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Mom
9th March 2010, 11:38
Ok, so there is seemingly no limits as to what you can do while driving

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3423294/Driver-crashes-while-shaving-bikini-line

CookMySock
9th March 2010, 11:52
Lucky she didn't slice the whole thing off. :shit:

Steve

nadroj
9th March 2010, 11:54
Ok, so there is seemingly no limits as to what you can do while driving

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3423294/Driver-crashes-while-shaving-bikini-line

Do you want me to hold the handlebars while you .............?

Stirts
9th March 2010, 11:56
Wonder where the razor is?

Edbear
9th March 2010, 11:57
There are scary people out there...

Crasherfromwayback
9th March 2010, 12:05
Imagine if the story went "her minge was so hairy...it got tangled in the steering wheel..."

nudemetalz
9th March 2010, 12:29
I bet after she crashed, she felt like a right twat.....

MSTRS
9th March 2010, 12:57
Jeez - no need to make such a flap about it.

slofox
9th March 2010, 13:06
She shoulda asked me - I'da dunnit for her...

MSTRS
9th March 2010, 13:09
You'd be offering fringe benefits?

Crasherfromwayback
9th March 2010, 13:21
Bet she was driving her vulva

slofox
9th March 2010, 13:21
You'd be offering fringe benefits?

Nah. Minge benefits...

nudemetalz
9th March 2010, 13:47
reading this poses a few questions
1. Why was she driving and doing ?
2. while someone else was in the car?
3. An ex-boyfriend at that?

Me thinks (smells) hooker.....

2wheeldrifter
9th March 2010, 13:59
GO GIRL! you ladies could learn a thing or two from this... look how much effort she went to too make sure she was all tidy and trim for her date!!

No one likes burying their head in untamed scruffy bush... could lose a damn eye!

Crasherfromwayback
9th March 2010, 14:05
. could lose a damn eye!

No...pubic hair is curly so it don't poke your eye(s) out.

slofox
9th March 2010, 14:05
Huh! An' they reckon women can multi-task eh? Not that one, eh!

2wheeldrifter
9th March 2010, 14:11
No...pubic hair is curly so it don't poke your eye(s) out.

WTF have I been eating lately!!! cough spluter choke.... :shit:

MSTRS
9th March 2010, 14:14
WTF have I been eating lately!!! cough spluter choke.... :shit:

I believe the technical term is 'furburger'

2wheeldrifter
9th March 2010, 14:19
I believe the technical term is 'furburger'

Phew was worried there, just checked...... regrowth, hadn't developed the curl yet!

ALL GOOD!

BiK3RChiK
9th March 2010, 14:24
Laser FTW ... Shaving was sooo last century!

Still, don't recommend it while driving. :epic fail:

Stirts
9th March 2010, 14:25
Singeing is cheaper

Maha
9th March 2010, 14:54
I've shaved whilst driving before today.

mynameis
9th March 2010, 15:12
With the ex husband and driving to the boyfriends place :wacko:

Stirts
9th March 2010, 15:15
With the ex husband and driving to the boyfriends place :wacko:

A spit roast was on the menu for the evening.

Reckless
9th March 2010, 15:19
Huh! An' they reckon women can multi-task eh? Not that one, eh!

Woman can't really multi task mate, if they they where so bloody perfect at multi tasking how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time???

2wheeldrifter
9th March 2010, 15:25
A spit roast was on the menu for the evening.

Ohhhh your disgusting Stirts



:laugh:

Stirts
9th March 2010, 15:42
Ohhhh your disgusting Stirts



:laugh:

Why for you say that? Pork sandwiches are a good option if you need to make ends meet.

yungatart
9th March 2010, 15:49
What on earth is the big fuss about?
Haven't any of you done the same?

Or is there a law against it?

Stirts
9th March 2010, 16:02
What on earth is the big fuss about?
Haven't any of you done the same?

Or is there a law against it?

Have I done the same? you mean whipped my flaps out to do some weedwhacking, while driving, with my ex-husband in the passenger seat, no can't say I have.

There should be a law against HER doing it!!! Megan Mariah Barnes..... her fanny flaps are the least of her worries. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

yungatart
9th March 2010, 16:06
Have I done the same? you mean whipped my flaps out to do some weedwhacking, while driving, with my ex-husband in the passenger seat, no can't say I have.

There should be a law against HER doing it!!! Megan Mariah Barnes..... her fanny flaps are the least of her worries. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!
Oh, Stirts...you haven't lived!
And here's me thinking you'd done everything....if you know what I mean....oh sorry wrong thread...as you were....

Mom
9th March 2010, 16:08
Have I done the same? you mean whipped my flaps out to do some weedwhacking, while driving, with my ex-husband in the passenger seat, no can't say I have.

There should be a law against HER doing it!!! Megan Mariah Barnes..... her fanny flaps are the least of her worries. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

She should have redone her roots at the same time. Double Meeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

2wheeldrifter
9th March 2010, 16:19
Why for you say that? Pork sandwiches are a good option if you need to make ends meet.

Look I'm not the one to get stuck in the middle here... ok !

peasea
9th March 2010, 16:21
Nobody has even mentioned the fact that the stupid tart wrecked a Thunderbird.
People! Think of the vehicles!

Mom
9th March 2010, 16:23
Nobody has even mentioned the fact that the stupid tart wrecked a Thunderbird.
People! Think of the vehicles!

Cant get past the defluffing of her bits sorry, what the hell was she thinking? Far canal, I have seen chicks doing makeup and painting fingernails, but to paraphrase Stirts here, weed wacking her flaps? :killingme

Her ex-boyfriend must be a real winner :yes:

peasea
9th March 2010, 16:26
Cant get past the defluffing of her bits sorry, what the hell was she thinking? Far canal, I have seen chicks doing makeup and painting fingernails, but to paraphrase Stirts here, weed wacking her flaps? :killingme

Her ex-boyfriend must be a real winner :yes:

Why, because the's the ex? lol

MSTRS
9th March 2010, 16:48
She should have redone her roots at the same time.

I think you'll find she wasin the process of getting them together for just that...

HenryDorsetCase
9th March 2010, 19:54
Why for you say that? Pork sandwiches are a good option if you need to make ends meet.

if the ends meet, its gay. Like if balls touch.

We've all seen her picture, right? Now, having seen her picture, I wouldn't touch her with yours!

she needed to be getting a decent haircut and dyejob, not shaving her minge.

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpps/news/dpgoh-megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-while-shaving-bikini-area-fc-20100308_6447120

HenryDorsetCase
9th March 2010, 19:56
Nobody has even mentioned the fact that the stupid tart wrecked a Thunderbird.
People! Think of the vehicles!

It won't be a cool one, betcha, one of those early 90's econoboxes * that just pillaged the name



*heh "econobox"

scumdog
9th March 2010, 19:59
Pfft, us Thunderbird owners are ALWAYS doing stuff like that...

HenryDorsetCase
9th March 2010, 20:07
Pfft, us Thunderbird owners are ALWAYS doing stuff like that...

aw come on, thats too easy.

peasea
9th March 2010, 20:11
It won't be a cool one, betcha, one of those early 90's econoboxes * that just pillaged the name



*heh "econobox"

You don't know that, even though you're probably right, but I had a vision of a 57 312 all bent up and I nearly cried.

p.dath
9th March 2010, 20:16
Ok, so there is seemingly no limits as to what you can do while driving

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3423294/Driver-crashes-while-shaving-bikini-line

I think they should turn this into a razor commercial and post it on You Tube. It would go viral.

Mom
9th March 2010, 20:44
I think they should turn this into a razor commercial and post it on You Tube. It would go viral.

They would need some discreet camera angles surely :shit:

:gob: just imagine...

oldrider
9th March 2010, 20:46
The girl's got style, she was tidying up the only bits that she had going for her! :yes:

The ex dropped her in the shit, he was supposed to be steering but apparently got sidetracked by his old toys! :shifty:

It's really hard to get good help these days, standards are definitely slipping! :mellow: