What advertisements would say if they were honest?

[TonyB]

Disclaimer: Neither myself or the management of KB necessarily agree with the sentiments expressed in these 'ads'. So don't give me grief if you're offended. OK?

[TonyB]

Same disclaimer as before. No offence intended, OK?

[Odin]

Bravo, good one ..... LMAO

[John]

Seen this somewhere, still real good for a chuckle. Thanks.

[Motu]

I need the booster cushion for my Pajero - the seat has been squashed flat by the fat Coconut who owned it before me.After a year I still can't get rid of the smell and even though I've vacuumed it a dozen times fast food wrappers keep appearing out of nowhere...

[speedpro]

woof woof woof

[John]

I need the booster cushion for my Pajero - the seat has been squashed flat by the fat Coconut who owned it before me.After a year I still can't get rid of the smell and even though I've vacuumed it a dozen times fast food wrappers keep appearing out of nowhere...
Normally they install a mini KFC under the drivers seat, so they can get a feed while driving and telling 'the kid' to 'why you cry? why you cry *slap* HEY! why you cry? you fink about what you do' (pulp comedy)...