Two female co-workers

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Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work.
>
> Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night?
>
> Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner
> in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4 minutes, rolled
> over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you?
>
> Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home. He took me out to a
> romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we came
> home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay.
> After foreplay we had an hour long session of fantastic sex and then we
> talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale!
>
> At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
>
> Husband 1: Did you have good sex last night?
>
> Husband 2: Yes, it was great! I came home, dinner was on the table, I
> ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. What about you?
>
> Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they
> cut the electricity because I didn't pay the bill. In return I had to
> take my wife out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive that we
> didn't have money for a cab. So we had to walk home for an hour - and
> when we got home, there was no electricity, so I had to light fucking
> candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for
> an hour and then I couldn't cum for another hour. After I finally did, I
> was so mad and aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was
> jabbering away for another hour!

[Spuds1234]

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me and not to worry about it. On the way home I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say 'I love you, too.' When we got home I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later he came to bed. To my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love. I still felt that he was distracted and that his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

My motorbike wouldn't start today but at least I got laid.