people on here tarring all with the same brush. I'm wondering just how many actually take the time to have a good look at themselves before they go passing judgement.

this guy could in fact be a University Professor who in his spare time happens to belong to a group of Motorcyclists who just happen to have a name and wear said name upon their backs. What was that old saying....yeah, never judge a book by it's cover.

With no license plate and exiting the accident scene ?

2 + 2 =

[Ronin]

With no license plate and exiting the accident scene ?

2 + 2 =

On KB, 42





.....

[Genie]

With no license plate and exiting the accident scene ?

2 + 2 =

4


He's in alter-ego mode

[CookMySock]

Sounds to me like he was pissed.

Steve

[Bikemad]

Sounds to me like he was pissed.

Steve
so to recap..............he was a pissed,patched,unlicenced,tuff c*&t on a stolen bike,chasing an ambulance,waving at a fellow biker???
and chicks say us blokes cant multitask

[caseye]

so to recap..............he was a pissed,patched,unlicenced,tuff c*&t on a stolen bike,chasing an ambulance,waving at a fellow biker???
and chicks say us blokes cant multitask

LOL still in fits there Col, wonderful analogy! Pity is, he will most probably need "patching" up sooner or later and either way that costs us all more.

[paulmac]

I'd say doing gods work....

i.e one less Harley on the road and one less patched member on the road.

The only downer on the whole event must have been the delay for your patient and the damage to the vehicle!


I have read some utter fucking crap on here but this has to take the cake. From a burgman rider for fuck's sake !!!

[Ixion]

What patch ? There's patches and then there's patches

[Donor]

What patch ? There's patches and then there's patches

Amazed it's taken someone so long to ask, but this IS kiwibiker...

It was a gang patch.

[Conquiztador]

I have done it my self; followed an ambulance in rush traffic. It is like being led by Moses through the Red Sea. And you need to stay really close as others will cut in very quickly. But you need to stay awake. Clearly he lost focus. His bad. Not sure what it has to do with his choice of clothing thou, or make of bike?

[CHAPLIN]

My my, you da man!
Come and meet some of my friends and call them the lowest of the low.
Ya poofta.

20 or so thugs that have to wear a patch to prove themselves against 1 person?, yep anybody would get squashed, thanks for answering your own question.

[pzkpfw]

I have done it my self; followed an ambulance in rush traffic. It is like being led by Moses through the Red Sea. And you need to stay really close as others will cut in very quickly.

I've done it too.

Following my Wife and 30 minute-old Son to Hospital after "complications". I was driving the midwifes LandCruiser so no one cut in...

It was fun. (Wrong way around traffic islands and all that...)

[avgas]

Bastard - didn't even wave

[Donor]

Rant and Rave?

See, this is why I don't bother posting here much.

[peasea]

20 or so thugs that have to wear a patch to prove themselves against 1 person?, yep anybody would get squashed, thanks for answering your own question.

I am 100% certain you have no idea what you're talking about.