Pepperoni salami

[slofox]

Ate a whole pack of a really mean pepperoni salami last night...:ar15:

Seems I shoulda put the dunny paper in the freezer overnight...oh, and and left a gas mask in there as well... :puke:

[mattian]

yep. that will do it to ya.... that, and too much chilly has a similar effect.

[slofox]

yep. that will do it to ya.... that, and too much chilly has a similar effect.

I once had a reeaaallllly bad experience with chilli...

Was preparing some jalapeno for a dish - removing seeds, chopping up etc. With my hands.

Needed to go pee. Which I did without washing hands first.

BAD move...

All was well for a few minutes afterwards. Then a certain warmth became apparent in the nether regions. Which quickly built to an inferno - me friggin willy was aflame!

Whipped into the bathroom to try and wash the thing down but it was too late. Nothing worked. By now I was pretty well incapacitated - just kept getting worse and worse...

Didn't want to have to go to a doc - how embarrassing would that be...

Ended up under a cold shower for about three quarters of an hour.

Next time I did chilli, I wore plastic gloves...:blink:

[Bren]

Three words, TOO MUCH INFO...I like you but not enough to know about your bowel movements...

[crazyhorse]

:rofl: OMG - that is so funny, but not really. ..... :yes:

[mashman]

Ate a whole pack of a really mean pepperoni salami last night...:ar15:

I used to like the peppercorn peperoni salami from Fazzi's back in the UK... whaaa that was good shit :shifty:

[Fatt Max]

I once had a reeaaallllly bad experience with chilli...

Was preparing some jalapeno for a dish - removing seeds, chopping up etc. With my hands.

Needed to go pee. Which I did without washing hands first.

BAD move...

All was well for a few minutes afterwards. Then a certain warmth became apparent in the nether regions. Which quickly built to an inferno - me friggin willy was aflame!

Whipped into the bathroom to try and wash the thing down but it was too late. Nothing worked. By now I was pretty well incapacitated - just kept getting worse and worse...

Didn't want to have to go to a doc - how embarrassing would that be...

Ended up under a cold shower for about three quarters of an hour.

Next time I did chilli, I wore plastic gloves...:blink:

Classic chilli on the willy moment....well done mate.

Never, EVER get a chilli seed caught in your jap eye.....

Also, never ever wipe your nuts with the same towel you used to get excess deep heat off your leg

Well done Slo, a man after me own heart.......

[Edbear]

:rofl: OMG - that is so funny, but not really. ..... :yes:

Yes it is! :yes:


Classic chilli on the willy moment....well done mate.

Never, EVER get a chilli seed caught in your jap eye.....

Also, never ever wipe your nuts with the same towel you used to get excess deep heat off your leg

Well done Slo, a man after me own heart.......

Shouldn't this be in the DAMHIK thread..? :shifty:

[BiK3RChiK]

If you have high blood cholesterol, eating salami is a no-no; and a whole bunch of other yummy foods........ darnit!

[Ratti]

Classic chilli on the willy moment....well done mate.

Never, EVER get a chilli seed caught in your jap eye.....

Also, never ever wipe your nuts with the same towel you used to get excess deep heat off your leg

Well done Slo, a man after me own heart.......

and dont put mentholated back rub stuff on your vibrator by mistake

[Pixie]

I once had a reeaaallllly bad experience with chilli...

Was preparing some jalapeno for a dish - removing seeds, chopping up etc. With my hands.

Needed to go pee. Which I did without washing hands first.

BAD move...

All was well for a few minutes afterwards. Then a certain warmth became apparent in the nether regions. Which quickly built to an inferno - me friggin willy was aflame!

Whipped into the bathroom to try and wash the thing down but it was too late. Nothing worked. By now I was pretty well incapacitated - just kept getting worse and worse...

Didn't want to have to go to a doc - how embarrassing would that be...

Ended up under a cold shower for about three quarters of an hour.

Next time I did chilli, I wore plastic gloves...:blink:

For next time: capsaicin is oil/fat soluble,so trying to wash it off with water is ineffective.You're better off using lard ,vegetable oil,vaseline etc.

[Lilly2w]

For next time: capsaicin is oil/fat soluble,so trying to wash it off with water is ineffective.You're better off using lard ,vegetable oil,vaseline etc.

"honey! quick you've got to help me, rub this lard on my knob!"

[slofox]

For next time: capsaicin is oil/fat soluble,so trying to wash it off with water is ineffective.You're better off using lard ,vegetable oil,vaseline etc.

Ain't gunna be no bloody next time mate!

Good info though...course using such substances could lead to odd results...

[mattian]

"honey! quick you've got to help me, rub this lard on my knob!"

sounds like you've played, "lardy rubber knob" before.