Sausages MK II

[Mom]

Well as some of you will already know my least favourite feed in the world is sausages :sick:

I have done my damdest over the years to not pass my food prejudices onto my children and have to say I have been very sucessful in the main, they eat about anything including peas :puke:

So imagine my horror :shutup: and secret delight :blip: yesterday when I took my youngest shopping with me. I had asked my lovely man what he fancied for tea, he suggested a meat unit, chips and salad. I am not earning at the moment so am being frugal with my funds, steak was off the menu. My lovely man adores sausages so killing two birds with one stone (not too hard a hit on my wallet, and brownie points with him) I bought sausages. My daughter was in the car at the time.

Got to the stupidmarket and we go shopping to replenish the salad supplies and my daughter asks what is for tea. Tube steak was my reply. Bless her she asked me what that meant. I was trying to avoid explaining it in detail when some spoil sport overheard our conversation and filled in the gaps for her. WELL! She was less than impressed I have to say. OOOps, like Mother like daughter it seems :laugh:

Sausages are and remain revolting. We are actually having them again tonight. Because she would not eat them last night we are having them again tonight, devilled styles :shit:

You cant bloody win some days.

EDIT: The daughter in question is 18 :killingme

[Pussy]

Sausages are GOOD, Mom!

[neels]

Sausages are awesome. (I mean the good ones from the butchers shop, not the crap they sell at the supermarket)

You have poisoned your daughters mind against them. Bad, bad mummy.

[rainman]

Have to say (although around here I should really be careful about how I say it) that I am keen on sausages. Janssens Deli in Browns Bay has some very nice options. Real sausages, not those silly plastic things you get wrapped in a piece of bread at sports dos and outside of the Warewhare and other shops from time to time. And I definitely do not mean those evil things that get fed to kids at parties (cheerios?) before they are smart enough to figure out what they are eating. There should be a law against them.

Did see a pack at the local Chinese supermarket that would test my enthusiasm though - fish sausages. Apparently these are quite normal in China.

[slofox]

Nuffink wrong wiv snarlers Momsie...I'll eat 'em for ya!

[davebullet]

Dave: Would you like them in a boat? Would you like them with a Goat?
Mom: I do not like sausages with ham, I do not like them Dave I am.

[Maha]

Sausages are awesome. (I mean the good ones from the butchers shop, not the crap they sell at the supermarket)

You have poisoned your daughters mind against them. Bad, bad mummy.

I concur, and the best thing about a visit to the Local Butchers is.....That Smell....ooooooo that smell (yeah yeah I sound like a Lynard Skynard song) I take a big sniff that lasts the rest of day!...Sausages are a treat! but only the real ones.

[Mom]

Sausages are awesome. (I mean the good ones from the butchers shop, not the crap they sell at the supermarket)

You have poisoned your daughters mind against them. Bad, bad mummy.

No I am not a bad Mommy at all, she is old enough now to call it for herself :dodge:


And I definitely do not mean those evil things that get fed to kids at parties (cheerios?)

Nothing wrong with little boys :D


Did see a pack at the local Chinese supermarket that would test my enthusiasm though - fish sausages. Apparently these are quite normal in China.

OK, so now you are being revolting :yes:


Nuffink wrong wiv snarlers Momsie...I'll eat 'em for ya!

You can have them :yes:


Sausages are a treat! but only the real ones.

Now see, I love Kranskys - HA HA HA!

[neels]

Nothing wrong with little boys :D!
We have a Hellers factory just up the road, you can tell when they are making savs and little boys, nothing like the smell of processed meat on the evening breeze.....

[Pussy]

Hellers London Pride sossies are good, as well as their common old savs.
I do feel Mom has unduly influenced her daughter away from the culinary delight that the sausage is.

[Mom]

We have a Hellers factory just up the road, you can tell when they are making savs and little boys, nothing like the smell of processed meat on the evening breeze.....

EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I just had a mental picture taste of something so revolting I can not describe it. Something that Maha loves. It invloves Saveloys and vinegar :puke:


Hellers London Pride sossies are good, as well as their common old savs.
I do feel Mom has unduly influenced her daughter away from the culinary delight that the sausage is.

Culinary delight my backside. Sweepings of floor, combined with all the trimmings of fat, encased in some part of an animals guts :sick: As far as the crumbed ones go *shudder*

[Smifffy]

There's no shame in not liking em, as long as when she grows up and doesn't eat them, she feels compelled to hide the sausage in a dangerous manner.

[Maha]

Something that Maha loves. It invloves Saveloys and vinegar :puke:


If I had been on Master Chef I would have used that delight as a secret weapon....:yes:
Fried Sav's (cut lenghtways) with perhaps salad and spuds, add vinegar for that extra mmmmmmmmmmmmm:love:

[CookMySock]

mmm had some bratworst sossies for lunch the other day. Strongggg smell of garlic and other stuff from them, and they literally popped open with juice everywhere when I bit them. Certainly weren't the worst sausages I had ever tasted. :lol:

If you intensely dislike sausages, then boerewors are the thing to avoid. Flavourful and pungent, yum.

Steve

[SMOKEU]

It would be nice if it was legal to get decent sausages in NZ, but the government has banned the importation of all the good meat into NZ so the rest of you all eat dog food which is labeled as 'prime quality NZ beef' or 'shaved ham', or other such shit. Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

[Smifffy]

mmm had some bratworst sossies for lunch the other day. Strongggg smell of garlic and other stuff from them, and they literally popped open with juice everywhere when I bit them. Certainly weren't the worst sausages I had ever tasted. :lol:

If you intensely dislike sausages, then boerewors are the thing to avoid. Flavourful and pungent, yum.

Steve

That's half the problem:

Flavour & the classic kiwi sausage are mutually exclusive. Ya gotta get sommat a bit out of the ordinary for it to be om nom nom

[Mom]

mmm had some bratworst sossies for lunch the other day. Strongggg smell of garlic and other stuff from them, and they literally popped open with juice everywhere when I bit them. Certainly weren't the worst sausages I had ever tasted. :lol:

If you intensely dislike sausages, then boerewors are the thing to avoid. Flavourful and pungent, yum.

Steve

No, see I love that sort of thing, but the preseravtive laden crap that actually stinks of chemicals when they hit the BBQ leave me totally cold.

[CookMySock]

Flavour & the classic kiwi sausage are mutually exclusive. Ya gotta get sommat a bit out of the ordinary for it to be om nom nomThats true whatever topic you are on. Applies to much more than sausages.

Steve

[Smifffy]

Thats true whatever topic you are on. Applies to much more than sausages.

Steve

Must be why I married a bona fide Cajun

[CookMySock]

No, see I love that sort of thing, but the preseravtive laden crap that actually stinks of chemicals when they hit the BBQ leave me totally cold.Well here was me thinking you loathed the things.. turns out you are a connoisseur who demands the best! :niceone:

Steve

[Mom]

Well here was me thinking you loathed the things.. turns out you are a connoisseur who demands the best! :niceone:

Steve

Shut Up! You are blowing my cover here. Sausages are revolting things :yes:

[Maha]

Crumbed Sausages should have a Thread all to themsleves...:yes:

[CookMySock]

Shut Up! You are blowing my cover here. Sausages are revolting things :yes:Snort! LOL!!

Steve

[Beemer]

You should try the sausages from the butcher in Waikanae - best ones I've ever tasted. They have real meat in them, not fillers! I freeze them, and when I defrost them blood pools in the bowl - an indication they actually contain meat!

They don't have a lot of fat either, so you have to put a little oil in the pan or they stick. They do beef, pork, venison, plus some flavoured (herb, etc) ones. All lovely.

[Swoop]

Westmere butchery. Beef and guiness sossies!!! Nom nom!!

In fact, the perfect meal could be sossies, mashed potato, yorkshire puds, gravy and peas.


Ohh. I feel all faint now. :thud:

[Mom]

Westmere butchery. Beef and guiness sossies!!! Nom nom!!

In fact, the perfect meal could be sossies, mashed potato, yorkshire puds, gravy and peas.


Ohh. I feel all faint now. :thud:

You and Maha could be bloody twins :lol:

[Swoop]

You and Maha could be bloody twins :lol:
I believe we go to the same barber:whistle:

[Maha]

I believe we go to the same barber:whistle:

That was Finns first ever words to me.....:cool:

[blackdog]

i only find it concerning that your 18 yr old has been so sheltered her whole life that she doesn't know what a 'tube steak' is :lol:

[The Pastor]

Well as some of you will already know my least favourite feed in the world is sausages :sick:

I have done my damdest over the years to not pass my food prejudices onto my children and have to say I have been very sucessful in the main, they eat about anything including peas :puke:

So imagine my horror :shutup: and secret delight :blip: yesterday when I took my youngest shopping with me. I had asked my lovely man what he fancied for tea, he suggested a meat unit, chips and salad. I am not earning at the moment so am being frugal with my funds, steak was off the menu. My lovely man adores sausages so killing two birds with one stone (not too hard a hit on my wallet, and brownie points with him) I bought sausages. My daughter was in the car at the time.

Got to the stupidmarket and we go shopping to replenish the salad supplies and my daughter asks what is for tea. Tube steak was my reply. Bless her she asked me what that meant. I was trying to avoid explaining it in detail when some spoil sport overheard our conversation and filled in the gaps for her. WELL! She was less than impressed I have to say. OOOps, like Mother like daughter it seems :laugh:

Sausages are and remain revolting. We are actually having them again tonight. Because she would not eat them last night we are having them again tonight, devilled styles :shit:

You cant bloody win some days.

EDIT: The daughter in question is 18 :killingme

daughter? 18? where?

[Mom]

daughter? 18? where?

She was at my last party or 2. Has a boyfriend though.

[Mom]

i only find it concerning that your 18 yr old has been so sheltered her whole life that she doesn't know what a 'tube steak' is :lol:

She cant help it. The blonde gene is strong in her :lol:

[Swoop]

That was Finns first ever words to me.....:cool:
I wonder if he likes sausages too? We might be triplets, separated at birth...

Where is he these days?

[Maha]

I wonder if he likes sausages too? We might be triplets, separated at birth...

Where is he these days?

Hes Packing Sausages I think?
Yeah would awesome to see him back, the words about winga in my sig is a quote from Finn.

[ynot slow]

Back on subject,Normanby Butchery-award winner,and the other end of spectrum,milking in a cowshed opposite a by-product factory when the wind blows into the shed,puts ya off any meat lol.

Absolutely nothing wrong with a decent snarler,or savaloy,too many idiots are too proud to eat them,gone are the days you could rock up with say 3kg of paua and ask the butcher to make paua sausages (10kg)look like little green dog turds but taste shitloads better.

[Pussy]

London Pride pork sossies for tea tonight, in fact.
Excellent! :)

[Maha]

Home made Burgers, hell yum!....sausage meat in a different shape.

[ynot slow]

Played cheff jellymeat with a bbq,steak,sausies and meat patties(and copious beers)no complaints and all alive.

[Dutchee]

We had a sausage tree a number of years back. (what else do you do with leftover sausages, except play ball with them, but that could only last so long, so the tree was the next obvious thing in the forest to do with them).
After a number of months (haven't checked it for a few years), the only sausage still hanging on it (and still obviously a sausage, but with shrinkage, must have been over winter eh guys) was a sizzler. Funny, none of us can eat those things now, the preservatives are incredible.
But at trailrides is about the only time I can eat a sausage, as everything up the forest or when camping tastes so much better.
We used to go camping and dinner would be steak, rice and dried peas (followed by one or two bottles of good wine, of course). I decided to replicate dinner at home one day, and neither of us could eat the damned peas.

[Tink]

Well as some of you will already know my least favourite feed in the world is sausages :sick:

I have done my damdest over the years to not pass my food prejudices onto my children and have to say I have been very sucessful in the main, they eat about anything including peas :puke:

So imagine my horror :shutup: and secret delight :blip: yesterday when I took my youngest shopping with me. I had asked my lovely man what he fancied for tea, he suggested a meat unit, chips and salad. I am not earning at the moment so am being frugal with my funds, steak was off the menu. My lovely man adores sausages so killing two birds with one stone (not too hard a hit on my wallet, and brownie points with him) I bought sausages. My daughter was in the car at the time.

Got to the stupidmarket and we go shopping to replenish the salad supplies and my daughter asks what is for tea. Tube steak was my reply. Bless her she asked me what that meant. I was trying to avoid explaining it in detail when some spoil sport overheard our conversation and filled in the gaps for her. WELL! She was less than impressed I have to say. OOOps, like Mother like daughter it seems :laugh:

Sausages are and remain revolting. We are actually having them again tonight. Because she would not eat them last night we are having them again tonight, devilled styles :shit:

You cant bloody win some days.

EDIT: The daughter in question is 18 :killingme


I hope they were added to her fav food.... blah blah... one daughter hates potatoes... the other cheese / yoghurt etc.. nightmare life for mum...... sausages... easy...gril...fry... mix ... or just do this....................MINCE

[Hitcher]

One understands that happiness is found in a woman who loves a bit of sausage.

[shafty]

We had a sausage tree a number of years back. (what else do you do with leftover sausages, except play ball with them, but that could only last so long, so the tree was the next obvious thing in the forest to do with them).
After a number of months (haven't checked it for a few years), the only sausage still hanging on it (and still obviously a sausage, but with shrinkage, must have been over winter eh guys) was a sizzler. Funny, none of us can eat those things now, the preservatives are incredible.
But at trailrides is about the only time I can eat a sausage, as everything up the forest or when camping tastes so much better.
We used to go camping and dinner would be steak, rice and dried peas (followed by one or two bottles of good wine, of course). I decided to replicate dinner at home one day, and neither of us could eat the damned peas.

Left-over sausages is an Oxymoron, like Left over Beer, or Spare Wine

[CookMySock]

Home made Burgers, hell yum!....sausage meat in a different shape.Shit yeah, it possible to make a really good job of these. A big fav with our family.

Steve

[Berries]

Sausages were sent to earth by God.

Do you think Noah was really taking them in two by two to save them from the flood ? Was he bollocks. He was a master butcher perfecting a new recipe in the worlds first floating meatworks.

Feeding of the 5,00 with fish ? Yeah right. It was one big Cumberland sausage.

The Last Supper ? Sausage and Mash.

The problem is too many people these days just don't read their Bible. Not eating sausages is blasphemous.

[Scouse]

Well as some of you will already know my least favourite feed in the world is sausages
Sausages are and remain revolting.
You cant bloody win some days.

What about Man Sausage?

[EJK]

You mean Weiner?