Retribution

[scracha]

So if someone steals your bike, crashes and writes it off......what do you wish for?

[Berries]

Can't decide which of the bottom three to choose. Had a GPX 750 (black with Rizla green wheels) and spent half my redundancy money doing it up. Job done, took it for a ride over the UK Peak District to a mates to run it in and that night someone nicked it from outside his house. Nah. Now you have reminded me how I felt that night when I looked out the window and saw it missing. I hope the fuckers crashed and died.

[eelracing]

An insurance payout and a trademe account.

It's a buyers market out there and i'm skint.:rockon:

[Maki]

Harry Callahan: "I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."

[kiwifruit]

Unhurt but hopefully they'll get caught.

[Urano]

Unhurt but hopefully they'll get caught.

hi mahatma :laugh:

[Big Col]

Dead is the only option. That was a trick Question wasnt it???

[Conquiztador]

Nah, not dead. But injuries that will remind him/her about it all their life. I actually like the Arab worlds justice: If you get caught stealing you loose a hand...

[Pixie]

You didn't have a rectal cancer option on the poll

[Bikemad]

thievin scum should be dropped in a hole 2 feet round by 30 feet deep and only let out when they shit their way to the top

[slofox]

Dead is too quick. Something to remind them for the rest of their life - "missing limbs" for example would be better....

mind you, then we'd be supporting them for the rest of their natural wouldn't we via welfare etc etc etc....verily, 'tis a mindfucker...

[scracha]

Can't decide which of the bottom three to choose. Had a GPX 750 (black with Rizla green wheels) and spent half my redundancy money doing it up. Job done, took it for a ride over the UK Peak District to a mates to run it in and that night someone nicked it from outside his house. Nah. Now you have reminded me how I felt that night when I looked out the window and saw it missing. I hope the fuckers crashed and died.
They probably did if it was anything like the skinny tyred, underbraked evil handling piece of shit that was my GPX750.


Dead is too quick. Something to remind them for the rest of their life - "missing limbs" for example would be better....

Kinda thought that...but you know. Once a bad apple, generally you're always a bad apple. Put them out their misery....nah...put the rest of us out of our misery and at least we wouldn't be paying out for them for the rest of their lives.

[imdying]

I'm torn between death and slofox's excellent suggestion. Would have to be multiple limbs though, that cunt OAB is missing an arm and still rides rings around me :weep:

Don't limit it to bikes though, you don't steal other peoples shit.

[spajohn]

All bashed up, or perhaps even missing an arm or leg will serve as a better reminder to their scumbag mates not to do the same, as they'll always be there to remind them.

[The Pastor]

Castrated and a tatto on there forehead saying "thief"

[bogan]

karma will catch up with them regardless. Now for a less serious answer, how bout tattooing thief on their forehead, and put another insult up there each time, and tatoo right into the fucking bone so they can't have it lasered off ;)

edit, dammit renegade bet me to it :bleh:

[Sable]

Missing limbs. The other options don't include suffering for decades. Death is too easy.

[Big Dave]

I wish they didn't steal it.

[Bounce001]

Missing limbs would be good. At least then they can't do a runner when you catch up with them...

[SMOKEU]

In South Africa thieves get locked in a jail cell with at least 10 niggers who will rape their ass until there is no tomorrow. That's a good enough deterrent for most people.

[onearmedbandit]

In South Africa thieves get locked in a jail cell with at least 10 niggers who will rape their ass until there is no tomorrow. That's a good enough deterrent for most people.

So no more stealing for you then huh?

[SMOKEU]

So no more stealing for you then huh?

I aint no nigga g.

[onearmedbandit]

I aint no nigga g.

Wigga then?

[slofox]

Castrated

Yep. At dawn. On an empty stomach...

[HenryDorsetCase]

Harry Callahan: "I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."

concur.

you could always (if you were in a sporting mood) give them the "Do you feel lucky? well do ya, punk?" sporting chance. Then shoot them. Oh yeah, he knew he had one left all the time.

[spacemonkey]

In South Africa thieves get locked in a jail cell with at least 10 niggers who will rape their ass until there is no tomorrow. That's a good enough deterrent for most people.

Mind you the crime rates in Sth Africa don't tend to back up that theory too well..........

[ukusa]

Dead is the only option. That was a trick Question wasnt it???

agree, death to the scum. I wouldn't worry too much about my bike. Death should also mean that the bike was sufficiently damaged enough to write it off, so a brand spanker with zero on the clock would be good too.

[SMOKEU]

Mind you the crime rates in Sth Africa don't tend to back up that theory too well..........

True that.

[SMOKEU]

Wigga then?

Only when I've got mcdision vision.

[Yorkshire Dave]

I had my Street Triple crashed and written off by the garage when it went for a service a few weeks ago. All I wished for was not to get shafted. It didn't happen. :angry:

Me? Bitter? Nooo....

[R-Soul]

In South Africa thieves get locked in a jail cell with at least 10 niggers who will rape their ass until there is no tomorrow. That's a good enough deterrent for most people.

No in SA thieves never get caught because they are at the bottom of a pile of 200 murders per detective, and they dont have time for small stuff.
But try tax evasion and see how quicly you are getting ass raped...

[SMOKEU]

No in SA thieves never get caught because they are at the bottom of a pile of 200 murders per detective, and they dont have time for small stuff.
But try tax evasion and see how quicly you are getting ass raped...

Or if you're driving a truck that cops suspect is overweight they'll send to to a weigh bridge and make you dump your stash and give you a huge fine even if the truck is only slightly overweight.

[Love my Bonnie]

I had my Street Triple crashed and written off by the garage when it went for a service a few weeks ago. All I wished for was not to get shafted. It didn't happen. :angry:

Me? Bitter? Nooo....

Oh my goodness, wouldn't that just rip ya nightee!!

[Maha]

Being the gentle and caring person that I am, I would wish for......he/she be sentenced to a whole day with Crazy Steve!


Caring Maha.

[R-Soul]

Or if you're driving a truck that cops suspect is overweight they'll send to to a weigh bridge and make you dump your stash and give you a huge fine even if the truck is only slightly overweight.

And your stash may come back somewaht lighter...

[SMOKEU]

And your stash may come back somewaht lighter...

It happened to my uncle once. He had to dump about half of his juice stash that he had in the back. He owns a juice factory.

[hospitalfood]

I had to go for dead, even with missing limbs people can continue to be a problem.

To be honest I would rather catch them trying to steal one of my bikes and shoot them, the hard part is deciding if I shoot to kill or just wound ? And what caliber / shot to use ?
A good friend has a sign up at his house " trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again "

[spacemonkey]

I had to go for dead, even with missing limbs people can continue to be a problem

True, Ol Graeme Burton hasn't exactly changed much since losing his leg. :(

[Tunahunter]

Death by Bunga Bunga!

[boman]

Dead.

Or dead.

Or even dead, would be good.

[JATZ]

Castrated and a tatto on there forehead saying "thief"


thievin scum should be dropped in a hole 2 feet round by 30 feet deep and only let out when they shit their way to the top

These 2 should really be options in the poll


Death by Bunga Bunga!

WTF is a bunga bunga. It sounds painfull so it should be a poll option too

[Old Steve]

I've voted for a deceased thief, but in my heart of hearts I would like them to live so I could lure them down a dark alley somewhere where I could deal to them appropriately with a baseball bat.

[caseye]

Dead is too quick! Definitely death is the only viable option.Think about it.We already support shit loads of dole bludging one armed thieves and murderers.Slow shooting a .22 cal round in each joint starting at the toes and working up Missing None.Make sure the likely offenders in your area are there to witness it TOO! Wouldn't have to do many.

[apes]

my preferred option was missing, limbs missing and severely disfigured with no option of reconstructive surgery, so when anyone asks how it happened he'd have to relive the moment, I don't want the fucker to get off with instant death or even a slow agonising death over a couple of days, i wan't him to suffer for a very long time, me sadistic, only if you take me ride :)

[Tunahunter]

Bunga Bunga is an ancient African tribal punishment where the victim is rogered rigid by twenty of the tribe's most lusty warriors - sometimes the victim is offered 'death' as a preference to Bunga Bunga - but of course a crafty adjudicator can change the rules at the last moment and order death..............by Bunga Bunga. That's what this arsehole should get

[Grahameeboy]

Dead is highest voter...what a sad situation