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Biff
20th May 2005, 10:59
Like the size of their ..........brains

Lou Girardin
20th May 2005, 11:42
I bet they regret having (Gorgeous) George Galloway at their Kangaroo court.
I haven't seen so much squirming outside a worm farm.

Biff
20th May 2005, 11:57
I bet they regret having (Gorgeous) George Galloway at their Kangaroo court.
I haven't seen so much squirming outside a worm farm.


I know, farking hillarious isn't it. Ole George loves to give it, and by heck didn't he give it. I liked his response to a question posed as to his reasons why he visited Iraq, and the number of times he visited.

"I went on humanitarium grounds in to discuss the UN embargoes..... I went there twice, the same number of times as Donald Rumsfeld..... who was there to sell guns and bombs."

Waylander
20th May 2005, 14:48
Colin Powell is a bit full of himself isnt he. 'least the others were honest. (well ok bush exagerated, but only a little...)

Lou Girardin
20th May 2005, 15:36
Colin Powell is a bit full of himself isnt he. 'least the others were honest. (well ok bush exagerated, but only a little...)

What the...................! You have to be bloody kidding.

PS nice troll. Nearly had me going there :D

stify
20th May 2005, 16:00
cut and pasted


Official Announcement
*********************
The government today announced that it is changing
its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more
accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you're actually being screwed.
:bash:

MSTRS
23rd July 2005, 17:48
Two alligators sat in the swamp
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we were the
same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "what ya been eatin', Boy?"
"Politicians, same's you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where ya catch 'em?"
"Down t'other side the swamp near the parking' lot, by the parliament buildings."
"Same here. Hmm. How ya catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of 'em's Lexus and wait for 'em to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see yer problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See? By the time you done shaking' the
shit out of a politician, there ain't nothing' left but an asshole and a briefcase!"