Baton/dildo

[carver]

Ever wanted that bit of defence when ya caught out with a cager?
30 bucks, which includes shipping will get you one of these.
Made from kauri, so it is nice and strong.
I do not have any ASP's left, ad this is listed on behalf.
Pm me for ordering info

approx 12 inch/30cm long
60mm dia

[red mermaid]

And you can be right behind Carver in the queue for the cells when you get locked up for having an offensive weapon.

[SMOKEU]

It's tempting to build some sort of device by the gauge cluster on my bike that can hold large fishing sinkers so I can throw them while moving at cagers who almost knock me off my bike.

[nudemetalz]

So ya dildo ya woman with it, then what?

[EJK]

whats the reserve price? How much milage does it have?

cheers

[CookMySock]

My understanding is it's legal if it's not concealed. There's a bloke who makes them over here, and I know a couple of shops who have them clipped up on the wall for everyone to see. It makes quite a talking point.

Steve

[avgas]

So ya dildo ya woman with it, then what?
Smell my batton......

[Tank]

My understanding is it's legal if it's not concealed. There's a bloke who makes them over here, and I know a couple of shops who have them clipped up on the wall for everyone to see. It makes quite a talking point.

Steve

and again you would be wrong. It is an offence to carry something as a weapon. ie - if you did not have a legitimate reason to carry it. People have been charged for it previously.

No different to you carrying your nun-chucks really. Just because they are not concealed dos't make it legal.

[MisterD]

and again you would be wrong. It is an offence to carry something as a weapon. ie - if you did not have a legitimate reason to carry it. People have been charged for it previously.

So if you're going to carry a baseball bat around, make sure you've got a glove and a ball too?

[Tank]

So if you're going to carry a baseball bat around, make sure you've got a glove and a ball too?

bingo! And preferably a small boy to play with.



edit - oh boy - could that be taken out of context !

[ManDownUnder]

And now this thread's up I expect the prosecution's case to demonstrate intent should be reasonably watertight.

[UberRhys]

and again you would be wrong. It is an offence to carry something as a weapon. ie - if you did not have a legitimate reason to carry it. People have been charged for it previously.

No different to you carrying your nun-chucks really. Just because they are not concealed dos't make it legal.
So if you're going to carry a baseball bat around, make sure you've got a glove and a ball too?
bingo! And preferably a small boy to play with.

edit - oh boy - could that be taken out of context !


So it would be okay to dress up as ninja's and carry round a samurai sword?

[Tank]

And now this thread's up I expect the prosecution's case to demonstrate intent should be reasonably watertight.

It probably wont be in all fairness. I guess that they would use it against drop kicks walking around with batons and nun chucks in public. personally I would rather they stopped them (and end up dropping the charges later) than leaving them walking around the streets - some of those fuckers are unhinged.

[Tank]

So it would be okay to dress up as ninja's and carry round a samurai sword?

probably not - but it would be cool.

[mashman]

So it would be okay to dress up as ninja's and carry round a samurai sword?

You could try telling them that you're on your way to a sword swallowing convention...

[cc rider]

So it would be okay to dress up as ninja's and carry round a samurai sword?Correct but only as Leonardo, he uses ninjaken. Now have you got your red bandana on....

[Ronin]

probably not - but it would be cool.

I know someone who got arrested for doing that. His Ninja skills obviously didn't include evasion.

[mashman]

Correct but only as Leonardo, he uses ninjaken. Now have you got your red bandana on....

Ya see they may pull you up for lack of shell...

[cc rider]

this is my ecky-thump by the front door, made of Tasmanian blackwood. Has a nice swing

[cc rider]

Ya see they may pull you up for lack of shell...couldn't I jus say it was in the wash :innocent:

[red mermaid]

Unless you are prepared to fight with it like you would kill someone then I would get rid of it, because any intruder will more than likely get it off you and use it on you.

Plus if they know it is there then they will bring a bigger weapon.

Either way, you won't stand a chance.

[AllanB]

I knew a chap years ago who carried steel ball bearings in his jacket pocket. Apparently if he'd was cut-off he roar past them and hurl a handful at their windscreens.


Certainly not the type of behavior expected from the find riders of KB.

[cc rider]

Unless you are prepared to fight with it like you would kill someone then I would get rid of it, because any intruder will more than likely get it off you and use it on you.

Plus if they know it is there then they will bring a bigger weapon.

Either way, you won't stand a chance.I've used it once, worked a treat.
If anyone comes in the front door, I'll be out one of the back doors so fast......

How will anyone know it is there? I live over the ditch & far away.

Luckily the video surveillance alarm works well.

[mashman]

I've used it once, worked a treat.
If anyone comes in the front door, I'll be out one of the back doors so fast......

How will anyone know it is there? I live over the ditch & far away.

Luckily the video surveillance alarm works well.

What if they come in your back door... :shutup:

[Tank]

What if they come in your back door... :shutup:

you're buggered.

[Ronin]

you're buggered.

Best.Post.Ever

[mashman]

you're buggered.

Ayeeee... bling was blung, but got bounced back as you've already had some... probably because you're a super bloke...

[cc rider]

What if they come in your back door... :shutup:Luckily I have two doors in the same proximity....


you're buggeredDo you mean I'm :buggerd: or marsh is :buggerd: or we'll both be :buggerd: together... :confused:


Best.Post.Everdon't peck too soon, hun


Ayeeee... bling was blung, but got bounced back as you've already had some... probably because you're a super bloke...:thud: don't tell him that... he'll get a swollen head.... I'll never get him into tight leathers then :innocent:


are you guys sure you don't want a room :shifty:

[carver]

Unless you are prepared to fight with it like you would kill someone then I would get rid of it, because any intruder will more than likely get it off you and use it on you.

Plus if they know it is there then they will bring a bigger weapon.

Either way, you won't stand a chance.

blah blah blah....
More like, it scares the person more!

I put a shotgun to crazy steve's head once....

He didnt get it off me

he had no bigger weapon

i stood a chance

[Maha]

blah blah blah....
More like, it scares the person more!

I put a shotgun to crazy steve's head once....

He didnt get it off me

he had no bigger weapon

i stood a chance

You were lucky his tool box was locked away....

Caring Maha.

[cc rider]

You were lucky his too box was locked away....

Caring Maha.and his tool box

[carver]

anyone interested?

[Maha]

and his tool box

Yes....thank you.....:Oops:

[mashman]

:thud: don't tell him that... he'll get a swollen head.... I'll never get him into tight leathers then :innocent:


If can't get him into his kex, i'm pretty sure his head's already swollen...


are you guys sure you don't want a room :shifty:

I can't speak for Tank... I don't really know the guy... but it's a no from me... meo nooo rido noo hondao...

[Laava]

and his tool box
Come now CC don't get the boys too excited! Who will clean up the mess?

[cc rider]

I think they would be just as messy without me around, L.

Should I go to my room now :(

[Ronin]

I think they would be just as messy without me around, L.

Should I go to my room now :(

Actually, here's one I prepared earlier.

[cc rider]

runs to rebook ticket........

[mashman]

Luckily I have two doors in the same proximity....

Do you mean I'm :buggerd: or marsh is :buggerd: or we'll both be :buggerd: together... :confused:

don't peck too soon, hun

:thud: don't tell him that... he'll get a swollen head.... I'll never get him into tight leathers then :innocent:


are you guys sure you don't want a room :shifty:

for some reason the above reminded me of this... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/15054-cyber-.....erm......-yeah?highlight=wellhung

[cc rider]

Just make me want to do this :corn:

[avgas]

So carver, have you upgraded said batton/dildo? what's the reason for selling it?

[mashman]

So carver, have you upgraded said batton/dildo? what's the reason for selling it?

splinters maybe?

[duckonin]

My understanding is it's legal if it's not concealed. There's a bloke who makes them over here, and I know a couple of shops who have them clipped up on the wall for everyone to see. It makes quite a talking point.

Steve

Yep could imagine needing one in Edgecumbe!!

[carver]

So carver, have you upgraded said batton/dildo? what's the reason for selling it?

its lised on behalf, we have a few to sell

[Mom]

splinters maybe?

:shit: :pinch: