Is it that hard to think and ride?

[madbikeboy]

Mr Kawasaki rider (aka the fucktard on the bridge this morning)...

Is it that hard to think and ride. Your little lane swerve across three lanes into the space that I braked really hard not to occupy concurrent with your foolhardy and rapid insertion was exciting, but retarded.

Is it that hard to turn your head to the left a little and check the gap first? Is it that hard to spread your attention between riding your bike and being an asshole?

Lucky for both of us that I was paying attention. Me sitting behind you revving was to let you know I was there - since it escaped your attention first time around.

Learn to ride you dumb fucktard.

[avgas]

Mr Kawasaki rider (aka the fucktard on the bridge this morning)...

Is it that hard to think and ride. Your little lane swerve across three lanes into the space that I braked really hard not to occupy concurrent with your foolhardy and rapid insertion was exciting, but retarded.

Is it that hard to turn your head to the left a little and check the gap first? Is it that hard to spread your attention between riding your bike and being an asshole?

Lucky for both of us that I was paying attention. Me sitting behind you revving was to let you know I was there - since it escaped your attention first time around.

Learn to ride you dumb fucktard.
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Too many fucktards ride bikes. I do hope they fuck off and die.

[Latte]

Mr Kawasaki rider (aka the fucktard on the bridge this morning)...

Is it that hard to think and ride. Your little lane swerve across three lanes into the space that I braked really hard not to occupy concurrent with your foolhardy and rapid insertion was exciting, but retarded.

Is it that hard to turn your head to the left a little and check the gap first? Is it that hard to spread your attention between riding your bike and being an asshole?

Lucky for both of us that I was paying attention. Me sitting behind you revving was to let you know I was there - since it escaped your attention first time around.

Learn to ride you dumb fucktard.

Red 250 ninja ?

[nodrog]

sorry, i only swerved because my fluffy soy latte fell off my tank, and was scorching my vagina.

[madbikeboy]

Well, this Latte sipping homo was wearing panty liners, maybe his mascara was preventing him from seeing?

[madbikeboy]

Hell no, I ride a GSXRThou called the Evil Bitch (otherwise known as Scoot). I wouldn't ride a red 250 Ninja if you paid me and gave me two paperbags...

[onearmedbandit]

Hell no, I ride a GSXRThou called the Evil Bitch (otherwise known as Scoot). I wouldn't ride a red 250 Ninja if you paid me and gave me two paperbags...

Um, I think he was asking if it was a Red Ninja...

[Lurch]

Hell no, I ride a GSXRThou called the Evil Bitch (otherwise known as Scoot). I wouldn't ride a red 250 Ninja if you paid me and gave me two paperbags...

Cock stroking that way =========> www.hdforums.com

[madbikeboy]

Um, I think he was asking if it was a Red Ninja...

Yes, I got his question, but I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

No, it was an ugly assed Kwaka 600, and the fucktard was wearing a blindfold in case he saw anything scary...

[onearmedbandit]

Yes, I got his question, but I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...



I considered that possibility, but couldn't see any humour in the post.

[madbikeboy]

Humour on KB? No, it'd never happen...

[R6_kid]

I had a Skyline and an NSR250RR both doing a burnout at the traffic lights yesterday in the rain. The NSR250RR started losing it first and was lucky the light went green, he was fully crossed up and almost highsided before continuing on across the intersection and having to swerve back into his lane to miss the oncoming traffic so he could take off at 70kmh+ through a 50kmh business area. Fucktard number two in the Skyline did a slow-motion-drift across the intersection and turned right through a red light.

I was astounded and confused, I was impressed but not sure if it was by the stupidity or pure 'I fail at life' vibe these two were displaying.

That was my WTF moment for the day. Who needs to be a cop to get better work stories!

[Maha]

Yes, I got his question, but I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

No, it was an ugly assed Kwaka 600, and the fucktard was wearing a blindfold in case he saw anything scary...

Wearing a blindfold? Taking that into consideration, I believe said rider done pretty well to get to the bridge.

I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

[onearmedbandit]

Wearing a blindfold? Taking that into consideration, I believe said rider done pretty well to get to the bridge.

I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

Now that is funny!

[nodrog]

I had a Skyline and an NSR250RR both doing a burnout at the traffic lights yesterday in the rain. The NSR250RR started losing it first and was lucky the light went green, he was fully crossed up and almost highsided before continuing on across the intersection and having to swerve back into his lane to miss the oncoming traffic so he could take off at 70kmh+ through a 50kmh business area. Fucktard number two in the Skyline did a slow-motion-drift across the intersection and turned right through a red light.

I was astounded and confused, I was impressed but not sure if it was by the stupidity or pure 'I fail at life' vibe these two were displaying.

That was my WTF moment for the day. Who needs to be a cop to get better work stories!

cool, you aucklanders get to see all the awesome stuff.

best thing we get to see is old people mowing down pedestrians on their mobility scooters.

[Maha]

cool, you aucklanders get to see all the awesome stuff.

best thing we get to see is old people mowing down pedestrians on their mobility scooters.

Now I know you're shittin' us....
DMNTD's been living in Orkland for a while now.

[madbikeboy]

Wearing a blindfold? Taking that into consideration, I believe said rider done pretty well to get to the bridge.

I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

Maha! +1.

[gijoe1313]

Goodness gracious me! And here I thought that MBB had hung up his riding spurs and not be a filthy biker scum anymore. Guess you can't keep him away from those dangerous, noisy and expensive contraptions - even if they are ridden by others ... :whistle:

[nodrog]

Now I know you're shittin' us....
DMNTD's been living in Orkland for a while now.
he still comes back to get his meds.

[avgas]

cool, you aucklanders get to see all the awesome stuff.

best thing we get to see is old people mowing down pedestrians on their mobility scooters.
I see the mount cruising crew has aged since I was last there. Probably still do the same 5kph speed though

[nodrog]

I see the mount cruising crew has aged since I was last there. Probably still do the same 5kph speed though

and they still cant dress themselves properly.

[madbikeboy]

GiJoe!!!

Been out of the cuntree a while. Zoo York was especially impressive. Swimming with tiger sharks in the Whitsundays was also pretty neat...

Lets go for a ride and I'll catch you up...

[Gremlin]

MBB would agree... doing burnouts at the lights is real naughty...

Also... gihoe doesn't ride any more... just talks about riding. Ask when last he rode more than 200km in a stint... :D

[madbikeboy]

Burnouts add to greenhouse gases and kills baby seals. On an unrelated note, 300 k's out of an evil M3 is poor longevity, think I need to complain to the manufacturers...

Mate, come for a ride this weekend. PM me, think MsKaBC and co are coming with. Would be really great to catch up.

[MsKABC]

and the fucktard was wearing a blindfold in case he saw anything scary...

Funny, that reminds me - I saw something funny on the way home the other day on the NW. An old 250 lane splits past me in ridiculous fashion (ducking and weaving close to cars, in not very heavy traffic), rider and a pillion. For some reason it didn't look right to me. Then I realised what it was - the pillion had a hoodie on, with the hood pulled over his head. .......anyone know where you can get a hoodie that the hood of which will go on your head over a lid? He kept tugging at it (the hood) to keep it on his head, obviously to hide the fact he had no lid on.

If you were going to do something so monumentally stupid as to pillion someone with no lid on, wouldn't you: a) NOT ride down the m/way and b) ride in such as a way as to NOT attract attention to yourself?

Dumbarses.

[schrodingers cat]

Is it that hard to turn your head to the left a little and check the gap first?


Sorry - had my head so far up my ass I failed to see or hear you.