What was I thinking? Hurl some insults at me please, I need it.

[proseuche]

the next instalment in my saga of tickets and naughtiness for your reading pleasure...

caught by biker cop being a TOTAL dumbass. must stop being a dumbass. might die. will def lose licence at very least. think recent poos experience will help this. thought i would share so all you "i'm so perfect" kiwibikers could give me a bollocksing and help me not die. because i know deep down, you love me and crave my acceptance and approval.

anyway, to the story at hand, I got lazy on my gear a while back

couldn't get glove inners to fit into correct leather outer fingers (so ANNOYING trying hours to get them in!), so on this particular ride I flagged gloves.

just had pedicure, so also flagged boots (you don't even want to know what was on my feet...).

only ever wear proper pants on long rides - so was in jeans (it's been much, much worse, had many a commute to work in my skirt...). did have helmet and jacket at least...

not going a very long way, maybe 12kms...thought she'll be right...

busted by a biker cop on motorway just before newmarket overbridge where it goes to a temp 70km/h at about 109 (still arguably in 80 km/h zone). saw cop, braked, watched him in rear view mirror as he pulled behind me and rode there for a while. thought i might have gotten away with it...of course he eventually pulls me over.

such a dumb girl, speeding with no gear (what I was wearing was really a mockery now I look back on it...), had dry-ish, loose chain. admonished for 20 mins by biker cop on side of motorway. before all you fucknuts jump in, totally accept deserved it. had no defence, it was so embarrassing. another $230 ticket and 35 demerits. only 10 more points left on my licence for the next 15 months :|

cop tells me he only pulled me over in the end because (while i was watching him intently in my mirrors) I was following car in front too close, and lack of gloves. apparently no gloves usually means no licence.

he didn't ticket me for following too close because he didn't want me to lose my licence, and he said we need more girls on bikes. *girly smirk*

cop was a real sweetie (well, not so much a sweetie that he let me off my ticket, but need to learn lesson and all that) - pulled out his cops motorbike handbook and writes the ref number on the top of my ticket so i can find the book and read it, he reckons it will 100% change my way of riding. some english book that they teach the bike cops now in NZ to comply with. we talk about gear and why i wasn't wearing it and i like his pants and he gives me directions to the shop. he tells me stories. I make him promises (although I drew the line at hi-vis)

anyway, I just need to not get lazy or too overconfident. it's so embarrassing now looking back i'm horrified. that cop and ticket was just what I needed.

[Genie]

I'm not going to say anything negative, I'll leave that for the "holier-than-thou" brigade.

Glad you never got wiped out and so good to read you're learning and beginning to appreciate the great privilage you have. blah blah blah....

I got my first ticket ever, I too was a twat, it happens. I feel odd if I dont' ride in my leather pants and riding without gloves, i'd feel oh so naked. Just read a thread on here about some fella going for a quick blat and came off, no gear and cut up to bits, was written by a women who helped him. NOt pleasant by the sounds of it.

Take care out there and look after your skin, it's precious.

[scracha]

caught by biker cop being a TOTAL dumbass. must stop being a dumbass. might die. will def lose licence at very least. think recent poos experience will help this. thought i would .
Sorry....wasn't really interested in responding to the most blatant troll I've seen on KB for a while.

[kevfromcoro]

OH DEAR..........
You are in the shit.............................................. ................

[proseuche]

Sorry....wasn't really interested in responding to the most blatant troll I've seen on KB for a while.

wow "a blatant troll" was not an expected insult. nice. what does it even mean? and you're hilarious my friend, you are quite clearly interested in responding. because you just responded.

[Genie]

He thinks your talking shit...postin a thead for a windup....he's not believing you

[The Everlasting]

Well i guess you won't be making that mistake again..:p


So according to the cop no gloves means no licence aye. Did he say that was from personal experience or he just said that?

[fliplid]

Was this on saturday, by any chance?

[Jonno.]

Lol I think you're the kind of person who gets the tickets so I don't have to :laugh:

[proseuche]

Bandit - just his personal experience. Makes sense I guess.

Genie - oh NO! I might go slit my wrists.

Flip - yeah at about 12.30

Jonno - likely. but not anymore! is my point.

[kwaka_crasher]

he didn't ticket me for following too close because he didn't want me to lose my licence

If he actually said that it just goes to show how little he actually knows.

Land Transport Act 1998, 88 (3). (http://tinyurl.com/yhpzjby)

So the 20 demerit points for following too close wouldn't actually be recorded.

Edit: Forgot to mention they REALLY don't like it when you know the regulations better than they do (like meter maids), so I suggest you don't bring it up at the time... :shutup:

[fliplid]

Flip - yeah at about 12.30
Well, nice to have seen you then. Was kinda wondering why you'd got pulled- best behave in the future then.

[Ixion]

What was the "ref number" oif the "cops motorbike handbook" ?

[grusomhat]

What was the "ref number" oif the "cops motorbike handbook" ?

Yeah, share so we can all have a read.

[proseuche]

Flip - :] funny, small world

ref number was 978-0-11-341143-6

[Squiggles]

Flip - :] funny, small world

ref number was 978-0-11-341143-6

Motorcycle Roadcraft: The Police Rider's Handbook to Better Motorcycling (http://www.books-by-isbn.com/0-11/011341143X-Motorcycle-Roadcraft-The-Police-Rider-s-Handbook-to-Better-Motorcycling-0-11-341143-X.html)

[huff3r]

Nice attitude change lol... almost gave you a green bling for it, but im all out :lol:

Does this mean i have to stop trolling you too? :bleh:

[mattian]

I've been lucky not to get pinged on that stretch of motorway. Even the traffic in the slow lane are doing at least 10 ks over the speed limit..... ive been doing 80 in the middle lane and have volumes going by me in the fast lane doing 100+

the worst aspect is that it bottle necks up there because it gets so narrow. You get several lanes of traffic with huge speed differentials.... it can get quite hairy.

[Ixion]

Meh. That site expects you to pay for it! I don't pay for online content. Where's PirateJafa when we need him.

[Thani-B]

It took you 90 demerits before you realised you should stop riding like a knob?

Slow learner.

[R6_kid]

fuck the po-lice.
i'm a badass too

[Toaster]

fuck the po-lice.
i'm a badass too

Yeah but only when off duty, and always always wear a condom.

[Skyryder]

I got a short attention span. Glad ya alive. I wonder if blowing the cob webs from ya brain is a defence for speeding. It bloody well should be.


Skyryder

[SMOKEU]

You've fucked it mate.

[The Pastor]

that cop sounds like a dick tbh who dose he think he is to tell you how to live your life!

[The Pastor]

It took you 90 demerits before you realised you should stop riding like a knob?

Slow learner.

has taken me alot more than 90 ;)

[howdamnhard]

anyway, I just need to not get lazy or too overconfident. it's so embarrassing now looking back i'm horrified. that cop and ticket was just what I needed.
He,he glad your finally learning. Walking is no fun and neither is loosing any skin. Might need to say some more prayers.

[thealmightytaco]

...and he said we need more girls on bikes. *girly smirk*

... he tells me stories. I make him promises (although I drew the line at hi-vis)

You are a dumbass, currently, or at least earlier this evening, but amen to these two points. HATE hi-vis! Just get out of the freakin' blind spots. And only "colour" that will help you be visible at any time, is colour black during sunstrike. GET SOME!

[thealmightytaco]

And while trying to figure out what the hell to do with a reference number:

http://www.fishpond.co.nz/Books/Nonfiction/Technology/Engineering/Automotive/9780113411436/?cf=3&rid=773753939&i=1&keywords=police+motorcycles+roadcraft

If anyone wants to support local. Is fishpond local? I think it is.

Man it's late.

[MaxB]

So now you have to ride like an angel for 15 months.

Look on the bright side, you are still in one piece and you still have your licence.

[Ixion]

And while trying to figure out what the hell to do with a reference number:

http://www.fishpond.co.nz/Books/Nonfiction/Technology/Engineering/Automotive/9780113411436/?cf=3&rid=773753939&i=1&keywords=police+motorcycles+roadcraft

If anyone wants to support local. Is fishpond local? I think it is.

Man it's late.

That's not the same one. I found a torrent for that one then once I downloaded it found it wasn't the police one. Where the he'll is the torrent for the police one?

[huff3r]

Nice attitude change lol... almost gave you a green bling for it, but im all out :lol:

Does this mean i have to stop trolling you too? :bleh:

BTW Cheers for the red... my very first :love: :mellow: :sick: :lol:

[Bren]

BTW Cheers for the red... my very first :love: :mellow: :sick: :lol:

aaaah, your first? I was like a frikkin xmas tree for a while....a good mix of red and green....

[huff3r]

aaaah, your first? I was like a frikkin xmas tree for a while....a good mix of red and green....

What can i say? I'm a good boy... mostly.... (Is it cos the people i do offend are too chicken to bling me for it, or just cos no-one takes me serious enough? :lol:)

[Jonathan]

What was I thinking? Hurl some insults at me please, I need it.
Heh, no insults forthcoming thus far! They're all tired out after ripping into centaurus! :D

[Gareth123]

Don't you get stuck with all your demerits points for 2 years? If your on 90 demerits now you'll have to ride/drive like an angel for 2 years so you don't push yourself over that 100 point mark. Your time starts from your latest ticket.

Please correct me if I'm wrong.

[Urano]

please, explain me....

is it mandatory to wear gloves and boots there?

here only the helmet is... :(

[Urano]

(double post, and still don't have the possibility to erase it... :( )

[CookMySock]

is it mandatory to wear gloves and boots there? here only the helmet is... :(Here only the helmet is mandatory to wear.

But our road chipseal is very rough and sharp, and if you fall on it with your hands down it will cut your hands right back to the bones. Because of this, you must wear quality skin protection at all times on NZ roads.

Steve

[Smifffy]

please, explain me....

is it mandatory to wear gloves and boots there?

here only the helmet is... :(

Boots & gloves not mandatory, (but recommended). The police officer stopped her, because he thought that because she wasn't wearing gloves or boots, that she probably also didn't have a licence.

The policeman must have thought that that it was a good indication that she didn't know what she was doing. But she fooled him because she does have a licence, her real plan was to collect enough infringements and demerit points so that the police will take her licence off her.

Now it seems she has decided that she wants to keep her licence after all, because it is more fun to fool the police into thinking that you don't have one, than actually not having one.

[Smifffy]

Double post again

[sinfull]

(double post, and still don't have the possibility to erase it... :( )


Double post again There is a delete option in the edit post area, but you have to check (tick) the delete message checkbox first then hit delete !

[CookMySock]

Now it seems she has decided that she wants to keep her licence after all, because it is more fun to fool the police into thinking that you don't have one, than actually not having one.Great explanation for the non-english speaking folks, but even I had to read this bit twice. ;)

Steve

[davebullet]

Here are some Police books I've read. These are the UK editions. To evade the law, you first need to know how the law thinks. Work the system, or it will work you.

(Reality - just ride like a chicken, well within your limits and you will be fine - like me).

[Urano]

you must wear quality skin protection at all times on NZ roads.

you should wear quality and certified protection at all the time everywhere when you're on a bike... :niceone: ;)



Great explanation for the non-english speaking folks, but even I had to read this bit twice. ;)

:D :D :D :D so i'm moving forward, i've understood the joke... but still didn't the reason why he stopped her... she said not for the lack of safety distance... so what?
proseuche were you speeding?
oh, and by the way, we now want to see your pedicure.... :laugh: :laugh:



There is a delete option in the edit post area, but you have to check (tick) the delete message checkbox first then hit delete !

nope. there is not. already talked with others, with no solution. there no "delete" option in any part of my edit window.... :( :(

[Genie]

think you need to get the post counts up before deletion becomes an option...

[sinfull]

think you need to get the post counts up before deletion becomes an option...
I feel priviledged !

[Genie]

hey the amount of dribble you've posted you get all the privaleges...you da man!!!! (not all dribble, actually, most of it made sense except that night you were drunk)

[proseuche]

demerits not all from riding - was a maniac in my car too before i suspended its rego, sigh. Thank GOD I got off that last ticket or I'd have no licence right now. I could get limited licence no probs, but really don't need to pay another $150 right now.

and whoever said it's from the latest ticket, it's from the oldest ticket. please tell me it's 2-years from the oldest ticket.........!!!

which will have me riding like an angel until july 2011. or at least slowing right down for every single m'way onramp or anywhere else the cops might be lurking

[Edbear]

you should wear quality and certified protection at all the time everywhere when you're on a bike... :niceone: ;)

:D :D :D :D so i'm moving forward, i've understood the joke... but still didn't the reason why he stopped her... she said not for the lack of safety distance... so what?
proseuche were you speeding?
oh, and by the way, we now want to see your pedicure.... :laugh: :laugh:

nope. there is not. already talked with others, with no solution. there no "delete" option in any part of my edit window.... :( :(

I think she was speeding... That's against the law here... :sunny:

[Edbear]

demerits not all from riding - was a maniac in my car too before i suspended its rego, sigh. Thank GOD I got off that last ticket or I'd have no licence right now. I could get limited licence no probs, but really don't need to pay another $150 right now.

and whoever said it's from the latest ticket, it's from the oldest ticket. please tell me it's 2-years from the oldest ticket.........!!!

which will have me riding like an angel until july 2011. or at least slowing right down for every single m'way onramp or anywhere else the cops might be lurking

You sound like a fun person. Hopefully you'll get through this stage without hurting yourself in the process. It's hard to insult someone who's so open and agreeable.... :yes:

[CookMySock]

demerits not all from riding - was a maniac in my car too before i suspended its rego, sigh. Thank GOD I got off that last ticket or I'd have no licence right now. I could get limited licence no probs, but really don't need to pay another $150 right now. and whoever said it's from the latest ticket, it's from the oldest ticket. please tell me it's 2-years from the oldest ticket.........!!! which will have me riding like an angel until july 2011. or at least slowing right down for every single m'way onramp or anywhere else the cops might be lurking<img src="http://www.christiecoker.com/images-artwork/bad_kitty.jpg" width="550" height="350">
Nice. I like the way you think. And drive. And ride.

Steve

[kwaka_crasher]

Don't you get stuck with all your demerits points for 2 years? If your on 90 demerits now you'll have to ride/drive like an angel for 2 years so you don't push yourself over that 100 point mark. Your time starts from your latest ticket.

Please correct me if I'm wrong.


Thank GOD I got off that last ticket or I'd have no licence right now. I could get limited licence no probs, but really don't need to pay another $150 right now.

and whoever said it's from the latest ticket, it's from the oldest ticket. please tell me it's 2-years from the oldest ticket.........!!!

Demerits expire 2 years from the anniversary of their application, which is the date of offence.

[MaxB]

It is the date of issue of the first ticket when everything starts.

If you get a total of 100 points from that date over the next 2 years you will get a 3 month ban after which your points are reset to zero.

The points for each ticket come off 2 years from the issue date of that ticket.

[proseuche]

yup that's what i thought. but the date is the date of payment of infringement apparently rather than date of offence. tucked.

[kwaka_crasher]

The points for each ticket come off 2 years from the issue date of that ticket.

Date of offence, not the date the infringement issued. Usually, it's the same date anyway, but sometimes that's not the case. You can be issued an infringement offence notice up to 6 months from the date of offence.


yup that's what i thought. but the date is the date of payment of infringement apparently rather than date of offence. tucked.

No. Once guilt is admitted (payment of the infringement fee) or proven (court) the demerit points are added FROM THE DATE OF OFFENCE.

See Land Transport Act 1998, 88 (4). (http://tinyurl.com/yhpzjby)

[The Everlasting]

demerits not all from riding - was a maniac in my car too before i suspended its rego, sigh. Thank GOD I got off that last ticket or I'd have no licence right now. I could get limited licence no probs, but really don't need to pay another $150 right now.

and whoever said it's from the latest ticket, it's from the oldest ticket. please tell me it's 2-years from the oldest ticket.........!!!

which will have me riding like an angel until july 2011. or at least slowing right down for every single m'way onramp or anywhere else the cops might be lurking


That sucks,I've been driving on the roads for 16 Years,and riding for around 1 year,and so far I have only ever received one speeding fine in 1999...:D

I'm lucky!!

*touch wood*

Mind you I don't normally drive/ride like a lunatic..........

[JimO]

demerits not all from riding - was a maniac in my car too before i suspended its rego, sigh. Thank GOD I got off that last ticket or I'd have no licence right now. I could get limited licence no probs, but really don't need to pay another $150 right now.

and whoever said it's from the latest ticket, it's from the oldest ticket. please tell me it's 2-years from the oldest ticket.........!!!

which will have me riding like an angel until july 2011. or at least slowing right down for every single m'way onramp or anywhere else the cops might be lurking

sounds like your a right fucken moron, thank christ your not using the roads i use, hopefully one day you will grow up and realise that using the roads is a privilege not a right

[thealmightytaco]

sounds like your a right fucken moron, thank christ your not using the roads i use, hopefully one day you will grow up and realise that using the roads is a privilege not a right

Now there's an insult to be proud of, constructive, meaningful, succinct yet still with a lesson in it, and that much needed bit of tang to make you wanna buck up. You'd do well to listen to this one proseuche.

[CookMySock]

sounds like your a right fucken moron, thank christ your not using the roads i use, hopefully one day you will grow up and realise that using the roads is a privilege not a rightHahaha, how can it be a privelege if I can ride on them with no license?

Steve

[wbks]

Hahaha, how can it be a privelege if I can ride on them with no license?

SteveBecause you're a badass rebel who any angsty teenager could aspire to, right, "Dangerous"?

[JimO]

Hahaha, how can it be a privelege if I can ride on them with no license?

Steve

cock alert!!!

[newbould]

. we talk about gear and why i wasn't wearing it and i like his pants and he gives me directions to the shop. .

So if I get stopped by a girl biker cop and say I like her pants will she direct me to the pant shop or the cop shop?

[motor_mayhem]

I'm not going to say anything negative, I'll leave that for the "holier-than-thou" brigade.

Glad you never got wiped out and so good to read you're learning and beginning to appreciate the great privilage you have. blah blah blah....

I got my first ticket ever, I too was a twat, it happens. I feel odd if I dont' ride in my leather pants and riding without gloves, i'd feel oh so naked. Just read a thread on here about some fella going for a quick blat and came off, no gear and cut up to bits, was written by a women who helped him. NOt pleasant by the sounds of it.

Take care out there and look after your skin, it's precious.

Genie - I thought you were part of the "holier-than-thou" army considering your disapproval of some of my dimmer moments?


It took you 90 demerits before you realised you should stop riding like a knob?

Slow learner.

Slow learning is still moving in the right direction

[Genie]

hmmmm, I'm also part of the hypocrite brigade. Sorry I really should never judge another, but at times I do, I am human (well I think so)

[Urano]

I think she was speeding... That's against the law here... :sunny:

ya.... ehm... coff coff.... here is too...
i had to walk for a while, years ago... :whistle: :laugh:

[R RATED]anyway: ALWAYS WEAR YOUR GEAR!

like<a href='http://static.blogo.it/motoblog/naked.jpeg> them! </a>[/R RATED]

[Urano]

...still have problems with the edit... :angry:

[R-Soul]

Stupid, naughty girl....

Slap on the wrist for you.

(But keep doing what you are doing - it takes unclad bikers like you to draw attention from us hi-vset brigade types).

If you were a cop, and you saw two people speeding, one in hi-vis, and one in black, which would you go for?

[neels]

If you were a cop, and you saw two people speeding, one in hi-vis, and one in black, which would you go for?
The one in hi-vis, they're easier to see while you're chasing them, right up until you call off the chase 3 nanoseconds before they crash :blink:

[Ferkletastic]

Dangerous bastard trying to impress troll poster pretending to be a girl ITT.

Offer her a ride in your icecream truck yo.

[Usarka]

Dangerous bastard trying to impress troll poster pretending to be a girl ITT.

Offer her a ride in your icecream truck yo.

That's some gangsta shit right there yo.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_wtAtDSfmd20/SfT5dfdbbiI/AAAAAAAAHIo/i5pbopz3Ows/s400/IMG_7228.JPG

[Grubber]

the next instalment in my saga of tickets and naughtiness for your reading pleasure...

caught by biker cop being a TOTAL dumbass. must stop being a dumbass. might die. will def lose licence at very least. think recent poos experience will help this. thought i would share so all you "i'm so perfect" kiwibikers could give me a bollocksing and help me not die. because i know deep down, you love me and crave my acceptance and approval.

anyway, to the story at hand, I got lazy on my gear a while back

couldn't get glove inners to fit into correct leather outer fingers (so ANNOYING trying hours to get them in!), so on this particular ride I flagged gloves.

just had pedicure, so also flagged boots (you don't even want to know what was on my feet...).

only ever wear proper pants on long rides - so was in jeans (it's been much, much worse, had many a commute to work in my skirt...). did have helmet and jacket at least...

not going a very long way, maybe 12kms...thought she'll be right...

busted by a biker cop on motorway just before newmarket overbridge where it goes to a temp 70km/h at about 109 (still arguably in 80 km/h zone). saw cop, braked, watched him in rear view mirror as he pulled behind me and rode there for a while. thought i might have gotten away with it...of course he eventually pulls me over.

such a dumb girl, speeding with no gear (what I was wearing was really a mockery now I look back on it...), had dry-ish, loose chain. admonished for 20 mins by biker cop on side of motorway. before all you fucknuts jump in, totally accept deserved it. had no defence, it was so embarrassing. another $230 ticket and 35 demerits. only 10 more points left on my licence for the next 15 months :|

cop tells me he only pulled me over in the end because (while i was watching him intently in my mirrors) I was following car in front too close, and lack of gloves. apparently no gloves usually means no licence.

he didn't ticket me for following too close because he didn't want me to lose my licence, and he said we need more girls on bikes. *girly smirk*

cop was a real sweetie (well, not so much a sweetie that he let me off my ticket, but need to learn lesson and all that) - pulled out his cops motorbike handbook and writes the ref number on the top of my ticket so i can find the book and read it, he reckons it will 100% change my way of riding. some english book that they teach the bike cops now in NZ to comply with. we talk about gear and why i wasn't wearing it and i like his pants and he gives me directions to the shop. he tells me stories. I make him promises (although I drew the line at hi-vis)

anyway, I just need to not get lazy or too overconfident. it's so embarrassing now looking back i'm horrified. that cop and ticket was just what I needed.

Give yourself the proverbial kick up the butt and then move right along.
Ya seem to have it under control so enough said.

[Ferkletastic]

That's some gangsta shit right there yo.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_wtAtDSfmd20/SfT5dfdbbiI/AAAAAAAAHIo/i5pbopz3Ows/s400/IMG_7228.JPG

Word to the mother.

[proseuche]

this one still going? gosh. get some new stuff to talk about already.

[R-Soul]

this one still going? gosh. get some new stuff to talk about already.

Are you walking yet?

[Ferkletastic]

this one still going? gosh. get some new stuff to talk about already.

You've gotta agree, that's a sweet ice cream van right there. Seriously.

[avgas]

Are you a boy and your name is Dean?

[huff3r]

Are you walking yet?

OMG she is still alive even :lol:

Maybe she did learn her lesson?

(Prepares for more red :bleh:)

[Tank]

Are you a boy and your name is Dean?

Dean was a boy?

[proseuche]

no! 5 points left til july 2011 yussssss. but fair question as those 5 points unlikely to last tht long. b/f moving out of his flat. keeping his bikes @ mine til gets new place. vtr1000 sp3 + whatever bike he has for review tht month last being bmw s1000rr :o

(if you are reading this honey just joking, i'd neva do such a thing...............................)

[proseuche]

wtf is that gay smiley doing on my post

: |

[R-Soul]

wtf is that gay smiley doing on my post

: |

A handsome, rugged, sexy guy put it there?

EDIT: *cough*

[proseuche]

how'd you get access to it?