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Fatt Max
15th April 2010, 18:24
Yes indeed my lovelies,

Need to get myself into a decent set of bike pants but as you well know, I am a bii on the large side.

Every bike shop I have tried thus far cannot meet the gargantuan arse that I have nurtured for the last 43 years so can anyone tell me where I can purchase such garments?

Thanks lovelies, best suggestion wins a pole dance on their birthday

Headbanger
15th April 2010, 18:39
Get Quasi to stitch two pairs together.

Lurch
15th April 2010, 18:56
I am a bii on the large side.

As in swings both ways kinda bi?

Virago
15th April 2010, 19:10
Go and see Kerrie:

http://www.msw.co.nz/

Smifffy
15th April 2010, 19:11
Bubba`s Tri-City Cycles

http://www.bubbastricitycycle.com/default.asp

Or any good ol boys network.

MSTRS
15th April 2010, 19:12
First port of call for gear should be QuasiMoto. He's a good bastard too.

Ronin
15th April 2010, 19:24
Lycra Max. You know you want to.

Quasievil
15th April 2010, 19:52
Hi Dude, are you really that big?? mate I have a pair of pants for the more healthy built gentleman, and if you pm me your waist, leg length (inside) I will see if I can sort something out for you Cheap !

Sound good ?

bluebird
15th April 2010, 20:57
Spandex with knee sliders.

davebullet
15th April 2010, 21:34
Walk another 100ks? (yeah right)

Seriously - call Quasi. You'll get gear that fits and gear that lasts. Who wants the hassle of buying stuff that doesn't fit, breaks and has to be replaced.

Fatt Max
18th April 2010, 18:27
Hi Dude, are you really that big?? mate I have a pair of pants for the more healthy built gentleman, and if you pm me your waist, leg length (inside) I will see if I can sort something out for you Cheap !

Sound good ?

Cheers dude

Will do

JimO
18th April 2010, 18:37
whats wrong with the ones you usually wear......http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x67/jim157/interestingpast-8.jpg

Mike Wilson
24th April 2010, 14:42
Jet Leathers in Hastings will make you exactly what you need. No size too large or too small. Give me a call at Jet Leathers 068787949 or jetleathers.com for more info.......................Cheers Mike. Ive just had my birthday 2 weeks ago so can I have a rain check?........

Fatt Max
25th April 2010, 07:38
whats wrong with the ones you usually wear......http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x67/jim157/interestingpast-8.jpg

Yep, paid for them by cheque

Ratti
26th April 2010, 17:19
You're not that big Mark. Have you forgotten that your friendly Ratti makes gear specially for the cuddlies amongst us?

And I will take that pole dance option!

did you get that hug from me yet? It was promised that you'd get it delivered.

FatHead
9th May 2010, 19:43
Howdy, got my macna pants from www.motorcyclegear.co.nz great people just sent them my measures and they got me some that fit. Bit of a big bloke myself so no luck with any of the bike stores(in Wellington) they were not interested in helping when I didn't fit anything they had in stock

rwh
9th May 2010, 23:31
I got my leathers from Leda - because he's local (Hutt Valley) so I could go and get measured up.

Richard

jeffs
10th May 2010, 01:06
Made my own Kevlar lined work trousers because no one sells bike trousers you can wear with a suite. That way I ride and not have to change when I get to customers.
For me also a large guy, it meant I could choose a pair of trousers that I liked and fitted me right. Sourced the Kevlar weave ( same as used in Dragon Jeans ) from East Tamaki and got a local tailor to clone the lining from my off the shelf bike jeans.