dino3310
28th April 2010, 09:30
A Manurewa girl goes to Social Welfare to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"Ten" replies the Rewa Hard girl,
"Ten?" says the Welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan
and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Rewa Hard girl, "Its great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY!'
or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
Welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Rewa Hard girl... "I just use their surnames"
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A North Shore girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll
take the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
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Q. Two Mangere girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Birkdale girl?
A. Granny.
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Q. Why did the Otara girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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Q. What do you call a Manukau girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
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Q. What's the first question during a Papakura quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
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Q. What does a Grey Lynn girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
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Q. Two Mangere kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
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Q.. What's the difference between a Remuera boy and an Avondale girl?
A. An Avondale girl has a higher sperm count.
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Panmure?
A. Father’s day
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"Ten" replies the Rewa Hard girl,
"Ten?" says the Welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan
and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Rewa Hard girl, "Its great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY!'
or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
Welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Rewa Hard girl... "I just use their surnames"
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A North Shore girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll
take the red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
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Q. Two Mangere girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Birkdale girl?
A. Granny.
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Q. Why did the Otara girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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Q. What do you call a Manukau girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
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Q. What's the first question during a Papakura quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
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Q. What does a Grey Lynn girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
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Q. Two Mangere kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
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Q.. What's the difference between a Remuera boy and an Avondale girl?
A. An Avondale girl has a higher sperm count.
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Panmure?
A. Father’s day