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[Fatt Max]

Hi guys and gals

Look, shit happens as we all know. Sometimes it has nothing to do with you but all the same you have to be the one with the mop an bucket.

Well, today I am the janitor so by all accounts I shall be away for a while although I shall be looking in. Big fat elephants fanny, I hate being away from you guys but thems the breaks.

Anyroad upwards, wont be too long hopefully before I resurface and get up yer hooters, but until then, see you around, stay shiny side up and lay off the pies.......

StoneY, love you man

Maduck, CC Rider, Ratti, Foxee, Trudes, Genie, Coffee Junkie, Miss Piggy, oneb4 + all the other ladies I have missed, keep the faith ladies

Mom / Maha, thinking of you guys always

Caseye / Bodir / + all the other Auckland Action Group - Still with you babes, just away for a while

Skyrider - you are the funnist c**t on KB

Tank - Pleasure meeting you mate

Those at Wellington on 16/02/2010 - a fecking pleasure meeting you all, brilliant....!!

And everyone else who thinks / knows I am a complete wanker, I love you all and will dance nude for your aunties any time.

Hopefully wont be gone too long so keep a candle lighting / pie warm for when I get back

Biker has to do what he has to do, eh.......

Luv ya all

Fatt Max

[MadDuck]

Whatever you are going through my big friend. I am here for you. You have my cell and email. USE IT!

[Maha]

You have been a great support over the last few days Mark, you know what My last text said, and I ment it.
Yes, it wont be long now till our minds will be firmly planted on other issues, but for the now, we are here for ya mate.
Wanna catch up tomorrow say, North Shore, somewhere sterile?

[YellowDog]

Whatever all that means, good luck to you Fat Max.

You will be missed and hopefully not for too long.

[PrincessBandit]

Gee Mark, sounds pretty darned serious, especially if you're gonna be laying off the pies!

Seriously, thinking of you (with whatever it is that's the stuff hitting the fan) and hope it all works out. We're all here, only a pm or text away.

[Fatt Max]

Sorry gang, didnt want to sound so mysterious to be honest.....

Bottom line is my domestic situation, for one reason or another, has turned to shit and I am trying to sort things out. Its affairs of the heart to be honest so I got to get stuck in and get it sorted. Its not life threateneing or anything, just very emotional. Ohm and in case anyone

Thanks for all the kind words peeps, keep the faith and I'll be back soon

MD, just off the phone to you babe, you are no 1 on the call list mate, thanks

FM xxxx

[CookMySock]

Gee thats not too flash mate. It will work out and all be behind your large behind in a few months, so don't take it too hard.

Chill.

Steve

[MadDuck]

MD, just off the phone to you babe, you are no 1 on the call list mate, thanks

FM xxxx

xxx take one day at a time and know you have mad arse hairy bikers looking out for you

[cc rider]

xxx take one day at a time and know you have mad arse hairy bikers looking out for youOh dear, I must start wearing my new glasses. I thought MD said "mad hairy arsed bikers". I know she doesn't mean Max's gurls.

FM, you have my :love: & support always hun. Good thoughts to you from me. Hurry back all happy & safe, cause I can't wait to meet you & buy ya a pie (not a vegie one, that would be cruel)

your friend :hug:
CC

[denefoster]

Best of luck man, good on ya for taking the time to sort things out.

[kevfromcoro]

Havent quite got the gift of this thread yet.....

Whats up FM?

Have the wheels fallen of the cart ??

You are popular in KB. so pop up some posts..... there is a lot of support here.

Hey.. if you need a break,, come over here.. i live next door to the best pie shop in Australia...........................

KEV

[chanceyy]

Hey FM hope things work out for ya :) good luck and we will all still be here .. take it easy :hug:

[MSTRS]

April 1st has gone, so that's not it.
Mate - we're all behind you (keeping in the shadow, so to speak). If we can help, you know what to do.

[Skyryder]

Stay Sharp, Stay Cool, but most of all FM.............Stay Alive.



Skyryder

[yungatart]

Work hard at getting it sorted FM, it is definitely worth it.
My thoughts are with you both.

[Her_C4]

Awww crap.

Hate it when this happens - miss you already FM. Take care - if you are down here and need anything give us a call. xx

[MIXONE]

Good luck FM.

[Bikemad]

Howdy Maxx............dont know ya but have enjoyed readin ya posts of late...........probably safe to say we have all been where you are now at some point...........all the best

[Fatt Max]

Hey guys

Thanks for all your messages as well as the texts, calls and PM's.

Right at this time its not easy to get on the PC and write stuff like this so I take the opportunities when I can.

I'm getting through what I need to get through. Big thing is I have the OXFAM 100km Trailwalk next weekend that I have been training for now for a fulll year. That needs to be done because its a challenge to myself, a team achievement and the chance to something back to the world by raising a few bucks for people who would love the opportunity to fight over a TV remote or who does the washing up etc etc..

So, thats where I am, thanks again for all your help and support, I'll drop in when I can. Going to get on the bike tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks, cant wait for that.

KB'rs are good bastards, through and through, just good old fashioned good bastards

Thanks guys

FM

[marty]

are you still here?

[slofox]

If you're down my way at all FM, do drop in...

[Blackshear]

Allo goovneh, you better not be away too long. Your quotes, as glorious as they are, need to be replenished.

Whatever it may be that you're going through, grab all the help you can get.

Lord knows man without pie is but a mortal :msn-wink:

[cc rider]

Did Max just call everyone bastards? :gob:


Insight is a valuable thing..... he knows you all so well :innocent:

[kevfromcoro]

Did Max just call everyone bastards? :gob:


Insight is a valuable thing..... he knows you all so well :innocent:

you are going to have to learn Kiwi....
Max probably did.....
He meant we are good bastards.. it slang.. think he meant good bastards.......
Bit like saying ................. old mate in ozz.
Also if you call someone a cunt..... doesnt mean they are bad,,,,,
there are good cunts too........
Fucken arsed off my bike to-day...... got a foot like a coco nut..... shit happens............

[Ratti]

Hey there FM and Mrs FM.
Tough stuff happens and you will get through it.
If there is anything I can do then shout ok? Can't have the one man in NZ who thinks I'm gorgeous doing the hard yards on his own.
Thinking of you both and wee FM too.

Love ya

[SMOKEU]

1D I take it?

[Toaster]

...Bottom line is my domestic situation, for one reason or another, has turned to shit and I am trying to sort things out. Its affairs of the heart to be honest so I got to get stuck in and get it sorted.

Hey buddy, all the very best. I am sure a fair number of us can relate to domestic problems to varying degrees. Take care.

[howdamnhard]

Bottom line is my domestic situation, for one reason or another, has turned to shit and I am trying to sort things out. Its affairs of the heart to be honest so I got to get stuck in and get it sorted. Its not life threateneing or anything, just very emotional. Ohm and in case anyone
Goodluck Fatt Max , hope you and your mrs manage to get it all sorted out.

[Fatt Max]

1D I take it?

Sorry mate, does not compute,

So far so good this weekend although I have not made it out on the bike which is a huge bummer, not for the want of trying.

Thanks again for all the messages you guys.

Please stay safe out there, the weekend road toll is so fecking devastating,

Miss ya

[martybabe]

You never know what's around the corner Max, on the road or in life. I sincerely hope peace and happiness are waiting around the next bend in the road for ya big guy. Good luck

[Swoop]

Going awy somewhere where internet access is tricky...?:scratch:
Hope you enjoy the West Coast!



Take care mate! Devote time to loved ones!!!!
:apint:

[cc rider]

you are going to have to learn Kiwi....
He meant we are good bastards.. it slang.. think he meant good bastards.......
Bit like saying ................. old mate in ozz.
Also if you call someone a cunt..... doesnt mean they are bad,,,,,
there are good cunts too........

Fucken arsed off my bike to-day...... got a foot like a coco nut..... shit happens............:laugh: you is so sweet kev. I were's jus joking around. Could pinch your widdle cheeks
But yes, yes I am going to have to learn... I'll need an interpreter :stupid:

Hells Bells hun, are you OK kev? Anything broken? Let me know if there is anything I can do. I have a few days before I leave.
How's your bike?? Take care :hug:

[Fatt Max]

Hey all,

I wish this was easier, but life is life and we got to have it, eh.

Days of our life tag, is someone taking the piss, I'm fucking hurting here

Thanks for all you guys for taking the time to say hi, appreciate it

Be back soon,

FM

[Foxzee]

Hey all,

I wish this was easier, but life is life and we got to have it, eh.

Days of our life tag, is someone taking the piss, I'm fucking hurting here

Thanks for all you guys for taking the time to say hi, appreciate it

Be back soon,

FM

Hey my great buddy...the one that makes me laugh when life kicks me!...I'm sure that thread has nothing to do with you. I understand your hurt and me along with many others would love to be able to remove that for you....just as you have helped all us in the past!...I'm truely sorry FM that this is happenin in your life at the moment and wish I could wave a wand and make it go away for you and Mrs FM. You are both amazing, funny and loving people I hope it works out the way you want it to. You know where I am if either of you want anything......take care you too ok!

Fox and foxtails.....huggin you both...xxxxx

[Genestho]

Hey FM, you've given a few of us, definately myself - some laughs through the dark times, more than once I've spat my coffee out and choked (in a good way :laugh:) the karma you've paid forward, I send it back to you and your lady, best of luck big guy! :) :hug:

[Oakie]

Damn. Just caught up with this one. All the best for it FM. I look forward to you returning to us fully when you are on an even keel again.

[Fatt Max]

Just a quick note to say a huge thanks to all you guys who have called / PM'd / texted etc etc. Really appreciated.

Had some shit news on the job front yesterday, the bosses have decided that I am not worthy of their salary and so I am being sideswiped, talk about kicking a man while he is down the fucking bastards. Anyway, another bit of crap to deal with but thats life.

Some have said that maybe I should not be airing all this on the internet but my attitude is this is KB, it is what it is and why the fuck not I suppose. You are all a bunch of good people, I have really learned over the last few days who my friends are eh.

Anyway, my bosses can go fuck themselves, I dont owe anyone a living, it's only a fucking job and all that, eh......

Could be worse, the government could have banned pies, beer and pole dancing.......now that would be a bastard

Thanks again peeps

FM

[kevfromcoro]

:laugh: you is so sweet kev. I were's jus joking around. Could pinch your widdle cheeks
But yes, yes I am going to have to learn... I'll need an interpreter :stupid:

Hells Bells hun, are you OK kev? Anything broken? Let me know if there is anything I can do. I have a few days before I leave.
How's your bike?? Take care :hug:

How do you know i have widdle cheeks....
were you peeking through the shower curtin....
Iam ok.... landed on my head.. so it didnt hurt.....
just got my left foot caught under the bike......
pissed off with doing such a stupid thing.......
shit i felf like an idiot.....
shit happens......
KEV

[Swoop]

the government could have banned pies, beer and pole dancing...

Damn! Can you supply directions to that nightclub please? Seeing a hottie poledancing while holding a pie and a beer would be quite impressive!:blip:

[Mom]

Hey FM, it is when things are the darkest that we truely appreciate that glimmer of light. Testing times mate, concentrate on what is important for you at the moment. This weekend for starters.

Jobs are over rated :yes:

[jim.cox]

Could be worse, the government could have banned pies, beer and pole dancing...

Sshh, not so loud - you'll give them ideas...

[Ratti]

crikey Mark. it just gets better and better doesnt it? Nothing any of us can do except listen and sympathise. Hells bells, we've all had crap go down at various times, kb is about more than talking bs about bikes.

[MadDuck]

Could be worse, the government could have banned pies, beer and pole dancing.......now that would be a bastard

GOOD GOD life would no longer be worth lviing!!!!

Hang in there FM you will get through it ..... and you will know who your friends are when this is all over and a bad distant memory

[Edbear]

crikey Mark. it just gets better and better doesnt it? Nothing any of us can do except listen and sympathise. Hells bells, we've all had crap go down at various times, kb is about more than talking bs about bikes.

KB is a bike site..???? :gob:

Oh, that's right, we do talk about bikes at times... :yes:

You always find out who your friends are and how strong you can be when it all turns to custard, FM. Hang in there, and if the wife is worth fighting for, never say die! :2guns:

[240]

Hey FM mate i don't know you or where you're from but i do know your situation.(from what i can gather)
On the job side where do you live ?I know a lot of people who are employers and maybe there is an opportunity for you, whats your preferred work? you never know who is out there looking for someone with your skills right now.
Keep the chin up man and all the best:yes:

[Ronin]

Dude,

Hang in there, can be tough at times but things you love are worth fighting for. And remember, I live 50 metres from a Pie shop if you need to get away. Also remember that no matter how hard shit is... Your not DB

[Fatt Max]

Well, still working out stuff but feck me, am I back into it or what.....

After the 100km walk at the weekend and the impending protest rides, I reckon it's time I stop fucking about and get on with the good things in life.

There is still a long way to go and I'm up for it.

Thanks again to those KB'rs who have been fecking better than many of the so called frends in this world, you know who you are.

Even back in the studiio getting the second album underway, its a great life.

As I said, there is still a long road ahead but I will have it my lovelies

Cheers

FM

[Oakie]

Good on you mate. If nothing else it'll be inspiration for some bloody good blues huh!

[Fatt Max]

Good on you mate. If nothing else it'll be inspiration for some bloody good blues huh!

Reckon I will have a double album by the end of it dude......

[scissorhands]

Jovial types like you always bounce back quickly mate. Good to see ya on the mend, but lay off the pies a bit aye.

[Fatt Max]

Jovial types like you always bounce back quickly mate. Good to see ya on the mend, but lay off the pies a bit aye.

Only cos you said so dude.....nice one..!!

[scissorhands]

last time i bother trying to be nice 2u!!

[Mom]

Only cos you said so dude.....nice one..!!

You know there always has to be a silver lining. I am not working at the moment, I am reduced to laying on the couch watching daytime TV! But...

I got a recipe today that might interest you, it involves pastry, chocolate, banana and butterscotch sauce. Oh, and whipped cream. It made me feel a bit like spewing, but no doubt the pie lovers amongst my friends and lover will adore it. Happy to invite you for a test taste :yes:

[slofox]

You know there always has to be a silver lining. I am not working at the moment, I am reduced to laying on the couch watching daytime TV! But...

I got a recipe today that might interest you, it involves pastry, chocolate, banana and butterscotch sauce. Oh, and whipped cream. It made me feel a bit like spewing, but no doubt the pie lovers amongst my friends and lover will adore it. Happy to invite you for a test taste :yes:

Ooo Ooo Ooo...can I have a copy pullleeeezzzze?

[Mom]

Ooo Ooo Ooo...can I have a copy pullleeeezzzze?

Hmmmmm, maybe...

Filo pastry
Mars Bars
Bananas
Melted butter
brown sugar
sweetened condensed milk - they used cream but hello :weird:
Butter

[Edbear]

You know there always has to be a silver lining. I am not working at the moment, I am reduced to laying on the couch watching daytime TV! But...

I got a recipe today that might interest you, it involves pastry, chocolate, banana and butterscotch sauce. Oh, and whipped cream. It made me feel a bit like spewing, but no doubt the pie lovers amongst my friends and lover will adore it. Happy to invite you for a test taste :yes:

Say "Hi!" to Jeremy Kyle and Dr. Phil for me! :innocent:

And I think I can see a wee little problem in losing that 7kg in a hurry... :yes:

[Mom]

Say "Hi!" to Jeremy Kyle and Dr. Phil for me! :innocent:

And I think I can see a wee little problem in losing that 7kg in a hurry... :yes:

They took Jeremy Kyle off for the holidays :angry:

[Edbear]

They took Jeremy Kyle off for the holidays :angry:

How rude! Shame on them!

[yungatart]

Hey FM, life can sure be a shit sandwich at times eh?
Sorry to hear you have other troubles as well.
Keep smiling...it makes the bastards wonder what you are up to!