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Big Dave
9th March 2010, 06:58
Just had a surf around my groups and Alice in Wonderland and Biker Barbie are the hot topics 'out there' in cyber-biker land this morning. Might be time to log off for a while and go and get some new tattoos or somethin' pierced.

Someone at least give me a decent fart joke or something FFS. :shit:

Maha???
R6_kid
9th March 2010, 09:13
Have you gone to see Alice in Wonderland in 3D? It's no childs fairytale story anymore.
mashman
9th March 2010, 09:20
Someone at least give me a decent fart joke or something FFS. :shit:

My wife and I were watching some TV last night... just unwinding, her un winding... one of the kids has a cough and was stirring and sounded like she was starting to cry... so we muted the TV... an advert came on which had a couple in bed and the guy started waving his hands, pushing them towards us, shaking his head, his mouth pursed with the word NO on his lips... a grimace on his face... about 2 seconds after he that my wife let rip... an absolute corker... we had both been watching the guy flailing his arms on TV... turns out he had good reason to be doing exactly what he was doing... we just fell about... it's all in the timing... might have had to have been there however...
Big Dave
9th March 2010, 09:27
Have you gone to see Alice in Wonderland in 3D? It's no childs fairytale story anymore.


Get facked. Did you have to interupt your replays of the ice dancing to attend.
Big Dave
9th March 2010, 09:31
Ahhh - just in on email.

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, 'You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.'

Janet responded, 'Just because I am esthetically challenged (that’s “politically correct” for ugly) doesn’t mean I don’t have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.'

Hillary asks, 'Well, how do you deal with the problem?'

Janet: 'Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can.'

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine. Bill rolls over and says, 'Janet, is that you?'
Bren
9th March 2010, 09:58
Dave, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

I went to see Alice in Wonderland on Saturday...Was a good, nay great movie. Tim Burton really bought the characters to life...He is a great director and puts out magical films. Dave get your head out of your arse and go see it. I am sure you will enjoy it...take some kids along, cos then you can see them enjoy it too...
Big Dave
9th March 2010, 10:08
Dave, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

I went to see Alice in Wonderland on Saturday...Was a good, nay great movie. Tim Burton really bought the characters to life...He is a great director and puts out magical films. Dave get your head out of your arse and go see it. I am sure you will enjoy it...take some kids along, cos then you can see them enjoy it too...

Lewis Fucking Carrol. Pigs arse.
If I wanted to treat my kids I would finance them a new tattoo.

Did you do any knitting while you watched it?

:-P
Bren
9th March 2010, 10:11
Lewis Fucking Carrol. Pigs arse.
If I wanted to treat my kids I would finance them a new tattoo.

:-P

My opinion of you has now changed Dave...You are a cynical hard arsed bastard!:Pokey::lol:
HenryDorsetCase
9th March 2010, 10:12
What you probably need to do is fly into Birmingham Alabama, and buy this...... best looking bike ever (well, one of them anyway: in my top five)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330411347846&viewitem=
MSTRS
9th March 2010, 10:19
If your life is lacking excitement, Dave...you could always pop down to Otara, stand anywhere you like and yell out something like "Fucking coons (whatever)..."
I guarantee your day will pick up...
Laava
9th March 2010, 10:24
The real life "Hurt Locker"
Maha
9th March 2010, 10:48
Just had a surf around my groups and Alice in Wonderland and Biker Barbie are the hot topics 'out there' in cyber-biker land this morning. Might be time to log off for a while and go and get some new tattoos or somethin' pierced.

Someone at least give me a decent fart joke or something FFS. :shit:

Maha???

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nudemetalz
9th March 2010, 13:40
I think Dave needs to do some of the infamous "Baghdad Humvee driving"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yco1deXOzN8
Big Dave
9th March 2010, 15:11
If your life is lacking excitement, Dave...you could always pop down to Otara, stand anywhere you like and yell out something like "Fucking coons (whatever)..."
I guarantee your day will pick up...


I was the only white guy in the Otara basketball competition for two seasons. Most of them would know me.

Besides which I have no issues with Racoons.
Big Dave
9th March 2010, 15:12
I drive like that here. Doesn't everyone????
Ronin
9th March 2010, 15:12
I think Dave needs to do some of the infamous "Baghdad Humvee driving"



Two things spring to mind.

1. Arrogant fucking yanks
B. Gizza go Mr
Big Dave
9th March 2010, 15:16
Two things spring to mind.

1. Arrogant fucking yanks
B. Gizza go Mr


It's because if they stop the loonies can aim the rocket launcher better.
Ronin
9th March 2010, 15:17
It's because if they stop the loonies can aim the rocket launcher better.

I think I understand why so many Iraqi cars are prone to exploding.
Big Dave
9th March 2010, 16:52
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