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cheshirecat
24th March 2010, 08:37
and and a front mounted one for those turning in front of you

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/7503406/James-Bond-fan-builds-flame-throwing-scooter.html

Cayman911
24th March 2010, 08:42
Or a flame thrower kit on the exhaust =).

vifferman
24th March 2010, 08:50
Jay Leno has one of the Y2K turbine powered bikes, and had to get the manufacturers to change the LED tailight so it displayed a message when he was stopped, warning people to stay clear. This was after someone behind him parked their car close to his bike to get a good look, and the hot exhaust started to melt their plastic front bumper.

Tank
24th March 2010, 09:13
As close as possible to making a scooter 'cool'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1260047/Wheels-James-Bond-fan-invents-flame-throwing-scooter.html

Stirts
24th March 2010, 09:39
Where's the "Buy Now" button? That is truly awesome, you could also have a "shitload" of fun if you had a bad case of the farts too!!

Big Dave
24th March 2010, 10:42
Colin just sent me the link to his video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQKsUHXE7AM

We've been following him for a while
http://www.kiwirider.co.nz/longest/longest.html

EJK
24th March 2010, 10:43
Hes not even trying to wear like James Bond.

Oh sorry, was he? Man that's one cheap suit.


Edit: Haha that is a cool vid.

Insanity_rules
24th March 2010, 11:24
and and a front mounted one for those turning in front of you

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/7503406/James-Bond-fan-builds-flame-throwing-scooter.html

Nice but I can garner the same effect after a night of chilli and beer, all I need is a lighter.

SMOKEU
24th March 2010, 11:44
I wonder if it's possible to get a WOF on a jet powered vehicle that spits flames out the back.

PrincessBandit
24th March 2010, 11:50
Would have been excellent coming home at midday today on the motorway with some car driving git who carved up the traffic behind me then decided my space in the lane nearest the concrete median wall was exactly where he wanted to be. Bet he'd have thought twice about getting cozy with me if he'd seen that coming out my rear end!!!

grusomhat
24th March 2010, 11:51
Jay Leno has one of the Y2K turbine powered bikes, and had to get the manufacturers to change the LED tailight so it displayed a message when he was stopped, warning people to stay clear. This was after someone behind him parked their car close to his bike to get a good look, and the hot exhaust started to melt their plastic front bumper.

Haha that's awesome. I remember him talking about it (on top gear?) and he said that he was at some lights and he kept moving forward so it wouldn't, but the guy kept creeping up behind him.

Insanity_rules
24th March 2010, 12:01
I can do the same thing with a lighter and a night on the curry or chilli.

DougB
28th March 2010, 21:10
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7528253/Flame-thrower-scooter-owner-arrested.html

SMOKEU
28th March 2010, 21:17
Fucking British people.

firefighter
28th March 2010, 21:31
having one of these should be part of your WOF check!

"hmmm, indicators, left, now right, great, can you push the rear brake please?....ok good, now the flame thrower.......excellent"

EJK
28th March 2010, 21:50
Just throw a hand gernade

ESXB0Y
29th March 2010, 07:15
Awesome! Back in the day in Blighty, a cheap trick we used to do to our cars (before I could afford a decent car that would ignite fuel on the overrun properly a la V8) was to drill a hole in the exhaust can and mount a spark plug, then wire it up to a switch on the dash. Coupled with a bit of rich fuelling you could get some awesome flames flying out the back! Don't reckon that would pass a WOF though...

enth
29th March 2010, 10:55
Here's a link to a video of that scooter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UNr1XClnec

Ratti
29th March 2010, 11:54
I want one of those

Big Dave
29th March 2010, 12:18
Bit of an interview here too.

http://kiwiridermagazine.blogspot.com/2010/03/colin-furze-does-it-again.html

centaurus
29th March 2010, 12:36
Flame thrower on a BMX and then on a scooter - couldn't he find something cooler to strap that flame thrower on?

Swoop
30th March 2010, 07:10
Update:........

An English man who created an anti-tailgating flame-throwing device for his scooter has been arrested. Lincolnshire plumber Colin Furze's modified scooter, which threw out flames with a flick of a switch, was shown in a press feature last week. When police spotted Furze riding his scooter on a public highway, they arrested him, the Sunday Telegraph reported. Furze was detained on possessing an object converted into a firearm before being released on bail without charge until May 6, pending police investigation. Possession of a firearm can carry a maximum prison sentence of five to seven years. Furze declined comment, the newspaper said.

Tank
30th March 2010, 07:33
Update:........

An English man who created an anti-tailgating flame-throwing device for his scooter has been arrested. Lincolnshire plumber Colin Furze's modified scooter, which threw out flames with a flick of a switch, was shown in a press feature last week. When police spotted Furze riding his scooter on a public highway, they arrested him, the Sunday Telegraph reported. Furze was detained on possessing an object converted into a firearm before being released on bail without charge until May 6, pending police investigation. Possession of a firearm can carry a maximum prison sentence of five to seven years. Furze declined comment, the newspaper said.

bugger - he should be given a medal not a sentence.

kevfromcoro
30th March 2010, 07:34
her it is.......

firefighter
30th March 2010, 07:53
Update:........

An English man who created an anti-tailgating flame-throwing device for his scooter has been arrested. Lincolnshire plumber Colin Furze's modified scooter, which threw out flames with a flick of a switch, was shown in a press feature last week. When police spotted Furze riding his scooter on a public highway, they arrested him, the Sunday Telegraph reported. Furze was detained on possessing an object converted into a firearm before being released on bail without charge until May 6, pending police investigation. Possession of a firearm can carry a maximum prison sentence of five to seven years. Furze declined comment, the newspaper said.

Geeezus, talk about overkill of charges there.

"Object converted into a firearm".....pretty damn mis-leading that one.

Swoop
30th March 2010, 08:13
Geeezus, talk about overkill of charges there.

"Object converted into a firearm".....pretty damn mis-leading that one.
That is the mentality of policing in the UK...

Big Dave
31st March 2010, 17:12
In an email from Colin.
>>it's all gone very wrong this end<<
I yanked the interview I had posted because he asked me to.

It's kind of like the Carver Conundrum.

Nobody in their right mind would consider it any more than the jape it is.
But 2010 you have to allow that not everyone is in their right mind I guess.

Shame, because some of his stuff is a crack up.

Tink
7th April 2010, 22:41
Nice but I can garner the same effect after a night of chilli and beer, all I need is a lighter. Only you ... ha ha!

Insanity_rules
7th April 2010, 22:52
Only you ... ha ha!

Always wanted to try lighting em on the bike, I know it works at a party!

Thaeos
7th April 2010, 22:59
I want it.

Laxi
7th April 2010, 23:50
Always wanted to try lighting em on the bike, I know it works at a party!

mate! only thing i've seen you light at a party is your arse!!! :rofl:

Tink
8th April 2010, 08:20
:doh:
mate! only thing i've seen you light at a party is your arse!!! :rofl:

um I think that is what he is referring too... lol :doh:

Insanity_rules
8th April 2010, 09:17
mate! only thing i've seen you light at a party is your arse!!! :rofl:

Correct and I was trying to tactfully say I could light my farts better than that guys flame thrower!


:doh:

um I think that is what he is referring too... lol :doh:

Ding ding ding ding ding!!!!! Correct!

Ratti
8th April 2010, 12:41
sheesh- boys will be boys huh?

Years ago TheDanceOfThe FlamingArseholes was really popular at rallies. Im picking it is STILL a cool thing to do???