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Tank
11th March 2010, 11:24
And for that we thank you !

From the most reliable news paper in the world - thesun.co.uk


SWEDEN is home to the most bisexual babes in the world, a new study has revealed.
Nordic naughtiness is all the rage with the blonde beauties over there.

But they don't top the league when it comes to lasting the longest in bed - held by Brazil - or come near San Francisco as the kinkiest place to visit.

New Zealand

Totalling an average of 20.4 sexual partners in a lifetime, New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world, a survey reveals.

Austria

With an average of 29.3 sexual partners, Austria's men are the most promiscuous in the world, a survey reveals.

Germany

Germany is the country with the world's worst lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries - the reason they gave was that they were 'too smelly'.

Spain

Spain is home to the world's best lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries.

Thailand

At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.

Greece

A Durex survey revealed that Greece is the horniest country in the world.

Brazil

According to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behaviour, sex lasts the longest in Brazil, at an average of 30 minutes.

Australia

Australian breasts are blooming lovely, with over 40 per cent of Australian women now buying bras with a cup size of DD or higher - some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K to accommodate the busty Aussie girls.

Indonesia

Seven times a year on a holiday called 'Pon', Indonesians make a pilgrimage to a sacred mountain on Java to get down and dirty with a person other than their spouse - if they sleep with that same person seven times, they believe their wishes and blessings will come true.

India

When India's first phone-sex line went live, it became so popular that it was driving its users into debt - so the Indian government shut it down.

France

A Marie Claire survey found that 41 per cent of French people have participated in an orgy and 27 per cent have engaged in partner swapping. It is also believed that the French give and receive the most fellatio

Japan

With a total of 500 people taking part, Japan has successfully set the world record for world's largest orgy.

Harajuku, Japan

The Harajuku area of Tokyo is famous across the world for its fetish fashions - the most recent fetish-fashion craze to sweep the area is 'injured idol', where scantily clad women dress up in bandages.

Mykonos, Greece
Anything goes on this Greek island, which has been dubbed 'the world's adult playground'.

San Fernando Valley, California, USA

Nearly 90 per cent of all legally distributed pornographic films made in the United States are either filmed in or produced by studios based in the San Fernando Valley - aka "Porn Valley", "San Pornando Valley" or "Silicone Valley".

San Francisco, California, USA

This city is host to the World's largest showcase for S&M products and culture - the Folsom Street Fair.

Tel Aviv, Israel

This city is known as the 'brothel capital of the world', with an estimated 250 knocking shops.


Cap d'Agde, France

Unsurprisingly, France boasts the largest naturist resort in the world - the Cap d'Agde, whose 'Village Naturiste' is made up of a small town and a 2km beach.

Upminster, England

The residents of this suburban town are the kinkiest in England - they spend 7.9 times the national average on sex toys and DVDs to boost their sex lives.



Must say - I like that pon holiday idea!

slofox
11th March 2010, 11:38
"Indonesia

Seven times a year on a holiday called 'Pon', Indonesians make a pilgrimage to a sacred mountain on Java to get down and dirty with a person other than their spouse - if they sleep with that same person seven times, they believe their wishes and blessings will come true."



We better take this holiday on here...

Bren
11th March 2010, 11:48
I am glad they are easy (-:

slofox
11th March 2010, 12:18
I am glad they are easy (-:

Yeah. Me too. If they weren't easy, I'd be..errr..ahhh...never mind...

allycatz
11th March 2010, 12:37
Hmmm 20.4 aye.....counting on ten fingers and ten toes and .4 for a threesome....sounds about right

mstriumph
11th March 2010, 12:42
I can't believe i clicked on this thread
I can't believe i read thru it

.......... i have SINCERELY got to GET A LIFE

mea culpa
*sigh .... bike-porn yet!!*

Edbear
11th March 2010, 12:51
I can't believe i clicked on this thread
I can't believe i read thru it

.......... i have SINCERELY got to GET A LIFE

mea culpa
*sigh .... bike-porn yet!!*

Wot she sed...!

Laxi
11th March 2010, 13:03
sweden ya say? :love:

avgas
11th March 2010, 14:02
Where is Spankme????? Surely this would pop up under his radar.
Harajuku!!!!!
But I had the best cup of tea in Akihabara...............served by the prettiest maid.........
200104

AllanB
11th March 2010, 14:06
Yet Skidmark is still a virgin!

mynameis
11th March 2010, 14:18
Yet Skidmark is still a virgin!

:lol: It doesn't mention anything about prison sex.

Laava
11th March 2010, 14:19
Yet Skidmark is still a virgin!

He is saving himself for the second coming of christ!

Leviticus
11th March 2010, 20:24
I used to work in Upminster, England. Plenty of dogging around there, but hadn't heard kinky...

Genie
11th March 2010, 20:27
Yet Skidmark is still a virgin!

haha, the poor guy hasn't been on here for weeks, he certainly made a lasting impression, this is the third reference I've read about him today.

and as for new zealand chicks are easy, they're just catching up with the men, well so I have been told. It's the women can do anything a man can do, only better. though in this case I think it's really sad.

Brian d marge
12th March 2010, 03:29
cough cough

heres why

Stephen

YellowDog
12th March 2010, 05:09
Indonesia

Seven times a year on a holiday called 'Pon', Indonesians make a pilgrimage to a sacred mountain on Java to get down and dirty with a person other than their spouse - if they sleep with that same person seven times, they believe their wishes and blessings will come true.

I think that's called a self fulfilling prophecy

crazyhorse
12th March 2010, 05:41
:rofl: Bring me the Greek and Spanish men!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :rofl:

Laava
12th March 2010, 06:52
:rofl: Bring me the Greek and Spanish men!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :rofl:

"This is Haaaaassssttttiiiiinnnnngs"

EJK
12th March 2010, 07:18
Wow... some people don't even get laid in their life time. So, in order to cover that statistics, someone must have banged 40+/p.p.

:-0

Genie
12th March 2010, 07:44
Wow... some people don't even get laid in their life time. So, in order to cover that statistics, someone must have banged 40+/p.p.

:-0

as sad as it is, you are correct. I know of one young lass (16) and she has amassed about 45 different lovers already and many of those were same sex exploits. To her young mind, this is cool, this is fun, it doesn't mean anything, to her it's like playing tennis. It is so not cool but that is the world some parents are creating. It can only get worse, even aids didnt' do much to deter some. The young have no fear of STD's, they just dont' care.

scissorhands
12th March 2010, 07:58
A couple of my ex's are surely to have lifted the stats for kiwi chicks. Unless they are all like that?

NZ highest STD rates for soldiers during WW2

NZ highest rate for killing young men in road accidents

NZ current STD rates very high

NZ men suicide champs

NZ highest rate of cannabis use amongst young users.

The promiscuous girls I have known have been on anti depressants.

"The sins of the father(mother) shall be visited upon the son(daughter)"??

One in ten kids are not fathered by the husband in NZ....

Genie
12th March 2010, 08:00
yep and again I say, you're not wrong.

must add, and you in turn contributed to their count.

Out of curiosity I wonder what the average NZ male clocks up, I now my son has had at least 20 and most of those were picked-up drunk from the nightclub and just oncers. Disgusting and I certainly let him know how I felt about his treatment of said skanks. Skanks become skanks why?

Number One
12th March 2010, 10:48
:rofl: Bring me the Greek and Spanish men!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :rofl:

:lol: yeah I have to get my quota up clearly I am letting the side down! Though I would not be interested in any hairy backed ones....see I must be a foreigner too bloody picky!

puddytat
12th March 2010, 11:29
I wonder wether it has any thing to do with the lack of "quality" in a lot of Kiwi blokes......half the fellas I know would love to have a partner but are unwilling or incapable of,giving up the booze, the pot or changing thier behaviour to become even remotely good partner material.I cant understand why they cant see that any woman with a bit of self respect is going to find it hard to accept some ego maniac,know it all, foul mouthed, sexist.
Theres truth I think in the "You gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince...."
Just pondering is all.....

crazyhorse
12th March 2010, 17:34
"This is Haaaaassssttttiiiiinnnnngs"

And???????????????????..................... your point is??????

crazyhorse
12th March 2010, 17:37
:lol: yeah I have to get my quota up clearly I am letting the side down! Though I would not be interested in any hairy backed ones....see I must be a foreigner too bloody picky!
LOL - don't do hairy black ones either :rofl:

CookMySock
13th March 2010, 07:12
I know of one young lass (16) and she has amassed about 45 different lovers already and many of those were same sex exploits. To her young mind, this is cool, this is fun, it doesn't mean anything, to her it's like playing tennis.No it's not. I hate tennis. :laugh:

Steve

Goblin
13th March 2010, 07:33
:rofl: Bring me the Greek and Spanish men!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :rofl:


:lol: yeah I have to get my quota up clearly I am letting the side down! Though I would not be interested in any hairy backed ones....see I must be a foreigner too bloody picky!Hope you two know the Greeks are renowned for "up the bum"....with boys especially.:sick:

crazyhorse
13th March 2010, 07:39
Hope you two know the Greeks are renowned for "up the bum"....with boys especially.:sick:

Eewwwwwhhhhh! you just put me off :rofl: Ok, I'll just stick to the spanish men. :innocent:

ynot slow
13th March 2010, 07:59
Yet Skidmark is still a virgin!

No he's not shame he was alone though.

Genie
13th March 2010, 08:09
Eewwwwwhhhhh! you just put me off :rofl: Ok, I'll just stick to the spanish men. :innocent:

aren't they the ones that love to pinch bottoms...oh not that's the Italians. What is it then that the Spanish boys like to do?

FJRider
13th March 2010, 08:15
aren't they the ones that love to pinch bottoms...oh not that's the Italians. What is it then that the Spanish boys like to do?

Its not what they like to do ... its just how often they like to do it ... if you know what I mean (oops wrong thread) :lol:

crazyhorse
13th March 2010, 08:35
Its not what they like to do ... its just how often they like to do it ... if you know what I mean (oops wrong thread) :lol:

Um.................... sex?????

FJRider
13th March 2010, 08:39
Um.................... sex?????

yes ...... PLEASE .... !!!

Berries
13th March 2010, 09:52
as sad as it is, you are correct. I know of one young lass (16) and she has amassed about 45 different lovers already

Although 16 is a bit young for that amount of experince IMO, would you buy a bike without a test ride ?

CookMySock
13th March 2010, 09:57
aren't they the ones that love to pinch bottoms...oh not that's the Italians. What is it then that the Spanish boys like to do?wtf with this pinching bottoms thing? Sounds ouchy to me.

Whatever happened to a nice pat and a soft slide up and down the bumcrack? Thats always worked for me. :yes:

Steve

FJRider
13th March 2010, 13:30
would you buy a bike without a test ride ?

Would you buy a bike with more owners than is years old ... ???

Genie
13th March 2010, 16:13
Although 16 is a bit young for that amount of experince IMO, would you buy a bike without a test ride ?

Actually, I did. My little beast....didn't ride it first, I knew it was the one I wanted, 'twas no doubt in my mind. I was correct, we're a match made in motorcycle heaven.

Berries
13th March 2010, 16:22
Would you buy a bike with more owners than is years old ... ???

Probably not, but I'd still like to ride it a bit just to see how it performs. Ok, things may be a bit slack with all that use, but a bit of oil and new rubber does wonders. Obviously you would have to check that the rims weren't cracked before giving it a good thrashing in the back streets, but hey, better safe than sorry.

Same goes for the bike I guess.

scissorhands
14th March 2010, 08:23
The fact that NZ women are more promiscuous than NZ men is a first and a record. No other country can make this claim.

Well done NZ! We are the champions!

Fatjim
14th March 2010, 08:30
I'm sorry, but the maths doesn't add up.

NZ women would have to be the most bisexual to have an average that much higher than men.

DMNTD
14th March 2010, 08:38
Whatever happened to a nice pat and a soft slide up and down the bumcrack? Thats always worked for me.

FFS...at least buy me dinner next time

Woodman
14th March 2010, 08:43
Where were these girls when I was a young fulla? I had to... um er.. never mind.

FJRider
14th March 2010, 08:47
NZ women would have to be the most bisexual to have an average that much higher than men.

Most guys would pay money to see that ... :innocent:

Number One
14th March 2010, 08:59
Most guys would pay money to see that ... :innocent:

Most guys would HAVE to pay to see it ;)

cc rider
15th March 2010, 00:50
Where were these girls when I was a young fulla? I had to... um er.. never mind..... pick the splinters out :cry:

ManDownUnder
15th March 2010, 12:08
Eewwwwwhhhhh! you just put me off :rofl: Ok, I'll just stick to the spanish men. :innocent:

You don't have to if you wash it all off yourself after they've finished...

crazyhorse
15th March 2010, 18:39
You don't have to if you wash it all off yourself after they've finished...

ha ha ha - excellent come back... he he he, never quite thought about it that way :rofl: