OK, fess up - who was it?

[Tank]

A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey .... :gob:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10637316&ref=emailfriend

Rumor has it he used it as a diversion as he didn't want to be seen riding a Hyosung. :shit:

[hayd3n]

wtf??????????????????

[Ronin]

That reminds me... Where is Dean?

[jim.cox]

gives a whole new meaning to the term "nice Ass" :)

[Usarka]

In the middle of a park :killingme


gives a whole new meaning to the term "nice Ass" :)
Did he take it up the ass?

[Mom]

Yeah, well at least he took the donkey into the middle of the reserve, saved a few blushes for the creature doing that I guess. :weird:

[CookMySock]

The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police.That'll be on youtube in no time. Or youporn, or redtube. :killingme

btw, don't knock it until you tried it.. :killingme

Steve

[kevfromcoro]

A donkey... what a laugh...
i know a bloke who got caught shagging a sheep.. in the west field resting paddock...
Imagine going up to court for that....................

[jim.cox]

Did he take it up the ass?

The donkey probably did :)

[98tls]

"The youth could offer no explanation":mellow:how stupid are they to ask for one,he was horny the Donkey was handy.All said in done at least it had blood flowing through its veins,no doubt plenty of Ducatis suffer a similar fate weekly by those who know no bettter.

[jim.cox]

,he was horny the Donkey was handy.

Or was the donkey horney and he handy? Inquiring minds want to know

[Maha]

And in related News!

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[FJRider]

At the end ... I bet BOTH felt like an ASS ...

[dogsnbikes]

where are the photo's?

So animal farm has made it too the city:blink:

[Indiana_Jones]

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[Bass]

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop; 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around'; he stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose; cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence

'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin'?

'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said... 'A pumpkin? Shit .... is it midnight already?'

[Mully]

That reminds me... Where is Dean?

Shit, you got there first.

Explains why hs hasn't been online lately.

[98tls]

Been discussing this with a couple of mates whilst the BBQ heats up,all in our 40s and laughed hard when one said "i dont blame the cunt have you seen the state of most 18 year old chicks these days?better to fuck a Donkey than the Sperm Whales on offer".

[Skyryder]

A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey .... :gob:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10637316&ref=emailfriend

Rumor has it he used it as a diversion as he didn't want to be seen riding a Hyosung. :shit:

He haw.......he haw.....he haw.............:love:



Skyryder

[Tank]

btw, don't knock it until you tried it.. :killingme:

Meanwhile - in Edgecumbe - PedoDonkey is on the prowl.

http://inebriatedpress.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/090504-dangerous-donkey-bw.jpg

[Jayka]

Been discussing this with a couple of mates whilst the BBQ heats up,all in our 40s and laughed hard when one said "i dont blame the cunt have you seen the state of most 18 year old chicks these days?better to fuck a Donkey than the Sperm Whales on offer".

Yeah your mate was right, there's slim pickings out there at the moment LOL. Better off with the donkey than the average 18yr old chick...

[Ronin]

Meanwhile - in Edgecumbe - PedoDonkey is on the prowl.



You owe me half a glass of coke you bastard :Punk:

[Usarka]

You must watch Freddy Got Fingered. Have a toke or slurp or whatever tickles your fancy first.

Google "freddy got fingered horse scene" if you must :lol:

[nudemetalz]

He haw.......he haw.....he haw.............:love:



Skyryder

more like:- he whore,... he whore,...he whore..... :buggerd:

[Berries]

He haw to know better than to take it in to the middle of the reserve. You need the goal posts to tie it to. That's basic bestiality 101. Jeez. Next thing they'll report is that he didn't even have gumboots on for the aftermatch sheep.

Kids these days don't have fucking clue.

[Jonathan]

He haw to know better than to take it in to the middle of the reserve. You need the goal posts to tie it to. That's basic bestiality 101. Jeez. Next thing they'll report is that he didn't even have gumboots on for the aftermatch sheep.

Kids these days don't have fucking clue.

Nah man, that would be ass rape and that is just wrong. Unless the donkey is into role play... As for the aftermatch sheep - I think the Velcro gloves are more important than the gumboots. Something for ewe to mule over.

[smoky]

A 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey .... :gob:


I'm surprised it even got noticed or any one thought to ring the police - pretty common in the south Island I would've thought

[davebullet]

He was obviously a hearing impaired biker. He was told to "go ride a buell" but misheard as "go ride a mule".

[Rcktfsh]

I wonder if he was bailed to a stable enviroment?

[Toaster]

Sex with a donkey? Disgusting.

I guess if he tried oral sex first it could have been really messy!

[Ronin]

Sex with a donkey? Disgusting.

I guess if he tried oral sex first it could have been really messy!

Would explain the stretch marks around his mouth.

[Tank]

Sex with a donkey? Disgusting.

I guess if he tried oral sex first it could have been really messy!

fuck - have you seen the teeth on a donky?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-flzPLBKKT8/RtKo1fPb0UI/AAAAAAAAAOM/FRRX6kha6jY/s400/helen_clark_f..jpg

[Ronin]

:killingme:sick:

Ahh, my sides, they ache.

[Usarka]

I wonder if he was bailed to a stable enviroment?

Hay that's not funny.

[Berries]

The last straw in fact.

All gives new meaning to the term ass wipe. Still, with no curtains close by you'd have to.

[Paul in NZ]

According to Big Dave and the Hinkley loving fags I've been riding a donkey for years...

[davebullet]

Have you seen Shrek R18? Shrek liked a bit of donkey.

[avgas]

fuck - have you seen the teeth on a donky?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-flzPLBKKT8/RtKo1fPb0UI/AAAAAAAAAOM/FRRX6kha6jY/s400/helen_clark_f..jpg
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/3/8/8/2/1/1/orig-1388211.jpg I hear she isn't pretty any-more either.

[Hitcher]

The BDOTGNZA has been predicting this for years. It was inevitable.