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Slipstream
19th May 2005, 21:00
Have you ever been stalked?
Have you ever stalked?
I got the strangest request from a friend today. She's like this really big artest and even a tutor whatsimecallit in art and she asked my permission to stalk me for an art project she's doing.
She had to ask me for privacy reasons and stuff.
But I said OK.
But, ya know, I was thinking....what kind of notes and photos is she gonna take?
Because I won't know when she starts the stalking and when she actually is stalking (if she does it right) I won't know what she'll see....
I wonder how long I'll remember to wear good clothes, do my hair and not alter my VPL?
Makes you think.....I can't wait till she finishes....what am I like to the outsider???
And BTW...this is all true and yes...I have been drinking :D
WINJA
19th May 2005, 21:19
IVE BEEN STALKED BY NC AND I DIDNT GIVE MY PERMISSION.
Sensei
19th May 2005, 21:22
IVE BEEN STALKED BY NC AND I DIDNT GIVE MY PERMISSION.
The amount of shit you two give each other I'd say she'd more likely to be try to get a clean shot at you :killingme
that would be pretty strange situation to be in i reckon, you will always be looking out for her, behind that shrub, in parked cars......., do you get to see this project when shes done?
Sensei
19th May 2005, 21:27
And BTW...this is all true and yes...I have been drinking :D
Make sure you keep ya Curtains drawn don't want her to snap you in a compromising position or past out drunk on the floor :drinknsin :killingme
Will she be taking photos?
Would she do copies of some more 'select' phots?
I'll make us/you rich.... :devil2:
Slipstream
19th May 2005, 21:42
I only said yes, cos I trust her, I lead a pretty boring life really and also I thought it'd be interesting to see what she saw :laugh:
I think she'll swaps atalks for someone more exciting after following me for a week.
But still, I find the idea fasinating....
Try snap her stalking you, make it your life mission - would be bloody funny jumping out on her in the garden when her cameras focused in on the house, imagine the comedy... Or even better stalk her while shes stalking you, so when she gives you the sample of the photos give her a sample of your photos. :lol:
WINJA
19th May 2005, 21:45
I only said yes, cos I trust her, I lead a pretty boring life really and also I thought it'd be interesting to see what she saw :laugh:
I think she'll swaps atalks for someone more exciting after following me for a week.
But still, I find the idea fasinating....
SHE CAN FOLLOW ME FOR A WEEK , HOPE SHE LIKES PORN AND PIZZA
Slipstream
19th May 2005, 21:47
SHE CAN FOLLOW ME FOR A WEEK , HOPE SHE LIKES PORN AND PIZZA
Is the pizza vegetarian???
WINJA
19th May 2005, 21:56
Is the pizza vegetarian???
NO ,AND THE PORN IS ALL GIRL ON GIRL
Crazy Steve
19th May 2005, 22:05
Dont you mean Boy on Boy Winja!!!!
Thats more you stile...Yeh???
Crazy Steve
WINJA
19th May 2005, 22:12
Dont you mean Boy on Boy Winja!!!!
Thats more you stile...Yeh???
Crazy Steve
YEAH WHATEVER , LIKE THAT TIME MY NEIGHBOURS SHEEP HAD ITS HEAD STUCK IN THE FENCE AND MY NEIGHBOUR WAS ROOTING THE SHEEP ,AND MY NEIGHBOUR ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED A GO SO YOU RAN OVER GOT ON YOUR KNEES AND STUCK YOUR HEAD THRU THE FENCE, SAD SAD MAN
Crazy Steve
19th May 2005, 22:21
Nice Bike Winja..
Brand New S&S Motor $25,000.
Custom frame and forks $15,000.
Wheels and paint job $13,500.
Mastercard.
The look on someones face when they see your shitty old FFM helmut you brought for 50 Bucks from cash converters..
Price Less.
Crazy Steve.
WINJA
19th May 2005, 22:24
Nice Bike Winja..
Brand New S&S Motor $25,000.
Custom frame and forks $15,000.
Wheels and paint job $13,500.
Mastercard.
The look on someones face when they see your shitty old FFM helmut you brought for 50 Bucks from cash converters..
Price Less.
Crazy Steve.
IF I HAD THAT BIKE ID PUT AN RG500 MOTOR IN IT, AND USE THAT MOTOR TO MAKE AN AIR COMPRESSOR
Bren_chch
19th May 2005, 22:31
YEAH WHATEVER , LIKE THAT TIME MY NEIGHBOURS SHEEP HAD ITS HEAD STUCK IN THE FENCE AND MY NEIGHBOUR WAS ROOTING THE SHEEP ,AND MY NEIGHBOUR ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED A GO SO YOU RAN OVER GOT ON YOUR KNEES AND STUCK YOUR HEAD THRU THE FENCE, SAD SAD MAN
I like that!
Skunk
19th May 2005, 22:43
I like that!What, your head thru the fence? Or the sheep in the fence? :whistle:
Sparky Bills
20th May 2005, 09:20
I get stalked all the time by all these hot woman! :D
:whistle:
Skunk
20th May 2005, 12:10
I get stalked all the time by all these hot woman! :D
:whistle:
I think you mean 'attacked and threatened'. Stalking is different...
Sparky Bills
20th May 2005, 12:32
I think you mean 'attacked and threatened'. Stalking is different...
NO NO,
I get that too :msn-wink:
hmm,um.....we stalked yeah.Drive around friday night,''pick'' a car and follow it,everywhere.Pretty soon they notice you following and try to get away....small things amuse small minds.....
Paul in NZ
20th May 2005, 13:11
I knew a bunch of flowers that was stalked once
Sparky Bills
20th May 2005, 13:13
I knew a bunch of flowers that was stalked once
:killingme
Thats terrible mate!
Hitcher
20th May 2005, 13:15
Does it still count as stalking if you end up marrying them?
Waylander
20th May 2005, 13:39
hmm,um.....we stalked yeah.Drive around friday night,''pick'' a car and follow it,everywhere.Pretty soon they notice you following and try to get away....small things amuse small minds.....
Thought I was the only one doin that...
ManDownUnder
20th May 2005, 13:51
Does it still count as stalking if you end up marrying them?
Hell yes - just make sure none of the photos you keep have the crosshairs superimposed on them - .. it doesn't add to the romance...
Hey Slipstream, my advice would be to make sure you carry a hanky, a photo of you with your finger up the beak would be classic if your mate managed it.
ManDownUnder
20th May 2005, 14:12
So what happens if she's a got a picture - "suitably incriminating" of course... and you see it go by on the side of a bus???
What medium is it going to go out on/in?
Adds a whole new meaning to your arse being like the back of a bus... not that it is, or isn't or... I think I'd best stop digging now...
Storm
20th May 2005, 15:05
Having seen said backside, I can report it is definitly NOT a bus size job.
(and I'll stop there before I get in trouble)
Waylander
20th May 2005, 15:09
Having seen said backside, I can report it is definitly NOT a bus size job.
(and I'll stop there before I get in trouble)
Agreed.:whistle:
ManDownUnder
20th May 2005, 15:33
Having seen said backside, I can report it is definitly NOT a bus size job.
(and I'll stop there before I get in trouble)
My GOD I'll stay away from that conversation... there's no way out of the trouble I could find myself in...
Skyryder
20th May 2005, 21:32
IVE BEEN STALKED BY NC AND I DIDNT GIVE MY PERMISSION.
In ya dreams ya dildo.
Skyryder
inlinefour
21st May 2005, 00:09
either been stalked or done any stalking.
However I could handle being stalked by perhaps by Jolene Blalock or Jeri Ryan... :love:
WINJA
21st May 2005, 09:00
In ya dreams ya dildo.
Skyryder
YOU MUST MEAN IN MY NIGHTMARES YOU BUT PLUG
Skyryder
21st May 2005, 10:11
YOU MUST MEAN IN MY NIGHTMARES YOU BUT PLUG
Oh come on Winj. Try and be a little original.
Skyryder
StoneChucker
21st May 2005, 10:37
I don't see what all the fuss is about... I've been stalking women for years. When you get a restraining order, move on and find another stalkee. :devil2:
Thats an interesting art project for sure. Wouldn't be much point stalking me though, you'd fail your project - I'm realllllly boring :yes: (Sleep, work, watch tv, repeat)
Why not try the reverse & see what happens. the stalker becomes the stalked.
ManDownUnder
23rd May 2005, 10:06
Oh come on Winj. Try and be a little original.
Skyryder
Skyrider - give him a chance... that was his best shot :killingme
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