When Oi got hoim on mondee noit as drunk as drunk could beee

[FROSTY]

Oi realised it was St Pads and oiuve bin drinkin green beer oil day.
So den Oi headed home to da woif. And what did Oi see
---Irish drinkin song --KB styles

[JimO]

bloody foreigners

[cc rider]

bloody foreignersYeah, the world is full of them :shifty:

[Laava]

Inspeshly dems canadics from canadia

[cc rider]

dey is more fine den foreign :blip:

[Laava]

I like all the maple syrup! Does it just bubble up out of the ground there or what?

[cc rider]

You can only harvest it on the full moon. First you have to soak it up with clean white cotton panties, then wring then out into a large bathtub... then the girls come along & un... Sorry the rest is a secret hun. But if you want I can send you a few pics of last season ;)

[Big Dave]

Last night was a grand spectacle to be sure to be sure.
Hundreds of Kiwis with absolutely no Irish Heritage in Takapuna. Dressed like idiots and using it as an excuse for getting paralytic drunk.
Isn't culture wonderful. I'm into it as much as Valenretailers day. :-P

[Mom]

Inspeshly dems canadics from canadia

Eh? You want for me to come and gove you the bash?


Last night was a grand spectacle to be sure to be sure.
Hundreds of Kiwis with absolutely no Irish Heritage in Takapuna. Dressed like idiots and using it as an excuse for getting paralytic Drunk.
Isn't culture wonderful. I'm into it as much as Valenretailers day. :-P

There were people at work yesterday that got given shit for not wearing green :weird:

[Big Dave]

There were people at work yesterday that got given shit for not wearing green :weird:

Ask the the shit givers what the Capital of Ireland is.

Or a hard one; Where is the Ulster Constabulary from?

[cc rider]

Better still, ask them what country Ireland's in... they be dumb :thud:

[Urano]

oh gosh... it took me five minutes to understand what kind of english slang was that... :D :D

it wasn't.... :lol:
sorry, 'still learning...

[Big Dave]

Better still, ask them what country Ireland's in... they be dumb :thud:

It's a continent in Africa.

[Hans]

I saw a GN parked by the door where my RF should be. So I called me wife and I said to her, would you kindly tell to me, who owns that bike up by the door where my old bike should be?

[FROSTY]

I saw a GN parked by the door where my RF should be. So I called me wife and I said to her, would you kindly tell to me, who owns that bike up by the door where my old bike should be?
Ahh yer droonk, yer droonk ya silly ol fool. Dat a loverly rockin horse me gramma sent to me

[Hans]

Well it's many a day I've travelled, a hundred miles or more, but chain drive on a rocking horse I've never seen before.

[FROSTY]

When Oi got hoim on toosdey noit as drunk as drunk could beee
I saw a fat Arai on the rack where moi on Shoei should be

[Hans]

When Oi got hoim on toosdey noit as drunk as drunk could beee
I saw a fat Arai on the rack where moi on Shoei should be

So I called me wife and I said to her,
Would you kindly tell to me,
Who owns that lid upon the rack,
Where my old lid should be?

[Ratti]

When Oi got hoim on toosdey noit as drunk as drunk could beee
Oi found a gen'leman in MY bed, where only oi should be

[peasea]

E sed to 'er, you bin drinkin da piss
Yud better kneel down and take a long suck on dis

[FROSTY]

So I called me wife and I said to her,
Would you kindly tell to me,
Who owns that lid upon the rack,
Where my old lid should be?
Ahh yer drunk yer drunk ya silly old fool , Still ya cannah see --Thats a lovely tea cosey me gramma sent to me

[Insanity_rules]

Inspeshly dems canadics from canadia

This'll blow your mind then. The USA is re outlawing gay marriage but Canada still has it. Imagine if even 10% of the US's gay population emigrate to Canada to marry then not only will they be the most polite people in the world but they'll also be the best dressed AND guarantee figure skating wins for the next 1000 years...... Scary nespa?

[cc rider]

So I should takeup with women, dress to kill, dust off my skates & thank you all for cuming :blip:


being half Aussie, does that mean I should still keep the fridge full of coldies :drinkup: