Attention KB Legal Brain Trust

[Mom]

This infringement notice was received. Can any of you lot determine anything from it appart from the alleged speed, the fine applicable and the demerit points to be recorded?

Infact lets have a competition to see line by line what it actually says.

No issue with the ticket, just we cant read it is all.

[Edbear]

This infringement notice was received. Can any of you lot determine anything from it appart from the alleged speed, the fine applicable and the demerit points to be recorded?

Infact lets have a competition to see line by line what it actually says.

No issue with the ticket, just we cant read it is all.

Neither can we, might have to post it up... :)

[Mom]

Neither can we, might have to post it up... :)

It is there now...LOL

[Smifffy]

Occupation: Camel Lounge

[Usarka]

That could be a fun letter back to them.....

Dear Sir/Madam, this ticket appears to have been written by a two year old. Police must be over 18?? so it's got to be a fake - can you please let me off.........

etc

[Maha]

Offence: Ends Ringed 1w Moan??

[Edbear]

It is there now...LOL

Looks like it was written by a Doctor.

[Ixion]

Well, I can make out name, address, DOB, Vehicle type and make, rego number (though I iniitially read the Z as a 2), locality, road date time of offence, DL number. Occupation is somesort of either layer or layabout. Maybe he's a laying hen? Mind you I did once work in a job where I had to read doctors' writing.

[pete376403]

Name Mdux Jmb, address 63 pong St,, XmknnAn, Occupation Emlu Lnya, Vehicle make Unda, Road/Street S.N @, Locality SIIudm5,
Offence 1 Enos Dj0 (1W) Arsnz C 119 Speed Limit Cw
is about the best I can do.

[rwh]

Cinder Layer, I thought.
I'm fairly confident about Warkworth and SH1 Silverdale.

I thought I was confident about the plate number of this Undo motorcycle, but it doesn't show up in carjam.

The time was 14 microseconds. And the TSL number, whatever that is, is positive.

The first offence was for your Ends Rising (wheelie/stoppie, presumably) with a power of 1 watt, in the morning.

The other 2 were $1 each for a slash - like that North Shore mayor?

HTH :-)

Richard

[rastuscat]

Given that the rider was present at the time of issue, he/she knows where, when and why it was issued.

Clearly it was written by someone with shocking writing, but that makes no difference to the fact of why it was written.

Some poor non-sworn member at the Police Infringement Bureau (PIB) has to read these things. Honestly, the officers supervisor needs to put him on a remedial writing course. If it were one of my staff, I would.

Cringe.

[robertydog]

Buggered if i know. All i can tell was that it was issued to a mature person. lol

[Maha]

Well, I can make out name, address, DOB, Vehicle type and make, rego number (though I iniitially read the Z as a 2), locality, road date time of offence, DL number. Occupation is somesort of either layer or layabout. Maybe he's a laying hen? Mind you I did once work in a job where I had to read doctors' writing.

Yeah the vehicle make is an Unda?

Check out the last letter of the Forename, and the first letter of the town , they appear to be the same? which clearly they are not....

[Smifffy]

Surely there is a requirement for an infringement notice to be completed legibly?

[Owl]

Shit DOB 1962! So who's the old bugger?:whistle:

[Maha]

Cinder Layer, I thought.
I'm fairly confident about Warkworth and SH1 Silverdale.

I thought I was confident about the plate number of this Undo motorcycle, but it doesn't show up in carjam.

The time was 14 microseconds. And the TSL number, whatever that is, is positive.

The first offence was for your Ends Rising (wheelie/stoppie, presumably) with a power of 1 watt, in the morning.

The other 2 were $1 each for a slash - like that North Shore mayor?

HTH :-)

Richard

Richard mate, I am out of bling for today, I will be back tomorrow, thats too funny!....:laugh:

[Smifffy]

Name Mdux Jmb, address 63 pong St,, XmknnAn, Occupation Emlu Lnya, Vehicle make Unda, Road/Street S.N @, Locality SIIudm5,
Offence 1 Enos Dj0 (1W) Arsnz C 119 Speed Limit Cw
is about the best I can do.

So the offence is that his riding was arse and the copper needed enos for indigestion?

[rastuscat]

Loving this thread..............

[Maha]

Buggered if i know. All i can tell was that it was issued to a mature person. lol

1962 does not make the receiver of this ticket mature... :whistle:

[rastuscat]

1962 does not make the receiver of this ticket mature... :whistle:

Nope. Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.

[Smifffy]

Given that the rider was present at the time of issue, he/she knows where, when and why it was issued.

Clearly it was written by someone with shocking writing, but that makes no difference to the fact of why it was written.

Some poor non-sworn member at the Police Infringement Bureau (PIB) has to read these things. Honestly, the officers supervisor needs to put him on a remedial writing course. If it were one of my staff, I would.

Cringe.

How would you even know which Officer?

Strange how the speed and the fine and the other numerals are crystal clear, but they can't be bothered with the number plate or their officer number.

Most likely in a hurry to ring up the sale and move on to the next one

KA-CHING!!!

[The Everlasting]

Can't make out much of it,as someone else said,send it back as not readable.

[rastuscat]

Don't forget that 2 things are at issue here.

The fact that the ticket writer uses hieroglyphics is not related to the offence in question. The courts will deal only with the offence, not the hieroglyphics.

Refer the matter for Julius Caesar to clarify the hieroglyphics issue, and the courts to sort the guilty/not guilt issue.

[Mom]

Name Mdux Jmb, address 63 pong St,, XmknnAn, Occupation Emlu Lnya, Vehicle make Unda, Road/Street S.N @, Locality SIIudm5,
Offence 1 Enos Dj0 (1W) Arsnz C 119 Speed Limit Cw
is about the best I can do.

Now, that is an immpressive effort - I personally had problems deciphering the the speed limit that applied to the road the infrigment notice was issued on myself, I was not certain how fast Cw was. The road code offered no help.


Cinder Layer, I thought.
I'm fairly confident about Warkworth and SH1 Silverdale.

I thought I was confident about the plate number of this Undo motorcycle, but it doesn't show up in carjam.

The time was 14 microseconds. And the TSL number, whatever that is, is positive.

The first offence was for your Ends Rising (wheelie/stoppie, presumably) with a power of 1 watt, in the morning.

The other 2 were $1 each for a slash - like that North Shore mayor?

HTH :-)

Richard

Too funny!


Some poor non-sworn member at the Police Infringement Bureau (PIB) has to read these things. Honestly, the officers supervisor needs to put him on a remedial writing course. If it were one of my staff, I would.

Cringe.

Well, there may or may not have been a letter sent with a copy of this infringement notice attached, seriously, the writing is appalling and needs adjusting in my opinion. Taking the piss out of it though is justified.


Surely there is a requirement for an infringement notice to be completed legibly?

Nope, not at all. Plod can even get big details incorrect on them.


Can't make out much of it,as someone else said,send it back as not readable.

Now way, this is a keeper, possibly worth framing for people to laugh at in years to come :D Or July even :whistle:

[=cJ=]

I tried every iteration I could think of of that plate and came up with the following:

MITSUBISHI TREDIA 1984 (in Blue)
Plate: LL240

KAWASAKI KL 2009 (in Black)
Plate: 11ZZQ

No mention of an UND0 branded bike anywhere...

** so confused **

[steve_t]

Some poor non-sworn member at the Police Infringement Bureau (PIB) has to read these things. Honestly, the officers supervisor needs to put him on a remedial writing course. If it were one of my staff, I would.

Cringe.

Jebus! I'd let this one lie and see if a reminder notice comes. I'd be pretty certain that the PIB worker won't be able to decipher it. They'll ask the officer to clarify details and the officer won't have any idea what things say.
Does Mark Jamb of 63 Pang St, Kingmouth, actually have a licence starting with BU?

[bogan]

Now, that is an immpressive effort - I personally had problems deciphering the the speed limit that applied to the road the infrigment notice was issued on myself, I was not certain how fast Cw was. The road code offered no help.

well you was looking at the wrong one! the Roman version clearly shows a speed limit of CVV (was two v's not a W) is equivalant to 110 kmhr, so ask for a discount as you were only exceeding the limit by 9kmhr :yes:

[bogan]

I tried every iteration I could think of of that plate and came up with the following:

MITSUBISHI TREDIA 1984 (in Blue)
Plate: LL240

KAWASAKI KL 2009 (in Black)
Plate: 11ZZQ

No mention of an UND0 branded bike anywhere...

** so confused **

11ZKQ, is a undo CB

[rainman]

Looks like it was written by a Doctor.

Using his feet.

[R6_kid]

Looks like he realised he had just pulled over a Honda rider and was worried for his anal virginity, so he wrote the ticket out as fast as possible so he could get away and minimise the chances of being sodomised.

[rustic101]

Wont be a problem when the HTC Pro2s & mobile printers are rolled out after the field trials ;) (Got to love technology) :)

Having said that I have been able to read most of it even thought it took a while lol.

[pete376403]

Just noticed the issuing officer could be M SLOBB but more likely M52088. Slobb is apt for the scrawl

[marty]

I'm sure you've had important drugs administered from worse writing than this. I must admit though - it's not great, and it could look a little more professional.

[peasea]

As per normal I'd be pleading 'not guilty' and waiting for the paperwork, if it arrives. (It probably will though, there's cash to be made here.) When it is determined what the details actually are then I'd be taking everything to John Campbell (twat that he is) and making mockery of the officer on national TV.

If the officer can't write a legible ticket then that officer shouldn't be writing them. (And we pay these clowns how much?)

[breakaway]

Hasn't this has been done to death and beyond? There have been tickets issued with incorrect demerits, incorrect name, incorrect officer number, incorrect rego, you name it. At the end of the day, the person has to pay it because you can't get away with a 'minor' error on the ticket or some shit?

[Owl]

Hasn't this has been done to death and beyond? There have been tickets issued with incorrect demerits, incorrect name, incorrect officer number, incorrect rego, you name it. At the end of the day, the person has to pay it because you can't get away with a 'minor' error on the ticket or some shit?

I don't think Mom's looking for an out, merely just a pisstake at the illegible writing.

[Maha]

Hasn't this has been done to death and beyond? There have been tickets issued with incorrect demerits, incorrect name, incorrect officer number, incorrect rego, you name it. At the end of the day, the person has to pay it because you can't get away with a 'minor' error on the ticket or some shit?

Nothing on the ticket is incorrect, you just cant read it, im in no doubt that the ticket will have to be paid, no issue there at all....I got caught riding over the speed limit, got issued a ticket and I will happily pay.
Im such a nice person that I even pulled over and stopped before the cop arrived at me, I knew the flashing lights were for me.
But upon receiving the ticket, it was like getting a hand written letter from someone in Russia.

[Morcs]

You Shouldnt be getting tickets anyway. Damned menaces to society. You couldve run over my kids.

[Smifffy]

Nothing on the ticket is incorrect, you just cant read it, im in no doubt that the ticket will have to be paid, no issue there at all....I got caught riding over the speed limit, got issued a ticket and I will happily pay.
Im such a nice person that I even pulled over and stopped before the cop arrived at me, I knew the flashing lights were for me.
But upon receiving the ticket, it was like getting a hand written letter from someone in Russia.

I thought we had worked out that you were riding like arse and impersonating Brian Eno?

[Scuba_Steve]

I bet the P.I.G. that wrote it cant even read it, it looks like my writing & fucked if I can ever read my own writing. :lol:

[Swoop]

Have you taken this letter to a chemist?
The dispensing person will surely be able to interpret this scrawl... and probably give you some tablets/oinkment to assist the problem.



Seriously: Send it off to the infringement office and say "clarify please!!".

[yungatart]

I would have thought that legible handwriting would be a prerequisite for the police...obviously I am wrong...
I 'm with Swoop, get them to interpret it...odds on, they can't.

[avgas]

Is your plate 112KQ?
if so your fucked $120 for doing 19 to much

if not keep your mouth shut

[Fatjim]

I'll guess we have to wait for the reminder to figure this one.

Good chance it won't say the same thing as what it looks like to you or me.

BTW, you have been a naughty girl. 119k, allowing for typical speedo error means you where doing around 130kph indicated?

[Mom]

I'll guess we have to wait for the reminder to figure this one.

Good chance it won't say the same thing as what it looks like to you or me.

BTW, you have been a naughty girl. 119k, allowing for typical speedo error means you where doing around 130kph indicated?

Wasn't me :innocent: I was in an ambulance at the time :yes:

[Fatjim]

Was this "person" stopped? Or did the notice just arrive in the mail?

[martybabe]

Wasn't me :innocent: I was in an ambulance at the time :yes:

Surely if that is your alibi in court, it should read : Ix wasmt me I was in am ambol3nct at the timt ann not riding an umba at all :yes:

[Squiggles]

It aint that bad, then again my handwriting is 'orrible. :innocent:

[Ronin]

Mhalifu alikuwa kasi ya Honda a. Said kutosha.

[Rockbuddy]

Hasn't this has been done to death and beyond? There have been tickets issued with incorrect demerits, incorrect name, incorrect officer number, incorrect rego, you name it. At the end of the day, the person has to pay it because you can't get away with a 'minor' error on the ticket or some shit?

'Minor' error on a ticket! Looks like a major error to me. I would just wait until the reminder turns up, bet it doesn't

[TOTO]

This makes me feel so much better about my own handwriting.

[Edbear]

Wasn't me :innocent: I was in an ambulance at the time :yes:

I'd use you as a defence. I'd say you were a contributing factor to the alleged offence... :shifty:

[Smifffy]

random ascii

http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/English%20Mother%20Fucker.jpeg
:Punk: :Punk:

[Hanne]

'eskimos in corn'????

Nah can't help, sorry!

[SPman]

Nothing on the ticket is incorrect, you just cant read it, im in no doubt that the ticket will have to be paid, no issue there at all....I got caught riding over the speed limit, got issued a ticket and I will happily pay.

But you will keep schtung and wait for the official ticket in the mail, and the reminder, before doing so........in best tradition......

[Renegade]

man! my hand writing is bad but that is awful, remember his number because if thats the quality of his work then the rest must be pretty shabby

[Redstar]

Looks clear to me mate
1. Remove my reading glasses
2. have another wine
3. Squint
4. Speak in tounges
5. Guilty yep your guilty

[BikerDazz]

Name Mdux Jmb, address 63 pong St,, XmknnAn, Occupation Emlu Lnya, Vehicle make Unda, Road/Street S.N @, Locality SIIudm5,
Offence 1 Enos Dj0 (1W) Arsnz C 119 Speed Limit Cw
is about the best I can do.

:laugh::clap::lol::2thumbsup

I read the occupation as Country Lodge!

[Maha]

Occupation: Emlu Lnya

Thats very weird, I used to have a contracting business in Rotorua that resembles that E word and indeed I install Vinyl so that other word could mean....Layer?

[Toaster]

Looks like it was written by a Doctor.

Doctor Death

[Toaster]

This infringement notice was received. Can any of you lot determine anything from it appart from the alleged speed, the fine applicable and the demerit points to be recorded?

Infact lets have a competition to see line by line what it actually says.

No issue with the ticket, just we cant read it is all.

If only I had seen that sooner. I just had coffee yesterday with the Inspector in charge of road policing operations. I would have LOVED to show him that one. Utterly disgraceful to write an infringement like that - as an ex-cop that REALLY peeves me off. Completely unprofessional and worth taking further.

Now I need to go pull a wheelie just to let off my aggro.

[Maha]

Im such a nice person that I even pulled over and stopped before the cop arrived at me, I knew the flashing lights were for me.
But upon receiving the ticket, it was like getting a hand written letter from someone in Russia.


Was this "person" stopped? Or did the notice just arrive in the mail?

As mentioned before, I stopped.

[Toaster]

Well Mark clearly it is not you who was the rider.

How I read the bad bits:


Forename: MAUX

Family Name: JIMO - your dominatrix name??

Address: 63 Purvvy Street, Gumkumtin - must be a new part of the super city right?

Occupation: Enter Lmya - eh? you moonlighting in some weird sect?

DOB: 27/7/62 ( If it was you it would be 1970s right???)

Time: 14US - is not a valid 24 hour time!

Vehicle type: M\U or L? - "Motorcycle" has a few more letters!

Vehilce Make: UNDA - is that a russian bike version of a Lada?

Rego: ??? could be anything!

TSL no: X - was he blowing you kisses??????????????????

Road: SH0 - cant find it anywhere on the map.... near SH1?

Locality: Silmdms - must be somewhere on SH0!

OFFENCE: Ends Rynd (1W) Nnmnn @119 - new one on me!!

Then the cop does you for a dollar each in the next two offences of "/" whatever that was.

Speed limit: CW (Cat Wheeze?)

Officer Number: Well initials are MS. "Muppet Stupid"?

You dont have to pay until 28 days from the year 1D

[Maha]

So thats a 'G' at the start of the town where I live??....
Yet on the ticket, it looks the same letter as the last letter in my first name?
That would make me....Maug?....:shifty:

[Toaster]

Yeah well, where an infringement notice in illegible it is pretty much difficult if not impossible to enforce collection of the fine. I would dispute this as unreasonable to be expected to act upon this notice which literally no-one can read. It is not clear who it is for, what it is for, or pretty much anything!

I suggest they drop it or face a complaint. The infringement bureau would surely throw it out when they see it!

[Maha]

Yeah well, where an infringement notice in illegible it is pretty much difficult if not impossible to enforce collection of the fine. I would dispute this as unreasonable to be expected to act upon this notice which literally no-one can read. It is not clear who it is for, what it is for, or pretty much anything!

I suggest they drop it or face a complaint. The infringement bureau would surely throw it out when they see it!

You wanna see the letter my legal team wrote and posted, along with a copy of the original ticket....
Personally I think its a joke, I didnt even look at the ticket until later that day. When it got handed to me, I just folded it and put in my pocket, thanks mate see ya kinda thing.
I got pinged fair and square, I was at fault, I shouldn't have been riding over the posted speed limit along SH0.
I will pay the fine, not a problem, but will wait to hear back form the powers that be.
I mean, why waste $120 if I dont really have to?

[caseye]

Wasn't me :innocent: I was in an ambulance at the time :yes:

Yeah and I'd bet pounds to pennies the poor bloody AMBO was under pain of "death" if he didnt beat that Mad Nonda rider to the Hospital! LOL If thats not your rego number , then ignore this and anything else sent to you.Don't reply to anything that isn't sent to YOU or your correct rego number got it? Good.
Lurv ewe Mom.

[Max Preload]

I will pay the fine, not a problem, but will wait to hear back form the powers that be.
I mean, why waste $120 if I dont really have to?

Make up your damn mind!

[Stirts]

I got pinged fair and square, I was at fault, I shouldn't have been riding over the posted speed limit along SH0.

:o I thought it was SH:moon:

[Patrick]

Yeah well, where an infringement notice in illegible it is pretty much difficult if not impossible to enforce collection of the fine. I would dispute this as unreasonable to be expected to act upon this notice which literally no-one can read. It is not clear who it is for, what it is for, or pretty much anything!

I suggest they drop it or face a complaint. The infringement bureau would surely throw it out when they see it!

11ZKQ (If I read that right....) doing 119 on SH1 Silverdale, time and date is there, license holder number is about the only thing that is actually really clear..... everything needed to outline the "alleged" offence committed by that license holder.....

But as above - a good letter will see it tossed. It should never have got past his supervisor. In some ways for you, it should be good that it did. My money is on it getting tossed.

[MSTRS]

This infringement notice was received. Can any of you lot determine anything from it ...

Oh oh...pick me...I can tell some stuff...
The writer is not an English as First language type. In fact, I think (he?)'s Welsh.
Did that help?

[Ratti]

can't wait to see how this works out.

[Maha]

Gots me a letter for the Police today...
My people wrote them a very well worded letter about the infringment notice and the results are.......
Well read for yourself......

[bogan]

Gots me a letter for the Police today...
My people wrote them a very well worded letter about the infringment notice and the results are.......
Well read for yourself......

nice! wonder if the officer had to go back to school for handwriting lessons

[Mom]

nice! wonder if the officer had to go back to school for handwriting lessons

He may have had to go back for an attitude adjustment too for what it's worth :D

[steve_t]

Success!! :niceone:

[MSTRS]

Good.
Now...your next mission is... to sort out ACC...

[Mom]

Good.
Now...your next mission is... to sort out ACC...

Absolute wankers. I got my claim approved eh. BUT, they wont pay for my ambulance trips. They only pay for an ambulance if it is called within 24 hours of the injury taking place. ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

[Swoop]

Nice result.

Hopefully handwriting and calligraphy courses will be taught at Porirua in the future.:blip:

[Maha]

Nice result.

Hopefully handwriting and calligraphy courses will be taught at Porirua in the future.:blip:

I got a reminder a this week, they have my name/address and rego correct....how do they know this?
Most on here couldn't get it right.
My Licence number ties me in with everything?
They must have employed a code expert.

[yungatart]

A great result, Maha.
Glad some things are going your way!

[Maha]

A great result, Maha.
Glad some things are going your way!

Two outta free aint bad!
First the Finance Company, then the Five-O and next.....A fucken C fuck fuck C!

[Bald Eagle]

Two outta free aint bad!
First the Finance Company, then the Five-O and next.....A fucken C fuck fuck C!


..an for a encore we could turn back the tide

[gsx83esd]

something to be proud of , doing that speed on an unda !!

[caseye]

Well done mate. An a big hand to "THE" Legal team. Bout time the powers that be showed they can be human from time to time.

[Maha]

As per normal I'd be pleading 'not guilty' and waiting for the paperwork, if it arrives. (It probably will though, there's cash to be made here.) When it is determined what the details actually are then I'd be taking everything to John Campbell (twat that he is) and making mockery of the officer on national TV.

If the officer can't write a legible ticket then that officer shouldn't be writing them. (And we pay these clowns how much?)

Thread dredge ...so what? The irony is, we watched the speeding ticket item on Campbell tonight thought about sending him a copy of this ticket I received and got off. more bling was sent whilst re-reading this.

[Owl]

more bling was sent whilst re-reading this.

Noticed that lol. I'd nearly forgot I existed.:confused:

[Gubb]

Noticed that lol. I'd nearly forgot I existed.:confused:
We do try to forget.....

[Grashopper]

Thanks for digging this thread out Mark.

It was a very entertaining read :lol:

[Maha]

Just a dredge to say I have finally got a Doctor to read the ticket, it had been suggested a few times since the thread started that, that would be the thing to do. The good Doctor came for tea tonight and the talk turned to speeding tickets, I brought up the subject of this thread, got the ticket out and let her read it, she read it perfectly :rolleyes: She knew nothing of us at the time the ticket was issued but managed to read where we lived at the time, the bike make, where is pulled over, my occupation at the time etc.

I guess the ex and present cops on here that suggested the doctor thing, where right, even if there was a hint of sarcasm. :niceone: