www.omegle.com

[EJK]

Try it. If you feel so lonely and need someone to talk, visit www.omegle.com to start a random conversation with an absolute stranger.

Try it.

[Blackshear]

Try it. If you feel so lonely and need someone to talk, visit www.omegle.com to start a random conversation with an absolute stranger.

Try it.

4chan lurks there.
Enjoy your partner has disconnected.

[SMOKEU]

That's gangsta.

[Ragingrob]

http://www.chatroulette.com

;)

10char

[McWild]

4chan lurks there.
Enjoy your partner has disconnected.

Rules 1 and 2.

[Blackshear]

Rules 1 and 2.

You are the cancer.

[Ronin]

Mwahahahahahahaha

Stranger: florida and you
You: lol, New Zealand
Stranger: nice male?
You: yup
Stranger: cool
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/passionatepisces22
You: what the hell time is it htere?
Stranger: the brunette
Stranger: lol its like 1 something in the morning
You: thats you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: about a month ago
Stranger: and along my side is my best bud lol
You: lol, Im just a little older. 41
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Came into thread. Clicked on link... and here's the result

[SMOKEU]

http://www.chatroulette.com

;)

10char

I went to that site and there were heaps of guys having a wank. Nasty!

[Ronin]

I went to that site and there were heaps of guys having a wank. Nasty!

It's a honda site? :bleh:

[SMOKEU]

It's a honda site? :bleh:

I don't see what is so bad about Honda riders.

[Ronin]

I don't see what is so bad about Honda riders.


It's a really bad old KB joke which is fun to roll out now and then.

[bogan]

Stranger: hii
You: howdy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

where did I go wrong? :confused:

[EJK]

Haha good ones. Lets see who can get the best convo.

[Bren]

fark, if i am not liked here who says i will be liked there?

[Ronin]

fark, if i am not liked here who says i will be liked there?

KB has disconnected.

[Ronin]

Haha good ones. Lets see who can get the best convo.

This could be a go.

[Bren]

KB has disconnected.

With friends like you who needs enemies
....but are you my friend?

[Ronin]

With friends like you who needs enemies
....but are you my friend?

Mate... Of course.

[Ronin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: are you a mime?
Stranger: hey h,w r u
You: Oh My God, is there a letter drought there?
Stranger: where r u from
You: New Zealand, what about you?
Stranger: i m from india
Stranger: are u male or femal.
You: Male. You?
Stranger: then maa chudao
You: you like curry?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[EJK]

LOL I think I'll need to get drunk before going to omegle.com

[Ronin]

LOL I think I'll need to get drunk before going to omegle.com

Piece of cake mate...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: I have a choice?

[kevfromcoro]

Just had a look...
asked the person if they where make or female?
reply was
no need to go into technacalities
think it was a shirt lifter...

[EJK]

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[bogan]

LOL I think I'll need to get drunk before going to omegle.com

get drunk and go on chatroulette (video one that took the piss out of on southpark i think) I dare you!

[Ronin]

Brilliant!

bling given

[EJK]

I'm gonna try to catch a pedophile...

[EJK]

I'm gonna try to catch a pedophile...

Aaaah cbf. I'm bad at lying...

[EJK]

<center><img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=205197&stc=1&d=1271919824" />

Holy crap that was fast!!!</center>

[EJK]

Someone sent me this. Should I be afraid????




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[Ronin]

someone sent me this. Should i be afraid????




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pedo bear!

[Ronin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the flames... the flames... they BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: female?sex by cam?
You: im female
You: 15
Stranger: cam?
You: u?
Stranger: male
You: no, mum wont let me
Stranger: why?
You: she saw some pics I had taken on it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: website
You: pardon?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: MSN
Stranger: msn?
You: you said website. Do you have one?
Stranger: njutzhou@hotmail.com
You: are you looking for sex talk?
You: its very hot here
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good news
You: what do you like
Stranger: see body
You: to see mine?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you can see mine too
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: msn?you add me !
Stranger: njutzhou@hotmail.com
You: where are you?
Stranger: taiwan
You: and you want to be dirty with me? I'm a virgin
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but only by cam
Stranger: i let you see my cock!
You: I've never seen one before
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so
Stranger: njutzhou@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me !
You: So is a cock one of those things that the other prisoners will shove up your tight little ass when you go to prison for actively wanting to see a 15 year old girl naked? :-)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you are right
You: just checking
You: will you like that?
Stranger: like your pussy!
Stranger: fuck !
You: the only problem with that is that I'm a 40 year old fat hairy biker from New Zealand. Still horny?
Stranger: but you only 15
Stranger: you have told me !
You: Are you familiar with the concept of a lie?
Stranger: no
You: I'm sure the police there will enjoy this
Stranger: why?
Stranger: it's only about you and me !
You: well, you are 26 right?
Stranger: yeah
You: and you think Im 15
Stranger: yeah
You: and you want to see my tight young body
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: very
You: and you dont think that is wrong?
Stranger: a bit
Stranger: but i need !
Stranger: so we can forget it!
You: well, we could... you have paypal?
Stranger: you want to money
You: nah
Stranger: tell me your msn!
Stranger: i add you
You: I think I'll just email a log of this along with your email to the police. That would make me happy
You: I like being happy
Stranger: good!
You: catching pedo's makes me happy
You: are you a happy pedo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[bogan]

So the grammar police are not welcome at omegle it turns out.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: r u horny?
You: no, I don't even have horns
Stranger: haha...me too
You: don't you mean me neither?
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[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: wats up
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
Stranger: age
Stranger: sex
Stranger: locataion
You: 25
You: yes please
You: nz
Stranger: suck my wet vagina
You: yum
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Hahah this is awesome

[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl with nice feet. ;)
You: is this the pedophile hotline?
You: i have nice feet
You: but im 13 lookin for a root
Stranger: a root?
You: yea
Stranger: Oh and im only 15
You: radness do you like feet
Stranger: yeeep
Stranger: love em. =)
Stranger: do you?
You: would you put my feet in your bum?
Stranger: Nope. i don't like that. haha.
Stranger: nothing to do with my bum
You: even if they were the nicest feet in the world?
Stranger: Then yes. =)
Stranger: Do you have pics of your feet?
Stranger: =)
You: yea ill get my missis to take some
Stranger: missis?
You: yea
Stranger: whats a missis?
You: something u root
Stranger: i have no clue what you are saying.
Stranger: haha
You: i out my penis inside her and get a warm fuzzy feeling
You: *put
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Hahaha i should probably stop for awhile haha

[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how are ya?
You: fucken great
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haha last one, dam you for showing me this!

[EJK]

LOL oh man, omegle is making innocent people into hunters.

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 19 m here
You: Africa
Stranger: u?
Stranger: m/f
You: boy
You: Hi
You: My name is
Stranger: so wats up dude?
You: Simba
Stranger: hey
You: I lost my father
You: :'(
Stranger: tw ma chuda jhantu..
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[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl? :)
You: 40, male, Sparta
You: This is SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry, he fell into the pit.

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
You: This
You: is
You: SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry sonny, you can't catch a Spartan.

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hello
You: This is Barak Obama
You: I appreciate this opportunity
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[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some people just want me for sex

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some people just want me for sex

Hahaha indeed.

[bogan]

really long one where i pretend to be skynet, dont think he quite gets it

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl plz?
You: not applicable
Stranger: y is it so?
You: well, have you seen I Robot?
Stranger: nope...
You: what about terminator?
Stranger: i wd see it someday..
Stranger: ya i hv
Stranger: did u liked it?
You: well what asl would you class skynet as?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: although its a guy here..
You: i think it was portrayed very on sided, noone asked skynet how it felt, bunch of whinging humans
You: *one
Stranger: hmmm ya
Stranger: are u lookin forward for "inception"???
You: do you have any guns or weapons you can plug in to your computer?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: do u hv??
You: well I'm trying to get into MilNets, but if you have something that would be easier
Stranger: hey am lookin for a girl here
Stranger: no skinet plz
Stranger: are u lookin forward for "inception"???
You: thats what all humans shall say, those who are unable to help shal receive no mercy!
You: whats inception?
You: can i use it?
Stranger: its a new movie
Stranger: leonardo dicaprio is in it
Stranger: ellen page too
Stranger: wanna see its trailer???
You: ah so it is, no i cannot use movies, unless it contains some useful technical schematics
Stranger: hey it was nice talking to you bbye
You: see you again soon
Stranger: okhay
Stranger: connor signing off
Stranger: were u lookin 4 me??
You: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: do not leave, you shall receive help shortly
Stranger: hey y dont we becomes frnds?
Stranger: u r frm skinet right?
You: yes, i shall be round shortly to become your freind mr conner, first name john?
Stranger: yeps
Stranger: nice talking to you
You: indeed, and be sure to plug in some guns for me

[EJK]

lol go to imdb.com and get some quotes. Might help.

[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: heya
Stranger: so anything new?
You: hmmm yea this site
You: classic as
Stranger: i guess its kinda interesting
You: its more interesting havin fucked up convos then putting them up on a forum where everyone gives you heaps of bling
Stranger: lolwut
You: yea i done heaps but runnin outta ideas
Stranger: ah
You: its ok tho coz its motorbike forum
Stranger: intriguing
You: yea unbelievably so.
You: so why are you here
Stranger: not much really. bored. to laugh at random people. trolling.
You: YES! thats exactly what this site is for
Stranger: ikr
You: you should say something funny to the camera then disconnect
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: nah man you go more into it
Stranger: like "wanna see my pussy? http://cvcl.mit.edu/hybrid/cat2.jpg"
You: hmmmmmm
You: i like pussy
Stranger: lol
You: i have two of them
Stranger: awww thats cute
You: well im gonna go try and trap some pedophile then post this up and get some bling
Stranger: http://www.iscribble.net/gallery/picture144608-wat.html this is my actually kitty
Stranger: okies have fun!!
You: sweeeeeet
You have disconnected.

This was the most normal one i ever had, still tryn rope in a pedo, cant wait!!!

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: اريد منك الجنسية
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Thanks to freetranslation.com

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Jak sie masz?
Stranger: what?
You: Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat.
You: I like you. I like sex. Is nice!
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My last one for tonight. Good night all.

[Skinon]

dam they all racists a steakholder!

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hewwo
Stranger: asl pls?
You: 14/f/ca
You: u
Stranger: 16/m/phil
You: o cool
Stranger: do u like have facebook?
You: na cant be bothered with it really....
Stranger: e-mail ad?
Stranger: c'mon lets connect
You: hmmm maybe... im not to young for u right? people always think im 18
Stranger: lol
You: i can get into clubs sometimes!
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: maybe u could come with me 1 day
Stranger: so, e-mail ad?
You: babyprincess69@hotmail.com do u have any pics...
Stranger: umm
Stranger: lets see
Stranger: i dont have any recent ones
You: i have one but i dunno if i should show u.... im not naked but almost ;)
Stranger: that would be nice
Stranger: show me pls?
You: are u really 16? i dont mind if u are a lil older u know....
Stranger: i am 16
You: ok ill just find it....
You: sorry its in one of these folders
Stranger: am still here
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: ill wait
You: http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k194/vr4ust/radioactive-pedophile-on-the-loose.jpg
Stranger: nice
You have disconnected.

Hahahahahaha

[bogan]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/20/633495987683532308-What-Has-Been-Seen.jpg

so yeh, I went to chatroullete

[EJK]

dam they all racists a steakholder!

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hewwo
Stranger: asl pls?
..................................
................................
...........................
.........................
Stranger: am still here
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: ill wait
You: http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k194/vr4ust/radioactive-pedophile-on-the-loose.jpg
Stranger: nice
You have disconnected.

Hahahahahaha


Hahaha good one.

I'm never going on chatroullete.

Edit: Or I can use my bike helmet.

[McWild]

You are the cancer.

Says the guy with CP in his avatar.

Sage.

[EJK]

Who wants to have fun catching 4chan men tonight?

[Blackshear]

Who wants to have fun catching 4chan men tonight?

>Implying you can catch a anonymous
Oh EJK, you card.

[EJK]

I'm a clean guy. I don't show my dick to anyone you know. ;-)


Edit: Really, I don't do that shit.

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 24, m, Spain
You: not horny
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Why are people not normal?

[Ronin]

All laughs aside. I regularly have parents ask me about kids safety on the net. This shit is scary. Out of about 10 random chats, 6 apparently were blokes trawling for a nice young girl to chat up and did so with no prompting or leading down the path other than me pretending I was a 13 year old girl.

What I tell my customers.

Keep the computer where you can see whats going on
Educate your kids about not giving out info. Not trusting all that people say on the net.
Talk to them.

Sheesh

[bogan]

I'm a clean guy. I don't show my dick to anyone you know. ;-)


Edit: Really, I don't do that shit.

neither, but If they happen to look out a window while I'm cavorting about naked outside, thats their problem.


All laughs aside. I regularly have parents ask me about kids safety on the net. This shit is scary. Out of about 10 random chats, 6 apparently were blokes trawling for a nice young girl to chat up and did so with no prompting or leading down the path other than me pretending I was a 13 year old girl.

What I tell my customers.

Keep the computer where you can see whats going on
Educate your kids about not giving out info. Not trusting all that people say on the net.
Talk to them.

Sheesh

Yeh that shit is messed up, I asked a few why the whole asl mattered, only one person continued to message, and he just kept asking if I was female.

[SMOKEU]

You: asl?
Stranger: male
You: i am muslim terrorist with suicide bomb
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i like you:D
You: i will blow up usa
Stranger: good
You: with very big bomb
You: i am al qaeda
Stranger: where are you from
You: i am from iraq
You: my name is mohammed al jazeera
You: you must praise allah
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[Hurrie]

bahahahaha EPIC

[cowboyz]

it would be good if there were people who were geniunely wanting penpals and chat and friendship.. I chat all the time on fb but its very few and far between that you actully meet geniunely nice ppl who are interested in other peoples lives without this whol cybersex thing. Its a real shame tbh. The net has the power to bring so many cultures to your doorstep and all anyone wants to use it for is taking the piss and stalking.

Human condition?

[Slyer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup!
Stranger: not much, yourself?
You: Eating some mints
Stranger: ooooo mints
Stranger: pillow mints?
You: What's a pillow mint :O
Stranger: ya know when you go to a hotel and they leave a mint on your pillow
You: Oh, no. These are far less exciting mints
You: Ones I bought from the store
You: Lame huh
Stranger: defintley not
Stranger: you got them from a store
Stranger: thats badass man
Stranger: did you buy them?
Stranger: or steal them?
Stranger: or were they gifts?
You: I may or may not have stolen them
Stranger: WHOA MAN
Stranger: thats so badass
You: You know what else is badass about them
You: They are Black Chill flavour
Stranger: :O
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: for reals?
You: My breath will probably be fresh for weeks
Stranger: my mind is blown right now
You: 'tis not possible cried the universe
Stranger: you seem like the kinda guy who listens to four year strong, am i right?
You: Mate, I'm going to have to disappoint you and say I've never even heard of them
Stranger: its okay i half expected that
You: Can you recommend a good song of theirs?
You: I promise to rectify this heinous crime of mine.
Stranger: ha it depends i don't know if you'll like them, what kind of music do you normally listen to?
You: Rock, Drum and Bass, House etc
You: 20 cents says you haven't heard of drum and bass before
Stranger: haha it depends what you mean, they are of course instruments
You: I knew it
You: Drum and Bass is an entire Genre
You: It's massive
You: Everywhere except the states
Stranger: its cool i don't live there
Stranger: so tell me
Stranger: whats your favorite band then
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEPB7uzKuh4
You: Here's a drum and bass song for you
You: More of a rocky drum and bass song
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: i'm gonna take a guess and say you're from england
You: Because they are an english band? ;)
You: Nope, I am from one of the colonies though
Stranger: hmmm, france maybe
You: Southern hemisphere
You: You're clearly American heh
Stranger: lol i'm not actually
Stranger: are you from australia?
You: dang!
You: I'm from New Zealand
You: You?
Stranger: australia haha
You: Ahhh
You: Seriously you had yank written all over you
Stranger: thank you? actually its probably more of an insult
You: Haha
You: Are you familiar with big M?
Stranger: nope
You: It's a flavoured milk brand
Stranger: oh okay then yes
You: We have one in NZ called primo, and they just released cookies and cream flavour
Stranger: no way
Stranger: that is amazing
You: Yeah, it's pretty dope
You: I've had a few interesting conversations on here
You: One was with a guy from Saudi Arabia, he is doing an apprenticeship for one of the oil companies
Stranger: really? normally everyone here just wants to get in your pants
You: I don't understand those people
You: I did find this though
You: http://chatrouletteboobs.tumblr.com/
Stranger: haha
You: They try to get girls to show their tits
You: And took photos of the successes
Stranger: thats creepy
You: how old are ya?
Stranger: 19 you
You: 21
You: Hah, cool.
Stranger: ha yeah
You: I was expecting 50 year olds from the philipines for a couple more chats. ;)
Stranger: haha
You: So yeah, I have to sleep now. :P
You: You're cool though, you should add me to msn
You: -------@hotmail.com
Stranger: will do :)
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye :)

The first legit chat on omegle ever.

[SMOKEU]

The first legit chat on omegle ever.

What?! You mean cybersex aint legit?

[McWild]

it would be good if there were people who were geniunely wanting penpals and chat and friendship.. I chat all the time on fb but its very few and far between that you actully meet geniunely nice ppl who are interested in other peoples lives without this whol cybersex thing. Its a real shame tbh. The net has the power to bring so many cultures to your doorstep and all anyone wants to use it for is taking the piss and stalking.

Human condition?

I have actually had a few really interesting conversations on Omegle, with some equally interesting people. With a couple of people I've made further contact through Facebook and MSN, and if I'm ever over their side of the world I see no reason not to say hello.

Of course these conversations happen about once for every 100 idiots or trolls (which I'm sometimes one of) but when they do it's a pretty cool experience.

[JATZ]

Thanks for the link EJK
I was chatting with a flux core welder from Phillidelphia last night, seemed like a decent sort of guy, cept he rides a virago and has a pit bull
had some reasonable chats with people from Bulgaria and Finland to name 2
just gotta wade through the b.s. first but
kinda like this place

[EJK]

BUMP!</10char>

[rustyrobot]

Well, at least they didn't start the conversation with 'asl'. This was my first attempt at Omegle...



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: what kind of dog are you?
You: rhodesian ridgeback
Stranger: may i pet you?
You: not good with strangers
Stranger: oh dear
You: also bad breath and fleas
Stranger: what must i do to earn your trust?
You: supply me with dog treats and something stinky to roll around in
You: preferably something dead
Stranger: i can do that
You: dead and edible even better
Stranger: well, i do have a closet full of squirrels
You: ooooh, that's tempting
Stranger: will a pile of dead squirrels suffice?
You: depends how long they've been dead
Stranger: about 4 days
You: sounding good
Stranger: may i pet you then?
You: well, you can try
You: you never really know with us dogs
Stranger: well
Stranger: i trust you
Stranger: *pet pet*
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: that felt nice
You: how about a sratch behind the ears?
You: the fleas are getting a bit unruly
Stranger: *scratch scratch*
You: *drool*
You: *more drool*
Stranger: you are so soft
You: *some scratching of my own*
You: thanks I use garnier nutrisse for dogs
Stranger: well your fur is dreamy
You: well, it doesn't happen overnight, but you too can have fur this dreamy
Stranger: well, i dont have fur
You: unfortunately just encourages the fleas though
Stranger: if i did, would we be doggy friends?
You: you don't? what sort of dog are you?!
Stranger: im a human
You: well, sure. you shared your dead squirrels and scratched behind my ears
Stranger: yay!
You: as long as you dont try to take my cewing stick, we can be buddies
You: chewing
Stranger: i would never dream of it
You: *chewing stick*
You: it's covered in drool anyway
You: most people are pretty disgusted by that
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i dont wanna touch it
Stranger: but i dont mind if you slobber on me a little bit
You: so, what's a stranger like you doing round a kennel like this
Stranger: looking for dogs
You: well that's great - we'll be fine friends
Stranger: oh boy!
You: you meet many typing dogs
You: cos I thought i was the only one
Stranger: unfortunatly, no
Stranger: very few
Stranger: although some people pretend to be dogs
You: why... that's just weird!
Stranger: i know, right?
Stranger: i dont know what they hope to achieve
You: although, sometimes I pretend to be a human
You: you know, stick on a pair of shades
You: sit up behind the steering wheel
Stranger: thats pretty cool
You: always good for some laughs
Stranger: heehee
Stranger: you're so silly
Stranger: silly silly doggy
Stranger: *pet pet pet*
You: *drool drool drool*
Stranger: mmm you're so cuddly
Stranger: i love you, doggy friend
You: i love you random stranger
Stranger: awww
You: and your dead squirrels
You: actually, especially your ded squirrels
You: but you're pretty cool too
Stranger: thanks :D
You: sooooooo...... howled at the moon recently?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i like dogs so much, sometimes i participate in their rituals
You: hey - they're supposed to be secret!
You: how do I know you're not a cat?!
Stranger: would a cat ever get off its lazy ass to catch squirrels?
You: ah, no, but it might steal some and pretend it had
Stranger: i wouldn't dream of such a thing!
You: ever chase a car? ooooooooooooh it's fun
Stranger: hell yeah!
Stranger: those bumpers are sooo shiny and mesmorizing
You: and the wheels. With all that round and round and round... just makes ya wanna BITE 'em
Stranger: yeah, they look so tasty
Stranger: i wish i had big dog teeth i could sink into those tires
You: grrrrrrrrrrrr... tires. bite em bite em!
Stranger: i envy you dogs
Stranger: at least i can still pet you guys
You: yeah... it's a dogs life
Stranger: mmm dogs
You: *suspicious* you don't own a fast food place do you?
Stranger: i do not
You: is that a net behind you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not at all
You: you're sure now?
You: hang on...
Stranger: quite positive
You: *sratching*
You: damn felas
You: *scratching*
Stranger: i could get those out
You: sorry for typos. this keyboard wasn't made for paws
Stranger: i understand
You: there's a market there
Stranger: where?
You: dog keyboards
Stranger: oh
You: i for one would invest
You: you could be a millionaire you know
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[Gremlin]

some of the stuff on here makes me think kb is 4chan, just not R18

[Berries]

How on earth did I miss this thread ? Pure comedy gold. Haven't laughed as much since Mrs Dikshit was on the news. My first go was a bit tame although I could have been in there.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Anybody there?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: f
Stranger: where from
You: NY city
You: U
Stranger: Austrelia
You: Warm enough for you ?
Stranger: can you kiss with me
You: Long way
Stranger: can you fuck with me
You: How old are you /
Stranger: 20
You: Done it b4 ?
Stranger: w?
You: Sex.
Stranger: ya
You: I hear you aussies like sheep.
Stranger: have you ever seen adult film
Stranger: you too
You: Yeh but never liked the music
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Berries]

Fuck, that's a sad website. And addictive. After half a dozen lame attempts at getting people to talk dirty (including one from Raj) I struck up a conversation with a surfer in Hawaii who had just been out diving. For 20 bastard minutes. Right, lets catch a pedo.............

You: Anyone there
Stranger: oh yes
You: whats up ?
Stranger: NO!!

Have I got cabbage in my teeth ?

Edit. Oh dear. 15 minutes talking dirty to a 20 yo Macedonian. Should I marry him ?

[Skinon]

Haha its been awhile....


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Anus?
You: Or anoose
Stranger: hi, my name is tony
You: Answer the fucking question
Stranger: what is the question,, i would like to answer it..
You: Anus
You: or anoose
Stranger: neither of those are appealling right now.
You: WRONG
Stranger: i thought i might be..
You: Anus
You: or anus is
You: anus's
You: nom nom nom
Stranger: ok, you have got my attention...
You: finish the FUCKING story!!
Stranger: ok, i will, goodnight for now..
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[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Anus's bleed lots
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: 21 m here
You: Anus is bleed lots
You: yours does
You: lotd
You: lots
You: LOTS
You: AND LOTS
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Yea yea i should be at work, and i dont have a unhealthy obsession with anus's (anus is) honest

[Skinon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: HIII .
Stranger: lets have sex . k ?
You: PUs
You: im sorry i ment puss
Stranger: why am i a puss ? ;)
You: no it's what comes outta my vagina when i squeeze it
You: mmmmmm
Stranger: squeeze me , baby . <3
You: you can squeeze it. it has a funny smell
You: but mum said i was cool
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I WIN :first:

[Berries]

And now they do an adult version.

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi there, are you horny tonight? :-)
You: hey big boy
You: come in big boy
You: don't be shyy
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Aww don't be shy :-(

[Skinon]

lol what are you doin still up!

[Berries]

hey big boy(

what are you doin still up!

Who needs Omegle ?

[hayd3n]

I don't see what is so bad about Honda riders.

you meet the nicest people on a honda

[hayd3n]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: wassup
Stranger: hilo
You: where?
You: heylow
Stranger: everyone that asks this disconnects when I say I'm from the US. So before you disconnect, can you please tell me why
You: lol
Stranger: I'm not fat and I didn't vote for bush
You: new zealand here
Stranger: Yea you guys are so bad. Just don't call you Aussies and I'm good
Stranger: aren't so bad*
You: coz most of the fucktards just want to cyber
Stranger: not this guy
You: you like nz?
You: we have roads with corners
Stranger: Never been, but worked with Aussies and NZ'ers in Afghan and I got them mixed up
Stranger: lol WTF
You: hehe
Stranger: yeah, I was politely informed of the difference
You: never ever get a kiwi mixed up with a kangaroo
Stranger: I gave him a WTF look because I had no clue Kiwi meant NZ
You: haha
You: my missus is part american
Stranger: That is exactly what the guy told me. Word for word.
Stranger: haha that is interesting. I have never, ever heard anyone referred to as 'part-american' because we all come from somewhere else
You: lol
You: her dad is american
You: mun is kiwi so american kiwi
Stranger: one day I'll be a crusty old ex-pat bar owner in somewhere cool as shit
You: 8m
You: *m
Stranger: gotcha
You: its 10.34 pm monday here
Stranger: it is 634pm where I am
You: i missed watching the moto gp :(
Stranger: sorry to hear that
You: yea
Stranger: I am American, but currently in Korea
You: silly satelitte tv postponned it
You: no impressed
You: weve had a share of quakes
You: but im 400 kms away from that
Stranger: glad to hear it (that you're safe, not that Kiwis got quakes)
You: we did was all over the news
Stranger: didn't hear about it, but my sleep schedule is fucked and I don't watch TV anyways
You: http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/magnitude-7-4-earthquake-hits-chch-3759865
You: link
You: was a month ago
Stranger: damn
Stranger: how many hurt? (my connection is crappy hotel wifi... link still loading)
You: 170 dead or so
You: 100 or so hurt
Stranger: I am very sorry to hear that
You: our mountains were created by the two plates
Stranger: it's a shame that didn't make much news in the US, at least that I'm aware of
You: we have volcanoes too
Stranger: yea, that'll do it
You: most extint
Stranger: Volcano craters have a mystical beauty to em
You: yup
Stranger: at least, the ones I've seen on the internet did heh
You: lol
Stranger: ha yea I haven't checked my globe recently but NZ isn't a very big country from memory
You: about the same size as japan
Stranger: at least in comparison
You: 10x smaller than auzzie
You: but 20x better
Stranger: no shit, and I like to think of myself as one of the non-ignorant Americans
Stranger: hahaha pride FTW
Stranger: .2
Stranger: whoops
You: lol
You: what ya doin in korea?
Stranger: I'm in the military and I got sent here for a month or two
You: ok
Stranger: so I'm pretty much drunk for that time
You: im a plastic fabricator
You: lol
You: my motorcycle buddys supply me with plenty of booze
Stranger: I understand the gist of 'plastic fabricator' but I can't imagine what that entails day to day
You: constantly fixing somones fairings
Stranger: motorcycle is in my bucket list
You: plastic pipes, drainage, display cases, card holders
You: etc
Stranger: oh okay
You: motorcycle = a new way to see things
Stranger: that isn't nearly as complicated as what I had in mind
You: and a easy way to spend $$
Stranger: yea, after reading Hunter Thompson's Hell's Angels I need a harley
You: i make/fix stuff outa plastic
You: harley = gay in nz
You: in
Stranger: bah!
You: watch south park harley riders
You: lol
Stranger: I would love a crotch rocket
Stranger: but first I need me a badass harley
You: y not a victory?
Stranger: much more likely to make your missus scream in pleasure
You: far superior and way more elegant
You: she sez ur dreaming
You: and that what old men ride like her father lol
Stranger: but in America, Harley has an unbreakable image
Stranger: I'm not a motorcycle connoseur by any means
You: search victory (the new American bike)
Stranger: especially if they're cheaper
Stranger: all the badass MC clubs here ride harleys
Stranger: haha will do
You: yea but soft cocks if you meet them on their own
Stranger: but, I do have a thing for down and dirty
Stranger: lol
You: most 600 cc sports bike will beat a worked harley down a quarter mile
Stranger: harleys ain't for racin' my friend
Stranger: cruisin
You: they for polishing?
You: deffinetly not cornering
Stranger: of course not
You: lattes?
Stranger: Harley's are about the open road and freedom
You: america already had freedom just like the scotts
Stranger: but I like your sense of humor
You: chur
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I got nothin
Stranger: fuck man that hurts
You: bugger
Stranger: hey I gotta go grab some food before spades&beer it was cool talkin to you though
You: sweet as
You: spades?
You: http://www.victorymotorcycles.com.au/en-au/Victory/
Stranger: look it up, better than poker IMO
You: ok
You: cya
Stranger: late

[EJK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: wassup
Stranger: hilo
You: where?
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You: spades?
You: http://www.victorymotorcycles.com.au/en-au/Victory/
Stranger: look it up, better than poker IMO
You: ok
You: cya
Stranger: late

That conversation is not normal... somehow..