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FJRider
9th April 2010, 17:53
At the Easter Warbirds over Wanaka airshow, I whitnessed a "well to do" Female guest (in the exclusive Gold Pass Corporate viewing area ... red wine in the hand, got a "blow job" from a Seasprite helicoptor that got a bit close on it's take-off. (wind and all) It sent things flying .... wine included ... and splashed the white top she was wearing ... She LEFT soon after.

I laughed ... AM I EVIL ... ???

Headbanger
9th April 2010, 17:57
That's not even close to being evil.

Mom
9th April 2010, 17:58
Yes, yes you are :yes:

You should have immediately rushed forward and thrown soda water all over her top half. Stops red wine stains in their tracks.

Depends on how important you actually are as to how you react to shit like that. Me, meh, rinse in rest room sink, pray not too see through afterwards. Head up and flaunt it :yes:

mattian
9th April 2010, 17:59
Yes, its funny.... and yes you are evil to find humour in such things.

I can't stand watching the tennis because of all those pretentious twats sipping their chardonnay and quaffing down the caviar....... in their designer sunglasses, and tan coloured sun-hats. I would love to see one of them take a tennis ball in the face.

DJSin
9th April 2010, 18:03
Schadenfreude!

The Stranger
9th April 2010, 18:15
At the Easter Warbirds over Wanaka airshow, I whitnessed a "well to do" Female guest (in the exclusive Gold Pass Corporate viewing area ... red wine in the hand, got a "blow job" from a Seasprite helicoptor that got a bit close on it's take-off. (wind and all) It sent things flying .... wine included ... and splashed the white top she was wearing ... She LEFT soon after.

I laughed ... AM I EVIL ... ???

Wow, that is soo interesting, thanks for sharing that with us.
Have you ever thought about being a cop?

Kiwi Graham
9th April 2010, 18:51
Yes, yes you are :yes:

You should have immediately rushed forward and thrown soda water all over her top half. Stops red wine stains in their tracks.


Splash water over a ladies white top aye, Yep I think that would be the polite thing to do, I'm with mom on this one ;)

98tls
9th April 2010, 18:54
Not evil at all mate,wish i had seen it myself.Mutton dressed up as lamb no doubt.

crazyhorse
9th April 2010, 18:58
At the Easter Warbirds over Wanaka airshow, I whitnessed a "well to do" Female guest (in the exclusive Gold Pass Corporate viewing area ... red wine in the hand, got a "blow job" from a Seasprite helicoptor that got a bit close on it's take-off. (wind and all) It sent things flying .... wine included ... and splashed the white top she was wearing ... She LEFT soon after.

I laughed ... AM I EVIL ... ???

Hell no!!! I would've laughed too - probably wet my pants even :rofl:

Mom
9th April 2010, 19:01
Splash water over a ladies white top aye, Yep I think that would be the polite thing to do, I'm with mom on this one ;)

I had a very drunk Irish bloke tip his pint of Guiness down my front at Kitty 'O Briens a few years ago. OMG, he cried as only a drunk Irish boy can. I went to girlies, rinsed white shirt under tap, came back, he was still blubbering :laugh: Bless him.

mattian
9th April 2010, 19:05
I had a very"" druck "".


sounds like you've had one or two gin and tonics yourself

Murray
9th April 2010, 19:18
Only one answer

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Paul in NZ
9th April 2010, 19:33
I had a very druck Irish bloke tip his pint of Guiness down my front at Kitty 'O Briens a few years ago. OMG, he cried as only a drunk Irish boy can. I went to girlies, rinsed white shirt under tap, came back, he was still blubbering :laugh: Bless him.

If he was truely Irish, um, perhaps best not to be too flattered, most Irishmen will shed a tear or two over a spilt Guiness..... (though most would offer to lick it off too)

FJRider
9th April 2010, 19:57
Wow, that is soo interesting, thanks for sharing that with us.
Have you ever thought about being a cop?

It was my pleasure .. I guess you had to be there ... but you weren't ... hang on ... I WAS ... :lol: :lol:

And for those of you that missed that airshow ... you'll have to wait another two years for the NEXT one ....

JATZ
9th April 2010, 20:47
Yup...... :D

here's a song, just for you
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Headbanger
9th April 2010, 20:54
No fucking way.

If you were evil you would have had a pack of hell hounds, have been riding a stallion possessed by a demon and you would have hacked off her head with a flaming sword that feeds on souls. Then you would have rapped her carcass and then thrown it to your pack of hell hounds to feast upon.

That Sir, Is Evil.

FJRider
10th April 2010, 19:38
No fucking way.

If you were evil you would have had a pack of hell hounds, have been riding a stallion possessed by a demon and you would have hacked off her head with a flaming sword that feeds on souls. Then you would have rapped her carcass and then thrown it to your pack of hell hounds to feast upon.

That Sir, Is Evil.

I am relieved to hear I'm not evil then ... although the sound of those aero engines, the older one's especially.... sent a shiver down my spine ...