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Tank
8th March 2010, 14:22
http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/sideswipe_460x23058146.jpg

Seems about right.
Ferkletastic
8th March 2010, 14:27
Hehehe. Nice.
Maha
8th March 2010, 14:30
I just called it, the Terms and Conditions are terrible.
Tithe this Tithe that, must wear sandels and be handy with wood bla bla.
Tank
8th March 2010, 14:39
www.bishoptamaki.org.nz

"Bishop Brian Tamaki is the physical manifestation of God."

yeah - there is a guy whop dosnt take himself too seriously.
Ferkletastic
8th March 2010, 14:49
"We're not a cult"

"Also, I'm God on earth, SATAN IS OUT TO GET YOU GIVE ME MONEY RAAARRGG"

Um, righto Brian.
Ronin
8th March 2010, 15:18
Jim Jones anyone?



Attacks from Satan


It is inevitable that Satan will attempt to destroy the work of God by spreading lies and slanders against God's Annointed Man. As the Last Days unfold, Bishop Tamaki will undoubtedly come under increasing attack from his enemies.
UberRhys
8th March 2010, 15:19
Jim Jones anyone?

now everyone drink the cool aide...
Ronin
8th March 2010, 15:27
now everyone drink the cool aide...

Mmmmmm, Orange, my favor........
MSTRS
8th March 2010, 15:37
I just called it, the Terms and Conditions are terrible.
Tithe this Tithe that, must wear sandels and be handy with wood bla bla.

Hammer provided, bring your own nails?
Tank
8th March 2010, 15:44
Hammer provided, bring your own nails?

actually he only rents you the hammer @ 900 easy payments of 60% of your gross wage.
Indiana_Jones
8th March 2010, 15:45
now everyone drink the cool aide...


<img src="http://sites.google.com/site/freetownbill/_/rsrc/1254103348797/obama-2009/SUckaDrankKoolaid.jpg">

-Indy
Tank
8th March 2010, 15:51
Whats amazing is that kool aid still sells - you would have thought the whole jim jones think would have been a marketing death blow.
MSTRS
8th March 2010, 15:53
actually he only rents you the hammer @ 900 easy payments of 60% of your gross wage.

Shit! That wasn't in the fine print...
Dave Lobster
8th March 2010, 16:38
Hammer provided, bring your own nails?

Not required any more. :)


http://www.johnnydee.net/imagesjd/zJesus.jpg
Indiana_Jones
8th March 2010, 16:40
Not required any more. :)




Too soon?

-Indy
Nonbeliever
8th March 2010, 16:42
Brian Tamaki is nothing but a conman using religion to pray on weak minded people
MSTRS
8th March 2010, 16:44
Brian Tamaki is nothing but a conman using religion to pray on weak minded people

Surely not?
woodyracer
8th March 2010, 16:52
Seen his church before in pamure......the people coming out of it look stupid and hypnotised..

Brian Tamaki is the opposite of what jesus stands for........
EJK
8th March 2010, 16:58
*Ring~ ring~*
"Hello? Who's this? Oh hey St. Peter!"
Oscar
8th March 2010, 17:23
But Jesus saves...

































...and Moses invests.
Ocean1
8th March 2010, 17:44
Not required any more. :)

God help us if the IRA ever invent a no-more-nails bomb.
EJK
8th March 2010, 17:50
Whats the world coming to? Jesus is for lease and the Holy Spirit can be bought on Trademe.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=275074040

Check. Hurry, the auction finishes in 2 hrs and a few miniutes.
puddytat
8th March 2010, 19:51
Power corrupts
Absolute power corrupts even more...
He's so "manicured" he looks like a gay ...
UberRhys
9th March 2010, 07:53
Too soon?

-Indy

Hmmm... time + tragedy = comedy

2000 odd years should be okay. it was barley hours before the Steve Irwin jokes and MJ jokes came out...