What do you make of this?

[Foxzee]

Well we have been having weird phonecalls for the last couple of days...

Less than five minutes ago we get another apparently my stalker is up a tree with two sharpened popiscle sticks waiting to pounce on the edge of the property...I'll just went into side spillting laughter...he can't be for real surely......

[crazyhorse]

NOt sure he could come to much harm with two popiscle sticks.............. :)

[Foxzee]

I'm just hoping that when he does pounce outta the tree the iceblocks are still attached to the sticks cos I really feel like one right now.....

[Edbear]

Bit concerning, have you called Telecom and reported them? Or have you some idea of who is doing it?

[crazyhorse]

I'm just hoping that when he does pounce outta the tree the iceblocks are still attached to the sticks cos I really feel like one right now.....
I can just picture it ..............the Ninja popiscle strikes again

[Seriously though...... hope they get rid of this creep]

[Tank]

Let me see - a crazy person who has access to ice creams / popsicles ? I wonder who it could be?

[pc220]

Could you please come help me out of this f***en tree. Turns out 2 popsicle sticks wont be enough to make a ladder.

[Foxzee]

Bit concerning, have you called Telecom and reported them? Or have you some idea of who is doing it?

Have no idea who is doing it...appropriate avenues have followed but it seems it is coming from different pre pay numbers all the time...have had at least 10 tonight...has been going on since last Monday...every night without fail

What got me is he is now sitting in my tree with popiscle sticks wtf.......let's hope he falls out and my Shepherds taste the sticks..........

[Foxzee]

Could you please come help me out of this f***en tree. Turns out 2 popsicle sticks wont be enough to make a ladder.

I'll throw you up a sheet tie knots in it to lower yaself down...just please let me know what tree I need to be aiming it at...I'm really at a loss

[Edbear]

Have no idea who is doing it...appropriate avenues have followed but it seems it is coming from different pre pay numbers all the time...have had at least 10 tonight...has been going on since last Monday...every night without fail

What got me is he is now sitting in my tree with popiscle sticks wtf.......let's hope he falls out and my Shepherds taste the sticks..........

Called the Police? They tend to take this sort of thing seriously.

[Edbear]

I'll throw you up a sheet tie knots in it to lower yaself down...just please let me know what tree I need to be aiming it at...I'm really at a loss

I'd be aiming something else up the tree...

[pc220]

The short tree, turns out I also scared of heights. Also could i use your toilet ,after 2 ice blocks i really gotta pee.

[Foxzee]

Yes...they are involved and been very good...but even they lost it at the popiscle sticks.....to be expected I did....has the mental health unit got an open week that we weren't warned about .......

[fliplid]

Help the fekker down with a chainsaw...
Seriously though, hope you resolve this problem!

[Edbear]

Somebody thinks they're being funny.

Sorry pc220, you're genuinely funny so you count yourself out... :)

[Foxzee]

The short tree, turns out I also scared of heights. Also could i use your toilet ,after 2 ice blocks i really gotta pee.

on one condition you do it with your hands up and popiscle sticks on floor!

[mashman]

Yes...they are involved and been very good...but even they lost it at the popiscle sticks.....to be expected I did....has the mental health unit got an open week that we weren't warned about .......

These popsicle sticks can take yer feckin eye out ya know... i mean popsicle sticks in general, that is :shifty: not the ones i have in my hands now, whilst sitting in this tree... got yersel a baseball bat?

[pc220]

Somebody thinks they're being funny.

Sorry pc220, you're genuinely funny so you count yourself out... :)

Ah feek it, i even fail as a stalker.:wacko:

[Edbear]

on one condition you do it with your hands up and popiscle sticks on floor!

Going to the toilet with one's hands up is not a pretty sight to imagine, popsicle sticks on the floor or not...

[fliplid]

Going to the toilet with one's hands up is not a pretty sight to imagine, popsicle sticks on the floor or not...

With their hands up, there'd be no option!

[Wannabiker]

Ask the guys at the service station down the road to check the surveilance camera for a guy with a pocket full of cellphones, a ladder, and made a recent purchase of 2 popsicles.... He will probably have red lips and tongue if you find him...

[avgas]

What the hell did he use the sharpen the popsicle sticks?

Mabey his wit?

[ajturbo]

i bet he is Canadian..!!!

oh.. and it's NOT me... honest....

[fliplid]

Why Canadian?

PS. I'm not Canadian, up a tree, nor have access to popsicle sticks!

[Foxzee]

i bet he is Canadian..!!!

oh.. and it's NOT me... honest....

No I know it's not you.....instead of the popsicle sticks you would just bring out the Buell!...hahahaha

[ajturbo]

Why Canadian?

PS. I'm not Canadian, up a tree, nor have access to popsicle sticks!

you do know where Foxzee works right......

[fliplid]

you do know where Foxzee works right......

Er, nope, on that I am ignorant.

[Hopeful Bastard]

dont 4get.. He said he weighs 600 pounds. What i want to kno is how a 600 pound asian can get up a tree and sharpen popsicle sticks!

[tigertim20]

Let me see - a crazy person who has access to ice creams / popsicles ? I wonder who it could be?

hahahahahahaha nice

[ajturbo]

well the plot thickens...

i have just been talking to the 600lb tree hugging person with a Popsicle fetish ....
he has told me his name.... so i asked him to come and see me... but a no-show.. then he phoned again.... i asked to talk to his mummy.... but found out she was dead ... how did she die you all want to know right....

was it a car crash?...... no
was it a bike crash....... no
was it cancer..............no

it was..... ......... a Popsicle to the first person who can guess

[tnarg]

She choked on a popsicle?

[Insanity_rules]

She fell out of a tree?

[Mudfart]

she got squashed by her 600 pound son, falling out of a tree, holding a popsicle stick?
seriously, how old does this guy sound?

[mashman]

it was..... ......... a Popsicle to the first person who can guess

Deranged woman holding a Black Widow catapult and a jar of ball bearings?

[Foxzee]

she got squashed by her 600 pound son, falling out of a tree, holding a popsicle stick?
seriously, how old does this guy sound?

I would say late 20's......must be costing him a fortune in phonecalls.....

I personally think someone has put LSD in his crunchie bar.......

[sinfull]

No I know it's not you.....instead of the popsicle sticks you would just bring out the Buell!...hahahaha

Popsicle sticks at twenty paces ? I call that a Duel, not a Buell !

[ajturbo]

Popsicle sticks at twenty paces ? I call that a Duel, not a Buell !


i think i scared him off....... well in my dream,

but I have worked out that he got MY number randomly out of the phone book.....

so Georgine Jenkins.... look out.....

[sinfull]

i think i scared him off....... well in my dream,

but I have worked out that he got MY number randomly out of the phone book.....

so Georgine Jenkins.... look out.....Are you going to stalk her now you've been found out ?

[ajturbo]

i guess i will have to NOW!!.. thanks...