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After the downpour last night and today.... the Auckland roads are CLEAN! :D no oil slicks.... no grease patchs...! YAY
Yeah, but with the terrible traffic jams, you aint going anywhere fast enough to make it dangerous for a slippery roads.
justsomeguy
17th May 2005, 13:12
After the downpour last night and today.... the Auckland roads are CLEAN! :D no oil slicks.... no grease patchs...! YAY
Really rain ?? Honestly didn't notice anything last night.....:whistle:
Quasievil
17th May 2005, 13:12
:killingme Auckland:killingme clean :killingme :killingme :killingme
Lou Girardin
17th May 2005, 13:14
After the downpour last night and today.... the Auckland roads are CLEAN! :D no oil slicks.... no grease patchs...! YAY
Not through Symonds St/Khyber Pass it wasn't, huge bloody diesel slick, damn near crapped myself, as it's been a habit to loft the front wheel a tad over the road camber. I saw the slick mid-loft. Didn't need my 'wake-up' coffee this morning.
Dont you guys have work? :whistle:
bugjuice
17th May 2005, 13:22
beg to differ, oil spots galore around where I've been.. but are getting cleaner..
crashe
17th May 2005, 13:30
Please ride safe out there on the wet roads.
Yep, it did fair piss down last night and this morning in West Auckland.
Quasievil
17th May 2005, 13:30
:killingme :killingme work:killingme clean:killingme auckland :killingme :killingme
crashe
17th May 2005, 13:38
:killingme :killingme work:killingme clean:killingme auckland :killingme :killingme
work - nup - what is that....lol.
clean - nup - not allowed to lift anything for 8 weeks , cool huh.
auckland - yup, neat place to live.
ok and now back to my dvd GI Jane - just love that movie, especially when she shaves her hair and kicks that dude's arse.
:killingme Auckland:killingme clean :killingme :killingme :killingme
Maybe if a large enough nuke was dropped or all the volcanoes erupted at once... :devil2:
It is really pissing down hard in Auckland. It is not only washing away the oil from the road, but also old ladies, dogs and cats.
enigma51
17th May 2005, 14:12
:killingme Auckland:killingme clean :killingme :killingme :killingme
:killingme :killingme :killingme i second quasie :killingme :killingme
Lou Girardin
17th May 2005, 14:13
So, whaddaya reckon Zapf, feel like the Red Baron yet?
Quasievil
17th May 2005, 14:15
So, whaddaya reckon Zapf, feel like the Red Baron yet?
Hang on hold up, what you mean by that ??? red baron got me race bike at the moment
Maybe if a large enough nuke was dropped or all the volcanoes erupted at once... :devil2:
I thought that was a dirty bomb.....
or how about a neutron bomb instead? since if there is no one to say its dirty, it won't be dirty right
Hang on hold up, what you mean by that ??? red baron got me race bike at the moment
! hur? yea what do you (Lou) and (Quasi) mean? I for one hate that shop
Ixion
17th May 2005, 14:25
It is really pissing down hard in Auckland. It is not only washing away the oil from the road, but also old ladies, dogs and cats.
Bugger. There's little worse than getting an old lady tangled in your chain. I blame the council, why aren't they clearing the old ladies away as part of the street cleansing program
Bugger. There's little worse than getting an old lady tangled in your chain. I blame the council, why aren't they clearing the old ladies away as part of the street cleansing program
the little ones are.... but the bigger ones don't get washed way by the rain. Perhaps a repeated application of tread and rain might....
Maximus
17th May 2005, 14:34
auckland - yup, neat place to live.
ok and now back to my dvd GI Jane - just love that movie, especially when she shaves her hair and kicks that dude's arse.
Well, I dunno bout that, BUT it's a hell of a lot warmer than Ch/Ch . . . :yes:
Dunno bout the shaving of hair, but kicking that guy's arse :niceone: . . . I know a chick who reminds me of GI Jane, but with the hair, faaarkin scary!
ManDownUnder
17th May 2005, 14:35
Not through Symonds St/Khyber Pass it wasn't, huge bloody diesel slick, damn near crapped myself, as it's been a habit to loft the front wheel a tad over the road camber. I saw the slick mid-loft. Didn't need my 'wake-up' coffee this morning.
You keep a clean pair of daks at work then??? :whistle:
Maximus
17th May 2005, 14:39
You keep dak at work then??? :whistle:
Mate, that's highly illegal . . . :whistle:
ManDownUnder
17th May 2005, 14:40
It is really pissing down hard in Auckland. It is not only washing away the oil from the road, but also old ladies, dogs and cats.
Yup - and a few of us RF ridiers stuck in bloody traffic too... she ite (Muslims)... not fun... rain just pouring down my waterproof sleevs, through the top of my waterproof gloves... and forming bloody great cold lakes in there with gay abandon.
[edit] not to mentioned the traditional "I wet myself" look when I took the wet weather gear off... ooo I HATE that feeling of cold water meeting the boys... not good... really not good...
ManDownUnder
17th May 2005, 14:43
Mate, that's highly illegal . . . :whistle:
I thought he wa in the Police... y'know standard issue... dak, porn, handcuffs and off into the big bad world to experiment a little...
Did I get that wrong?
Maximus
17th May 2005, 14:46
I thought he wa in the Police... y'know standard issue... dak, porn, handcuffs and off into the big bad world to experiment a little...
Did I get that wrong?
Well, if he works for the police then that's fine, I guess . . . :whistle:
Your rite, I hear that their very "adventurous" in the force . . . :devil2:
crashe
17th May 2005, 14:46
Well, I dunno bout that, BUT it's a hell of a lot warmer than Ch/Ch . . . :yes:
Dunno bout the shaving of hair, but kicking that guy's arse :niceone: . . . I know a chick who reminds me of GI Jane, but with the hair, faaarkin scary!
Nah no more scarey than men having shaved heads..lol.
She bulked up great too.... doing all those press ups.
Just getting to the part of her kicking arse.... wohoooo :msn-wink: :niceone:
Maximus
17th May 2005, 14:49
Nah no more scarey than men having shaved heads..lol.
She bulked up great too.... doing all those press ups.
Just getting to the part of her kicking arse.... wohoooo :msn-wink: :niceone:
:killingme . . . . arrr, my dream girl! :love:
Lou Girardin
17th May 2005, 14:49
! hur? yea what do you (Lou) and (Quasi) mean? I for one hate that shop
Shot down in flames.
Shot down in flames.
oh... ic... thats what happen to most fighter pilots who don't come back... :msn-wink:
ManDownUnder
17th May 2005, 15:29
Well, if he works for the police then that's fine, I guess . . . :whistle:
Your rite, I hear that their very "adventurous" in the force . . . :devil2:
Just gotta watch for those that have gone over the the dark side...
I wonder... that'd make Jamison either Yoda or Darth Vader wouldn't it?
So who it Hele Clark (or is she actually playing herself in all of this?)
Lou Girardin
17th May 2005, 15:34
oh... ic... thats what happen to most fighter pilots who don't come back... :msn-wink:
That was the famous WW1 fighter ace and womaniser. He used to pour cognac on womens genitals and light it.
When he went down, he went down in flames.
ManDownUnder
17th May 2005, 15:39
That was the famous WW1 fighter ace and womaniser. He used to pour cognac on womens genitals and light it.
When he went down, he went down in flames.
I'm not sure what hurts more - the joke or the thought of the act....
oooooo!
Hey didn't Jerry Lee Lewis write a song about something similar.
....you shake the walls and you rattle my barain...:whistle:
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