Nice text... just sharing.

[Toaster]

My wife and I have had a pretty rocky last couple years to say the least. It's no secret.

She just sent me a text which was so nice:
"I want YOU to be my husband, YOU to be the husband role in our relationship and YOU to be the man and father role in our family."


To which I responded:
"So YOU are opening the beers then?" :shifty:


I think I have the perfect woman. :love:

[mashman]

probably just bumped her head... :shifty: see you when you get out of hospital...

[Mully]

Did she admit she sent the text to the wrong number yet?

(p/t, put the pitchfork down)

[blackdog]

maybe she wants a change from YOU being the wife? :lol:

[mashman]

did the text start... Dear Tiger

[jafar]

She doesn't want to go back to work huh :shutup:

[Mudfart]

you should have replied "which one are you?".
also if she doesnt do A to M, she aint a keeper.

[Tank]

My wife and I have had a pretty rocky last couple years to say the least. It's no secret.

She just sent me a text which was so nice:
"I want YOU to be my husband, YOU to be the husband role in our relationship and YOU to be the man and father role in our family."




Txt like that really make your day/week/ month esp after a rough patch !

Nice to hear that there is the odd ray of sunshine coming thru Toaster.

[Toaster]

She doesn't want to go back to work huh :shutup:

Mate she has been working and raising a two and one year old as well. Legendary effort in anyones books.

She even said she would have a ride on the back of the bike someday soon.

[Mom]

She even said she would have a ride on the back of the bike someday soon.

Now that really is progress :yes:

Pity you live so far away now Mr Toast with the most. Would love to have met your lovely lady.

[Usarka]

Lucky bastard.......

[98tls]

Nice T,i received a TXT today that said "where the f$ck are you" i replied "at home",thing is i had spent all morning cleaning and polishing the ute,when waiting for her outside the supermarket it started to rain:shit:so not wanting to see my hard work undone i shot the gap:yes:(as you would),hey we only live round the corner a bit from the supermarket and she only had a few bags to carry.:innocent:...........i did however return to pick her up in the other car.:shifty:Hope it all works our well for you 2.

[Edbear]

Mate she has been working and raising a two and one year old as well. Legendary effort in anyones books.

She even said she would have a ride on the back of the bike someday soon.

She's definitely a keeper, mate! I know you've been working very hard against some serious health issues as well and I am behind you both 100%!


Now that really is progress :yes:

Pity you live so far away now Mr Toast with the most. Would love to have met your lovely lady.

She's a genuine pearl, Mom!


Nice T,i received a TXT today that said "where the f$ck are you" i replied "at home",thing is i had spent all morning cleaning and polishing the ute,when waiting for her outside the supermarket it started to rain:shit:so not wanting to see my hard work undone i shot the gap:yes:(as you would),hey we only live round the corner a bit from the supermarket and she only had a few bags to carry.:innocent:...........i did however return to pick her up in the other car.:shifty:Hope it all works our well for you 2.

You're a hard man 98tls! I hope she clipped you around the ears! LOL!!!

[98tls]

You're a hard man 98tls! I hope she clipped you around the ears! LOL!!!

Mate i was up early and as she works nightshift and was zzzz i couldnt do anything noisey in the garage so stacked up huge brownie points by cleaning the oven before she got up,much to her delight (and surprise) so today i could pretty much get away with anything.Tommorow however may well be a different story.

[Edbear]

Mate i was up early and as she works nightshift and was zzzz i couldnt do anything noisey in the garage so stacked up huge brownie points by cleaning the oven before she got up,much to her delight (and surprise) so today i could pretty much get away with anything.Tommorow however may well be a different story.

LOL! Again! Reminds me of the Tower Insurance TV ad! He cleaned the oven as well, but she still made him pay when she found out what he'd done... :bye:

I find I get brownie points when I run her a bath after a hard day, or like tonight when she's just got back from her gym class feeling like death... She repays me by doing the ironing in the nude... :shutup:

[98tls]

LOL! Again! Reminds me of the Tower Insurance TV ad! He cleaned the oven as well, but she still made him pay when she found out what he'd done... :bye:

I find I get brownie points when I run her a bath after a hard day, or like tonight when she's just got back from her gym class feeling like death... She repays me by doing the ironing in the nude... :shutup: :yes:Nice work,sounds like you have a gem.Have to be honest and admit ive an advatage over most blokes in that my best mate Mac has an extremely sensitive nose and when its "that time coming" :shit:he forewarns and i behave for a few days,when its over i just go back to running amok.:Punk:

[EJK]

No one txts me :-(

[98tls]

No one txts me :-(

Buy a phone mate,you might be surprised.

[peasea]

there is the odd ray of sunshine coming thru Toaster.

Like...through the ears?

[Edbear]

:yes:Nice work,sounds like you have a gem.Have to be honest and admit ive an advatage over most blokes in that my best mate Mac has an extremlely sensitive nose and when its "that time coming" :shit:he forewarns and i behave for a few days,when its over i just go back to running amok.:Punk:

Well after 32 years my nose is very well trained!!! :yes:

She's pretty good though. She's sorta wating for menopause to begin so she doesn't have to go through that anymore, but I reckon she's just cursed with eternal youth...

Hey is this a thread hijack..? Sorry Toaster, how're you doin? :sunny:

[98tls]

Well after 32 years my nose is very well trained!!! :yes:

She's pretty good though. She's sorta wating for menopause to begin so she doesn't have to go through that anymore, but I reckon she's just cursed with eternal youth...

Hey is this a thread hijack..? Sorry Toaster, how're you doin? :sunny:

Hes fine,back to your Mrs doing the ironing eh.:shifty:

[Mom]

so stacked up huge brownie points by cleaning the oven

Wow, how about you pop up and clean mine as well? That is a shit job and then some. I will be doing ours this weekend, least I can do, Maha does the rest :pinch:


No one txts me :-(

What's your number cutie pie? :blip:


Hes fine,back to your Mrs doing the ironing eh.:shifty:

Ironing? Have not done any of that since our iron crapped out putting transfers on fluro jackets.

[oldrider]

Mine doesn't know how to TXT and I don't know how to read them, are we dead yet?

[98tls]

Wow, how about you pop up and clean mine as well? That is a shit job and then some. I will be doing ours this weekend, least I can do, Maha does the rest :pinch:

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Indeed it is,went and bought 2 cans and filled the thing with em,easy really but things got messy come clean up time:shit:,considered throwing first the cat and then the dog in there to speed up the scrubbing part thought better of it.Worst part was getting the f$%king oven door back on,:angry:

[Edbear]

Hes fine,back to your Mrs doing the ironing eh.:shifty:


Ironing? Have not done any of that since our iron crapped out putting transfers on fluro jackets.

I haven't done the ironing since I melted my best shirt...:shutup:

'Sides, me ironing in the nude is not a pretty sight, :shit: she on the other hand... :love:

Right now she's relaxing in the bath I've just run for her. :innocent:

[98tls]

I haven't done the ironing since I melted my best shirt...:shutup:

'Sides, me ironing in the nude is not a pretty sight, :shit: she on the other hand... :love:

Right now she's relaxing in the bath I've just run for her. :innocent: :shit:WTF are you doing here then Ed,go scrub her bumps or at least pretend you need to wash your hands.

[Mom]

Worst part was getting the f$%king oven door back on,:angry:

Trust me on this some oven door designers need a decent clip around the ears. I reckon they design them that way for pure shits and giggles. Bastards!

[Edbear]

:shit:WTF are you doing here then Ed,go scrub her bumps or at least pretend you need to wash your hands.

Ha ha! Back when we were young, (and about half the size...), I'd be in there with her!

Nowadays we can let each other have a bit of quiet time, although I do confess to checking on her if she takes a bit too long... :shifty: Otherwise I wait until she comes out here drying herself off with the towel... :msn-wink:

[Mudfart]

Buy a phone mate,you might be surprised.

ive got a cell, no one txts me.

[98tls]

Ha ha! Back when we were young, (and about half the size...), I'd be in there with her!

Nowadays we can let each other have a bit of quiet time, although I do confess to checking on her if she takes a bit too long... :shifty: Otherwise I wait until she comes out here drying herself off with the towel... :msn-wink:

To be honest mate on the "1/2 the size" thing ive found that in some areas age and twice the size works well ive even offered to help tuck em in.:shit::shutup::innocent:

[cc rider]

She's definitely a keeper, mate!Toaster sounds like a keeper too :D



Txt like that really make your day/week/ month esp after a rough patch !Totally agree, whether you're just in the next room or in another country :sunny:





ps Aus ph code is 61 :whistle:

[Toaster]

Now that really is progress :yes:

Pity you live so far away now Mr Toast with the most. Would love to have met your lovely lady.

We are only here temporarily. We will back up to North Auckland and our home soon enough all going well!

[Toaster]

Nice T,i received a TXT today that said "where the f$ck are you"

I hear Lara Bingle is single again.... you're in!!!

[Toaster]

Like...through the ears?

Now that would be a light at the end of the tunnel!

[Toaster]

Well after 32 years my nose is very well trained!!! :yes:

She's pretty good though. She's sorta wating for menopause to begin so she doesn't have to go through that anymore, but I reckon she's just cursed with eternal youth...

Hey is this a thread hijack..? Sorry Toaster, how're you doin? :sunny:


Not at all mate. Its all good positive news. Nice change from all the negative bashing threads going around lately. Hopefully this sort of thing can help encourage others make positive changes too.

[98tls]

Not at all mate. Its all good positive news. Nice change from all the negative bashing threads going around lately. Hopefully this sort of thing can help encourage others make positive changes too.

Dont bother T,seems he took my advice and is "scrubbing bumps",i love a happy ending.

[Toaster]

I haven't done the ironing since I melted my best shirt...:shutup:

'Sides, me ironing in the nude is not a pretty sight

I have done the ironing our entire relationship (I am ex-military and a perfectionist... say no more).

Naked Ironing Ed? You trying to get the wrinkles out or what?!

[cc rider]

Dont bother T,seems he took my advice and is "scrubbing bumps",i love a happy ending.Sooo.... Ed is cleaning the oven?? :gob:

Hope so, cause there are some bumps you scrub & other bumps that work better with a lil gentle rub :innocent:

[cc rider]

Naked Ironing Ed? You trying to get the wrinkles out or what?!Nah, Ed's a big boy, he uses a linen press

[Edbear]

Not at all mate. Its all good positive news. Nice change from all the negative bashing threads going around lately. Hopefully this sort of thing can help encourage others make positive changes too.

Yep! Some upbeat banter and happy stuff is not as common as we'd like! :yes:


Dont bother T,seems he took my advice and is "scrubbing bumps",i love a happy ending.

LOL!!! To be perfectly honest, as much as I'd like to make you all jealous... :shifty: She was so exhausted after the long day at work and her aerobics class, (trying to compete with women half her age and younger, she's Grandma at work), that I took pity on her and just pampered her and let her relax. I could have made advances and she would probably have aquiesced, but she really was tired and feeling a bit beat up.


Nah, Ed's a big boy, he uses a linen press

Yeah, when I pull my tummy in I have a 50" chest... :gob: Not too many wrinkles yet, though. I think I'd need a wool press!

[Insanity_rules]

That was so cool, what training course has she been on and where can my wife sign up for her news letter?

[Headbanger]

I got a text from the wife today saying"Stop following me, stop texting me, Your sick, I don't know you, I don't want to know you and I want you to leave me alone. If you don't I will involve the police again"

OK, Shes not really my wife, Its just a little hobby I have to pass the time.

[Toaster]

I hear it IS your wife texting you Headbanger!!

[cc rider]

That was so cool, what training course has she been on and where can my wife sign up for her news letter?I hear she can enroll while waiting for you in the A&E :bash: :nya:

[Toaster]

Toaster sounds like a keeper too :D

Thank you but that is too kind. I am not worthy of that title at all. But that is what makes Mrs Toaster (Burnt) so damn special to me.

[Toaster]

And just to add, I am sure many people out there can attest to similar in their own situations. Hopefully this is a source of encouragement if anything.

[ynot slow]

Real guys don't need sloppy texts eh,to friggin bad I say,getting a "your the highlight of my day" type texts out of nowhere makes ya day(and giving them back),and they don't have to be any commercial crap excuse days like v day,b day etc.

[Toaster]

Real guys don't need sloppy texts eh,to friggin bad I say,getting a "your the highlight of my day" type texts out of nowhere makes ya day(and giving them back),and they don't have to be any commercial crap excuse days like v day,b day etc.


Very true. Need it? No, enjoy it out of the blue, absolutely. We have been through a hell of a time over the last two or so years, my fault and she hung in there no matter what. So to get that message was absolute gold.

[Usarka]

try doing it when ones lovely ladie does a ruuner.............as i said you . lucky geezer no what i mean!

[Toaster]

try doing it when ones lovely ladie does a ruuner.............as i said you . lucky geezer no what i mean!

I assume it wasn't a marathon either!