Logistics of sex on a bike...

[Mrs weekendwarrior]

does it work... does the stand fail if your banging away too hard??? just curious... must be sum funny stories out there on this topic!!!:yes:

[Ronin]

:beer::corn:

[MIXONE]

Well rumour has it that a honda cb350 onced rocked off it's main stand at a very inoportune time...

[Love my Bonnie]

heehee, I have had sex on my Bonnie
In the garage, door open, god knows who saw. ( I was living on the main road into town)
It was great!~!!!!
makes me smile just remembering

[Tank]

does it work... does the stand fail if your banging away too hard???

Why have the stand down - do it on the move. I can do Mrs Tank 2-up doing 120! and I have speed camera pics to prove it (Tui)

[p.dath]

Instructions for the male. Bike stand down. Sit on the seat facing towards the back of the bike with both feet on the ground providing stability for the bike. Then have her climb on top of you (using pillion pegs to get up if needed). So you're facing the back of the bike, and she is sitting on you facing the front of the bike.

Or you can opt for the simpler option of having her bend over the bike, and take her from behind.

[Mrs weekendwarrior]

Instructions for the male. Bike stand down. Sit on the seat facing towards the back of the bike with both feet on the ground providing stability for the bike. Then have her climb on top of you (using pillion pegs to get up if needed). So you're facing the back of the bike, and she is sitting on you facing the front of the bike.

Or you can opt for the simpler option of having her bend over the bike, and take her from behind.

K will try that when he gets home.... then post the pics for tank

[Tank]

.... then post the pics for tank :niceone::niceone::niceone:

[Love my Bonnie]

Dont listen to the boys.
Chic, YOU get on front, grab the handle bars & enjoy the ride!

No bloody man sits on the front of my bike!!!

[SMOKEU]

Or you can opt for the simpler option of having her bend over the bike, and take her from behind.

Never let a woman touch your bike. Last time I did that she ended up dropping it. Just as well it was my old CG125 and not my CBR. The mirror still ended up breaking though.

[Tank]

N. The mirror still ended up breaking though.

fuck - she must have been ugly

[Love my Bonnie]

Instructions for the male. Bike stand down. Sit on the seat facing towards the back of the bike with both feet on the ground providing stability for the bike. Then have her climb on top of you (using pillion pegs to get up if needed). So you're facing the back of the bike, and she is sitting on you facing the front of the bike.

Or you can opt for the simpler option of having her bend over the bike, and take her from behind.

Romance is not your thing is it?

[Ronin]

Romance is not your thing is it?

Shhhh, it's from the Wiki.

[Love my Bonnie]

Shhhh, it's from the Wiki.

Wiki??????

[SMOKEU]

fuck - she must have been ugly

Yeah she's a big dog ay.

[Ronin]

Wiki??????

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/wiki/Main_Page

[p.dath]

Romance is not your thing is it?

That's what I tell my woman.


Shhhh, it's from the Wiki.

The Wiki is only for things relating to NZ and biking - and well, you can have sex in any country.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/wiki/Main_Page

[Grubber]

Romance is not your thing is it?

Doin that to the wee bonnie aint too romantic for the bike either i wouldn't imagine!
Should ask it one day!

[shafty]

1. Bike on mainstand
2. Lady in front standing on Riders pegs facing forward
3. Male faces forward using pillion pegs
4. In gear and apply front brake
5. Suggest you unplug auto garage door from power - DAHIK

Recommended!

[Insanity_rules]

Ah the memories, if three of my old bikes could talk! One more memorable one was when I was seeing girl who was about 6 inches taller than me and I had her over the old VFR. Once finished my calves hurt like a bastard cause I was on my toes the whole time, but it was sooo worth it.

[kevfromcoro]

hahaha.. what a laugh..
i used to root my missus on the bike...... bit uncomfortable...
we would go out in a paddock and chase a sleepling cow away....
nice and warm......

[Smifffy]

http://www.mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/this-thread-rocks.jpg

[Kornholio]

does it work... does the stand fail if your banging away too hard??? just curious... must be sum funny stories out there on this topic!!!:yes:

Why would you have your stand down at 160kph?? ;)

[neels]

My son told me in no uncertain terms yesterday that I wasn't allowed to christen his new bike :innocent:

[Love my Bonnie]

My son told me in no uncertain terms yesterday that I wasn't allowed to christen his new bike :innocent:

Sounds like a challange to me

[Smifffy]

Sounds like a challange to me

Yup, with one of his "friends" lol

[Wannabiker]

I dont have a centre stand.....:-(

[neels]

Sounds like a challange to me

As if I would....




tell him

[motor_mayhem]

Never let a woman touch your bike. Last time I did that she ended up dropping it. Just as well it was my old CG125 and not my CBR. The mirror still ended up breaking though.

I hear that, the girl dropped my rmz and the fatbars (reinforced handlebars) punched a hole in the garage wall. fucket!

while most have said the bike must be stationary and on its centre stand, noone has said whether the engine should be running or not?

[rustic101]

I have been told getting a hand job at 120ks on the Burnham straights in the lates 80's make a mess of your jacket ;)

[aprilia_RS250]

I'm gonna say NO fucking on actual bike! Fuck that, given the intensity of a normal sexual encounter I don't want the bike scratched bits broken/bent so on for giving pleasure to a woman. If you feel inclined just bend her over it or get her to put one leg (carefully) on the tail end. That way you get to see her naked next to your bike. Fucken hot!

[Love my Bonnie]

Doin that to the wee bonnie aint too romantic for the bike either i wouldn't imagine!
Should ask it one day!

You've met the Bonnie Grubber
You know shes got a big spirit for a little girl

[CookMySock]

It's completely useless fucking on a bike. Much better sitting on the loo, just watch out the seat doesnt come loose and rip off completely.

Steve

[Sentox]

Much better sitting on the loo, just watch out the seat doesnt come loose and rip off completely.

Speaking from experience there?

[retro asian]

Must be awesome on the top of a Vtwin Harley. Just sit back and let the cylinders do all the work!!

[Urano]

Must be awesome on the top of a Vtwin Harley. Just sit back and let the cylinders do all the work!!

you forgot "if you know what i mean"....

:D :D :D :D

[Little Miss Trouble]

Yes it is entirely possible :shifty:

[howdamnhard]

heehee, I have had sex on my Bonnie
In the garage, door open, god knows who saw. ( I was living on the main road into town)
It was great!~!!!!
makes me smile just remembering
He,he now we know why you love your Bonnie so much.

[YellowDog]

You can just imagine the clunk of the centre stand at the moment of climax as the bike then roles down the driveway past the front window of her husband's house.

Mine's a virgin and staying that way :(

[CookMySock]

Speaking from experience there?Yes. Fucking on the loo is great.</10 char>

Steve

[Mrs weekendwarrior]

Yes. Fucking on the loo is great.</10 char>

Steve

Hope you santised it first!!!

[SMOKEU]

Hope you santised it first!!!

I remember reading somewhere that the average shopping mall escelator hand rest has more germs on it than the average toilet seat.

[Tank]

Yes. Fucking on the loo is great.</10 char>

Steve

All class that man.

When Im having a shit - thats the last thing on my mind. Although once I did look down and think that it looked like a chocolate Mr Whippy ice cream.

[CookMySock]

Hope you santised it first!!!If you like the smell of sanitiser... :killingme


Steve

[Mudfart]

im available for practice sessions. me bikes up for it too.

[george formby]

I can remember seeing a bike weaving among the tents at Glastonbury years ago with a very chesty naked lady joined at the hip to the hirsute rider. She was leaning back over the tank, head hanging down towards the front mudguard & battleship rivet nipples pointed towards the footrests. I'm fairly sure it was real but may have been artifically induced. A couple i know rode across Oz on a Harley & the pillion became so bored she stuck a golf ball into the seat to keep herself occupied. Reccomended it very highly.

[Subike]

I have been told getting a hand job at 120ks on the Burnham straights in the lates 80's make a mess of your jacket ;)

Tends to be just as messy at 120kph on Tram road,
But it was more than a hand job,
Thankfully leather does not stain
Use a harley, the vibration takes all the effort out of it.
Good enough for my 1st wife to want seconds

[Urano]

me bikes up for it too.

the bike only?

[CookMySock]

A couple i know rode across Oz on a Harley & the pillion became so bored she stuck a golf ball into the seat to keep herself occupied. Reccomended it very highly.She better watch out she doesn't come off on a corner. ;)

Steve

[R6_kid]

I got a blowjob on a Vespa once. From a girl.

[Big Dave]

I got a blowjob on a Vespa once. From a girl.

Did she take Visa?

[Gareth51]

does it work... does the stand fail if your banging away too hard??? just curious... must be sum funny stories out there on this topic!!!:yes:

Doesn't mater where you do it as long as you do it

[Smifffy]

Hope you santised it first!!!

I hope he sanitised it after.

[kevfromcoro]

Rooting on a bike.. well its ok if iyou arent moving..
think the hardest root i had was standing up in a hamick....
was a net one.........

[R6_kid]

Did she take Visa?

Nope, but she paid for dinner.

[Cr1MiNaL]

I can tell you from first hand experience that sex on a bike or against it absolutely rocks my world. Take my 2 fav things on this planet sex and women and put them together and voila. Her up against the R1 (on opposite side to sidestand) tits on the tank - from behind. Best sex I've ever had in my life hands down... ps: I park my bike in my living room. Try it.

[EJK]

So hazardous. Can you claim from ACC if you fall and have an accident?

[oldrider]

1952 BSA B33 500cc single, (hand made dual seat) on rear wheel stand, Rimatuka hill lay by on Kaitoke side, lightly snowing, covered by an army great coat, bloody freezing cold! :love: Circa 1957

If your great grandma's name is Janice, ask her if she ever knew a skinny wee runt named Johnny! :shifty:

Be proud of your granny and give her my love! :yes:

[NighthawkNZ]

does it work... does the stand fail if your banging away too hard??? just curious... must be sum funny stories out there on this topic!!!:yes:


You can do anything if you put your mind to it...

[Reckless]

If your great grandma's name is Janice, ask her if she ever knew a skinny wee runt named Johnny!

DADDY!! I thought I'd never find YOU!!

Now where's the 16 years maintenance!!!!

[kevfromcoro]

I got a blowjob on a Vespa once. From a girl.

Hope it was a girl.....????

[Mrs weekendwarrior]

1952 BSA B33 500cc single, (hand made dual seat) on rear wheel stand, Rimatuka hill lay by on Kaitoke side, lightly snowing, covered by an army great coat, bloody freezing cold! :love: Circa 1957

If your great grandma's name is Janice, ask her if she ever knew a skinny wee runt named Johnny! :shifty:

Be proud of your granny and give her my love! :yes:

Awesum... thats dedication!

[Grubber]

You've met the Bonnie Grubber
You know shes got a big spirit for a little girl

Hmmmm. Very true. Might need to lash it down so it don't bolt out the door though.

[1billyboy]

1952 BSA B33 500cc single, (hand made dual seat) on rear wheel stand, Rimatuka hill lay by on Kaitoke side, lightly snowing, covered by an army great coat, bloody freezing cold! :love: Circa 1957

If your great grandma's name is Janice, ask her if she ever knew a skinny wee runt named Johnny! :shifty:

Be proud of your granny and give her my love! :yes:

52 B33 my 1st bike. It was a few bikes later that I did the deed. Triumph Trophy cleaning the seat the next day was worth it.

[kevfromcoro]

58 Trumfy... 5 hundy.....
on the centre stand.. had some dirty old prick watching us one night.....
got up.. and he pissed off......
Probably shocked.....

[oldrider]

58 Trumfy... 5 hundy.....
on the centre stand.. had some dirty old prick watching us one night.....
got up.. and he pissed off......
Probably shocked.....

If he was looking at art he simply be an "art critic", looking at you two he is a "dirty old man"!

:soon: Not long now, your next! :lol: Time waits for no man. :rofl: