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The Everlasting
14th May 2010, 17:24
I head to the St Lukes mall around once a week,and I always park up just outside the community constable's office.

Your allowed to park there as a lot of bikes do..

Everytime he sees me,I get a really evil and nasty stare from him(like he thinks I'm trash for riding a bike!) The first time he saw me,he stared for like 2 minutes.


Today I seriously felt like asking him what his problem is,community constables are meant to be friendly,not the opposite!

firefighter
14th May 2010, 17:27
Maybe he wondered what the fuck you were staring at.........

Maybe all cops are after you. Have you got an armadillo helmet?

Ever thought maybe he's just squinting to see through the glass?! Maybe he just likes your bike.........Or maybe he's just human and does'nt like everybody in existence.

The Everlasting
14th May 2010, 17:37
Haha,he isn't sitting inside his office,but outside his office door,a metre away from my bike.

DMNTD
14th May 2010, 17:37
Today I seriously felt like asking him what his problem is,community constables are meant to be friendly,not the opposite!

Why didn't just bowl up and ask what's up? If he's a dick tell him so...simple

imdying
14th May 2010, 17:37
Today I seriously felt like asking him what his problem is,community constables are meant to be friendly,not the opposite!Drop the attitude and do it, he won't bite.

wickle
14th May 2010, 17:45
you might have a bad twin out there!

Big Dave
14th May 2010, 17:53
You are not paranoid. They ARE out to get you.

Katman
14th May 2010, 17:56
Maybe he knows something about you that the rest of us don't...............




.....yet.

p.dath
14th May 2010, 18:07
Maybe he thought your tire might be flat, and was trying to make up his mind weather to come out and tell you ...

Elysium
14th May 2010, 18:19
Did some tumbleweed roll by as well?

scumdog
14th May 2010, 18:34
Today I seriously felt like asking him what his problem is,community constables are meant to be friendly,not the opposite!

Bullshit.

I'm one and I ain't friendly.:angry:

Genie
14th May 2010, 18:35
Smile at him.....

Elysium
14th May 2010, 18:45
Or wink back.

Rogue Rider
14th May 2010, 18:48
LoL, maybe it had something to do with the shirt your wearing that said, "F$#@ the Police" or your hot pink pants and heals.

oldrider
14th May 2010, 22:31
Bullshit.

I'm one and I ain't friendly.:angry:

True! :lol:

Insanity_rules
14th May 2010, 22:57
LoL, maybe it had something to do with the shirt your wearing that said, "F$#@ the Police" or your hot pink pants and heals.

I just got the Worst mental picture!

red mermaid
15th May 2010, 09:16
Hes a biker and is trying to understand why you are riding that POS!

peasea
15th May 2010, 16:21
I head to the St Lukes mall around once a week,and I always park up just outside the community constable's office.

Your allowed to park there as a lot of bikes do..

Everytime he sees me,I get a really evil and nasty stare from him(like he thinks I'm trash for riding a bike!) The first time he saw me,he stared for like 2 minutes.


Today I seriously felt like asking him what his problem is,community constables are meant to be friendly,not the opposite!

They're supposed to keep their clothes on too but I know of at least one that doesn't, even when on the job.

monkeymcbean
15th May 2010, 16:34
maybe your dick was hanging out!...did you check!