Trademe Warning

[sidecar bob]

Today I was out & realised i wasnt going to make it home in time to bid on a couple of bikes I wanted to buy.
I text a mate (KB member) that i had discussed the bikes with & knew the auction & asked him if he could bid on them on my behalf.
I gave him my Trademe logon & password & when I got home discovered that not only did i own two bikes (A good thing), but my trademe had somehow watchlisted the following items.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289800730
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289360025
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289481877
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289494143
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289752780
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289427211
I just want to warn people that if you are going to give your trademe logon details to someone, make sure they are not a sexual deviant, or fat pie munching homo sidecar passenger.

[firefighter]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289427211

If she played her cards right.......

[Taz]

Yeah people always blame mates for the embarassing things they get caught doin.............. We believe you (not)

[Taz]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=289427211

If she played her cards right.......

What? Poker?

[FJRider]

It IS lovely to have friends that you can trust with your life ...

however ...

finding those you can trust with your dignity, is a "little" more difficult ...

[blackdog]

you're lucky he didn't start asking questions of the seller like "will this plug be suitable for my stretching regime?"

[Kickaha]

I just want to warn people that if you are going to give your trademe logon details to someone, make sure they are not a sexual deviant, or fat pie munching homo sidecar passenger.

No idea what you're talking about Bob:msn-wink:

You changed that password yet?:whistle:

[steve_t]

At least they were only watchlisted... could have bought some gay porn or something even more embarrassing (unless you're gay - sorry if I offended anyone)

[Kickaha]

you're lucky he didn't start asking questions of the seller like "will this plug be suitable for my stretching regime?"

Fuck I wish I'd thought of that


At least they were only watchlisted... could have bought some gay porn or something even more embarrassing (unless you're gay - sorry if I offended anyone)

That would have been worth doing even if I paid for it myself especially if I addressed it to his partner

[nodrog]

shouldnt you be bidding on flip front helmets, fluro vests, and cheese cutter hats?

[Elysium]

Also helps if you keep your Trademe account name different from your KB names. As this classic demonstrates.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/96653-When-you-accidently-stumble-across-something

[Ronin]

Seriously... I'm crying here. When I grow up I want to ride a sidecar

[Mudfart]

wow there's a sexual health section? is there a mental health one? the guy knows hes just pranking ya.

[Smifffy]

Questions, answers & feedbacks is where it can get really embarrassing ;)

[Pussy]

You sure that you weren't sprung, bob... and now you're trying to blame kick?? :whistle:

[Kickaha]

Questions, answers & feedbacks is where it can get really embarrassing ;)

Don't remind me about opportunities lost:crybaby:

[spajohn]

That's hilarious...who needs enemies...LOL

[sunhuntin]

That's hilarious...who needs enemies...LOL

dont you mean enemas?

[kit]

Hahahahaha LMFAO!

[sidecar bob]

So heres another thing i hadnt counted on.
An e mail has come in to the work computer from trademe with a fixed price offer for banana personal lubricant. Cheers Kick, youre a bloody gem!!

[Rogue Rider]

Thats bloody classic, u lucky he didn't bid on heaps for you too lol......

[schrodingers cat]

You should be flattered - he knows the rider gets all the glory and action. The swinger is there to hold your coat while you're 'busy'

[scrivy]

You should be flattered - he knows the rider gets all the glory and action. The swinger is there to hold your coat while you're 'busy'

No, the swingers get the glory too!!!! GLORY HOLE!!!!!

Eh Kick and Bob...........................

[Paul in NZ]

Obviously a wind up... bananas don't need lubricating and there s no way you are a size 10 to 12

[Pussy]

Don't be surprised if you find sand in your Vaseline, kick! :)

[Kickaha]

Don't be surprised if you find sand in your Vaseline, kick! :)

Why would I need Vaseline when I can borrow Bobs banana personal lubricant

[old rig]

No, the swingers get the glory too!!!! GLORY HOLE!!!!!

Eh Kick and Bob...........................

yes i agree hole heartedly:shit:

[Maha]

I see the VAGINAL REJUVENATOR is still live? lets us know how ya get on.

[cc rider]

I see the VAGINAL REJUVENATOR is still live? lets us know how ya get on.or off, for that matter :blip: